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apa gapa said:
Are you telling me you dont like this for 2 hours?
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I predicted this TBH
popnloch ness monster said:
I'm getting the sense Sam's ass is getting chapped by the fact Nick's streams get more money and views
which makes sense, everyone with a bit of test is competitive - his cult following is as much of a validation of his output as it is an annoyance, he wants the attention in a clutch and he wants people to fuck off when he's spent
but this has the potential that his streams will get more and more and more resentful towards the audience, and his own sabotage of his own streams with bad vibes will then feed into his head-narrative wrapping around his ego why he was found, comparatively, lacking
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I'm projecting hard, but this is what I'm getting - he'd rather his streams go to shit on principle (doing his performative Choco Willinks bullshit of insisting on time- and workmaxing as content) than to be seen giving the "lowly" streaming format an honest effort and be seen FAILING - I really really want to stress the "being seen" aspect of it, Sam wants to be in control of his output and outcomes as seen by onlookers, so the calculation becomes "being seen failing as an autistic hard-working genius insisting on a vision that the muggles don't get" or "being seen as a regular failure who couldn't hack it though they tried"
the latter is a no-go

I'm astrally projecting right now, I'm reading his mind, the pendulum in my left hand and the divining rod in my right hand are going wild, the crystals are all focused, my chakras are open and my pineal gland is decalcified - I'm seeing Sam's astral body gripped by fear of failure
this is not a diss, everybody exists somewhere on the "fear of failure" scale, and I'm not saying it's a central aspect of him as a person guiding him more than others, but that in this circumstance its particularly tangible for him, because there is a competitive aspect to it with Nick's streams

this all connects to the Puppet Sam question, too, btw
 
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raisinlove said:
Yea our mafia are promoting and gon flyer it. Shits lit joeyy poppin off 🔥 💯 Sam Hyde helped blew up shed theory, ice gang/1team and even spider gang outside of tik like cray he don’t even know
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Maybe tell Joeyy and his wigger crew to get fent instead. You deserve it.
 
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I'm sure Jesse podawful will have something to say about this...
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Muu said:
It took a screenshot it my op post but I didn't know it was broken.View attachment 5022429
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This probably has to do with him harassing Anisa. The clip were they're all gawking at her only fans was clipped, and it's basically bullying and harassment.

lurkin said:
Do people unironically ask Sam for life advice?
Nick I can understand.
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Unlike Sam, Nick actually worked and isn't unhinged; a pedophile; or a degenerate like Sam. Nick isn't some wignat either. He has a wife and children. Sam is just a fucking loser.

Schizophrenia Enjoyer said:
These are the types of questions that have horrifying implications, what kind of man would take life advice from a clearly unhinged male borderline just because he's a funny dude who jokes about beating women.
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Unfortunately yeah. A bunch of his simps are in this thread, but you get a sense for who his fanbase is with their dono's. White, angry, racist losers. Their easy to manipulate and take advantage of. The sad thing is these people need actual guidance, and Sam is just manipulating them. for money, and clout His whole 'cred maxing' routine is basically a way for him to fuck them over to benefit him. Some of his simps came to his defense in here, by saying it's about borrowing money to make money, but they fail to include the part where he encourages his fan base to not pay your debt. How the fuck does that make sense? Cred Max at an 18% (give or take intrest on credit cards) to what?
 
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Anyone have videos or other proof that form the basis for Noble Redditor's claims that:

"Apparently Nick's wife is only letting him film an hour a day and they have to wrap before 5pm so he probably won't get a lot of screen time."

and

"It hasn't been confirmed but the rumor is Nick's wife is really upset by the adult language and themes in MDE content and only agreed to let Nick be involved if Sam agreed to tone it down. That means no racism or sexism. Don't expect any "you just tripped my wife" moments in WP2. Even though Charles agreed to do some sketches for WP2 (he literally is getting an entire half of the budget in advance) he really hates Sam and refuses to be on set or work with him directly so they are filming all of his segments in a separate room and editing them in post."

and

"Joeyy, Bic and Laker... lawyered up and sued [Sam] saying his blatant racism is hurting their career prospects. One reason Laker was given the head writer position is to ensure the so-called "wiggers" are represented properly and have a chance to display their inclusive views. This was something Sam agreed to in the lawsuit settlement. Turns out Mr. Above The Law got a taste of some ice cold humble pie."

Seems oddly specific to have no sourcing info whatsoever, even on Kiwifarms. Can't believe this is the thread that finally brought me out of lurker status lol.
 
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Damn you guys are right Sam Hyde raped and beat up a 16 yr old, took photos with her all busted up and naked, then posted them online. I'm convinced.

The funniest expose I've read about Sam on this thread claimed that he would roll up his sexual partners in a carpet, cram them into the corner of his dirty room and then body slam them. There's no way you guys aren't trolling with this shit it's too retarded.
 
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speedweed said:
Damn you guys are right Sam Hyde raped and beat up a 16 yr old, took photos with her all busted up and naked, then posted them online. I'm convinced.

