Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Falcon Sebben]

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https://twitter.com/NorrathReaver/status/1644725486931812352

And yet this fat manlet doesn't come here and engage except through a sock puppet only he responds where he's able to try to control the narrative.

You're a coward Porkins and I laugh at your 1337 h4x0r skillz.

 

[A Sunset]

Congrats to Shame Porks for once again being featured on Mad at the Internet this morning. Shame was personally called fat and bloated by Josh Moon, Nazi Transphobe, and Shame's shirtless picture shown to a live audience of nearly 3K people. Live chat agreed - Shane Nokes is fat.

That's two MATI features now, mainly to discuss Shame's retardation and obesity.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

You can't contain all that manlet in a single episode

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

"I AM NOT AFRAID OF THE KIWI FARMS!!!" *furiously chugs mountain dew*

-- Shane, probably.

Hey Shane, I'm glad you've embraced your fan thread here. You might as well put the link in your @NorrathReaver description, so folks can easily verify your Microsoft Alumni status, or your medical degree in therapy (focus on military/police families).

Like always, you just state "we are wrong," but curiously, you do not defend yourself here and especially damning -- you do not deny being a pedophile.
Wouldn't you rather be the Voice of Truth and clear the record?
Your entire thread is really damning. Wishing we would all win Darwin Awards isn't going to make the evidence of your shameful, fetid salmon life go away.
It's not going to make your public demands for child pornography go away.

Look, fat.... as I see it, you are at a crossroads.
You have two paths before you, and you must choose to walk one:

1. Defend yourself here, provide evidence that our claims are wrong, and work toward vindicating your name
-OR-
2. Become a troon, start your internet life over as Shelly Nokes

If you want to choose #2, I think Keffals is already replying to your post on an alt.
Maybe try DMing https://twitter.com/LeoButtStotch and asking for that good bathtub estrogen

 

[A Sunset]

1. Defend yourself here, provide evidence that our claims are wrong, and work toward vindicating your name
-OR-
2. Become a troon, start your internet life over as Shelly Nokes

If you want to choose #2, I think Keffals is already replying to your post on an alt.
Maybe try DMing https://twitter.com/LeoButtStotch and asking for that good bathtub estrogen

This “LeoButtStotch” fellow is 100% a seething troon, angry that one of the only places on the Internet that allows you to critique trans people is still heckin’ online.



These are the only replies Shame got, as usual, LOL. Given the timing, I theorize this troon saw Shame featured on MATI today, because they all watch it and seethe.


Shame is now seeking fights with people about the website he’s totally not bothered by. Anybody who supports Kiwi Farms should be attacked. But he’s not bothered and doesn’t care

Maybe if you weren’t so fat you wouldn’t be so sensitive, Shame. You fucking bitch-tits havin’ doughboy. Are you enjoying crying with the child-molesting troons?

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

This “LeoButtStotch” fellow is 100% a seething troon, angry that one of the only places on the Internet that allows you to critique trans people is still heckin’ online.

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These are the only replies Shame got, as usual, LOL. Given the timing, I theorize this troon saw Shame featured on MATI today, because they all watch it and seethe.

You would think that with the screenshot of him being a pedophile he wouldn't defend him.

But again, maybe those are pedo fellows who want to defend each other. A pedo troon can't be too farfetched.

 

[Grift Garrison]

https://twitter.com/NorrathReaver/status/1644725486931812352

Putting the link to this thread in one of his Twitter posts is a great way to make sure nobody sees it

 

[A Sunset]

You would think that with the screenshot of him being a pedophile he wouldn't defend him.

But again, maybe those are pedo fellows who want to defend each other. A pedo troon can't be too farfetched.

I’m not surprised at all. The whole reason this thread even exists, is because Shame tried to defend Patrick S Tomlinson from being pressed on his ties to the SFWA and their pedophilia. Then Shame started shit with @Obscura-Justin , a guy who makes podcasts exposing said pedophiles.

With Shame’s own pedophilic posts, and defending pedophiles, progressing to being in the company of troon pedophiles is a natural choice.

Hilariously Shame calls other people pedophiles when he won’t even address his own posts asking for child porn. Certified retard.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Shame tries to woo a virgin, "not like those other creeps" and definitely "not a bad person."

Shame isn't going to be talked out of the chase of underage virgins based on the rumor that they aren't as fun in bed... Does he know better? From experience?
His attraction goes beyond just the virgin aspect, it's the "physically attractive" qualities of the underage virgin that drive him. But he's also not "a bad person "

How come the only time you venture off star trek and xbox reddits is to creep on r/offmychest exclusively on posts with "children" or "18F" in the title?

