DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PenskeMaterial]

The checkmark is gone.

He manages to out cringe himself with every name and pic change. It's crazy.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Press F... for that 9 bucks he will spend on it soon.

$9 for a jpeg

How can you say no to that deal

 

[Eekum Bokum]

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This made me more mad than it should so let me explain why Metroids exist in the Prime Trilogy.

Prime 1 takes place after Metroid and before Return of Samus so the Metroids have not been genocided yet, Space Pirates raided SR3-88 before the events of Metroid and took some to their main base on Zebes, After Samus wrecked shit several orbiting Frigates retreated taking whatever they had on board with them including a wounded Ridley and several Metroids.

The frigate Orpheus retreated to Tallon IV and dropped off it's cargo including the Metroids to the forces planetside then ran into some complications and sent out a distress signal that attracted Samus. As Metroids evolution cycle is depended on the environment they are raised the Tallon Metroids despite originally being from their homeplanet do not have access to the usual cycle and are in fact weaker than their usual counterparts.

Metroid Prime itself is a heavily mutated Tallon Metroid that found itself attracted to the impact crater and began to feed out the Phazon within which is what lead to it's mutation.

In short Metroids are in prime because they haven't been wiped out yet and the pirates brought them to Tallon (and Aether)

 

[Summoned Demon]

This made me more mad than it should so let me explain why Metroids exist in the Prime Trilogy.

Prime 1 takes place after Metroid and before Return of Samus so the Metroids have not been genocided yet, Space Pirates raided SR3-88 before the events of Metroid and took some to their main base on Zebes, After Samus wrecked shit several orbiting Frigates retreated taking whatever they had on board with them including a wounded Ridley and several Metroids.

The frigate Orpheus retreated to Tallon IV and dropped off it's cargo including the Metroids to the forces planetside then ran into some complications and sent out a distress signal that attracted Samus. As Metroids evolution cycle is depended on the environment they are raised the Tallon Metroids despite originally being from their homeplanet do not have access to the usual cycle and are in fact weaker than their usual counterparts.

Metroid Prime itself is a heavily mutated Tallon Metroid that found itself attracted to the impact crater and began to feed out the Phazon within which is what lead to it's mutation.

In short Metroids are in prime because they haven't been wiped out yet and the pirates brought them to Tallon (and Aether)

Phil's not going to pay attention to any lore and story in a mainline Nintendo game, all he had to do was read some text logs left by the space pirates across the game and it would have filled (mostly) any gaps in the story and lore that he didn't understand.

This guy was falling asleep during cutscenes in Like A Dragon, multiple times.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

10:48

This is one of the few things about Phil that gets me MATI.
Now he's all sassy about the whole "King" thing and once again shows how angry he was at Adam for calling his "delusions of grandeur" (and rightfully so, since Phil called himself one of the most prolific content creators ever). Of course he now mocks them, but when they called him out on the spot, he just nodded like a fucking bitch and agreed, clearly scared of confronting them. If you think that what they said was stupid, why not say so right there and then, Phil? Why wait until you're in your safe space to show your true colors?

That's why people don't like you, Phil, you fucking asshole.
He obviously just wanted to be on their good side while clearly thinking their inputs were stupid, but since he thought he had something to gain from them, he acted like he listened and agreed. That and because he's a coward who can only be tough when people can't reply back. And somehow he's still the victim.

Ironically enough, in an attempt to prove that the King title isn't associated to anything negative, he has to go on a very negative rant where he insults people who pointed out he still uses the monicker. They didn't even say it's bad, they pointed that out because Phil is the one who brought up wanting to rebrand. Stupid fucking fat retarded piece of cocksucking shit moron faggot.

his stroke lip makes me want to vomit every time i see it

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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his stroke lip makes me want to vomit every time i see it

Remember: It's all an "act", according to DSP.

I'm sure diabetes will eventually be added.

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

He obviously just wanted to be on their good side while clearly thinking their inputs were stupid, but since he thought he had something to gain from them, he acted like he listened and agreed.

