(4/5/2023) "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ"

Duke Nukem said:
I can't believe people are faking a manchild's shitty art for internet attention. Weens really can't help themselves can they...
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It's the perfect grift. Chris isn't talking. People who are sending him letters get a scary reply from Heilberg, so it's virtually impossible for anyone to verify if this is Chris or not. Praetor can make bank claiming they're the only ones "allowed" to talk to Chris, meanwhile, Chris is out of the picture at least until August, probably longer. Even if he does find out and get upset with Praetor, they can easily tell him that those allegations are just from "trolls".
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
People who are sending him letters get a scary reply from Heilberg, so it's virtually impossible for anyone to verify if this is Chris or not.
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What’s this? I only recall a semi-reliable letter from Heilberg clarifying why he had the case sealed.
 
Not only are those drawings that OP posted are being sold on Etsy for $125 each under the shop "OfficialCWCmart" which is ran by Praetor.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/OfficialCWCmart?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=1212034092

He is also selling shitty bootleg Sonichu medallions, there is a normal medallion for $35, a golden medallion for $60, and a "handmade" medallion for $85, spiritual jail art from $20-25, a Chris Chan-signed sonic gfuel can for $20, and finally, a bag of fucking rocks and dirt for $15.

The Etsy store has 1934 sales from retards; I can't find how old the shop is, but the oldest item is the gfuel can that has been up there since December 26, 2022.
 
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People forget that Chris already did his own version of Da Vinci's Last Supper before jail
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On the one hand, this could explain why Chris knew all the poses, he'd copied them all before. On the other hand, this shows Chris doesn't imagine Jesus and the Apostles as Sonichus
 
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Debbie Macomber said:
On the one hand, this could explain why Chris knew all the poses, he'd copied them all before. On the other hand, this shows Chris doesn't imagine Jesus and the Apostles as Sonichus
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At the time he didn't see the apostles as sonichus, but that was almost two years ago by now when his brain wasn't (as) cooked from being isolated in a jail with only enablers and weens to talk to.
 
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Ophelia said:
As if Chris couldn’t look at a copy of one of the most famous pieces of art ever created while in jail. They have books, they have postcards.
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Chris had access to a small library of books so it's conceivable that there were art books in there. Some people here and on Reddit have this idea that he was locked in a cell with nothing but the Bible but it isn't true, he wrote in a letter about some of the books he had read.
Debbie Macomber said:
People forget that Chris already did his own version of Da Vinci's Last Supper before jail
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On the one hand, this could explain why Chris knew all the poses, he'd copied them all before. On the other hand, this shows Chris doesn't imagine Jesus and the Apostles as Sonichus
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This was a commission from when Chris was raising money to go to Everfree NW (and fucking his fossilized mother.) The CWCki is down at the moment, but you can read Chris's explanation at archive.org, here. He completed The Last Supper about ten days after his take on Sneed's Feed and Seed.
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Chazzed Up said:
Does Chris normally give the Sonichus fingernails? Looks like they're not wearing gloves in these pics but still does not look familiar to me.
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I don't remember him drawing fingernails on the sonichus before, actually. Mainly just the humans, maybe i'm forgetting some instance but I think them having fucking fingernails would be something I'd remember.
 
Alcalino9000 said:


I'll say it quickly and concisely, what the fuck is this?
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From the CWCki:
Golden Church of Sonichu is a Discord server set up by Praetor, exclusive to customers who bought a golden medallion off of Praetor's Etsy page.
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From the Etsy description:
Before Christine's arrest, she requested that robes be purchased to make her a more regal outfit befitting her human form. We naturally enthusiastically agreed, and set about purchasing robes that followed her very specific instructions.

She requested that red and blue robes be brought about, to match the classic CWC shirt pattern. These robes would then be sent to her most devoted followers within her Golden Church of Sonichu discord. Masks were suggested and added to the garb for follower anonymity.

Christine's personal robe was to be white, adorned with crystals and talismans. When the robes arrived, they had incredibly pointed hoods as can be seen in the pictures. For obvious reasons, Christine's robes were scrapped and a new design began to be debated.

When Christine was arrested, the robes were just about prepared. They had to come under storage, as followers of the Golden Church scattered like roaches. Now here they are, brought back to light.

NOTE: 1 OF EACH COLOR LEFT

- Blue Robe w/hood
-Sonichu Mask
-Rope Belt
-Handmade by CWC herself, a signed Sonichu Medallion

Buy this most glorious outfit, and feel finally connected to our fallen goddess.
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