The funniest expose I've read about Sam on this thread claimed that he would roll up his sexual partners in a carpet, cram them into the corner of his dirty room and then body slam them. There's no way you guys aren't trolling with this shit it's too retarded.
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Sam haters are literally retarded. There has never been one single example otherwise.
 
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lurkin said:
Do people unironically ask Sam for life advice?
Nick I can understand.
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I just assume people asked because he'd say insane shit normally. This is the first time I think he said something that can be considered useful and not just comedic.
 
kiwiburgerplanet said:
White, angry, racist losers. Their easy to manipulate and take advantage of. The sad thing is these people need actual guidance, and Sam is just manipulating them. for money, and clout His whole 'cred maxing' routine is basically a way for him to fuck them over to benefit him. Some of his simps came to his defense in here, by saying it's about borrowing money to make money, but they fail to include the part where he encourages his fan base to not pay your debt.
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White ✅
Angry ✅
Racist ✅
Loser ❌

I wrote a pretty good response to the debt maxing and handling debt that you conveniently ignored because you're a moron. I'm not defending Sam. I'm defending his ideology because I agree with it. He isn't bringing unique takes. The stuff he's saying has been said thousands of times over centuries, all over the entire world. This new clip where he gives advice about not sleeping around isn't even the first time he's said that stuff. He's said it at least a dozen times already. I don't know what brings someone to a spot in life where they'll casually donate hundreds of dollars to get one sentence of advice from an internet content creator, but that's the modern internet experience I guess. It really doesn't matter. He is spitting straight facts and always has been and if you'd take your face out of idubbz scrotum for thirty seconds and actually read Sam's stuff you would see that.

The stuff he talks about is practical solutions when living in and dealing with a collapsing, feminized, anti-white, and evil system that is against my very existence. It's not some larp about tradlife fantasy like retards think it is.
 
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kiwiburgerplanet said:
This probably has to do with him harassing Anisa. The clip were they're all gawking at her only fans was clipped, and it's basically bullying and harassment.



Unlike Sam, Nick actually worked and isn't unhinged; a pedophile; or a degenerate like Sam. Nick isn't some wignat either. He has a wife and children. Sam is just a fucking loser.



Unfortunately yeah. A bunch of his simps are in this thread, but you get a sense for who his fanbase is with their dono's. White, angry, racist losers. Their easy to manipulate and take advantage of. The sad thing is these people need actual guidance, and Sam is just manipulating them. for money, and clout His whole 'cred maxing' routine is basically a way for him to fuck them over to benefit him. Some of his simps came to his defense in here, by saying it's about borrowing money to make money, but they fail to include the part where he encourages his fan base to not pay your debt. How the fuck does that make sense? Cred Max at an 18% (give or take intrest on credit cards) to what?
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You're a fag.
 
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speedweed said:
Damn you guys are right Sam Hyde raped and beat up a 16 yr old, took photos with her all busted up and naked, then posted them online. I'm convinced.

The funniest expose I've read about Sam on this thread claimed that he would roll up his sexual partners in a carpet, cram them into the corner of his dirty room and then body slam them. There's no way you guys aren't trolling with this shit it's too retarded.
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Nigga Sam would put a 16 year old in a bag with an eagle, a dog and a monkey and drop her in the river. Shits cold fr
 
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anonkiwidrone said:
Anyone have videos or other proof that form the basis for Noble Redditor's claims that:

"Apparently Nick's wife is only letting him film an hour a day and they have to wrap before 5pm so he probably won't get a lot of screen time."

and

"It hasn't been confirmed but the rumor is Nick's wife is really upset by the adult language and themes in MDE content and only agreed to let Nick be involved if Sam agreed to tone it down. That means no racism or sexism. Don't expect any "you just tripped my wife" moments in WP2. Even though Charles agreed to do some sketches for WP2 (he literally is getting an entire half of the budget in advance) he really hates Sam and refuses to be on set or work with him directly so they are filming all of his segments in a separate room and editing them in post."

and

"Joeyy, Bic and Laker... lawyered up and sued [Sam] saying his blatant racism is hurting their career prospects. One reason Laker was given the head writer position is to ensure the so-called "wiggers" are represented properly and have a chance to display their inclusive views. This was something Sam agreed to in the lawsuit settlement. Turns out Mr. Above The Law got a taste of some ice cold humble pie."

Seems oddly specific to have no sourcing info whatsoever, even on Kiwifarms. Can't believe this is the thread that finally brought me out of lurker status lol.
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I had too much easter candy and made the whole thing up because Sam Hyde haters are dumb and will believe anything. WP2 is going to be goated and based. There have been some photos posted of set designs on IG and it looks really awesome and more elaborate than original WP. There are a lot of guests confirmed too.

It's actually absurd anyone believed me, considering Nick live streams twice a week until midnight, cussing and screaming about sucking off dogs during Thanksgiving dinner. He and Sam have shared many of the sketch ideas on stream already and we get a good inside look at how the project is progressing
 
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