Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[Smithfield Ham]

It's a weird goddamn state of affairs when over a decade ago you're playing a dude in a PS2 game and now in the present he's on daytime TV talking about how fucked up his brain is.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Who uses Brass Knuckes?

https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/07/bam-margera-alleged-brass-knuckles-death-threat-restraining-order/

Bam Margera allegedly threatened to use brass knuckles to kill a man ... and the man thinks loud sex might be the reason why.

According to new legal docs, obtained by TMZ, a 28-year-old man named Daniel Cardenas claims Bam burst into his home in the middle of the night last month, waking him from his sleep and getting in his face to make a death threat.

Cardenas claims Bam told him something along the lines of, "You have 12 hours to leave the house or I will kill you with my brass knuckles."
The guy claims his roommate heard the alleged threat, came in the room and forced Bam to leave ... but he says Bam came back 90 minutes later and again slammed his door open, waking him and telling him, "You have 12 seconds to leave," while shoving a clenched fist with a handful of rings in his face in another perceived threat.

For context, Cardenas claims he lives in an Oceanside, CA home where Bam's girlfriend, Jessica, and her 8-year-old daughter have been staying in the wake of Bam's domestic violence arrest.

TMZ broke the story ... Bam was arrested for domestic violence after a woman told police the former "Jackass" star kicked her ... and our sources said the woman was Bam's current girlfriend.

In the docs, Cardenas claims Jessica and her daughter have been staying in his home since Bam's arrest, and he says the folks living in the home got mad at him a couple days after Bam's arrest because he says he was having "some very loud sex in the house" and Jessica's kid may have overheard.
In seeking court-ordered protection from Bam, Cardenas says ... "All I can figure is Jessica told Bam about the loud sex which her daughter overheard and this is why he was so upset, although it of course gives him no right to attack me, threaten my life, or kick me out of a home he has no rights to."
Cardenas also claims Bam told him, "That girl will have PTSD for the rest of her life," when making the alleged threats.
The judge signed off on a temporary restraining order ... and now Bam has to stay 100 yards away from Cardenas and the home.

And we also got two meth fueled Instagram rants.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Wtf. “My eight year old daughter Isabelle” I got a sinking feeling some Vito arc is incoming.

Fuck, Bam sliding right into the creepy meet “mommy’s new soulmate boyfriend, your new daddy”. Seems like Bam found himself a righteous meth head skank. He doesn’t need to worry about visits with his son anymore, he can just hang out with whatever kids the single meth head mom he fucks currently have in their custody.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

So is he done with the "shaman" now and is basically reduced to couch surfing? I wonder if the purse strings have been cut off now due to the recent arrests.

 

[snort beg snort]

Bams eyes on those most recent videos are particularly psychotic. Or maybe cause he's usually wearing glasses I haven't noticed it but damn that bugged out meatball eyes look is scary. Between him and his kid it's a real horror show.

 

[Fornicario]

Bam's looking more and more like Allentown trash than anything else. All he needs is a tooth knocked out and he's perfect for the role.

 

[TheGuntinator]

Embarrassing rants directed at Novak:
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"I'm doing better than I ever have" -always someone at the worst point in their life

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

Wtf. “My eight year old daughter Isabelle” I got a sinking feeling some Vito arc is incoming.

Fuck, Bam sliding right into the creepy meet “mommy’s new soulmate boyfriend, your new daddy”. Seems like Bam found himself a righteous meth head skank. He doesn’t need to worry about visits with his son anymore, he can just hang out with whatever kids the single meth head mom he fucks currently have in their custody.

Yep. Also notice he said the adults “stepped over” Isabelle to get to their threesome, meaning the girl was apparently sleeping on the floor.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Fuck, Bam sliding right into the creepy meet “mommy’s new soulmate boyfriend, your new daddy”. Seems like Bam found himself a righteous meth head skank. He doesn’t need to worry about visits with his son anymore, he can just hang out with whatever kids the single meth head mom he fucks currently have in their custody.

Also notice he said the adults “stepped over” Isabelle to get to their threesome, meaning the girl was apparently sleeping on the floor.

Threesome? Seems Bam wasn't involved; it was only the primary resident Cardenas & an unnamed co-conspirator, which to me read as Bam's ex(?)-girlfriend Jessica.

Although he has every right to be pissed about them fucking in the same room as an 8yr old, I highly doubt Bam was ever as conscientious when the kids were sleeping in his AO, with either this most recent whore or his ex-wife.

But I find it suspicious (& humorous) that Cardenas didn't mention Bam also threatening him for banging his girlfriend, ex or not, especially since Bam has issues with letting things go.

What a cuck.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

Threesome? Seems Bam wasn't involved; it was only the primary resident Cardenas & an unnamed co-conspirator, which to me read as Bam's ex(?)-girlfriend Jessica.

He says in the first video the guy he threatened was having a threesome with two women, one 18 years old and one sixty.

 

[CowPox]

Serious question, do you think Bam has CTE or something similar? I mean, CTE can't be fully diagnosed until post mortem but I do wonder if if that's a factor regarding his personality.

Between the stunts and skate injuries, I wound imagine it would cause some brain damage over time.

Of course, I think Ryan dying also did some damage to him mentally, and his parents weren't really great, either.

He's got wet brain, its from his alcoholism and it will never repair itself or go away.

 

[Constellationzero]

Bams eyes on those most recent videos are particularly psychotic. Or maybe cause he's usually wearing glasses I haven't noticed it but damn that bugged out meatball eyes look is scary. Between him and his kid it's a real horror show.

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[MirnaMinkoff]

Threesome? Seems Bam wasn't involved; it was only the primary resident Cardenas & an unnamed co-conspirator, which to me read as Bam's ex(?)-girlfriend Jessica.

