r/childfree - Where child-haters congregate

[VasonJoorhees]

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She claims she hates kids... yet she acts like an abandoned child because her friend prioritizes family over spending time with her. The hypocrisy stinks like shit. These people have literally zero self awareness.

I'd sorta understand the missing your friend thing if these two were young adults like 18-20, but we're talking milennials here, people in their 30s. Grow up.

Living vicariously through expensive trips and dinners by yourself because you're a hollow shell of a person who has nobody and nothing is not the brag she thinks it is. Ironic OP mentions misery loves company, because she'd know better than anyone else. OP and misery are practically conjoined twins lol. This lady definitely cries herself to sleep every night.

 

[Poyorin]

She claims she hates kids... yet she acts like an abandoned child because her friend prioritizes family over spending time with her. The hypocrisy stinks like shit. These people have literally zero self awareness.

I'd sorta understand the missing your friend thing if these two were young adults like 18-20, but we're talking milennials here, people in their 30s. Grow up.

Living vicariously through expensive trips and dinners by yourself because you're a hollow shell of a person who has nobody and nothing is not the brag she thinks it is. Ironic OP mentions misery loves company, because she'd know better than anyone else. OP and misery are practically conjoined twins lol. This lady definitely cries herself to sleep every night.

I wonder if the friend was slowly icing her out. If she was the remaining "CF" friend, she probably got a good dose of 'nope' from this whiny brat and decided to distance herself from them. Reads like it, since the friend doesn't share much about 'her' life and just uses the baby as a topic to keep the crazy bitch uninterested.

 

[Corpun]

My absolute favorite kind of childfree people are the ones that brag about how they get to "sip mimosas on the beach" when they have and most likely will never do that. They talk about how they want to travel the world "one day", but don't take advantage of their childless life and actually put effort into a career that will allow them to travel and have worldly experiences. I don't care if people don't want kids, but don't act like you live a glamorous life when you "work from home" taking calls for xfinity, and spend your money on materialistic consumerist tiktok bullshit. It still takes effort to have a fulfilling life, childfree or not.

Same here. You just know these are people stuck in a soulless corporate job who's only joys in life are days off and consooming some form of media that reminds them of their childhood. It's insane how many of these CF people who are extremely vocal about it share the same traits manchildren have. All these stories are always whining about some younger relative messing with figurines and shit, and presuming that kids always act like toddlers and shit.

 

[Fishy Fish Fish]

Same here. You just know these are people stuck in a soulless corporate job who's only joys in life are days off and consooming some form of media that reminds them of their childhood. It's insane how many of these CF people who are extremely vocal about it share the same traits manchildren have. All these stories are always whining about some younger relative messing with figurines and shit, and presuming that kids always act like toddlers and shit.

Ironically, these are the kinds of people who bitch the most about capitalism. Neo-socialist/communists can't live a day without an overpriced Starbucks drink, a new color of hair dye, or like three copies of the same edition of Persona 5. (The last is an example of a commie that I know of) Most of them have no work ethic, they're too stupid to realize that socialist/communist countries work you to death, they don't sit around making shit like video games or pride memorobilia. In fact, most of them would be forced to face the wall after about a day. That's a consolation.

 

[weirdMcGee]

Ironically, these are the kinds of people who bitch the most about capitalism. Neo-socialist/communists can't live a day without an overpriced Starbucks drink, a new color of hair dye, or like three copies of the same edition of Persona 5. (The last is an example of a commie that I know of) Most of them have no work ethic, they're too stupid to realize that socialist/communist countries work you to death, they don't sit around making shit like video games or pride memorobilia. In fact, most of them would be forced to face the wall after about a day. That's a consolation.

Ironic, ain't it? These are the same folks who preach the horrors of capitalism and consumerism but are are the consumerist themselves contributing to a profit circlejerk. They don't care for what communism and socialism preaches, only the things they believe it offers like being free from petty adult responsibilities. News flash, even in communist communes you still need to be a productive member of society. People are what a run a civilization, and without people, especially new people, old ideas will stagnate while new ones become rarer and rarer as more don't have kids.

 

[Noble Redditor]

Ironic, ain't it? These are the same folks who preach the horrors of capitalism and consumerism but are are the consumerist themselves contributing to a profit circlejerk. They don't care for what communism and socialism preaches, only the things they believe it offers like being free from petty adult responsibilities. News flash, even in communist communes you still need to be a productive member of society. People are what a run a civilization, and without people, especially new people, old ideas will stagnate while new ones become rarer and rarer as more don't have kids.

Didn't you read Das Kapital? Marxism is about not having kids, doing what the TV tells you, collecting plastic, being a tranny, working for a corporation until you die, getting upvotes and eating pride rainbow flag Oreos.

If we don't do that we'll never overthrow capitalism.

 

[The Feline Solution]

What the fuck, I personally dislike it when people play martyr for having children, but this mom is acting completely normal and her friend is genuinely insane, who gets this pissy and evil about being 'abandoned' by a friend having kids??? Does this bitch have bpd or npd?

'I'm really trying to do what's best for me, it brought so many sad dark days for me' she's acting like her friend divorced her to become a jehovas witness missionary in Africa or something.

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And ofc most of the comments are like 'no you're not crazy you're right, consequences of her own actions lol she was warned' when you know these are the same types to endlessly bitch about the consequences of their own choices, like university being hard and their degree being worthless.

