Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[RotPockets]

I'm just saying, using Bill Hicks to make a point about smoking probably won't convince the nay-sayers.

The point wasn’t about smoking it was in regards to confirmation bias. The post I was originally replying to was about a schizo in Rekieta’s locals trying to make the claim that thin people die more than fat people.

Example: (COVID 0.1 Mortality Rates and Perspectives)

30/70 - Vaccinated to Unvaccinated
Covidians: This is a pandemic of the unvaccinated!

50/50 - Vaccinated to Unvaccinated
*crickets*

70/30 - Vaccinated to Unvaccinated
Antivaxxers: Only the vaccinated are dying, kek.

The same amount of people die regardless of vaccination status, because the vaccine does nothing. Statistics are just a convenient cudgel to own the other side with when it suits you.

Spoiler: Smoke Break

Sidenote: I smoked a pack a day for years until I got the flu and they tasted like the smell of scotch tape. After going a month without being able to taste or enjoy them I just stopped. Ending on such a low note made it very difficult to actually miss them.

Brands: Camel Turkish Royals, and Kamel Red.


(Pics included because there are lesser versions available today, apparently)

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Rekieta lying about

1. being heterosexual
2. picking up a girl
3. his wife being hot
4. and so on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RS_ewaMwT8

 

[Hraf]

If I were running a law office and an opposing attorney showed up in the dad-equivalent of a t shirt and jeans, I'd think much less of them, too. Especially in a place like rural Minnesota where the law practice is probably a lot more conservative than on the West Coast. I really don't know why he wants to die on this hill. It's not that hard to put on slacks and a dress shirt for 5 minutes. The heat allergy defense doesn't work when somebody's paying you a lot of money to represent them in a legal matter that's important to them.

It has been years since he first told the story about doing this (without names at the time), but it was both a brag that he could do it as a solo practitioner without hard rules against it, and an attempt to throw opposing lawyers off by having them underestimate him. He missed the part where it made him look like an idiot. We've also seen his motion practice, and I'm not sure they were super far off their initial impressions.

That latter reasoning is also his tried-and-true go-to for drinking on stream: he says he's not actually drinking as much as it looks like he is, and it's just sleight-of-hand to throw hostile guests off or to make friendly guests more comfortable. Similarly, for some unknown reason, I'm not so sure I believe this anymore either.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

it was both a brag that he could do it as a solo practitioner without hard rules against it,

Jesus did he never advance socially beyond being 13 years old? Most people advance beyond their realization that they can just break norms by the time they reach their 30s.

attempt to throw opposing lawyers off by having them underestimate him

That latter reasoning is also his tried-and-true go-to for drinking on stream: he says he's not actually drinking as much as it looks like he is, and it's just sleight-of-hand to throw hostile guests off or to make friendly guests more comfortable.

Being a real life version of the "I'm only pretending to be retarded" meme is not a recommendable strategy for life.

 

[mitro]

From last night's Legal Vices drunken grift-a-thon (3:26:57 clip start)

Gosney wonders why Nick is getting gay with him. Drex responds. Nick joins the stream 12 or so minutes later.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

It has been years since he first told the story about doing this (without names at the time), but it was both a brag that he could do it as a solo practitioner without hard rules against it, and an attempt to throw opposing lawyers off by having them underestimate him. He missed the part where it made him look like an idiot. We've also seen his motion practice, and I'm not sure they were super far off their initial impressions.

That latter reasoning is also his tried-and-true go-to for drinking on stream: he says he's not actually drinking as much as it looks like he is, and it's just sleight-of-hand to throw hostile guests off or to make friendly guests more comfortable. Similarly, for some unknown reason, I'm not so sure I believe this anymore either.

He does his clumsy pilpul for everything because he is a (compulsive) liar. When he shits his pants he will still go on stream to explain that it isn't about whether or not he shit himself it's WHY he shit himself and because he INTENDED to shit himself it's completely different from what all the normal sane people with self respect think it is.
We're all far too forgiving of the balldo thing too. I'd bet no one here knows about who owns or has ever used such a thing. That's how much of a trad chad dad Rekietaberg really is.

