Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

Peace and Harmony said:
After donating most of it to your local free library programs, of course.

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My tax refund is also hilarious. Frank is paying for everything, so is it really your tax refund John? I'd say it's Frank's tax refund you are spending on shit you don't need or will ever use.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
After donating most of it to your local free library programs, of course.

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How does someone who's unemployed get a tax refund? This is almost $3,000 of Frank's money down the toilet for a another toy that John is incapable of using to anywhere near its potential.

Also, leaving the "L" off of a Canon lens name is like leaving the "Porsche" off the name of one of his cars. I'll chalk that uncharacteristic lapse up to stupidity.

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John is one of those morons who thinks that having the most expensive gear turns an untalented amateur into a top-flight pro in any activity.

You see this all the time in areas like photography and fly fishing that attract dilettantes with money. I've seen people with $2,000 fly rods who couldn't cast the line 20 feet, while Joan Wulff can (and has) cast the entire length of a 90-foot line using an old broomstick as a rod.

Owning this lens won't make a bit of difference in the quality of John's shitty snapshots or amateurish videos other than allowing him to shoot in a little less light. A pro photographer will take better images with a handheld cellphone than John will with $30,000 of high-end Canon gear sitting on top of a $4,000 tripod.

And then there's the fact that an 85mm prime lens is designed for use as a portrait lens. It is not a good general purpose lens at all for photo or video. Frank's money would have been better spent on a quality midrange zoom lens.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
"Cannot wait to do all kinds of cool things with this."

Does this dude even ever post any pictures of anything but his Porsches and Frank?
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No, he doesn't. And he doesn't even take those shots with his tens of thousands of dollars of camera gear (all paid for with scampaign donations and illegally kept after the scampaign ended). But he makes sure everyone knows that those badly composed snapshots were taken with the most expensive iPhone on the market. And that's what's important.
 
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None because I don't have thousands of dollars of other people's money to throw away on shit that I'll use once and never again.

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Peace and Harmony said:
None because I don't have thousands of dollars of other people's money to throw away on shit that I'll use once and never again.

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John is such a fucking moron. Galactic Tank Force isn't a throwback to anything (so no royalties). Nothing about the game references anything from Buck Rogers movies or serials. A search for "Galactic Tank Force" and "Buck Rogers throwback" gets one hit -- a tweet by world-renowned ignoramus John Walker Flynt.
 
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AnOminous said:
Because that's what the American people care about, John's idiotic opinion on Princess Peach.
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John is so obsessed with Princess Peach (the category of speedrunning he thought up to be the #1, and then got fucked in by a bunch of speedrunners, shit like this) that I think he just wants to be a pretty princess, just like the chinks at Nintendo made Princess Peach to be.

Creepy as fuck, John. You are a man and you will never be a woman.
 
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
John is such a fucking moron. Galactic Tank Force isn't a throwback to anything (so no royalties). Nothing about the game references anything from Buck Rogers movies or serials. A search for "Galactic Tank Force" and "Buck Rogers throwback" gets one hit -- a tweet by world-renowned ignoramus John Walker Flynt.
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I did some looking. Its very "Buck Rodgers" inspired which is what our Wudigo was trying to say I think.

The table looks fun, but the 'video screen' entertainment is made by a bunch of mid-budget hipsters and pretty cringe. It also looks like there might be some design/QC issues (in a demo play the ball is launched over the flippers after going through a magnet area)
 
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OldDayz said:
I still lol when thinking about how John couldn't even be #1 for longer than a week or so before some other better runner passed him on the list. LOL
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And this was for a category he blatantly invented for himself personally. Imagine being a troon and being utter shit at speedrunning. Embarrassing.
 
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OldDayz said:
I still lol when thinking about how John couldn't even be #1 for longer than a week or so before some other better runner passed him on the list. LOL
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AnOminous said:
And this was for a category he blatantly invented for himself personally. Imagine being a troon and being utter shit at speedrunning. Embarrassing.
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Don't forget, the guy that beat him was the mod who agreed to add the categories in the first place. He acquiesced to John's demands to have a category all to himself, then promptly trounced his time. I want to believe that was intentional, that the mod either knew enough about John or did some research on him beforehand, leading him to decide to give him what he wanted just to take it away again. If so, based as fuck.
 
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King Dead said:
I want to believe that was intentional, that the mod either knew enough about John or did some research on him beforehand, leading him to decide to give him what he wanted just to take it away again. If so, based as fuck.
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I can only imagine how annoying John was to this mod to get his own category, that might be the only reason that mod cooked John in the faggoty little category he was bitching to get. That might have been the only reason the mod decided to make John cry.
 
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