Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.7%

  • Total voters
    349
So, I watched Steven Crowder mull over the idea of having Rekieta join the Mug Club line-up. I hope not.
Maybe Rumble has something to do with that because I can't comprehend how their brands would align under Crowder unless he has become an addict since I last watched his show. The only common connection is their frequent clashes with YT in terms of bans. The ego clash would be of epic proportion behind the scenes. Nick doesn't like working underneath other people. Well I have some news for him. From everything I've seen, I don't think Crowder would tolerate any of his usual BS for any length of time. I've seen both in person and Crowder's gigs are run more professionally and are very organized. They are big on keeping to a schedule. Everything is arranged around the production of the show being the primary parasocial element. I didn't see any drunks or floozies at his events. His fanbase of YAF members dress really well, conservatively and are too uptight for that. There's some parasocial elements, but for the most part, they seem concerned about maintaining a certain image and are happy to interact with fans with conversation, but at a professional distance. They're happy with the meetings if they end up on social. Pictures make them happy. That's the draw. They want the organized appearances with fans to be publicized since it plays well with their young crowd. Though the conservative women there dressed sexy, it's much classier. They're not going to want his wife there in any of the tacky clothes she got from the casual section in the erotica shop. So he will stand out easily if their tastes don't align and that may annoy Crowder (because he's a jealous control freak). Steven is vocal about any hiccups as well especially when things don't go as planned. Anything not going well will be noted for sure. And yet they at least want to give the appearance that Crowder is all for the fans and people can relax when meeting him. So the complete utter opposite of Nick's philosophy when it comes to meeting his fans. My impression was that interactions with Nick might as well be throw away and not centered around the audience relationship, but rather his self-image. He doesn't attempt to make them memorable. Unless it's something tacky.

I could see Nick handle occasional appearances well if it is in his control, but I don't expect that he could survive under Crowder's thumb. It will become all too obvious he is not a very good team player. Crowder is a control freak by comparison and will have actual expectations.
 
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Nina Infinity, COOM-A-LOT and Cecil tonight. What a dreadful lineup.

I hope Rackets has a stroke and ends up like Jack Scalfani. No. Worse than Jack Scalfani.
I used to think Rackets would drown in his hot tub one night. One of his kids wakes up around 10am for "home" school, and suddenly, bloated, floating dead dad.

Now it's a tossup between fentanyl laced something, wrapping his car around a deer/light pole/18 wheeler, or hot tub.
 
This might have had more resonance were it not coming from Bill Hicks who died at age 32 from ....
brrrrrr (drum roll) ...
cancer.
Abruptly from pancreatic cancer, as a non-smoker. The point being every statistic is as meaningless as the inverse. Everyone dies of everything, it all depends on your agenda how you calculate it for your narrative.
100% of humans die 100% of the time, therefore we should ban humanity.
 
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“It’s not up to me whether you get banned or arrested…” what a fucking retard. Social media expert ladies and gentlemen
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I just like how unhappy he is now, all of the time. Stressed, worried, even more like Nixon with his shifty side glances all the time, the constant little lies and occasional whoppers. It's great!
Plus he always looks like the jewiest jew in the ghetto now and I love seeing that being made painfully clear.

Also in the youtube comments someone literally pointed out that Nick is using the "in minecraft" defense for publishing Still-Life's threats and not moderating him.
 
I just like how unhappy he is now, all of the time. Stressed, worried, even more like Nixon with his shifty side glances all the time, the constant little lies and occasional whoppers. It's great!
Plus he always looks like the jewiest jew in the ghetto now and I love seeing that being made painfully clear.
I wonder if he wanders around his house late at night drunk off his ass yelling at that portrait of Johnny Depp like Nixon yelled at portraits of previous Presidents.
 
Also in the youtube comments someone literally pointed out that Nick is using the "in minecraft" defense for publishing Still-Life's threats and not moderating him.
Cynthia angering the harem = ban hammer
Still life posting things people actually have gotten arrested for = a ok real odd definition of free speech there for a supposed lawyer
 
I wonder if he wanders around his house late at night drunk off his ass yelling at that portrait of Johnny Depp like Nixon yelled at portraits of previous Presidents.
I bet he talks to it Green Goblin style. It's the voice in his head that tells him to do degenerate shit. While the cat picture tries to steer him back to the wholesome family man path.
 