ETA

Drexeltavius copesplaining like Rekieta and saying everyone knows white people turn gay when they're drunk... Fuck off, porch monkey. No one believes your retarded lies. Rekieta is a bisexual closet case, that's why he "turns" gay when he's drunk.

 

[lolcows_townwatch]

this trent westbrook guy sends COOMELOT hundreds every stream

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

From last night's Legal Vices drunken grift-a-thon (3:26:57 clip start)

Gosney wonders why Nick is getting gay with him. Drex responds. Nick joins the stream 12 or so minutes later.

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And Drex’s Balldoguard is that all white guys get drunk and act gay, because it’s a white guy thing. Uh no Drex, it’s just a thing your gay buddy who’s wife you‘re plowing does (and perhaps some of your self projection onto whitey). As a white guy who’s been drunk way too much over the years, I can most certainly attest to the fact your attempt at logic is bullshit. I’ve gawked at a lot of females and tried to bed plenty in a drunken stooper, but haven’t once had the urge to suck a dick when hammered.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

From last night's Legal Vices drunken grift-a-thon (3:26:57 clip start)

Gosney wonders why Nick is getting gay with him. Drex responds. Nick joins the stream 12 or so minutes later.

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My experience when I've been around drunk straight white males is that they get less gay because they stop pretending to support that bullshit once their inhibitions are lowered. Stupid shit yeah, gay shit nah. Tbf my experience is limited to a brother and a friend and my wife got sick of them being around when they were drunk so that was only for a short time. So heave grain of salt possibly with the anecdotal evidence from me.

 

[Not Who You Think]

And Drex’s Balldoguard is that all white guys get drunk and act gay, because it’s a white guy thing. Uh no Drex, it’s just a thing your gay buddy who’s wife you‘re plowing does (and perhaps some of your self projection onto whitey). As a white guy who’s been drunk way too much over the years, I can most certainly attest to the fact your attempt at logic is bullshit. I’ve gawked at a lot of females and tried to bed plenty in a drunken stooper, but haven’t once had the urge to suck a dick when hammered.

Before Drexel would say that it's just women who could be down for anything when conditions were right. Now he implies that all white folk cannot claim to be super-straight. This coming from the guy who was looking around for his balldo in that same stream. A long time to keep something like that around if it's supposed to be just a joke, though it might explain all the drunk gay dudes he hangs around.

Speaking of jokes, though Drexel is relying on Dave Chappelle's comedy bit to try and explain it away, the key takeaway is that Drexel doesn't deny Nick's gayness when he's drunk. Which seems to be almost all the time. A hilariously bad attempt at nose-guarding. Funny stuff.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Looking through the Ty Beard stream log, and I just have to say that if anyone here is the one trolling the LOCALS chat with my Panotptes logs, you are a colossal FAGGOT. Look and laugh. DON'T TOUCH!

That said, this archive should be fun. I will probably drop it later.

What do we think the odds of Nicholas doing a pious Easter stream might be? Or will the day of religious observance moderate him, somewhat?

As for Steve Gosney, I hope he wises up and puts some professional distance between himself and Nick. He and Kurt seem to share a pure love for the law, and I hope that grounded Gosney can help Kurt out a bit. Both are a bit naïve and want to be nice to people, and I do not want to see either drug down by association with Balldo.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

This is the third time off the top of my head that grandma has made a point of talking about how she's suffered from exactly the same thing as Nose. Few weeks back she was claiming to have the same heat allergies as him. Totally not parasocial attention whoring though.

Then there's the fact that ribs don't "pop out".

Ribs don't dislocate like shoulders and fingers do.

And if they did, it would take some high-impact trauma to do it where you are subsequently fighting for your life in a trauma bay shortly thereafter.

People like Sally78 are simultaneously hypochondriacs, misinformed and catastrophizers.

