DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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No just no.
I thought I could escapethe atomic power filters Chantal uses, I guess not.

Philly has technical difficulties with his brain oh sorry stream. He was cleaning up the sticky "bubbles" and then this happened after spilling seltzer.

 
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strandedcastaway said:
I was enjoying the "declining tips every month leading to increasing desperation" arc he's had going for the last six months, but it looks like the birthday celebration is going to end that trend.
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Saw these on Twitter and posting for posterity.
The Snort Burnell clip is an OG, the first two I believe are really recent?
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I only tune into Yakuza restreams because of these moments. It's hilarious watching him doze off and then act like a total retard and jerk his head around to wake himself up. Anyone who's been in that fucking siege mode of trying to stay awake knows how bad that point is. DSP literally can't avoid falling asleep. It's just amazing to watch him doze off for a few seconds then act like nothing happened.

The way he does it in these Yakuza games really makes me think he doesn't pay attention to movies. He probably dozes off in the middle of them if there isn't enough action set pieces for him.
 
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So I haven't been following the saga very closely. Is there any evidence on the level of WWEC that phil himself is issuing the strikes rather than supervirgin? I have little doubt phil has issued strikes in the past. I just haven't seen anything definitive about this current wave.
 
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So I haven't been following the saga very closely. Is there any evidence on the level of WWEC that phil himself is issuing the strikes rather than supervirgin? I have little doubt phil has issued strikes in the past. I just haven't seen anything definitive about this current wave.
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The screen he showed as some kind of exoneration was not his dsp (space) gaming copyright page so there's that.
 
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
It still baffles me how it manages to look so awful, like the crust was pre-cooked then the sauce and toppings were slapped on haphazardly.
I bet you that thing's still soggy in the middle, too.
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From what I remember he used pre-made cookie dough for that dumpster pizza.

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East coast actual Italians I've heard pronounce it 'Bra-zewt'
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Oh like in the Sopranos? Like how they call capocollo gabagool? Nice that Phail is showing his Sopranos-American roots here.

Also "Italian meat that's very salty and chewy" wow what a great description. He could've just said Italian dried ham. By the way if you don't know what ham is...
 
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Where do I even start?

One: Phil, for someone who has gout, eating this shit is retarded
Two: It's "pro-zew-toe", not "BRU-ZEW-TUH".
Three: I did look it up. You're a gigantic idiot.
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I hate this fake fucking wop shit he does so much. I'd love for him to go to his precious motherland of Foggia, probably look something like this old meme.
 

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NaggotFigger said:
Because Phail was way too used to American pizzas, and being so retarded to the point he is unaware about what pizza he eats. At this point the only Western kind of cuisine Pigroach only knows is American cuicuisine
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Which is extra sad considering he used to live (Bridgeport CT close to New Haven CT) about half an hour away from some of the best pizza places in the country.

Bet he never ordered from anywhere besides Domino's though. Way too busy with his business and family to drive 30 minutes.
 
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hello children, i am once again here with your weekly resident evil update on phils playthrough. he beat chapter 13 in an hour and a half, 63 enemies killed, 0 deaths, 17 times damaged, and 69.2% accuracy.

normally I did not find these stats worth posting about, but I made this post because Phil was talking about how he enjoys the lore of Resident Evil, and while he was talking about how much he enjoys said lore, he spoke over Ashley making a "master of unlocking" joke, which he did not notice.

i am not a big RE guy, only played RE2R, RE3R and now RE4R and RE6 with a friend. but even I know the Jill Valentine master of unlocking thing. just amused me that phil is such a lore master he talked over a major lore joke.
 
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