DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Also hi Dave.
Tell me why did a carrot cake make you have a stomach pain?
How is that possible?

They put corn in corned beef hash.
They thought caramel coloring meant their ham was supposed to taste like candy.
They ruined their roast by not following the recipe.

Maybe Kat decided to just use a bag of frozen carrot slices dumped into a box of cake mix. And baking it for 20 minutes at 350 degrees would take too long so she baked it for 10 minutes at 700 degrees. Just a guess because neither one of them can make food.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

When you are disabled- Sidella, Rob, and others religion is what you have.
It's a tie to the community, it allows you to socialize when sometimes that might be impossible.
Sometimes religion in certain cultures helps people accept the fact that their child is disabled.

This is why it would be insightful to interview. Another person I suppose is into religion.

To my memory I think this had to do with DSP showing lack of understanding of others being in a hard monetary situation, no?

I'm actually kinda shocked DSP isn't a believer himself. Remember he doesn't ever mention all the charity he does because his religious upbringing taught him that you're supposed to do the charity on the down-low and never ever mention it.

Also this dude believed rasslin' was real until he was like 20 when his only friend had to explain it to him. Hell maybe the Zombie Jesus joke wasn't actually a joke after all and that's how the pigbrain has rationalized the resurrection story all these years. Zombie Jesus must've respawned and hatched from one the Easter Bunny's eggs.

 

[Dona Morte]

I'm actually kinda shocked DSP isn't a believer.

God is a detractor and DSP is Johb.

 

[JimiHendrix]

350 degrees would take too long so she baked it for 10 minutes at 700 degrees.

bold fucking assumption they could add 350 + 350.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I'm actually kinda shocked DSP isn't a believer himself. Remember he doesn't ever mention all the charity he does because his religious upbringing taught him that you're supposed to do the charity on the down-low and never ever mention it.

Also this dude believed rasslin' was real until he was like 20 when his only friend had to explain it to him. Hell maybe the Zombie Jesus joke wasn't actually a joke after all and that's how the pigbrain has rationalized the resurrection story all these years. Zombie Jesus must've respawned and hatched from one the Easter Bunny's eggs.

He explained his believe system in an ancient Ask the King.

You see, Phil doesn't go to church or believe in God because he just knows what the right thing is in his gut. He's just a naturally good and honest person. The nuns at his school were judgmental and Phil just isn't like that. He doesn't believe in Heaven or Hell, he believes in just being a good man.

These are things he actually said.

 

[Nicole E. Eggert]

I'm actually kinda shocked DSP isn't a believer himself. Remember he doesn't ever mention all the charity he does because his religious upbringing taught him that you're supposed to do the charity on the down-low and never ever mention it.

Also this dude believed rasslin' was real until he was like 20 when his only friend had to explain it to him. Hell maybe the Zombie Jesus joke wasn't actually a joke after all and that's how the pigbrain has rationalized the resurrection story all these years. Zombie Jesus must've respawned and hatched from one the Easter Bunny's eggs.

Phil's intelligence is at a level where if someone told me he lost his faith in God when Hulk Hogan joined the NWO, I would believe it.

 

[grump]

He explained his believe system in an ancient Ask the King.

You see, Phil doesn't go to church or believe God because he just knows what the right thing is in his gut. He's just a naturally good and honest person. The nuns at his school were judgmental and Phil just isn't like that. He doesn't believe in Heaven or Hell, he believes in just being a good man.

These are things he actually said.

Did he really confirm he was an outright atheist? I remember him indicating a few times that he's not religious but I always thought this was one of the biggest things in which he took great pains to fence sit and never reveal a definitive position.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He explained his believe system in an ancient Ask the King.

You see, Phil doesn't go to church or believe in God because he just knows what the right thing is in his gut. He's just a naturally good and honest person. The nuns at his school were judgmental and Phil just isn't like that. He doesn't believe in Heaven or Hell, he believes in just being a good man.

These are things he actually said.

The Hulkster is disappointed in DSP.

[I just went down a helluva rabbithole looking for a Hogan Jesus. So you must too]

Spoiler

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

"jesus christ was a zombie because he came back from the dead"

is phil aware that people do this fairly often? get resuscitated from the dead or?

If you ever had CPR performed on you you're a zombie. Sorry dood.

Speaking of retarded, Phil now blaming Kat for fucking up the carrot cake that he originally said was better than last year's cake is peak Phil. It couldn't possibly have been the pizza and nachos he pigged out on that caused it.

Hey now, to be fair he shifted the blame off the big bitch by saying that the carrot cake recipe she found was wrong.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Dave's on the other hand will end with Phil.

That we know of.

he could have explained this without being condescending

No. He really could not, that is like a factory setting on Phil.

I believe in Rob's case, it was that Phil kept whining about trolls on Twitter for pity.

As I remember before Rob fucked off he was becomming more and more annoyed with Phil taking forever to start gameplay in the chat. He was clearly there to watch Phil play games ( god knows why, but hey) and not liking the begging and talk about da trolls.