Abruptly from pancreatic cancer, as a non-smoker.

Hey, I smoked 40 a day for almost 40 years. I'd still smoke if the damn things weren't so expensive. I'm just saying, using Bill Hicks to make a point about smoking probably won't convince the nay-sayers.

Most of the time, I don't think about them but hell, I'd kill for a Benson and Hedges right now.
 
Wednesday archive:

Nick speaks on the saving/logging of the LOCALS chat:
This is a weird cope.

RekietaLaw​
I kinda wish people wouldn't just spam old pictures people have posted. I kinda find it weird that people saved them at all

JulianDelphiki​
concur
t4rg3t​
First day online?

JimSatala​
It’s really Gay
DependasaurusRex​
No shit. That bothers the shit outta me more than you know...

RekietaLaw​
It's weird even when it's expected, frankly

t4rg3t​
I was kidding, I don't save shit
Sally78​
It's just random... He likes to make u laugh...
EternalHex​
There's a reason the only shit I save from this chat are the memes. :p

RekietaLaw​
I didn't think you did. It's frustrating, because I don't think people realize that that dissuades people from engaging in chat and having fun

DependasaurusRex​
Same. I am just here to have fun.
t4rg3t​
Yeah, I agree, ppl would def post more if it wasn't forever
Dirty_Shill​
don't lie. We know you save it in a memory book, with locks of hair and fingernail clippings.

Freedom1982​
I don't think the people who do it give a shit honestly

RekietaLaw​
I just don't think it occurs to them. not ascribing malice

JackRiley​
Wait, what the fuck?

Freedom1982​
Oh, I was think about kiwi farms lol not actual chat members

xino_z​
i have one of your ass for make up matching. what?

DependasaurusRex​
Most people don't know how to people.

RekietaLaw​
some people in chat saved pictures people posted of like ass wednesday and post them with some frequency. Again, I don't think it's malicious, but I think it's a kind of weird thing to do that stopped a lot of people from engaging in chat

Freedom1982​
True especially people on the internet

JackRiley​
RIP engagement if that's the case. I saw CGoody's ass again, but didn't think of it.
ThisJustinCase​
how to people? how do you do that?
RekietaLaw​
post mine all day, I'm the public one. IDGAF. I think it makes other people uncomfortable, though
t4rg3t​
I'd post dick pics but I know it'll get saved and make it into the hall of fame and shit
EternalHex​
Stay safe, fags.
xino_z​
bae im kidding lol

SorryAsHell​
So no flashing pics , no old pics, no spam. no ass wensday.......man just stay in YT chat then
xino_z​
i have a child, I do not want her seeing your ass


Charlie101101​
It is a weird thing to do, if you took a screenshot use it for its purpose which we all know what that is and don’t post pictures of someone that isn’t yourself
Wolvenar​
or the farms.
AC2Patriot​
Internet Rule zero: Don't fuck with cats... Rule one: The internet is forever..
ThisJustinCase​
my real life friends begs to differ, if you can find any of them heh
xino_z​
the people who keep randos ass pics are weird. i am weird only with tiffany
JD_McWiggles​
@RekietaLaw oh god you were talking about spamming old user pics. i thought it was my old recycles memes. thats all i have man
t4rg3t​
My issue
RekietaLaw​
It's not just him, and I think some of them are fine. Like pictures of me are always ok. I don't mind the tasteful lady R pic, but I think some have expressed they aren't the biggest fans of it
-geg-​
you're asking internetters not to internet

xino_z​
omg the virtue im drunk off it. life is fucking. thats it.

RekietaLaw​
memes are golden. I mean chat members. Some of us clearly consent to it, others I think would prefer it not be done. PErsonally, I don't save pics from chat
DependasaurusRex​
Yep. You are just an annon. I kinda get it, but there are others that need something. Some of us get itñ most (90%) don't.

