(4/5/2023) "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ"

Is caden/praetor still in contact with chris? Or have they been sitting on this one? If so why reveal this stupid bullshit now
 
Greedmonger said:
Yeah because Chris would totally make a replica last supper painting. He’s probably the only person on earth who DOESN’T know what that is.
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Meh, I'm on the fence. If he has some kind of picture bible in his possession he could have copied the composition and just replaced the people with Sonichus. It does look slightly too nice to be his work but if it's a copy it does look pretty close. Handwriting is irrelevant since the potential forger might have just traced his lettering from another source.

Edit: Not a handwriting expert but one thing I noticed doing a quick compare is the writing in question uses a rounded W at least once, and confirmed Chris writing seems to always be pointed.
 
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Chazzed Up said:
Meh, I'm on the fence. If he has some kind of picture bible in his possession he could have copied the composition and just replaced the people with Sonichus. It does look slightly too nice to be his work but if it's a copy it does look pretty close. Handwriting is irrelevant since the potential forger might have just traced his lettering from another source.
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It's possible lacking any other source of entertainment, chris got a how to draw book from the library.

While the poses and perspective do look too good in certain images to be chris, the inconsistency and the fact that it is slightly better rather than leagues better could point to it actually being by him.

If he looked through a drawing book, he would pick up some things, but not know how to apply them well. So logically we would see a slight improvement in his art, rather than a drastic one.
 
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Dread First said:
Question: wasn’t Chris limited to jailhouse pencil stubs? How the fuck could he crosshatch one of the drawings with a fucking pen?
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Neurotypical Mantis said:
he couldn't
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he could, actually. he's had access to a pen in previous drawings, like here

the thing that points to this being fake and gay in my opinion is the lack of any kind of signature. chris usually signs everything he draws

it wouldn't surprise me if they ended up being real though
 
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human trash said:
the thing that points to this being fake and gay in my opinion is the lack of any kind of signature. chris usually signs everything he draws
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I looked at the comments surrounding this on Reddit and someone did bring up a fair point. These images were likely clipped out of a comic. Thus the borders and small size. Chris wouldn't sign every panel of a comic. Doesn't mean it's real but it does make sense.

The larger crucifixion picture has a signature in the bottom left and appears to be a full page shot or separate art.
 
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Chazzed Up said:
Meh, I'm on the fence. If he has some kind of picture bible in his possession he could have copied the composition and just replaced the people with Sonichus. It does look slightly too nice to be his work but if it's a copy it does look pretty close. Handwriting is irrelevant since the potential forger might have just traced his lettering from another source.

Edit: Not a handwriting expert but one thing I noticed doing a quick compare is the writing in question uses a rounded W at least once, and confirmed Chris writing seems to always be pointed.
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Chris would have weaseled in some self-inserts of himself rather than posting full on bible passages, unless they were directed at him.

Here's some comparisons of Chris's handwriting from this purported thing, up against his "unban contracts":

The cross on the "f" Chris usually draws as a straight line. The ones from this have a little hook:
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Same with the "t":
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You can kind of see a little loop on the bottom of the "t" on the left from one of these drawings.

I'll give it credit, whoever wrote that really studied Chris's handwriting because some things are spot on.

However, the way Chris holds his pens in that insanely retarded way, means he lifts his pen up at the wrist and it goes straight up off the page. The way this is written, it looks like someone holding a pen normally, and inadvertently dragging it rather than lifting straight off the page.
 
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Chazzed Up said:
I looked at the comments surrounding this on Reddit and someone did bring up a fair point. These images were likely clipped out of a comic. Thus the borders and small size. Chris wouldn't sign every panel of a comic. Doesn't mean it's real but it does make sense.

The larger crucifixion picture has a signature in the bottom left and appears to be a full page shot or separate art.
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very true. i'm nowhere near autistic enough to look at the handwriting and the way the pictures were drawn to know one hundred percent if they were drawn by chris, but they look genuine enough to me

people are saying that they look too good to be his work but honestly his work has always looked better without crayola markers scribbled all over it so the fact it looks a little better than usual could be put down to that

i'd say the only way we'd know is when chris himself confirms it, but he might just claim that he did it even if he didn't, so, it's possible we'll never really know
 
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human trash said:
very true. i'm nowhere near autistic enough to look at the handwriting and the way the pictures were drawn to know one hundred percent if they were drawn by chris, but they look genuine enough to me

people are saying that they look too good to be his work but honestly his work has always looked better without crayola markers scribbled all over it so the fact it looks a little better than usual could be put down to that

i'd say the only way we'd know is when chris himself confirms it, but he might just claim that he did it even if he didn't, so, it's possible we'll never really know
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Personally I'm gonna put my vote on it being real. I think the border lines make it obvious that many of these images were cut out of a comic and they are being sold individually for a better profit. Would be a weird detail to fake. Looking at the art again I don't think it is that far above his more recent works and again there's a decent chance he has hold of a book he's using to reference poses/images.
 
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Alcalino9000 said:
Enough of enabling Chris's fantasies. Can't he just stand in front of a camera and yell and that's it?
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Naw, that's the old way of getting attention.

But it sounds like Chris has been doing a semi autobiography in addition to his Goddess logs unless the both of them are one and the same.

Unlike Chris and Jesus Christ.
 
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