Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[Super Guido]

Saw a rather unremarkable tranny at the pharmacy a couple days ago. He looked like Keffals with a slightly wider frame and bright lipstick.

 

[Dr. Funk]

I saw an awkward spergy looking dude with long hair carrying around a huge Blåhaj shark plushie in public today. Not a single femininie thing about him. If I wasn't as clued into the autistic intricacies of the online troon subculture, I doubt I would have clocked him, but with the Blåhaj, I'd say it's like a 99% chance it was a troon.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

I went to my local ren faire Saturday. If you've ever been to faire you know the best part is seeing what outlandish things people are wearing (one chick was wearing five inch heeled boots, if you've ever been to any decent sized faire you know how much walking is involved).

Some time in the afternoon my friend and I are heading to the car to eat lunch (fuck spending inflated festival prices for food) and near the entrance was a group of about ten people wearing faire appropriate costumes...and huge furry heads. Fucking furries.

As we came back in, heading toward the jousting show, I saw the tranny furrie. Heshe was short, so probably a pooner, but of course with that head you can't tell.

How do I know heshe was a tranny? His head was light blue with white and pink and heshe was wearing a tranny flag as a cape. Heshe looked ridiculous, even by faire standards.

I can understand wearing a head to faire, or some of the other costumes you see there (like the dude dressed as that mandalorin or whatever). If you're spending that much money on a costume, not wearing it any time you have a legitimate reason to do so feels like a waste of money.

But if you're wearing a head, and are thus completely anonymous, why draw attention to the fact you're a Troon? I'm sure the answer is "because they have a personality disorder" but I still don't get it.

 

[quaawaa]

I saw a very obvious troon at the mall a little while ago. He was very obese with unkempt hair and stubble. He was wearing a shirt that was striped with the gay and trans flag colors and a name tag with pronouns. His moobs didn't even stick out over his gut; without the identitarian clothing and falsetto voice, no one would have guessed that he was trying to look like a woman.

 

[lobo de la muerte]

I'm in Washington and no fucking doubt, if we go to Seattle

I'm gonna be seeing troons everywhere especially the edgy "satanist" queer ones. Like Sparx/Sean

 

[Sissyagamben]

Saw a suspected pooner in ice-cream shop today. Couldn’t get a good look of the person and I’m still unsure if it’s a pooner, but that’s what my brain tells me the second I recognized her existence. Short, female facial traits, pretty skinny and doesn’t seem overtly “feminine” in her body language. If it’s not a pooner I feel bad for dragging a short dude online for looking like a sissy, but I trust my instinct. The reflex happened before I even took a proper look, and other men working and were present in the shop did not raise any alarm whatsoever. Gonna go with pooner on this one. funny how when she “ passes” and it was hard for me to definitely point out what traits she has is clear sign of woman, the brain still knows sth is terribly wrong with such individual

 

[sheepworldvizor]

Live: Double troonage at Generic Foreign Train Station.
Loud old one giving blow by blow account of his vacay on the phone.
“The American bar association want me to speak.”
To be fair, he’s not dressed like a gross ole ho at least. Blue scraggly hair.
And I’ve spotted his +1, gut protruding, reading William Golding, manspreading across two seats.
The loud one exemplifies the Toad as Washerwoman trope: loud, dominating the waiting area with his phone call, no thought for others except as an audience to his own bragging. He thinks he is clever.
Real women, and I cannot stress this enough, do not do this.

 

[Triple Flutz]

We went to the grocery store with the kids last week, and there was an Aiden womanning the cash register, complete with tranny flag pins. Maybe 5'3, very skinny, greasy and stringy hair, bad skin, even worse social skills, they barely looked up during the transaction. Kids were visibly confused, they're quite young but still pretty polite so they waited until we were done checking out to ask about it. One of them just told me it was a girl dressed up like a boy and really ugly, which was kind of funny. Definitely beats the time a year and a half ago where one of them saw a fat woman and just seethed ''She's FAT! That's NOT GOOD!'' and I basically jogged away with the cart in embarrassment. I don't think social shaming is necessarily bad, but I don't think my toddlers should be the ones to dole it out.