RyanTheEditor​
i just find it strange tbh, but i cant stop them either

The10thMan​
None of the pictures have timestamps tho so aren't they essentually worthless in terms of dox? At this point someone could just AI generate a pic, say it's so-and-so from Rekieta chat anyway.

HAHAHAHA!

xino_z​
i get ppl are christian thats cool me too. some people arent tho

xino_z​
plus the human body doesnt scare me
RekietaLaw​
not a christian thing, to me.
t4rg3t​
I only don't care in this chat
Sally78​
I guess ever since the who kiwi thing...okay.

havenking​
W can't save Nick memes?

xino_z​
i don't get being weird about peoples photos unless youre fat mad or maybe religious

The10thMan​
The only girls I know who regretted doing things online is when they accidenally crossed the "face but no tits" or "tits but no face" streams.
RekietaLaw​
it was even before that. Again, I just find it odd, personally.

SO KIWI IS OFF THE HOOK, OFFICIALLY!

RekietaLaw​
I just think it would be weird for me to take someone's sexy ass picture and post it like...5 times a day

sdsmosher​
I just chalk it up to spergs on the internet trying to be edgy.

xino_z​
thats called obsessed
t4rg3t​
No lies detected
Gurnolla​
Self appointed chat cops lol

Sally78​
So what u are saying it odd to save and post other peoples pics...it's okay if we post our own pics...I hearing you correctly .

SorryAsHell​
u know there's a way to prevent this...don't post sexy pics of yourself

RekietaLaw​
all of it is technically ok, I just find the former to be weird, yeah

Wolvenar​
If I were actually sexy, I'd probably find it flattering, but I'm also weird.

AC2Patriot​
yup... don't post what you don't want the internet to have... honestly, don't put what you don't want the internet to have on anything connected to the internet..

-geg-​
I agree, but this is the crop of oddities so far nurtured here. Anyway, many dicks, faggot !

Sally78​
I wast asking for technicaly..free speech and all...I understand...just wanted to clarify..thanks

Nick addresses the incel problem for the weirdness in Chat and why people do not want to engage in it.

RekietaLaw​
@Sally78 for me it goes back to this thing where I see a lot of guys on the internet who are super awkward and have problem with women, and I also see the internet doing stuff like this and I go "well, mystery fucking solved"

sdsmosher​
What's the percentage of that on this chat? lol

The hoe squad agrees

Sally78​
Makes sense..

BeakBoop​
100% agree

Umichelle​
You hit the nail on the head

NicksGheyLover​
Uh oh, were people posting almost nude pics of Nick’s sister wife?

Everyone I don't like is a Farmer

To be fair, they are a poor troll

TheIVFourth​
I miss when Rekieta's show was good 😕

robertford9999​
when was that?

TheIVFourth​
Well at least it wasn't just trying to appeal to Locals wine moms cheating on their husbands

Southanarchist​
lol found the farmer
 
RekietaLaw​
It's not just him, and I think some of them are fine. Like pictures of me are always ok. I don't mind the tasteful lady R pic, but I think some have expressed they aren't the biggest fans of it
Is he referring to her ass bottle pic as "tasteful"? Fucking lol if that's the one he's talking about.
 
Most of the time, I don't think about them but hell, I'd kill for a Benson and Hedges right now.
The one kind of cig that sometimes makes me miss the habit is Dunhill Reds, but my daily was B&H.

The one thing that has kept me from ever relapsing on quitting smoking over 20 years ago is how unpleasant it was. I've quit harder drugs without as much misery. There's just something about nicotine.
 
Chat is FULL of medical advice and professionals
DependasaurusRex​
Been okay. My 3 month plus sinus infection spread to half my face, and had a small Panreantism, but over that now.

-geg-​
Dude, stop taking antibiotics

DependasaurusRex​
Only just taking them after 3 months. 7 day prescription.

So you waited 3 MONTHS!

-geg-​
bad move

DependasaurusRex​
What am I to do with a sinus infection that doesn't go away then?

GO TO A DOCTOR!

