The best post wedding arc for me (so far) was Ralph's plan to trick the alawgs prior to the Italy trip
Neither one of them has enough IQ points to figure out how to detach the seat from its base or lock it into place inside the sub-prime Nissan. You can be sure that if doing so would get Ralph a check for $20/week, he’d have had some wetback teach Pantsu how to do it. But since it’s only his daughter’s life at stake, neither one of them can be bothered.
They used to have a carseat in the car for Rosie that they would take out and put into a carseat stroller. Then one day Ralph bragged about buying a cheap shitty stroller on twitter instead and the carseat one was never seen again. I think Ralph probably lost it on a drunken bender.
NOT even 3 minutes it takes 20 seconds to snap a baby in… Think about your own seatbelt, it’s only a pinch more work.
Not even that long if the baby is already in the thing. The base of a rear-facing infant seat stays in the car, anchored by the lower anchors. You just click the seat into the base. 3 seconds. LATCH has been around at least 20 years, and US cars since 2003 are required to have anchors and tethers. Worst case, you're a fucking idiot and didn't install the base (or didn't buy one because street xannies bumped up in price), in which case you use the seat belt, which is maybe 20 seconds.
This is especially the case if you are somewhat tall as you have to bend over at an awkward angle to buckle them in. Not a problem for Ralph, though.
A baby will literally just get killed without a carseat. That's how little these evil worms care about their child.
It's no picnic for shawties, either, honestly, especially in heels and a suit, breaking a sweat at 7 am for the morning commute & in a panic about arriving late for a big meeting. ...memories... But since neither Ralph nor Meigh has a job or other responsibilities other than fake-missing flights, this does not apply for them.
They don't have that thing anymore IIRC. The working theory is that Ralph's drunken misplacing of that very seat is what led to the argument that got them kicked off the first flight to Rome (which subsequently led to Ralph drinking more at the airport bar and drunkenly misplacing his luggage, necessitating his purchase of all those Brooks Brothers shirts at markdown).
The carseat was part of a stroller that Harry bought, so Ralph decided to 'own him' by ditching it and buying the cheap ass Jeep stroller instead.
No Chance in hell one of thems knows how to fasten a seatbelt around a maxicosi seat.
Whatever happened to her "wedding dress" that they totally did purchase and not rent? Anyway no need to feel bad, as this is the life she has chosen for herself.
Exactly I can see why putting a dress on for a horse when you marry it to a pig might be funny for a photo op but like I said horses dont need clothes
She'd have 6 shirts if it wasn't for her gosh dang darn a-logging dad who stole the Ralphamania shirts! It's your own fault! Dumb Bish!
This is right before vegas, hence its the jeep pram.
