Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

The man's favorite author is Farley Mowat (a man who actually had sexual relations with his dog according to his autobio), his favorite kids movie is Jungle Book, his favorite movies are Never Cry Wolf, Princess Mononoke and Dances with Wolves and anything with Wolf in the title, and he keeps wolf paw prints in his office.

In addition to being a wolfaboo and a dogfucker, Farley Mowat is also a fake.
During the experiences he wrote about in Never Cry Wolf, he was sharing the cabin with at least two other researchers. He was also very close to civiliztion (such as it is in the north)

He talks in the book about being isolated, doing wolf research, and lonely to the point of trying to Short-Wave some guy in Argentina, but the nigga was rooming with two other people and was a 30 minute drive from Pizza Hut.

So make sense Furloni would idolize the man.
 
Why stop there? They could gain the eternal love of the fandom by having the original version of Star Wars' original trilogy be shown in theaters. Throw in the Prequels for the Prequel fans and Filoni fans, and you'll got more money coming into Disney's coffers.

Speaking of Filoni, I've noticed lately among normie circles, he's getting much more flak than usual for all the egregious cameos and shit he puts in. It's not too much criticism, but its better than how he is treated like this god who can do no wrong.
Like I said before, Andor did a number on Filoni's reputation, especially among the hip leftist political crowd who liked Andor's narrative of revolutionary politics and began to see Filoni as a man playing with action figures and cameos on screen instead of making something substantial. The recent failures of BoB and S3 Mando have further proven that point.

Though I saw this bat shit take from one of the former Channel Awesome guys who acts like Filoni would somehow clean up the sequel trilogy and make those films beloved like the prequels.
That's Disney's plan with Mando and the slew of new projects-to see if they can work Filoni's "magic" like what happened with the Prequels where normies now pretend to see what Lucas was going for after seeing TCW.
 
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Like I said before, Andor did a number on Filoni's reputation, especially among the hip leftist political crowd who liked Andor's narrative of revolutionary politics and began to see Filoni as a man playing with action figures and cameos on screen instead of making something substantial. The recent failures of BoB and S3 Mando have further proven that point.
That certainly would make sense since I’ve heard among many people that Andor was essentially the only good thing to come out of Disney Star Wars besides Mandalorian season 1.

That's Disney's plan with Mando and the slew of new projects-to see if they can work Filoni's "magic" like what happened with the Prequels where normies now pretend to see what Lucas was going for after seeing TCW
I think that explains that dumb shit with Rey and the Ahsoka series. Disney is really delusional to think that the sequels can be fixed because while the prequels aren’t the best, they had a coherent story. Whereas each installment of the Sequel trilogy was just shitting on the last movie or the OT overall.
 
Shit, this is thunk provoking. Watch a great movie yet support the Mouse, or miss what might be one of the last times to watch ROTJ in theaters? I've never seen any of the OT in theaters. IIRC Disney doesn't let theaters screen their old movies since Disney+ is a thing, especially not Star Wars. I haven't watched a SW movie in theaters since TLJ but I admit getting to watch any of the OT would be the only thing to change my mind.
I think anyone's decision to go out and see the theatrical re-release of Return of the Jedi boils down to a much simpler likelihood:

This re-release will almost certainly be the Special Edition revision of the film, more specifically its most recent 2019 revision that was done for the 4K Release, and not the original '83 version of the movie, as that's never been restored officially (and given that only exists in 35mm film stock, with most if not all theaters these days consisting solely of digital projectors, it would be impossible to distribute it in its grainy, washed out form anyway).

So that will likely determine anyone's willingness to watch this film, as I know that the whole "Special Editions" thing is a major point of contention with fans.

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Star by Star: was a SLOG. The majority of the intervening period was very slowly making it through this story. I thought I remembered liking it, but I went back to the old forum post from my youth before I finished the serious and was surprised that I didn't care for it back then either. I do remember thinking Denning was very Mid-tier, and part of my distain for continuing on post NJO, despite my Talifan distain for Travis, was that I thought Denning was the best of the team, and that was a bad sign. That was before my greater appreciation for Allston as an adult.
I enjoy the highlights of Star By Star, but holy FUCK is that book too long for its own good. 600 pages, and for no good reason...I don't know why the editors at Del Rey thought that page length was at all acceptable. Once the book gets to the doomed Mission at Myrkrr, I think it has some of the best imagery and combat scenes of the entire series. But getting there is such a trudge through needless padding, you almost wonder if the author's trying to convince you to bail out of finishing the book early. It's still not the weakest of Denning's work (that still goes to Dark Nest, and even that's really just "mid" at worst), but it definitely seemed to be his cumbersome stepping stone to becoming a better author later with his LOTF and FOTJ entries.