-geg-​
D3, Elderberry, NAC, C, plus daily NeilMed
Sally78​
Netty pot .raw garlic and tomatoes on toast

DependasaurusRex​
Also did it..

SuranK​
Go to the ocean. Spend 8 hours a day in the water, swim, float, avoid beach time. Stay IN THE WATER. 3 days. Infection gone

-geg-​
Well if you do take antibiotics, remember to biotic afterward, since the antibiotics are indescriminate and will sweep the good with the bad, and that will cause you more issue long term, in brain and heart. So for a while, don't scrub veg, don't sanitize, keep a dirty dog in your life.

Because ANY bacteria will do!

diamondsndhenna​
That doesn't work if the infection is caused by environmental irritants

firePA498​
Probiotics are helpful just in preventing a lovely thing called c diff

-geg-​
well that too, but you get my point

Umichelle​
What's c diff?

SuranK​
Different environment. And it worked for me.

Sally78​
I always sniff cayenne pepper, mustard root, echinacia, and golden seal powder...works the best for me...kills any bacteria and drains sinuses
Charlie101101​
Was wondering that myself

firePA498​
Clostridium difficle a bacateria that causes colitis because all your good bacteria is your gut dies off from antibiotics

Umichelle​
Fuuuck. I had to take some recently. How do I get ALL the good bacteria?

-geg-​
old chinese doctor told me "you have a dirty dog in your life? ok good"
Charlie101101​
I knew a guy with Colitis , seemed like it really sucked to live with

Sally78​
That's a Terrible disease

firePA498​
Yea in really bad cases people need literal fecal transplants

DependasaurusRex​
That sounds like misery.

-geg-​
What to know why we're fucked? Glyphosate (RoundUp) is detected in *every* muni water supply. And guess what glyphosate is patented as? -- AN ANTIBIOTIC

firePA498​
In the hospitals you see if because people end up on Iv antibiotics am sometimes for very long time.

xino_z​
iv antibiotics are hella messed up

firePA498​
Like all things you need them when you need them.

xino_z​
STILL recovering tbh

firePA498​
Recovering from what?
SuranK​
This
MrStirFry99​
from what?
xino_z​
havin iv antibiotics

MrStirFry99​
but why boo? whats wrong
firePA498​
Ah some are really potent.
xino_z​
never felt the same since but i stay fly

firePA498​
You gotta remember doctors treat with broad spectrum to start off because we don’t know exactly what bug someone has and cultures take time to grow

-geg-​
Don't be too scrupulous scrubbing your veg. don't sanitize so much. Dig in the dirt. Keep a dirty dog around. When you slice an apple, leave it to brown in the air slightly before you eat it. Eat some back ally homeless dung. ...any way to introduce more randos into your gut. Probiotics too if you want to spend the $$

DIRT IS A MIRACLE DRUG!

Sally78​
I thought so as well... It's really not .. You don't use it a ton .. Mix it all up and do in a qtip and sniff...I was sick for 4 months straight...I was better in a day and a half.. So now anytime I feel sinus pressure I use it.

DependasaurusRex​
I will give it a try. Send me some general amounts to mix!

Sally78​
I will find recipe tomorrow for you

-geg-​
I'm talking about dirt, and also, I grow much of what I eat, so I'm thinking dirt.
Sally78​
Perfect...I do play in dirt so I am covered .. Plus refuse to take antibiotics unless I am going to lose a limb

-geg-​
I bet that fact that Glyphosate (RoundUp) is patented as an ANTIBIOTIC is filling in some blanks

DependasaurusRex​
I feel you on that, man. I avoud aa much as I can. Just got a couple things working against me at the moment.

xino_z​
ya and I am REAL hospital avoidant. cooties. had to be in there for weeks


Another mention of the secret DISCORD:

DependasaurusRex​
Eh.... not my thing, haha. Discord?