Like this isn't normal 'lol my friends with kids have less free time than me' bragging, it's straight up 'my friend had a baby wich is betrayal and abandonment of ME and I smile at her actually legit crying.'

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"My postpartum friend crying once about her baby acting fussy in public and her complaining about being pooped on clearly means she should never have become a parent and I was right!!!1!"
Even though kid will be old enough for babysitters and going out and eventually school very soon.

What a spiteful cunt. "Your reaction is human" my ass, there's nothing human about getting this much malicious joy out of another one's perceived suffering and misfortune, especially not if it's supposedly your friend.

 

[Fishy Fish Fish]

Ironic, ain't it? These are the same folks who preach the horrors of capitalism and consumerism but are are the consumerist themselves contributing to a profit circlejerk. They don't care for what communism and socialism preaches, only the things they believe it offers like being free from petty adult responsibilities. News flash, even in communist communes you still need to be a productive member of society. People are what a run a civilization, and without people, especially new people, old ideas will stagnate while new ones become rarer and rarer as more don't have kids.

I hate communism with a passion, but at least actual communism has dignity? Always remember kids, a pink-haired fat white man being called a man is much worse than some Cuban losing their entire family.

What a spiteful cunt. "Your reaction is human" my ass, there's nothing human about getting this much malicious joy out of another one's perceived suffering and misfortune, especially not if it's supposedly your friend.

I'm not trying to defend her, but being a piece of shit is human.

 

[weirdMcGee]

Didn't you read Das Kapital? Marxism is about not having kids, doing what the TV tells you, collecting plastic, being a tranny, working for a corporation until you die, getting upvotes and eating pride rainbow flag Oreos.

If we don't do that we'll never overthrow capitalism.

Is this a joke or for real?

Either case, a cursory glance of common Marxist theories contradicts many of their claims

I hate communism with a passion, but at least actual communism has dignity? Always remember kids, a pink-haired fat white man being called a man is much worse than some Cuban losing their entire family.

I'm not trying to defend her, but being a piece of shit is human.

I think a lot of other economic system alternatives feel lackluster or wishful thinking that unsurprisingly doesn't address what to do with the 1% thing since even soviet Russia couldn't completely rid of the upper class. These people believe that as soon as their queer communist utopia is realized, no more whiny kids as all of them are shoved in pods until they're 18+ or older.

None to fond of modern capitalism but I've seen communism implemented in practice and most attempts have ended in failure. Why these people believe communism is the key is lost on me tbh.

 

[Roger Dennis]

Note the “millennial woman” look and the pit bull in the stroller.

 

[Vril-Dame vom Aldebaran]

I bet $100 that pit bull fucks her.

 

[Noble Redditor]

I bet $100 that pit bull fucks her.

I mean, it's a cartoon but somehow you're probably still right.

 

[Corpun]

There should be an edit of that with the pitbull covered in whatever child use to sit in that stroller's blood.

 

[Niggerphobe]

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Note the “millennial woman” look and the pit bull in the stroller.

 

[AnOminous]

Note the “millennial woman” look and the pit bull in the stroller.

I hope that pit bull eats her face off while she's trying to fuck it.

 

[Bioniclelover]

Note the “millennial woman” look and the pit bull in the stroller.

This type of memes where it's a shitty image with a caption and then another caption added on top with the exact same meaning is really obnoxious.

 

[Fishy Fish Fish]

Is this a joke or for real?

Either case, a cursory glance of common Marxist theories contradicts many of their claims


I think a lot of other economic system alternatives feel lackluster or wishful thinking that unsurprisingly doesn't address what to do with the 1% thing since even soviet Russia couldn't completely rid of the upper class. These people believe that as soon as their queer communist utopia is realized, no more whiny kids as all of them are shoved in pods until they're 18+ or older.

None to fond of modern capitalism but I've seen communism implemented in practice and most attempts have ended in failure. Why these people believe communism is the key is lost on me tbh.

He was joking. Marxism has always been xenophobic, even by old-timer standards. Modern-day fucktards who consider themselves "Communist" don't realize that the politicians in charge BECOME the 1%, and every other citizen becomes dirt poor. The reality of communism is what they believe capitalism is.

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Note the “millennial woman” look and the pit bull in the stroller.

I'd say she has more of a gymrat mom look. Millennial women stereotypically started the whole dyke side shave and colored hair trends.
Oh, and of course it's a fucking pit bull. There's such an interlap of pit bull advocates and childfree legbeards. It's like a pipeline.

 

[weirdMcGee]

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Note the “millennial woman” look and the pit bull in the stroller.

You can’t make this shit up. The blatant irony of this image encapsulates everything wrong with a lot childfree people especially women who think raising a kid is too much work but treat their own dog like a surrogate child. God, I love hypocrisy.

 

[Fishy Fish Fish]

You can’t make this shit up. The blatant irony of this image encapsulates everything wrong with a lot childfree people especially women who think raising a kid is too much work but treat their own dog like a surrogate child. God, I love hypocrisy.

Dogs do take a lot of work to raise, some breeds moreso than others. They're definitely not as much work as a kid though. Someone recently brought it up on the thread for hating Pit Bulls, but these kinds of people tend to be incredibly lazy with training, and just want to spoil the thing by feeding it people food.

 

[Maverick Vile]

I bet $100 that pit bull fucks her.

In more ways than one.