I've highlighted this in the past, but his dialogue for prose for character interactions, and really anything outside of combat, really seemed simplistic and undercooked compared to his fellow authors. I think by Fate of the Jedi, he got better, but I honestly think the likes of Karen Traviss and Christie Golden were better in that department. It's funny, actually--for all of the flak she gets, I think Traviss got into the character's heads and extolled their internal struggles better than either of her peers.

I'm going to be reading Republic Commando some time this year, so I'll be seeing if that aspect of her writing is present there as well (and if Imperial Commando is as unreadable as everyone says).
 
Speaking of Filoni, I've noticed lately among normie circles, he's getting much more flak than usual for all the egregious cameos and shit he puts in. It's not too much criticism, but its better than how he is treated like this god who can do no wrong.

Though I saw this bat shit take from one of the former Channel Awesome guys who acts like Filoni would somehow clean up the sequel trilogy and make those films beloved like the prequels.

It may be because most fans who care are like me. I know very fuck all about Feloni wars. So why the fuck is star wars being transformed into it?

I find Clone Wars ok, and varied. I only started watching during the pandemic. Probably haven't watched in well over a year and didn't even get to the forth season. I intend to continue but I don't really give a fuck.

Isn't all the animated Star Wars shit still really niche? Don't they want to attract the larger fan base who know none of this shit back?
 
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It may be because most fans who care are like me. I know very fuck all about Feloni wars. So why the fuck is star wars being transformed into it?

I find Clone Wars ok, and varied. I only started watching during the pandemic. Probably haven't watched in well over a year and didn't even get to the forth season. I intend to continue but I don't really give a fuck.

Isn't all the animated Star Wars shit still really niche? Don't they want to attract the larger fan base who know none of this shit back?
Like only Clone Wars stuff is more popular, so I can at least see the logistics to make certain characters from that show live action.

But now they are making this show that's reliant on knowing what happened on Space Aladdin and friends which was a show not many people liked.

At this point outside the hardcore Filoni dicksuckers, everyone hates how Star Wars has just become Dave Filoni's fanfiction that is filmed. This is especially true when he basically got a bigger role on Mando and turned it into a cameo fest.
 
Like only Clone Wars stuff is more popular, so I can at least see the logistics to make certain characters from that show live action.

But now they are making this show that's reliant on knowing what happened on Space Aladdin and friends which was a show not many people liked.
Perhaps the most telling sign showcasing how ridiculous it was to let this decision pass is that the overwhelming majority of responses to Assoka's trailer have been identical on practically every online outlet...
"Wait does this mean I have to watch Rebels now?"
"I guess I'll have to finish Rebels and Clone Wars"
"oh damn i never finished rebels"
"Is Rebels worth watching? Its a cartoon so I didn't think it was essential."
"Do I need to watch Clone Wars and Rebels?"
"I'll have to rewatch Rebels because I can't remember it. 😅"

At this point outside the hardcore Filoni dicksuckers, everyone hates how Star Wars has just become Dave Filoni's fanfiction that is filmed. This is especially true when he basically got a bigger role on Mando and turned it into a cameo fest.
Cameos are all he can do. I mean SW as a franchise has always had a thing about somewhat forced cameos and references but that was only to remind casual viewers and readers that its the same setting and at least then they had a wider subject matter to dig through, but Filoni has become a sole one trick pony who can only reference his two cartoon shows and his favorite selection of twelve characters, resulting in the setting not only feeling microscopic in size, but a victim to shameless favoritism that would even put Zahn's own favoritism for Thrawn to shame, made only worse by his weird wolf fixation.
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Fuck me I hate this wolfshit. I hated this shit with the Space Wolves in 40K and now it's happening in this fucking franchise. Why are zoophiles like this?
Furries and wolfaboos are an invasive bunch. Much like trannies, once they find a way into a group they do their best to fill it from ear to rear with their personal fixation.

I personally hope Favreau or whoever doesn't hold Furloni back this time and lets him go full Leman Russ for the whole world to see.
 
They could make a digital copy of the original theatrical release version of RotJ in all its grainy washed out glory if they wanted to. They just don't want to
The Empire will ALWAYS strike back!
Rebel scum will never understand. If for no other reason the creative bankruptcy of Disney guarantees that the Empire will never go away
 
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Guys...it's happening. Jedi Master Rey, in a post-TROS Sequel.

