The Ralphacurse - A curse Ralph invokes on his Aylawggs and enemies

[Climaxing Sunset]

Of all the Ralphisms Reeethan Ralph has invented, whether is the Ralphamale phrase or “Ralphababy”, we now have a new word that Ralph seems to enjoy using a lot and that word is “The Ralphacurse”.

There are two ways to interpret the Ralphacurse: A) it’s pertaining to the cursed lifestyle Ethan has subjected him and his various victims to, OR B) it’s the Gunt wiping his grease on his victims who initially had a laugh at him only to be sour faced upon discovering the grizzly gunted reality of their situation. In essence, the Gunt has admitted that he is a curse upon the Vickers, the Morris family, Jaden McNeil, RPG, and Daddy Gym, all of whom orbit ralph and all of whom have evolved into dependent lolcows of the Gunt. But beyond that even his ancient enemies of the past have been given the “Ralphacurse”:




The hubris of the rage pig has manifested into labeling himself a curse upon anyone who laughs at him. Ralph has evolved from being a Ralphamalé to becoming the Ralphacurse, a man who gives various nightmares to his detractors. Even the Xanax, Portugal Pimps, and Maker’s Mark hasn’t killed me ayylawwggs! Chrisiskang!

 

[TV's Adam West]

Die Ralph Die.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

I think he got it ass backwards. He isn't inflicting a curse in curse-ye-ha-me-ha style. He is the curse.

 

[Waifu Days]

He was meant for the corn. The gods of chaos have been denied, a blight must fall upon the land.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

I think he got it ass backwards.

He does

 

[Shagedan]

Give me your superchats. Defile my flesh with the corn syrup curse.
Again and again. Until it is done. Until a cursed gunt coalesces, that may one day defile the Sektur itself.
Countless, I have wurked. And countless, I have defiled. And soon the fruits will be borne.
Hundreds will be cursed, and they'll bear thousands of cursed children, who'll bear tens of thousands more.
A few of those will be born just like me, and they'll wurk, and defile, and HOLLER in my stead!

 

[3MMA]

Gunt claims to be a Christian, yet here he is with documented examples of pathological magical thinking in public. Ralphacurse is a classic example of magical thinking, believing he has supernatural power to smite perceived enemies. This is a greater symptom of obvious disorder. Moreso, clearly has something to do with his quadtitties. Earliest known manifestation of this hallucination was when he was seen dancing in a parking lot after smoking meth, pictured below. Troubling.

 

[eDove]

Dude's literally Chris Chan.

 

[412-L]

“CURSE-YE-RALPHA-HA!!!!”

 

[Crungass]

Next he'll be throwing Spirit Gunts and popping Xanxu beans

 

[thebigdream]

Nice Ralph, curses and the paranormal are very trad Christian.

 

[make_it_so]

Dude's literally Chris Chan.

Well, the autistic demon probably did jump bodies.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Ralph not realizing that he is the curse.

Reminds me of a very old story… maybe biblical but can’t remember. But the sotry was

“There was, a bitter hateful man who went door to door visiting his blood enemies over some debts or something, he realized they got sick shortly after his visit.

Thinking he had divine powers, he threw a giant party for all his family but also his enemies is expecting them all to die.

The man didn’t have spiritual powers, he just had the bubonic plague and ended up wiping out the entire village and his bloodline.

 

[Dread First]

Die Ralph Die.

Eid Hplar Eid

 

[coofcops]

What I'm taking away from this is that Ralph ignored that his friend was a crazy Internet stalker until it became something he could use to "own" his former friend with.

 

[Shush]

When your best friend of ten years makes a light-hearted joke.

 

[beautiful person]

Die Ralph Die.

The Ralph, The

 

[Raiken]

rage pig, his stand "pig beach".
the stand does not have a form of its own and is constantly active.
having contact with the gunt in any form affects the person, depending how close and how long the contact was.
over the internet it's harassment, but fysical cantact can ruin the person's life depending how long it was.

getting "pig beach" inside you by getting gunted afflicts the person with an unbreakeble version of "pig beach".

 

[Ultrapenguin]

The Ralphablessing:
Anyone Ethan Ralph gets involved with has ill fate befall them, however ill fate is in the eye of the beholder, and virtually all people Ralph involves himself with kind of sucked to begin with. Therefore to us it is the Ralphablessing.

It reflects Ralph himself. You can tell he is a holy creature. His 4 breasts represent the bounty of milk produced. His wiry hair represents the crops sprouting. His hollering represents pigs rutting, bringing forth a new generation of livestock to feed the village.

The corn is harvested. The gunt achieves apotheosis. We are one. The gunt is all.

 

[heathercho]

Eid Hplar Eid

Who's Ralph's Mary Lee Walsh? His Slaweel Ryam?
Llun or Gymchu?