Money Chris assures us he's not on drugs - Also more begging

[YI 457]

Not on drugs. Legal/prescribed or illegal. Remember the classic:

The rudeness of the teenager's song,
The despicable mention of rude words and...D-R-U-G-S.

 

[Loxiozzz]

Starve, Chris

 

[SnergenFlergen]

So Chris tacitly admits here that he would rather see himself, his mother and his dogs starve in preference to getting a job. That's some dedicated laziness if ever I saw it.

 

[WeeGee]

 

[GV 998]

He wants to use big words so he will look smart in people's eyes....But he doesn't bother to look up said big word to make sure it matches the context and tone of the rest of his sentence.

Once again, Chris' level of dedication never fails to disappoint.

Also, who has ever accused Chris of being on drugs? Out of ALL the topics, and all the questions posed here and on the CWCki, I don't think anyone has EVER mentioned Chris being on drugs. I mean, hell, his anti-smoking, anti-drug stance is very well known to Christorians.

The only way I could see ANYONE accusing Chris of being on drugs is someone who happens on one of his videos on Youtube, knowing nothing about him and his severe autism. Then I could see someone maybe coming to the conclusion he's on some powerful shit.

 

[Lysistrata]

Nice to see he's finally not getting a RED CENT! Maybe soon he'll try something different from this bullshit.

 

[Toodles]

Chris cannot get a job. Not when he keeps testing positive for cocaine every single time.

I'm not saying to stop cold turkey, but just slow down on the nose candy, Chris and your life and finances (not to mention all that stress and hypertension) will get better.

 

[Justlurkin]

"you want us to starve"
no chris, you want to starve on your own
if you're actually starving
start pawning everything you can
if you're starving, getting food is more important that all that crap you have in your room

I suppose some people nicely suggested that in his comments? Like Kim Wilson?
But I also guess it'll be promptly ignored.

 

[GV 998]

Please, someone tell me why Chris believes he's entitled to our money? I mean, it can't be because he thinks he's famous right? He doesn't think Stephen King gets all his money by his fans sending him cash, rather than being paid for the books he writes. He can't be that stupid, right?

So I just don't get why he believes he is supposed to be getting free money from strangers. And I do get the cause of it. Because he's been given free money from strangers before. But the absolute bitterness in the fact that his donations have dried up ( "I guess me, my mom and my two dogs will have to starve! UGH!") really cements that his idea of a donation is more like a bill. The Chandler family is a bill that all of us, not just the government, must pony up to.

He really needs to wake the fuck up ( it'll never happen, but hey, doesn't mean I'm not gonna say it)

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Also, who has ever accused Chris of being on drugs? Out of ALL the topics, and all the questions posed here and on the CWCki, I don't think anyone has EVER mentioned Chris being on drugs.

Maybe he's seen people compare his toy spending to a drug addiction, and deliberately chose to miss the valid point that no one wants to "donate" to fund his fun lifestyle.

 

[Male Idiot]

Chris's drug is ....

:autism:

Autism is one hell of a drug, as it was pointed out here multiple times!

 

[GV 998]

Maybe he's seen people compare his toy spending to a drug addiction, and deliberately chose to miss the valid point that no one wants to "donate" to fund his fun lifestyle.

That is probably the truth and I'm surprised it didn't occur to me on my own.

Chris isn't good with those dang metaphors

 

[Dain Bramage]

Please, someone tell me why Chris believes he's entitled to our money? I mean, it can't be because he thinks he's famous right? He doesn't think Stephen King gets all his money by his fans sending him cash, rather than being paid for the books he writes. He can't be that stupid, right?

So I just don't get why he believes he is supposed to be getting free money from strangers. And I do get the cause of it. Because he's been given free money from strangers before. But the absolute bitterness in the fact that his donations have dried up ( "I guess me, my mom and my two dogs will have to starve! UGH!") really cements that his idea of a donation is more like a bill. The Chandler family is a bill that all of us, not just the government, must pony up to.

He really needs to wake the fuck up ( it'll never happen, but hey, doesn't mean I'm not gonna say it)

Chris thinks that he is royalty (no. Really). And royalty get lots of money and stuff "just cuz". For Chris, it's as simple as that.

That is probably the truth and I'm surprised it didn't occur to me on my own.

Chris isn't good with those dang metaphors

I wonder if Chris is reacting to my comments about Chris being addicted to money?

(BTW, sorry for the secondary post, but I have no ability to edit my comments to add content/correct typos anymore for some reason)

 

[Mark Corrigan]

You lazy cunt.

 

[Toodles]

Please, someone tell me why Chris believes he's entitled to our money?

Short answer: 'tism.

 

[Gaol]

Please, someone tell me why Chris believes he's entitled to our money? I mean, it can't be because he thinks he's famous right? He doesn't think Stephen King gets all his money by his fans sending him cash, rather than being paid for the books he writes. He can't be that stupid, right?

So I just don't get why he believes he is supposed to be getting free money from strangers. And I do get the cause of it. Because he's been given free money from strangers before. But the absolute bitterness in the fact that his donations have dried up ( "I guess me, my mom and my two dogs will have to starve! UGH!") really cements that his idea of a donation is more like a bill. The Chandler family is a bill that all of us, not just the government, must pony up to.

He really needs to wake the fuck up ( it'll never happen, but hey, doesn't mean I'm not gonna say it)

Chris has stated various times he deserves to have a girlfriend,money and get laid because he is famous. He truly believes he is world famous and that the true fans to troll ration outnumber them 1:100. The problem is as we all know it's the opposite, there might be 1 fan of his work (oddly) and the rest are trolls. However because he has been getting donations, he has been able to sell stuff in his etsy (rip) he truly believes he is famous and should be entitled like other great writers and artists.

 

[Dain Bramage]

Short answer: 'tism.

More like his 'tism-fueled ego. He claims that his anxiety is Pluto-sized, but his ego is the size of a thousand Jupiters.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

The most hilarious thing about all this is that he was making money selling commissions, but he literally just stopped out of laziness and demanded he still be given money anyway, then got mad when that didn't work.

 

[Lalala]

"Will you PLEASE just buy my overpriced practically worthless shit for more than 50 times it's actual worth! GOD you people are so unfair and we're all gonna starve because you meanies won't buy my shit Pokemon cards!"
Meanwhile, less than a few days ago
"I am a kind, delightful person who you should want to approach!"
Nailed it, buddy.

 

[Gav01]

LIES! You must be smoking crack to think anyone would want to give you shit, or pay $100 for a fucking pokemon trading card.

Also, fuck you for making me have to look up a word! A word barely relevant to what you are talking about.

And way to simultaneously beg and accost the very people you are begging from you spoiled retard. Go ahead an "starve". As fat as you are it'll take at least a month and a half before anyone will even notice that you've been without food. Maybe you can eat those legos.