Did you know the birth in the first world is DANGEROUS!?
firePA498​
Pregnancy is fucking dangerous and my God a good OB is to cherish!

xino_z​
i was real unlucky. i loved my ob, but the trash one i had before him(cunt) was doing rounds. i said give me any ANY OTHER DOCTOR NEVER SEEN THEM GET ONE THAT QUICK

firePA498​
Wife had an episiotomy, if it was any other doctor I can only imagine the problems my son may have had. She still has issues after it but those are minor compared to what could have happened.

Charlie101101​
That happens a lot, surgeons leave stuff in people all the time

-geg-​
It was while working at Mayo Hospital that Mayo taught me that HOSPITALS are the NUMBER THREE cause of death annually in the USA.
xino_z​
when you are in labor you don't want to see the lady telling you you should not have had the child you're having let me tell you

firePA498​
The punishment for hospitals is miniscule compared to the issues patients suffer from.

-geg-​
Hospitals are the NUMBER THREE cause of death in the USA. Mayo Hospital taught me that.


Art advocating for censorship, again:

Arttheclown​
Did @hydropx get the locals boot? Lol

diamondsndhenna​
I hope so!

firePA498​
No clue… the guy who gifted him a YouTube sub was hilarious the other day.

Arttheclown​
He's just misunderstood! Lol

Sally78​
Hi fag

Arttheclown​
Eat my sourdough bread you god damned health nut.

JarvisHong​
Hydrox was here on Mon or tues. Nick said he had everything wrong and to DM him "So I can berate you in private!" lmao

MrStirFry99​
rofl. 😂

Arttheclown​
Yeah I was watching Nick's stream on YouTube and he was active there but not here for the second time

MrStirFry99​
i think he is embarrassed. Nick isn't going to kick hydro and let the resident pedo stay.
 
RekietaLaw​
I didn't think you did. It's frustrating, because I don't think people realize that that dissuades people from engaging in chat and having fun
RekietaLaw​
some people in chat saved pictures people posted of like ass wednesday and post them with some frequency. Again, I don't think it's malicious, but I think it's a kind of weird thing to do that stopped a lot of people from engaging in chat
If only someone had warned this poor man that pushing his community in such a direction was a bad idea, and would wind up alienating most normal people.

This is probably just him being annoyed the crones are posting way fewer lewds now, rather than any change of attitude.

RekietaLaw​
I kinda wish people wouldn't just spam old pictures people have posted. I kinda find it weird that people saved them at all
Man I wish that CompleteRandom guy would have seen this, bet it would have been a glorious chimp out. He is the Locals nude/lewd cataloger after all.
 
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More medical consultations:
diamondsndhenna​
We're having an evolved conversation about western medicine

Sure...

Drkfox11​
Man, I feel a lot better. Pain is down quite a bit. Thank fucking god

Sally78​
Yeah

Drkfox11​
Oh yeah. My jaw doesn't hurt nearly as bad. I can't feel my pulse in my jaw either
xino_z​
cloves oil fr?

Drkfox11​
Clove oil, ibuprofen, and kratom is what I took
xino_z​
oh my gosh
sanglant​
now that's a cocktail
DependasaurusRex​
Clove oil will 100%
Drkfox11​
It took my pain from an 8 to a 4
-geg-​
I have kratom but i haven't tried it.
xino_z​
at like the supermarket or hippies store?
Bro_Duke​
Your jaw pain was probably sinus inflammation. Keep taking NSAIDs and vitamin D. If it worsens of if you feel feverish see a dentist or go to the ER before you develop an abscess

Drkfox11​
Yeah. Need a root canal
-geg-​
You can buy a cheap distiller online to make oils like clove
Sally78​
I heard it's more addictive than opiodes
Drkfox11​
Start small. Some people don't take it well
DependasaurusRex​
Hippie store or if you can find a "Tinkster"
-geg-​
I have 3 or 4 bottles of it but i haven't trried any, thanks.
xino_z​
amosan. i ono look it up my sister is a teeth nutcase. have to be perfect. she was right hard to find out
diamondsndhenna​
Bro_Duke is the chat doctor
sanglant​
the oils that went alcohol free don't last for shit after opening
Drkfox11​
I got mine on Amazon.
Sally78​
It's the worst.

