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The most impressive collection of kins / alters / genders I've ever had the pleasure of seeing, courtesy of this Tumblr user who provided a huge-ass spreadsheet for convenience:

My favorite thing about this is how not one of them is straight. Not even one.

Statistical probability be damned.
 
So whatever this is has followed me. I honestly don't want to block them just to see if I can make them chimp.

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That took a whole whopping hour oh boy. No I'm pretty sure someone who thinks they're a fucking fictional character beats that.
lol that's a bait if I've ever seen it. The second that person gets an even remotely negative anon message, it'll get replied w/ "omggggg :((( I dunno??? What I did??? To deserve this?????? Why do you hate tranz ppl????????" Or some shitty reaction image. Try harder.

Also, pretty sure I'm not the one who's pretending to be fictional characters cuz I'm boring person, and stalking forums to see if they talk about me. (Seriously how tf did she even find out w/in an hour?)
 
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That took a whole whopping hour oh boy. No I'm pretty sure someone who thinks they're a fucking fictional character beats that.

An hour, wow. Sometimes I wonder just how many people lurk these threads, half-worried, half-hoping that one day they'll show up. Maybe some will even learn to relax and laugh at themselves in the process, but I doubt it.
 
not really a 'random tumblr post' of sorts but it's related to tumblr, at the v least.
basically a mutual of mine posted a joke and got alot of track from libertarian and egalitarian circles (aka gunblr fags) and instead of caring about answering every one of these droneheaded wankers with a serious argument he just posted their descriptions and insulted them. naturally i thought it would be a great idea to mesh all of these together and sprinkle it with my own lot of oddball characters i've found over the past few months.
behold, every single political description you'll ever find on this big blue site.
a click of the mouse and papa’s in the house they pronouns Anarcho-Syndicalist/Anarcho-Commie I was Oh hey, I’m Shana J. Twenty one, anti-modern feminism, egalitarian, individualist, libertarian, carnivore. Interested in fashion, politics, French, and literature. Ask me about it. Follow me on Nerdy Conservative with a knack for debate. Catholic. The one true god. Avid gun collector. History, Religion, Alan/Alex, any pronouns Shotgun-kin. Pronouns are Shot/Shoot/Shoots.Love Norse Mythos, Video & Board Games, Knife Collector, Enjoy Writing. I mostly just reblog gun porn, Norse stuff and write/reblog anti-idiot shit. Sometimes I enjoy fucking with the feminazis, SJWs and commies but usually they’re too cowardly to debate… Dally | 15 | Ambisextrous | Donate to my patreon | Victim of internalized misogyny | Bitch, I am gorgeous (not my words) | Me ask box is open “Love seeketh not Itself to please, Nor for itself hath any care; But for another gives its ease, And builds a Heaven in Hell’s despair.” -The Clod Stuff 23. The Captain. If you need a trigger warning you probably shouldn’t follow because I don’t do them. you’ll see here; pretty pictures, MRA stuff, progressive politics, arguments, and selfies. as the title states mostly random things i find, and PORN, so if under 18 go away. like hypnosis and to draw, love for you to check some of them. PLEASE!!!! gamer, bisexual and well rounded nerd. 25, white male, here largely to “yell at the TV” and because I got frustrated at not being able to interact with the stupid things I see here. Liberal, anti-authoritarian, gamer, Psychology Grad. (I/O specifically), New Yorker. Peter(I'm a dude)/21/INFJ/Postulant for the Order of Mercy/ Seminarian/ Philadelphia/Isaiah 1:18 You do that shit, you're getting blocked. Stop fucking dogpiling people that I argue with or disagree with me or whatever. I shouldn't have to fucking tell this to you guys, I expect you to be smart enough to not do that. if you agree/support my stance on something instead of opting to harass someone, reblog the post instead that way less people are harassed and you let it be known that you agree with what I said. I play videogames Pronouns frank / franku / franks / frankself
Pinkguy Kin My name’s Athena, but most people call me Zeus. Men’s Rights Activist Republican Eclectic Pagan Milosexual Extreme Metal Head Just call me "Bri".
Mama Hen. Bisexual/Pansexual. "Dick Worshipper". Recovered anorexic. Anti-Sjw. I want to pet your dog. Anti Radical Feminist Anti SJW Anti Self Diagnosis / Conservative, Capitalist, Republican, Bisexual, Agnostic, 18, Male. Dash. but you can call me Dashie/Satsuki/Harley. INFP. They/Them. I'm an nineteen year old dfab agender weeb that writes fanfiction, watches anime, and hopes to cosplay one day. My fictionkin are: Blake Belladonna, Ruby Rose, Yang Xiao Long (RWBY), Ryuko Matoi, Satsuki Kiryuin (Kill La Kill), Quiet (Metal Gear Solid V), Nozomi Tojo, Rin Hoshizora, (Love Live! School Idol Project), Jessica Jones (Jessica Jones), Harley Quinn (Batman), Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy (MLP).
Commander in Charge of Hidden Deus Vults. #UnhingedSquad, madly in love with Bunnysunnymew. I shitpost occasionally FC: 4441-9917-8375 NNID: Caesium141 Steam ID: Porky Rosso full time gender non-conforming crossdresser, musician, I am an American Christian female of African descent who believes in the Constitution, keeping government small, low taxes, fiscal responsibility, the sanctity of human life, and the enjoyment of basic freedoms. For the life of me I will never understand when these became "white" ideals. No I am not voting for Trump. I will never vote for Trump. Don't ask me to vote for Trump. If you ask me why I'm not voting for Trump I'll probably just redirect you to 100 earlier times where I've pointed out the reasons.photographer, writer, filmmaker, YouTuber, ironic hipster and meme trash I am confused about everything and just want to sleep. Unless it’s night-time, in which case I want to frolick outside and take photos Politics. Death to tyrants and kings. Naomi | 22 | Taina | Pansexual | female | Egalitarian I hate stupidity, I am BRUTALLY honest, I am a bitch who wants equality. I do not label myself a feminist, anti-feminist, or an MRA member. I support anti-feminist against the third movement, MRA who support equality. I also post the ignorance of tumblr; racism, sexism, and idiots. I follow many fandoms. Loki is life. Heterosexual Biromantic Cis. Mexican American. Heathen Apostate. Ave Satanas. Hail the patriarchy! Eagle Scout. Unapologetic. 1 pwn n00b5 0n 7h3 d41ly instagram & twitter @ohheyitsshanaj ++Cartoons & Anime & Disney++ ++Yellow & Pink & Green++ An argumentative blog primarily, but I create and share what I find interesting, funny, or neat. Check my perspective tag. Inbox is always open if you want to talk or argue about something. ++Pro-Capitalism & Anti-Feminism++ ++Smiley Faces & Angry Birds & Yummy Food++ too left for the right and too right for the left I have many interests such as politics, video games, and movies my face Wishlist termanal-velocity Egalitarian, Intersectional Feminist, and MRA I’m always open to hearing most opinions
 
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