Careercow Taylor Lorenz - Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout

[Roland TB-303]

She's not a commie. She's an attention whore. Acting like a commie gets her the most ass pats from the people she wants ass pats from. Under different circumstances, she could have adopted any ideology.

She’s like that chick who keeps getting different boyfriends and adopting all of their hobbies because she has no personality of her own. If he’s into hiking, suddenly she loves hiking. If he likes Football, you better believe she loves Football. If Tay-Tay wasn’t so repulsive and could actually get a boyfriend she would do the same thing.

 

[Dean Pentel]

She’s like that chick who keeps getting different boyfriends and adopting all of their hobbies because she has no personality of her own. If he’s into hiking, suddenly she loves hiking. If he likes Football, you better believe she loves Football. If Tay-Tay wasn’t so repulsive and could actually get a boyfriend she would do the same thing.

Have faith there are guys out there with jowly, insufferable cunt fetishes. Love will find you soon, Tay-Tay! Well, not love, but at least someone who pretends you're not fucking painful to be around so they can use you as a living fucktoy.

I'm sure you'll tell the world all about it once it happens.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

She's just so fugly. Her picture is making Rand Paul look better. That's a fucking accomplishment.

I think Rand Paul's kind of cute sometimes with his curls and his dumb face, he looks like he's trolling being an imp, I could never say that about Taylor. I'd never have sex with either of them but if I had to choose there's only one option here.

Taylor Lorenz is not Rand Paul and I would not have sex with her.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Rand Paul is ok.

Taylor, otoh, while not particularly ugly, looks psychotic in every picture.



His timid smile looks way, way more honest than Taylor's big smirk. He portrays exactly what he's meant to represent: an official portrait that he needs to take and he just tries to look serious. Look at his eyes, they portray the same as his mouth and face.

Now Taylor? Everything about this bitch is fake. She wants this picture to be taken, she wants to be seen as happy and successful and to look like she's having a good time.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Have faith there are guys out there with jowly, insufferable cunt fetishes. Love will find you soon, Tay-Tay! Well, not love, but at least someone who pretends you're not fucking painful to be around so they can use you as a living fucktoy.

I'm sure you'll tell the world all about it once it happens.

She had a forever fiancee that we haven't heard about in a while. My theory on this is that they broke up when she moved to LA a while back, which coincided with the onset of her incredibly boring, seemingly endless long Covid/cryptically immunocompromised arc aka Munchie Lorenz. Her next boyfriend will probably be one of those insane munchie carer men who just smile and nod and enable as their partner plays pretend with vague, yet ever-mounting, health problems.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

She had a forever fiancee that we haven't heard about in a while. My theory on this is that they broke up when she moved to LA a while back, which coincided with the onset of her incredibly boring, seemingly endless long Covid/cryptically immunocompromised arc aka Munchie Lorenz. Her next boyfriend will probably be one of those insane munchie carer men who just smile and nod and enable as their partner plays pretend with vague, yet ever-mounting, health problems.

That or he refused to have sex while wearing a mask. A full body hazmat suit was too much to ask but he could have at least done that for her if he loved her.

 

[Spunt]

That or he refused to have sex while wearing a mask. A full body hazmat suit was too much to ask but he could have at least done that for her if he loved her.

To be fair I would insist on a hazmat suit if I were in the same room as a naked Taylor Lorenz.

And a cattle prod.

 

[AnOminous]

Now Taylor? Everything about this bitch is fake. She wants this picture to be taken, she wants to be seen as happy and successful and to look like she's having a good time.

"some people wear their smile like a disguise those people who smile a lot watch the eyes" ani di franco

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

Taylor, otoh, while not particularly ugly, looks psychotic in every picture.

I have a thing about people who smile showing their teeth.

I inherently dislike them and assume they are dishonest.

Letting your lip part a bit so I can just barely see white? Okay, sure, that's fine. But if your entire smile is well into LOOK AT MY EXPENSIVE PIANO KEYBOARD territory? Nuh-uh. You're a snake. If I don't already know you're a snake, I just have to figure out how you're a snake, because I know you are.

If you've gone so far beyond that that you're showing your gums, too? You're probably actually outright evil. Like, you curdle milk when you get close to it levels of evil.

 

[Trianon]

This will be a fun book tour!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I see Taytay has taken the news of the state of emergency ending well.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

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This will be a fun book tour!

She’s out of the hugbox to do book promo. I hope she pisses off an anime account and has to go right back into Twitter lockdown.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Wow, the moron unblocked me
At least I can make fun of her on twatter again

 

[Oerlikon]

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This will be a fun book tour!

Jersh should review it like he did with the euroean handbook of memes

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Holy shit she really is still going on about Covid. Also lmao pretty sure those "sympthoms" are mostly coming from the Safe and Effective Vaccines and Boosters Taylor.

I wonder how many pearls of wisdom and nuggets of milk the book will have.

 

[Easy lasagna recipes]

An autobiography of her cyber bullying for being an insufferable and useless journoscum

 

[NoReturn]

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This will be a fun book tour!

Dumb bitch doesn't know the first thing about internet culture.

 

[Akashic Retard]

nuggets of milk

curds

 

[AnOminous]

If you've gone so far beyond that that you're showing your gums, too? You're probably actually outright evil. Like, you curdle milk when you get close to it levels of evil.

Exception to the rule:

And don't even think of talking shit about Iggy Pop.

 

[AskeDead]

which brave and daring kiwis will read her book and report back here about it