The store we went to is right between a conservative suburb in a chud state and a very conservative rural area, also in a chud state. Really insane to me how quickly these people started being comfortable enough to look like that, let alone publicly, let alone whilst advertising it on their work uniform.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I had the opportunity to meet a pooner recently, and an underaged one at that. Verified pooner by the chart, and except for being very tiny, looked like a pubescent boy. I am not the kind of person who enjoys confrontation and I look for commonground with people, so we talked about his feelings of being alone (surprise) and how she didn't have a dad (BIGGER SHOCK). I felt for what had been done to her when she had preexisting issues that resulted in serious medical issues.

Trying to meet her where she was, we talked about how manhood isn't defined by people like your dad acknowledging it, or anyone else, but by being the strong person everyone can rely on in the room everyone can lean on even when you're sure you're the victim, and having a heart to love and serve others, even when they despise you.

I walked away feeling good about the exchange.

Two days later, a social worker approached me with a story the patient had given about someone matching my description who pulled the sheet off the pooner's head (true) and said, "Haha, I can't tell if it's a boy or girl, OMG!" (Not only untrue, but the OMG was part of the quote, which shows how disconnected the pooner is from how men actually behave and speak.) Just another young girl looking to be offended and mutilate herself into an unrecognizable state with hormones.

 

[glass_houses]

I had the opportunity to meet a pooner recently, and an underaged one at that. Verified pooner by the chart, and except for being very tiny, looked like a pubescent boy. I am not the kind of person who enjoys confrontation and I look for commonground with people, so we talked about his feelings of being alone (surprise) and how she didn't have a dad (BIGGER SHOCK). I felt for what had been done to her when she had preexisting issues that resulted in serious medical issues.

Trying to meet her where she was, we talked about how manhood isn't defined by people like your dad acknowledging it, or anyone else, but by being the strong person everyone can rely on in the room everyone can lean on even when you're sure you're the victim, and having a heart to love and serve others, even when they despise you.

I walked away feeling good about the exchange.

Two days later, a social worker approached me with a story the patient had given about someone matching my description who pulled the sheet off the pooner's head (true) and said, "Haha, I can't tell if it's a boy or girl, OMG!" (Not only untrue, but the OMG was part of the quote, which shows how disconnected the pooner is from how men actually behave and speak.) Just another young girl looking to be offended and mutilate herself into an unrecognizable state with hormones.

These girls are usually autistic or BPD/HPD. I've literally given many BPD/HPD girls/women money, multiple needed essential items with a detrimental cost to myself, arranged services, put them into contact with support organisations, spent unlimited hours listening to whatever compulsive lies they're spewing out, defended them to others, given them lifts to wherever, run errands for them, did their chores, even, in the case of a particular housemate, dragged myself out of bed at 3am and walked about the property in my PJs, waving my machete around in the air because she was on the end of a three day pot bender and was convinced that some random bloke she saw for ten seconds two weeks ago was stalking and watching her... and every single one did not hesitate to stick a knife in my back the second I said, "I can't help you today because...

These women/girls sound perfectly rational and reasonable when you have a conversation with them, but two hours after you've left the room, they're accusing you of raping them and nicking their dole money. I don't know why they do it. I don't know if they even know why they do it.

Try not to feel bad. Troonisim is attractive to these people because it gives them an identity and an easy way to wield power over others. If you'd have spoken to the same girl before trooning out was a thing, she would have accused you of sexually assaulting her. There is absolutely nothing you can say or do that can help her. She only exists when someone is watching or paying attention to her. In some ways it's a good thing girls like that are being sterilised because at some point they always breed and have daughters that end up just like their mothers.

 

[LonesomeDud]

@glass_houses No doubt my biggest mistake was telling her what the real measures of manhood are. It isn't all make privilege and patriarchy fun times.

 

[glass_houses]

@glass_houses No doubt my biggest mistake was telling her what the real measures of manhood are. It isn't all make privilege and patriarchy fun times.

Troons of both sexes always have a terminal case of, "The grass is always greener..." Trying to explain to them that each sex has their own problems, just different, goes straight over their heads.