I think you've found good company in the troon brigade, which will welcome you with open arms and open gash.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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Calling it "bullshit" doesn't work when you link to it because people can just click through and evaluate it for themselves. You're supposed to just mention it and call everything lies since nobody will bother to find out for themselves and see that everything is documented by the lolcow themselves.

But he's right, his reputation is already so non-existent nobody cares that he spends all his worthless time online lying about his failed life and telling people he's a fat pussy who gets harmlessly enraged by his own stupidity.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Popping in to say that I don’t ever want to be on the wrong end of @I'm Just A Worm and his alogging.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

18 year old female virgins do not want sex with fat 40 year old men who sweat Mountain Dew and hang out in pumpkin patches

 

[AutoClownMaker]

18 year old female virgins do not want sex with fat 40 year old men who sweat Mountain Dew and hang out in pumpkin patches

18 is too old for the pumpkin patch hangout per the internet.

https://rbitaliablog.com/tips-for-taking-your-toddler-to-the-pumpkin-patch/

At least he's not running naked in the street after pump'kning and then post that on social media to try and get a date.

https://youtu.be/ztYn84dvxU8?t=586

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Calling it "bullshit" doesn't work when you link to it because people can just click through and evaluate it for themselves.

That's his secret: nobody besides us are going to see that tweet.

 

[Jomi]

"He is not in fact a fat bitch. He is a serious man. Should be taken seriously". Congratulations to Shane on the second MATi appearance.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Morning Shane! Posting the link to this thread on your twitter eh? I would say that's a bold move, except we both kniw that ys dour strawberries are the only people on earth who actually see your tweets, so its just redundant. I do like how you posted it, despite knowing that you get about as much engagement on twitter as an Amish Farmer, in order to show your "fearlessness" though. Of course, none of that changes the fact that you're a fat, ugly, retarded, loser, manlet who larps as an 6'0 tall, physically fit, genius level elite hacker who is good buddies with Bill Gates. Nor does it change the fact that we kiwis remain unknocked after 18 days of mockery.

18 days Shane, and despite being a "known quantity in law enforcement nothing has happened. No investigation into our perfidious and felonious alogging has been launched, no subpeonas have been sent to Jersh to unmask us, and no one, anywhere, gives a goid god damn that you are our newesr lolcow.

Whats wrong Shane? Are your good buddies and former colleagues at the secret service not taking your calls? Did you lose the one time pads you use to communicate with the F.B.I. supersecret anti-shitposting task force? Did you forget to update the software on your digital little orphan annie decoder ring?

I mean, you'd think that after the hundreds if thousands of black hat x-box hackers, pedophile aim-botters, and mysogonistic spawn campers you've sent to black site prisons that getting us losers extraordinaily renditioned would be easy peasy japaneesy for ya.

And yet here we are, 18 days in, laughing at you still.

 

[AnOminous]

18 year old female virgins do not want sex with fat 40 year old men who sweat Mountain Dew and hang out in pumpkin patches

Well they do but Ethan Ralph has a lock on that market apparently.

You're a coward Porkins and I laugh at your 1337 h4x0r skillz.

You won't be laughing when you're lying on the ground, utterly assblasted from the massive hax0r attack Shane is going to launch Any! Day! Now!

 

[A Sunset]

Popping in to say that I don’t ever want to be on the wrong end of @I'm Just A Worm and his alogging.

To be honest, I may talk big on Kiwi Farms, but in reality it’s based out of my secret fear of Shane Nokes. Fear of being super hacked. Fear of how not bothered he is. Fear of how he owns Christians grieving the deaths of murdered children online. Fear of his connections in the Secret Service he’s used to put some real creeps behind bars for almost 20 years.

But most of all, I fear being diddled by Shame Porks, if he mistakes me for an underage child. Please, don’t let Uncle Shame bring me into his Section 8 welfare shack and touch me “down there”.

 

[AnOminous]

But most of all, I fear being diddled by Shame Porks, if he mistakes me for an underage child. Please, don’t let Uncle Shame bring me into his Section 8 welfare shack and touch me “down there”.

You should overcome your fear by posting a picture of the last thing a child sees before being molested by Shame.

 

[Associate Rick]

18 days Shane, and despite being a "known quantity in law enforcement nothing has happened. No investigation into our perfidious and felonious alogging has been launched, no subpeonas have been sent to Jersh to unmask us, and no one, anywhere, gives a goid god damn that you are our newesr lolcow.

Wait quietly for the Nok(es)