No doubt the infamous “10 year plan” conversation with Mama Burnell went the same way. Nodding like an idiot and agreeing with his mom that he needs to get his shit together, while thinking to himself “oh my god shut up bitch and write the check already.”

 

[Mr. Brown]

I know this might be late but this is the most Phil thing I've ever seen.

"the sletzer water decided to spil"
"I didn't do anything"
"I did nothing wrong"

It's 11 minutes of Phil trying to gaslight his electronics into working while he can't even take responsibility for knocking his drink over.

This is peak DSP, a perpetual victim in a cruel world.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

The checkmark is gone.

MATURE ADULT. NOT A CHILDREN'S ENTERTAINER.

 

[Balr0g]

I know this might be late but this is the most Phil thing I've ever seen.

"the sletzer water decided to spil"
"I didn't do anything"
"I did nothing wrong"

It's 11 minutes of Phil trying to gaslight his electronics into working while he can't even take responsibility for knocking his drink over.

This is peak DSP, a perpetual victim in a cruel world.

Imagine if that had short circuited his laptop. What do you guys think would have happened in his office or even his middelunit condo? Would that set his entire condo into darkness? Just think about that hazardous mess of cables he has run on the floor. I can't imagine this is failsafe just because nothing has happened so far.

 

[Robust User]

Imagine if that had short circuited his laptop.

That's exactly what he was trying to do. He still might try to pull it, but he was definitely wanting to do it on camera so he could point and say "see? now I definitely need a new computer". Just a shitty grifter thinking he's smarter than the average grifter.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Imagine if that had short circuited his laptop.

That definitely sounds like it'd be a Phil thing to do. Cutting your snout off to spite your stroke face, all in order to drive home the point to the dents that he needs that PC money. You know, instead of the chunk that he got from his weekend beggings.

 

[Comma]

The best part is that it's only gone because this retard felt the need to change his name and profile pic every three weeks like the attention-seeking faggot that he is.

He manages to out cringe himself with every name and pic change. It's crazy.

One person, assumed to be DasBoSchitt, is literally DSP's Marketing/Brand Manager at this point. They:

• create most, if not all, of his Youtube Shorts
• create seasonal/holiday-themed artwork for DSP to use on Twitter, Youtube etc.
• create the unfunny videos DSP cuts to when pre-stream is over
• possibly create other artwork, such as thumbnails and/or overlay's for the stream

And the best part is, they're not getting paid for this. Even worse: if this really is DasBoSchitt, instead of getting a pay check, he's actually giving DSP money, as it was found out some time ago DasBoSchitt had been dumping hundreds and hundreds of dollars into the black hole that is DSP's wallet, under the name "ThePastryarchy". Since this revelation "ThePastryarchy" has disappeared and hasn't tipped even once, so it's safe to assume that DasBoSchitt continues to fund DSP anonymously and/or behind da scenez.


These are strange times we're living in, and I hope this person will get the professional help they so desperately need.

 

[00R-Gundam]

No doubt the infamous “10 year plan” conversation with Mama Burnell went the same way. Nodding like an idiot and agreeing with his mom that he needs to get his shit together, while thinking to himself “oh my god shut up bitch and write the check already.”

He basically scammed his parents, since he then later went on to say that the "10 year plan" didn't happen or is a troll thing, basically denying it. Imagine yourself a worried parent and trying to help your only child only for them to not only not learn their lessons and keep doing the very thing that led to the problem, i know i would be pissed and i would let them fuck themselves over. Wouldn't be surprised if his parents have decided to distance themselves from the perpetual fuck up that's dsp.

 

[ZehnBoat]

"the sletzer water decided to spil"
"I didn't do anything"
"I did nothing wrong"

It's 11 minutes of Phil trying to gaslight his electronics into working while he can't even take responsibility for knocking his drink over.