She's trying to sell a simple muscle strain as some unique ordeal she suffered and overcame.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Abruptly from pancreatic cancer, as a non-smoker. The point being every statistic is as meaningless as the inverse. Everyone dies of everything, it all depends on your agenda how you calculate it for your narrative.

Sure, but there are things that demonstrably and drastically increase the chances of death by certain causes. Just because sometimes non smokers die of lung cancer and fit middle aged men that have never drank die of liver cancer doesn't mean you can or should be a degenerate that smokes, drinks, and has a diet consisting of starch, cheese, meat, and sugar and expect to live into your 70s.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

What do we think the odds of Nicholas doing a pious Easter stream might be? Or will the day of religious observance moderate him, somewhat?

Do heretical Christian’s even celebrate Easter? I’m laying heavy odds he murders one of his kids this weekend. As much as he hates them I’ve got to imagine spending any time at an Easter egg hunt will surely incite a rage from him that has yet to be known on this mortal plane.

 

[Anticipointment]

Nick shows off his new custom license plates.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Sure, but there are things that demonstrably and drastically increase the chances of death by certain causes. Just because sometimes non smokers die of lung cancer and fit middle aged men that have never drank die of liver cancer doesn't mean you can or should be a degenerate that smokes, drinks, and has a diet consisting of starch, cheese, meat, and sugar and expect to live into your 70s.

I once asked a specialist a devil's advocate question, given tobacco use is a risk factor for every disease under the sun, if there were any patients that they WOULDN'T chide into quitting smoking.

The doctor actually gave quite a thoughtful and serious answer in reply, stating that they tended not to prod their schizophrenia patients to quit smoking, as it tended to keep them more grounded.

 

[Swole McPole]

And Drex’s Balldoguard is that all white guys get drunk and act gay, because it’s a white guy thing. Uh no Drex, it’s just a thing your gay buddy who’s wife you‘re plowing does (and perhaps some of your self projection onto whitey).

The only white guys I know who go out drinking with niggers are self-described dinge queens -- gay men looking for black cock.

 

[MudPeople]

I used to think Rackets would drown in his hot tub one night. One of his kids wakes up around 10am for "home" school, and suddenly, bloated, floating dead dad.

I keep imagining his floating face up and his dick pointing straight up like a periscope. His wilf sitting there staring with a weird ecpression like the hardon was something she hadn't seen on him for a long time.

Do heretical Christian’s even celebrate Easter? I’m laying heavy odds he murders one of his kids this weekend. As much as he hates them I’ve got to imagine spending any time at an Easter egg hunt will surely incite a rage from him that has yet to be known on this mortal plane.

Maybe they do Easter Balldo hunt with the kids. "Hey, Nick! Nick! Nick! where's my Balldo?"

 

[Phillip Green]

From last night's Legal Vices drunken grift-a-thon (3:26:57 clip start)

Gosney wonders why Nick is getting gay with him. Drex responds. Nick joins the stream 12 or so minutes later.

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Look, I get that Legal Vices is a Mormon apostate who will inevitably end up OD'ing in a Chinatown opium den, pants down and violently hemorrhaging from some kind of oversized insertion, but I'd really hoped our wholesome boy Gosney would know better than to continue associating with these people.

By now, the evidence is clear that Nick has come out as a gay of the weird BDSM bar variety, and if Steve doesn't want to wake up with a sore asshole and no memory of the night before, he needs to steer well clear of this crew.

And our hammer-headed stewardess hero Drex (who maintains that MMF threesomes are straight even if the balls touch) is probably not doing Nick any favors by claiming all the whites he knows start slobbing knobs after the second glass of zinfandel. Given the company he keeps, I don't doubt that is his experience.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Do heretical Christian’s even celebrate Easter? I’m laying heavy odds he murders one of his kids this weekend. As much as he hates them I’ve got to imagine spending any time at an Easter egg hunt will surely incite a rage from him that has yet to be known on this mortal plane.

You really think that lazy bastard goes for an easter egg hunt with his kids? Like, wtf, seriously, man?
No chance he murders one of his kids when that balldo addicted alcoholic is already wasted by 09.00hrs zulu.