DependasaurusRex​
You know I am the furthest from a hippy, but there are good herble shops out there that you can bypass the fucking pharma
Bro_Duke​
If the ER doctor tells you he’s not a dentist and can’t diagnose your tooth pain tell him you have insurance and would like an oral surgery consult
Buzzion​
I only ever heard of Kratom on Steve Austin's Podcast by one guy that pushed it as some amazing thing.

firePA498​
Not every Hospital has an oral surgeon on call.
Drkfox11​
Damn, wish I would of known that 2 days ago.

Drkfox11​
It's okay. I wouldn't go that far but there are a bunch of gifting companies out there. Took me 3 years to find the right company.

DependasaurusRex​
I only take the crazy meds when there is a serious issue. Otherwise, there are tons of alternatives.

Bro_Duke​
Trust me, the specialist will want the consult, not matter what the ER doctor that wants you out of this ER says

Bro_Duke​
If they send you away without help just ask for the number of their risk management person


Nick is stunning and brave for streaming with pain...
JarvisHong​
Yeah, he has back pain, and went later on stream than planned

diamondsndhenna​
Yeah what happened with that? Did he say he thought he broke a rib? I came in late

JarvisHong​
2 tales put together he said first he thought he dislocated a rib, then said it was while driving, but that was abt all he revealed

diamondsndhenna​
I hope he's ok . That doesn't sound too good

diamondsndhenna​
How the hell do ribs dislocate ... with no identifiable trauma!?

Sally78​
I had a rib pop out from blow drying hair . Super random... Super painful.. Could take in a full breath

Sally78​
The fact Nick did a show with that kind of pain is amazing

diamondsndhenna​
Just talking about it sounds painful

Sally78​
I would rather give birth with no epideral

O RLY!?!?!


More Discord mentions

JarvisHong​
well, we cant DM here lol. and I finally got in the Discord

xino_z​
if you need to... i wouldn't know on discord i am xino✨z#4191


Fixing the fedposter
xino_z​
still-life just need like 10 jack her... no he needs kisses and snacks.

xino_z​
no, hurt ppl hurt ppl thats all it is he relents if he feels safe he just extra really fkn fedpsts too much tho

ThisJustinCase​
Yeah he could be a troll, but of he's not then the wall is good

DependasaurusRex​
I feel Monty written on it.
ThisJustinCase​
..... Nah he's too creative to be Monty

DependasaurusRex​
Yeah. One of his worshipers I gues.

ThisJustinCase​
If he was Monty he'd be sperging whenever nick talked about him
Drkfox11​
This is true

Are mods moderating?

JarvisHong​
I tried to see it, but I guess Cgoody or Ryan deleted the worst


Well THIS is lovely!

xino_z​
hey earlier stirfry you said pedo of chat who was it

Southanarchist​
Probably @still-Life

MrStirFry99​
still-life. but he's been good about that kinda shit for a little while. he was the one that would change his user name ever day for a few weeks talking about banging the teenage daughters of people in chat.


Nick has an EMPIRE!

Lordofthereee​
Rackets knows his way around technology like a nigger knows his way around a swimming pool

Carimachet​
Where’s your media empire?



I usually skip the politicsperging, but this was too good:

Carimachet​
Burning down Portland was a fed op

Want more? : Search 'carimachet' and 'bro_duke'


Cari hates Jews

Carimachet​
Maybe cohen is a Jew

Carimachet​
Marx was a Jew so….




There is so much here that is so stupid, but I can only post so much... If anyone likes looking through these on their own, this is one to see...

ACompleteRandom spergs out at everyone and posts lots of lewds

CGoody is classically retarded...

Lots of gay arguments...

General and rampant degeneracy...

Mandy_K baiting suicide, maybe...


Had to stop, or I would be here hours....
 

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Sally78​
I had a rib pop out from blow drying hair . Super random... Super painful.. Could take in a full breath
This is the third time off the top of my head that grandma has made a point of talking about how she's suffered from exactly the same thing as Nose. Few weeks back she was claiming to have the same heat allergies as him. Totally not parasocial attention whoring though.
 
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