This is peak DSP, a perpetual victim in a cruel world.

phil is so desperate to be a victim that even inanimate objects suddenly come to life to oppress him

 

[Corpun]

Now he's all sassy about the whole "King" thing and once again shows how angry he was at Adam for calling his "delusions of grandeur" (and rightfully so, since Phil called himself one of the most prolific content creators ever). Of course he now mocks them, but when they called him out on the spot, he just nodded like a fucking bitch and agreed, clearly scared of confronting them. If you think that what they said was stupid, why not say so right there and then, Phil? Why wait until you're in your safe space to show your true colors?

The bit he does before clowning out is the worst part too. He can't just make the king joke and move out because he is a spiteful retard and the SS and Adam especially have really gotten into his head. No, instead he's got to clown around and talk about how 'some people' (Who Phil?) are really fucking dumb. We all just fucking know if Adam gets caught up in some controversy Phil will jerk himself off constantly on streams being smug about it and say Adam has delusions of gran-door.

Are some people in the room with us now Dave? Can you describe their appearances? Being called out as a delusional retard really shook him to the core with that interview and I still doubt he even actually understands why the interview was such a fucking disaster for himself. Phil, just a heads up it isn't because Craig and Adam were super secret trolls in disguise, it's because you basically showed how much of a narc you are and how warped your worldview is when it comes to your life. Going back to your streams and acting like this when it comes to genuine advice they gave you only cements what a toxic piece of shit you are.

He's twice as much of a Maine WASP as he is a robust Italian. That's not even mentioning the guy knows not a damn thing about his supposed home country. It's like a white woman discovering she is 1/32 Cherokee and then pretending to be an expert on Indians.

Ummmm wrong stoopid, he knows his great grand pappy Archimedes Salvagno came over from Foggia Italy. Just don't ask him to point it out on a map or anything.

 

[Burl McMillan]

"the sletzer water decided to spil"

This is 90% just a knee-jerk cope for clumsiness or gin brain, but god please let this be the start of unironic schizo phil arc.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

This made me more mad than it should so let me explain why Metroids exist in the Prime Trilogy.

Prime 1 takes place after Metroid and before Return of Samus so the Metroids have not been genocided yet, Space Pirates raided SR3-88 before the events of Metroid and took some to their main base on Zebes, After Samus wrecked shit several orbiting Frigates retreated taking whatever they had on board with them including a wounded Ridley and several Metroids.

The frigate Orpheus retreated to Tallon IV and dropped off it's cargo including the Metroids to the forces planetside then ran into some complications and sent out a distress signal that attracted Samus. As Metroids evolution cycle is depended on the environment they are raised the Tallon Metroids despite originally being from their homeplanet do not have access to the usual cycle and are in fact weaker than their usual counterparts.

Metroid Prime itself is a heavily mutated Tallon Metroid that found itself attracted to the impact crater and began to feed out the Phazon within which is what lead to it's mutation.

In short Metroids are in prime because they haven't been wiped out yet and the pirates brought them to Tallon (and Aether)

I assume Phil must have only used the scan visor when he was forced to activate something with it and not paid any attention to anything because this is all clearly explained, you get the broad strokes of there being surviving metroids on their ships that fled Zebes in the first ten minutes of the game.

 

[Brother Wind]

This is 90% just a knee-jerk cope for clumsiness or gin brain, but god please let this be the start of unironic schizo phil arc.

Fucking Phil just staring at his controller wondering why all the buttons have been replaced with "spill seltzer". And the game telling him if he doesn't push a button the trolls win. Nothing he could do dood

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

He basically scammed his parents, since he then later went on to say that the "10 year plan" didn't happen or is a troll thing, basically denying it. Imagine yourself a worried parent and trying to help your only child only for them to not only not learn their lessons and keep doing the very thing that led to the problem, i know i would be pissed and i would let them fuck themselves over. Wouldn't be surprised if his parents have decided to distance themselves from the perpetual fuck up that's dsp.

Do you think his parents know he makes 150k a year? Or does dsp tell his parents that he’s just barely scraping by?