 

[Hog]

Was out shopping with my mother and her friend when suddenly they both say we need to go into a shop because I need to see what went in.
Stood not really paying attention in an aisle when suddenly mothers 50+ friend is whisper shouting at me, "hog. Look. Look to your right!!"
I turn to see the troon stood barely three feet away from me looking at alcohol. Got a side view of the giant. Blonde wig pulled too far forward leather jacket with what had to be enormous prosthetic breasts. I move away and he goes to walk down aisle. He's got huge shoulders and is wearing a mini skirt and stilettos.
End up going to the till next to him and my mother's friends is in hysterics, like it's the funniest thing she has ever seen. Saying loud enough they I don't doubt the troon could hear that I should look. Not wanting to ruin my day I didn't but I was told he had lipstick smeared around his lips, a huge jaw and seemed to be trying to hide face with wig.

I assumed the troon had heard her but I guess not because days later they (mother and friend) were looking at houses for sale in a window and he comes up behind them and starts talking. Apparently he's moving cause he's being bullied by teens where he currently lives. Seen him a few times since then. Either he's walking around the shopping centre a lot or I have bad timing.


Not my story but my little sisters. She worked at mcds with a blue haired male gender special who dressed in women's clothes and wanted to be called they/them. He repeatedly blew up at her and others for accidentally "misgendering" him and in the end quit because of it, saying something along the lines of how he's going to "find a job where I'm respected". My sister's too nice and always tried her hardest and would always apologize. Would straight up call the hulk lady too which he loved.

 

[Cannibal Machine]

I went out to a beauty supply store to get some hair care products and after entering the store and being greeted by what I assumed was just average Amerifat frumpy girl, I took another look and realized that I was being faced with a... person of gender.

Poor little pooner, I clocked her immediately, despite the bleach blonde whispy T-beard she had growing. Cystic acne you could make constellations out of, gauge stretched ears, the worst maintained danger hair I'd ever seen, all topped off with Lexapro ridden "Please End My Suffering" eyes. I felt a little sad for the poor creature. I tried to reason maybe it was just a very unfortunate girl with PCOS, but you know that feeling when you're being faced with an autist who hasn't quite grasped the nuances of not being fucking jarring, but can communicate passably? Yeah, she had that going on.

She was helpful, which was nice, just weirdly 'linger-y' about it. The only thing that made me guess PCOS and not troon, is she didn't have the voice. But I think even women with PCOS would shave their beards if they got noticeable enough. Maybe one day you'll reach chadhood, little pooner. One more shot of T will make your dreams come true!

 

[Maverick Vile]

Two days later, a social worker approached me with a story the patient had given about someone matching my description who pulled the sheet off the pooner's head (true) and said, "Haha, I can't tell if it's a boy or girl, OMG!" (Not only untrue, but the OMG was part of the quote, which shows how disconnected the pooner is from how men actually behave and speak.) Just another young girl looking to be offended and mutilate herself into an unrecognizable state with hormones.

That's what you get for opening up to an attention whore with mental illness. These people are willing to mutilate their genitals over an intrusive thought, you think they're ready to handle genuine human interaction?

These women/girls sound perfectly rational and reasonable when you have a conversation with them, but two hours after you've left the room, they're accusing you of raping them and nicking their dole money. I don't know why they do it. I don't know if they even know why they do it.

They don't know why they do it, that's why it's mental illness. The moment they don't feel they're receiving the love or validation they deserve, a weird impulse takes over and they do everything in their power to ruin everyone's life over it. It doesn't make any sense because it's maladaptive, you just have to treat those people like werewolves, specifically if a werewolf could turn at any moment and not just under a full moon. Their brains are literally broken, and they prey upon the best qualities humanity has to offer.

 

[actually a cat]

When I was a teenager way back in the 90s, in the trailer park nearby where I lived at the time, there moved in a man and his elderly mother.

He was MtF, and as near as anyone could tell, his only attempts at being female where having long stringy dyed black hair, clownish makeup and huge tiddies. Actual implants that he bragged about. Me and the other kids (and some of the adults) that I knew used to refer to him as "titty man."

Eventually he went to jail for elder abuse. Of his dementia riddled mother.
To this day everyone only remembers that weirdo as "titty man."

