Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

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Sorry for the off-topic sperg, but holy shit is it true that those semaglutide drugs cause thyroid problems?! Jesus fucking Christ, I see an epidemic of thyroid cancers and the onslaught of class-action LOLsuits and sketchy lawyer advertising around that if so. Seems like everyone is pushing these as a "miracle" these days.
I can't quote properly for some reason, but in the interest of informing people about possible serious side effects from the latest weight-loss craze, I'm not spoilering this.
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Yes, these drugs have caused thyroid tumors and thyroid cancer, and I have no idea how they are being shilled as a miracle cure. Maybe the risk is worth it if you actually have diabetes and can't find some other way of losing weight & getting it under control, but this is not a safe method for weight loss. Arguably much riskier than phentermine (alone) and other speedy appetite-reducing substances, which, if not abused, were unlikely to cause major lasting heart issues. Of course their effects are temporary and people usually stop losing weight on them after a few months.
 
"Defiant" TikTok song comments:

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Swooning margarine goblins see critique and dislike as "harm".
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watch out haters hes clapping back! im not gonna listen to it , probablymore tiktok garbage
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Really knows how to take the most flattering and feminine photos *yawn*
The cringe Dyldo vs the chad Chris Fleming

This is exactly the kind of man who I imagine when I think of Bud Light.
 
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The cringe Dyldo vs the chad Chris Fleming


This is exactly the kind of man who I imagine when I think of Bud Light.
You know budlight wants to just keep everyone perpetually drunk, so they can push this sexual agenda about people like Dylan Mulvaney.
 
Bud Lite girlboss Alissa Heinerscheid recently took part in a podcast to bestow words of wisdom on the unwashed masses from the 'first female VP of New Coke beer'. This was March 30th, immediately before the recent backlash, are they deliberately this incompetent for clicks?
Brief clip taken from Twitter, archive of the full thing in spoiler, Fox News article today is here.


In other Dylan-related trends, the coverage from the Daily Mail is interesting. In general they troll genderists, but also hold the market in vapid, publicist-friendly trashy celebrity stories, so in Dylan's case they're playing both sides and publishing voluminously; it's a great demonstration of British tabloid press starmaking in action.

23 article titles containing 'Dylan Mulvaney' since the Nike video was posted 4.5 days ago (linked to archive). Well-deserved special mention goes to 'Cringeworthy … privileged … obnoxious … maybe not even truly trans,' — America's online transgender community isn't a big fan of TikTok megastar Dylan Mulvaney either.
 
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Why does his chin area look like a shaven ball sack?
As a previous poster said, ingrown hairs. Also, I think this is probably exacerbated by his electrolysis treatments. The more the hair gets zapped, the weaker it gets (I think individual follicles need to be zapped a few times to kill it off/stop it producing hair), which means it's less able to pop out through the skin - therefore, more ingrown hairs as it regrows.

Electrolysis can also create that bumpy effect after treatment, as it's quite invasive and irritating to the skin (lots of needle insertions, zaps, and then plucking the zapped hair out). You're not supposed to moisturise/wear makeup/perfume etc for at least 24 hours after treatment. Which I guess would be difficult for Dylly.
 
Bud Lite girlboss Alissa Heinerscheid recently took part in a podcast to bestow words of wisdom on the unwashed masses from the 'first female VP of New Coke beer'. This was March 30th, immediately before the recent backlash, are they deliberately this incompetent for clicks?
Brief clip taken from Twitter, archive of the full thing in spoiler, Fox News article today is here.
"Bud Light is dying so we need to make it inclusive for queer young people". Lmfao why wouldn't you just make a beer that's not shit?
 
In response to @Swerf'n'Terf 's excellent response, Matt Walsh breaks down in his show for today:

I will add that Alissa Heinerscheid is really ugly, but has that glimmer of wealth and privilege. I for one do not understand how anyone who speaks with her cadence (high riding terminal) could be hired to do anything of importance. Such is the world we find ourselves in.
 
Brief clip taken from Twitter, archive of the full thing in spoiler, Fox News article today is here.
God, this is so clueless. She decided that the way to appeal and relate to women and men was to put a troon front and centre? That’s really dumb.

The way you advertise booze is to show your customers themselves, or rather an idealised image of themselves. Bud Light is a beer you drink at parties, so show men and women partying and drinking Bud Light. No one can relate to Dylan, he’s an astroturfed troon who interviews politicians. Even other troons can’t relate to him.
 
The Bud Lite thing happed almost 2 months ago. Why is it blowing up now? Hell, my 66yo mother is talking about this. Is this an attempt to drive troon discourse away from the recent shooting?
It's all over boomerbook for some reason. Sick of seeing this creepy weirdo everywhere, especially since boomers freaking out over him ultimately just gives him more attention.

I feel like he has to have well-connected parents or something, he's astroturfed to hell and back. At the very least I'm sure he comes from a well-off background.

If you just wanted to promote trans rights, there's waaaay less creepy fucks you could use as a spokesperson.
 
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