How the fuck can he use the term "curated audience" and not realize how ridiculous that sounds.

Because he doesn't know what curated means?

 

[PetiteDragon43]

now blaming Kat for fucking up the carrot cake that he originally said was better than last year's cake is peak Phil.

Damn. First he got upset because she made it a little late. Now he said it didn't even taste good? Poor Katherine. Bitch can't catch a break. Injured 2 weeks in a row and now her cooking sucks.

on the other hand if the cooking is bad it's no wonder they doordash everything.

 

[LieLieFyre]

I'm actually kinda shocked DSP isn't a believer himself. Remember he doesn't ever mention all the charity he does because his religious upbringing taught him that you're supposed to do the charity on the down-low and never ever mention it.

Also this dude believed rasslin' was real until he was like 20 when his only friend had to explain it to him. Hell maybe the Zombie Jesus joke wasn't actually a joke after all and that's how the pigbrain has rationalized the resurrection story all these years. Zombie Jesus must've respawned and hatched from one the Easter Bunny's eggs.

God doesn't tip and charity doesn't pay.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil's intelligence is at a level where if someone told me he lost his faith in God when Hulk Hogan joined the NWO, I would believe it.

Phil wasn't watching wrestling then. If he was I think he honestly would have cried

 

[JimiHendrix]

alright look, i can settle all of this.


phil fully believed in God, how do I know? because phil believed wrestling is real, he only became an Atheist when Rambo told him it wasn't real. how do I tie these two statements together? easy.

case closed.

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

Do we think that conversation even took place at all? I mean, it's bizarre when you think about it - does his mom really want to be supervising some sort of plan for her gout-riddled son for the next 10 years? It would make much more sense to just say either "I'll always be your piggybank" or "This is the last time I bail you out". Not "I'll tardwrangle you for 10 years".

It's how Phil learned to tard wrangle. From the queen of tard rangling: Linda Burnelio.

 

[GoutfootHorseface]

Unconnected to Pip, please ignore or delete if it’s an unnecessary diversion.

I have an academic interest in criminal
Justice and associated issues, I listen to a lot of out of prison interviews, this guy was a drug dealer in Bridgeport CT in the 1990’s.

It’s a fascinating and somewhat uplifting look at the town in the 1990’s, may offer some insight into the causes of Pip snapping and shooting T (peace be upon him)

https://youtu.be/dgNXSNpfhp0

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Unconnected to Pip, please ignore or delete if it’s an unnecessary diversion.

I have an academic interest in criminal
Justice and associated issues, I listen to a lot of out of prison interviews, this guy was a drug dealer in Bridgeport CT in the 1990’s.

It’s a fascinating and somewhat uplifting look at the town in the 1990’s, may offer some insight into the causes of Pop snapping and shooting T (peace be upon him)

https://youtu.be/dgNXSNpfhp0

I lived in CT in the early 90's. High crime spikes in the SW part of CT makes a lot of sense in that region since the people that were doing shit in NYC had to go somewhere after NYC started to clean up.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Phil logic:

Religion is all bunk dood. Now let me take life and financial advice from this fortune cookie.

 

[Mighty Pigmask]

I was watching yesterday's prestream and some guy tipped him to tell him he was wrong about the ending of Freddy vs Jason, and how the director and Wikipedia made it clear Jason won, and the fat faggot went on a 5 minute speech about how they're actually wrong.

How fucking thin skinned has this nigger become when he can't even accept being wrong about random movie trivia from the mid 2000s. He has legitimately lost his damn mind, the retarded ass pigroach...

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil logic:

Religion is all bunk dood. Now let me take life and financial advice from this fortune cookie.

To be fair to Phail he's far from the only Enlightened Atheist™ who also believes in a bunch of pseudo-pagan or pseudo-Eastern garbage or thinks that things like healing crystals or magical healing massages where you don't even touch someone work.

I was watching yesterday's prestream and some guy tipped him to tell him he was wrong about the ending of Freddy vs Jason, and how the director and Wikipedia made it clear Jason won, and the fat faggot went on a 5 minute speech about how they're actually wrong.

How fucking thin skinned has this nigger become when he can't even accept being wrong about random movie trivia from the mid 2000s. He has legitimately lost his damn mind, the retarded ass pigroach...

Reminds me of the multiple times he for some reason got baited into talking about the Sopranos ending and he kept repeating his low IQ opinion about how "they wrote themselves into a corner" and how confusing it is and how "nobody knows what happened." Then he goes full narc rage right afterwards when one of the dents in chat points out that David Chase confirmed that Tony did in fact get whacked at the very end which is why the screen goes blank. He can just never be wrong or at fault, hell didn't he say that "the water decided to spill itself" onto his laptop like 2 days ago or some shit?

I see some peepol asking when we are finally getting to the Mental Health Arc and I'm like dude, we've been watching it for the past 3 years.