Although he has every right to be pissed about them fucking in the same room as an 8yr old, I highly doubt Bam was ever as conscientious when the kids were sleeping in his AO, with either this most recent whore or his ex-wife.

But I find it suspicious (& humorous) that Cardenas didn't mention Bam also threatening him for banging his girlfriend, ex or not, especially since Bam has issues with letting things go.

What a cuck.

Bam got into a fight with his new meth head GF. The cops told them to separate and mom of the year went to some crash pad where multiple adults lived and obviously like to drunkenly and loudly fuck. Bam threatened a guy because Bam flipped out on his GF and the dumb bitch went to some party house to sleep on the floor with her 8 year old daughter. (This might have been the night Bam “kicked” her and had to go to jail for a few hours)

Bam getting his panties in a bunch over a kid hearing sex noises, but is fine with a kid seeing her mom and new BF fighting to the point cops are called, drug use, drinking and regularly being exposed to party pads full of wasted, horny adults.

Bam and his new single mom GF are both scumbags. See Bam’s not the bad guy, it’s some rando getting laid after a night of drinking at an adult party, that’s the bad guy! Bam’s GF is a piece of shit for putting her child into these situations, oh wait, “their daughter” since Bam is going to play daddy until he gets tired of banging this skank.

Bam used to have the smarts to avoid dating single moms, but now he will probably target them. After Misty Bam has only shown interest in dating skanky groupies with drug problems whose highest achievements are stripper or appeared for a few seconds in (band or skater name) video.

 

[Wesker]

And we also got two meth fueled Instagram rants.

Yeah he's on something. He's talking like his mouth is incredibly dry and his lips are sucked to the back of his throat. Never seen him talk like that before.

 

[Yeeted Teet]

Bam used to have the smarts to avoid dating single moms, but now he will probably target them. After Misty Bam has only shown interest in dating skanky groupies with drug problems whose highest achievements are stripper or appeared for a few seconds in (band or skater name) video.

His first fiancée was an already divorced single mother 6 years older than him who he got together with while he was a teenager, and she allegedly broke into his house after they split up so he filed for a protection order.

Missy was an anomaly, most of his girlfriends have been trainwrecks almost as big as him.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

>why won’t Knoxville get into a ring with me

Because he is a adult and doesn’t want to be associated with a career poisoning meth addict

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

Bam got into a fight with his new meth head GF. The cops told them to separate and mom of the year went to some crash pad where multiple adults lived and obviously like to drunkenly and loudly fuck. Bam threatened a guy because Bam flipped out on his GF and the dumb bitch went to some party house to sleep on the floor with her 8 year old daughter. (This might have been the night Bam “kicked” her and had to go to jail for a few hours)

Bam getting his panties in a bunch over a kid hearing sex noises, but is fine with a kid seeing her mom and new BF fighting to the point cops are called, drug use, drinking and regularly being exposed to party pads full of wasted, horny adults.

Bam and his new single mom GF are both scumbags. See Bam’s not the bad guy, it’s some rando getting laid after a night of drinking at an adult party, that’s the bad guy! Bam’s GF is a piece of shit for putting her child into these situations, oh wait, “their daughter” since Bam is going to play daddy until he gets tired of banging this skank.

Bam used to have the smarts to avoid dating single moms, but now he will probably target them. After Misty Bam has only shown interest in dating skanky groupies with drug problems whose highest achievements are stripper or appeared for a few seconds in (band or skater name) video.

Given that the girl was apparently present during the hotel throwdown and clearly doesn't have a stable living situation, I'm curious as to whether CPS is or has ever been involved. Just from what Bam described in the flophouse it sounds like this kid is at terrible risk of all kinds of heinous shit, and that alone should trigger an investigation.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

If Bam is doing a lot of meth, then I commend him for finally trying to lose some fucking weight

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Given that the girl was apparently present during the hotel throwdown and clearly doesn't have a stable living situation, I'm curious as to whether CPS is or has ever been involved. Just from what Bam described in the flophouse it sounds like this kid is at terrible risk of all kinds of heinous shit, and that alone should trigger an investigation.

The last time I heard anything like this from a lolcow was when Onision admitted to banging his wife in the same bed as their oldest co-sleeping daughter. But I don't recall if any of the subsequent CPS reports from anons & investigations resulted in any consequences.

What's the age for being able to recall early memories, something like 2yrs old? If the tyke is sleeping in a bassinet & they don't have a spare bedroom, then I can understand fooling around under the covers. But if the kid can even remotely describe what mommy & her daddies are doing in bed, that shit is unexcusable.

And since this is the one time that Bam has a righteous cause for complaint, he'll milk the situation with all of his tweaker retard strength; and just like with Dunn he'll still be sperging about it ten years from now (if he's still alive). Regardless if he even has a continued relationship with the girl & her mother.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

The last time I heard anything like this from a lolcow was when Onision admitted to banging his wife in the same bed as their oldest co-sleeping daughter. But I don't recall if any of the subsequent CPS reports from anons & investigations resulted in any consequences.

What's the age for being able to recall early memories, something like 2yrs old? If the tyke is sleeping in a bassinet & they don't have a spare bedroom, then I can understand fooling around under the covers. But if the kid can even remotely describe what mommy & her daddies are doing in bed, that shit is unexcusable.

And since this is the one time that Bam has a righteous cause for complaint, he'll milk the situation with all of his tweaker retard strength; and just like with Dunn he'll still be sperging about it ten years from now (if he's still alive). Regardless if he even has a continued relationship with the girl & her mother.

CPS will never make any public comment on an investigation themselves, all that shit is confidential. But even aside from the sex stuff, we have a young girl who is surrounded by violence and substance abuse, apparently doesn't have a bed to sleep in, and is being exposed to God knows what other chaos Bam hasn't bothered to mention.