Edit> Some other time I'll regale you all with a more modern tale from just a few years ago, about the troon who would corner women in the public bathroom at the grocery store and ask them about their underwear.

 

[Maverick Vile]

Not my story but my little sisters. She worked at mcds with a blue haired male gender special who dressed in women's clothes and wanted to be called they/them. He repeatedly blew up at her and others for accidentally "misgendering" him and in the end quit because of it, saying something along the lines of how he's going to "find a job where I'm respected". My sister's too nice and always tried her hardest and would always apologize. Would straight up call the hulk lady too which he loved.

Worked with a giant Ma'am who works cashier, which is probably the worst place for him because his attitude is absolute dogshit. I've seen him literally tell customers, "I don't know, and I don't care" when they politely ask him where things are in the store. I have no idea why this abomination hasn't been fired aside from the store manager just doesn't want to put up with a discrimination lawsuit when he will invariably have to fire that emotional black hole. All I've ever seen it do is complain about how everything sucks to anyone in earshot, and they always have a reason to bitch because the only thing they do to try and pass is grow their hair out really long; in short, one of those Tims that derives sexual pleasure from being a social landmine.

 

[Fapcop]

I love me some pics just don't fly too close to the sun. I regularly look at those pics by Fapcop .
this one in particular is just art
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The guy in the background looking disapprovingly at the freak embodies us all.

Thank you fren!

Good to hear that this degenerate is responsible for a little joy. As well as shocked and disapproving glances from strangers.

He glanced at my direction a few times. Probably because I followed him for a few minutes and had my phone out. And because I tried to give him my best: “You are an affront to nature and I deeply disapprove!” stare.

It’s weird to see a troon in the flesh when you’re not expecting it. Fortunately my initial surprise was quickly replaced with “Oh boy! My Kiwi frens gotta see this!”

Was out shopping with my mother and her friend when suddenly they both say we need to go into a shop because I need to see what went in.
Stood not really paying attention in an aisle when suddenly mothers 50+ friend is whisper shouting at me, "hog. Look. Look to your right!!"
I turn to see the troon stood barely three feet away from me looking at alcohol. Got a side view of the giant. Blonde wig pulled too far forward leather jacket with what had to be enormous prosthetic breasts. I move away and he goes to walk down aisle. He's got huge shoulders and is wearing a mini skirt and stilettos.
End up going to the till next to him and my mother's friends is in hysterics, like it's the funniest thing she has ever seen. Saying loud enough they I don't doubt the troon could hear that I should look. Not wanting to ruin my day I didn't but I was told he had lipstick smeared around his lips, a huge jaw and seemed to be trying to hide face with wig.

I assumed the troon had heard her but I guess not because days later they (mother and friend) were looking at houses for sale in a window and he comes up behind them and starts talking. Apparently he's moving cause he's being bullied by teens where he currently lives. Seen him a few times since then. Either he's walking around the shopping centre a lot or I have bad timing.


Not my story but my little sisters. She worked at mcds with a blue haired male gender special who dressed in women's clothes and wanted to be called they/them. He repeatedly blew up at her and others for accidentally "misgendering" him and in the end quit because of it, saying something along the lines of how he's going to "find a job where I'm respected". My sister's too nice and always tried her hardest and would always apologize. Would straight up call the hulk lady too which he loved.

Bless you based teens!

Clearing a troon out of the neighborhood. What a gift to the community!

 

[Fathomless Eminence]

Grabbed a canned coffee at the grocery store this morning. When I went to the self-checkout I saw an individual smoking outside with long, uncombed pink hair. My first thought was tranny. As I exited I saw the hunch and the very prominent adam's apple. My powers are increasing, I am growing stronger. Soon I shall be able to sense them through walls by aura perception.

 

[Fapcop]

Grabbed a canned coffee at the grocery store this morning. When I went to the self-checkout I saw an individual smoking outside with long, uncombed pink hair. My first thought was tranny. As I exited I saw the hunch and the very prominent adam's apple. My powers are increasing, I am growing stronger. Soon I shall be able to sense them through walls by aura perception.

That’s a weird way to spell “smell”…