Just for context, this was the film that Damon Lindelof bailed from, and they had to hastily change writers last minute before this announcement...meaning that, already, the ST Production Curse is happening all over again, tethered to the same cast of characters.

...Remember how Filoni and Favreau were supposedly going to retcon the Sequel Trilogy?

Get ready for weeks and weeks and weeks of cope from FiloniFags everywhere.
So with this shit happening, is it safe to say that if Luke is Jesus (or is that Anakin?), then Rey is the Anti-Christ?
 
Perhaps the most telling sign showcasing how ridiculous it was to let this decision pass is that the overwhelming majority of responses to Assoka's trailer have been identical on practically every online outlet...
Yeah like the only people who love the Ahsoka trailer are bots and Filonifags who are acting like Filoni is this god who can do no wrong and the trailer is great because "I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THING I RECOGNIZED!"

Even Twitter, which used to suck his penis hard have turned on Filoni

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But seriously Filoni fanboys are the most annoying since when anyone criticizes his thing they basically say "BUT STUFF I KNOW IS IN IT" as though that makes it good.
 
Yeah like the only people who love the Ahsoka trailer are bots and Filonifags who are acting like Filoni is this god who can do no wrong and the trailer is great because "I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THING I RECOGNIZED!"

Even Twitter, which used to suck his penis hard have turned on Filoni

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But seriously Filoni fanboys are the most annoying since when anyone criticizes his thing they basically say "BUT STUFF I KNOW IS IN IT" as though that makes it good.
I don’t see how people who don’t watch TCW or Rebels are going to know about this orange woman. They’ll see these characters and wonder if they missed something. All these references they won’t understand until they go through the entire animated story.
Guys...it's happening. Jedi Master Rey, in a post-TROS Sequel.

Just for context, this was the film that Damon Lindelof bailed from, and they had to hastily change writers last minute before this announcement...meaning that, already, the ST Production Curse is happening all over again, tethered to the same cast of characters.

...Remember how Filoni and Favreau were supposedly going to retcon the Sequel Trilogy?

Get ready for weeks and weeks and weeks of cope from FiloniFags everywhere.
It’s like Disney are the kings and queens of failing upward. This director woman has done nothing but feminist and social justice documentaries and has no experience with visual effects other than being involved in two episodes of Ms. Marvel where they changed the comic book character’s powers, and now all of a sudden, she gets a Star Wars movie.

They must be trolling of they’re going to bring back Rey. These folks clearly suck at originality, and I doubt they can make good stories based on the “NJO” moving forward considering how unoriginal the sequel trilogy was.

I wonder what will happen to Mangold’s film if Indiana Jones 5 fails. I would imagine that he would meet the same fate at Patty Jenkins when Wonder Woman 1984 failed.

Also, no word regarding previous announcements like Taika Watiti and Arian Johnson. Pretty much confirming that their shit isn’t gonna happen.

Of course, the state of the films are all subject to change, although the TV shows we have now are pretty set.
 
It's going to be the Special Edition. If you want to see the original unaltered version you have to go to the Library of Congress and view it in one of their screening rooms.
The Special Edition didn't have it. The 2004 DVD release didn't have it. This must be from the Blu-Ray release.
 
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Guys...it's happening. Jedi Master Rey, in a post-TROS Sequel.

Just for context, this was the film that Damon Lindelof bailed from, and they had to hastily change writers last minute before this announcement...meaning that, already, the ST Production Curse is happening all over again, tethered to the same cast of characters.

...Remember how Filoni and Favreau were supposedly going to retcon the Sequel Trilogy?

Get ready for weeks and weeks and weeks of cope from FiloniFags everywhere.
The insanity of doubling down on Rey. Going by Twitter, she was the greatest thing in those movies aside from the fags still crying that Boyega got fucked over (Reminder he was paid $1 million for the role of Finn).

I think Disney's testing the waters to see if fans are ready to accept the Sequels yet, that's why they're going right back to having Rey steal all of Luke's EU accomplishments like rebuilding the Jedi. Also I'm just going to throw this out there, what the fuck makes Rey qualified to be a Jedi Master to begin with? She's not wise, she's not even a good Jedi, all she has are poorly defined Force powers. You can't rebuild the Jedi if your only lesson is "Here's how you shoot lightning." Everyone taught under her is being set up for failure.
 
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