Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[Asmobaby]

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Source: https://nypost.com/2023/04/11/howard-stern-dumbfounded-over-kid-rocks-bud-light-protest/

I'm "dumbfounded" that this misogynistic shitlord would have a take like this. But then again, I'm not surprised. Of course men - especially rich men - aren't "affected" by trannies. They are the least afffected.

Wait, wait, wait. That's fucking it. It's true to his misogynistic roots to support an ideological movement that puts true and honest women back in their places isn't it? And it's no skin off of his back. He won't suffer any consequences he'll only get Woke points and praise from his other Cultural Elites.

I guaran-fucking-tee this, however. If he's the "family man" Private Parts and his grift of the past 20 years or so would tell us, I bet he'd go full-on TERF if one of his daughters ever had to encounter a tranny creep in a changing room or lose a promotion, medal, or honor because of one. Guys like Stern who never have to worry about this shit will inevitably turn once it directly affects a loved one of theirs. And that is fucking tragic that it would take it getting actually "personal" for someone like him to care.

 

[Cotton]

I will add that Alissa Heinerscheid is really ugly, but has that glimmer of wealth and privilege. I for one do not understand how anyone who speaks with her cadence (high riding terminal) could be hired to do anything of importance. Such is the world we find ourselves in.

That braying donkey reminds me of Taylor Lorenz: an obnoxious, entitled bully with enough money/connections to shield her from consequences and validate her feelings of superiority over others. She has a tense, dissatisfied manner which radiates condescension and meanness. Gross.

Her buzzword babble was hilarious though-- yammering on about how to evolve and elevate Bud Lite while calling it "iconic" and thinking inclusivity is the solution. I can see her midwit mind at work: a fun, silly gay best friend transwoman whose entertaining antics reveal deeper message of INCLUSIVITY and shatter stereotypes. Isn't Bud Lite cool, edgy, and virtuous for choosing Dylan as spokestroon? Wow I really want to show my support; I'll go buy a case-- hey maybe we can start doing Bud Lite dances on TikTok!

Dylan, by being his usual threatening, abrasive, insulting, and unfunny self, blew it all apart. Now we're talking about how much corporations hate us and Dylan's troon boon which has resulted in lucrative sponsorships, fawning media, and a trip to the White House to interview the president-- all in his very first year of trannyhood. Thanks for furthering the conversation, Alissa!

They’re both creeps, so which is going to be the one to drag the other down by association? I can’t help feeling that Dylan is the one making the biggest mistake.

Dylan said he wanted to work on trans rights activism when he made that goofy collage for his goals in 2023. If this is how he is going about it then we're in for a good time

 

[FarmVille]

When did Kid Rock become sad old Man Rock?

Are you implying there was a time when kid rock wasn’t sad old man rock?

I mean Dylan is legitimately a woman as much as kid rock is «straight out the trailer”

I hate Howard stern, but nothing about kid rock has ever been sincere, including his burning hatred of [insert current culture war topic], so I get what he’s saying.

 

[FinnSven]

Are you implying there was a time when kid rock wasn’t sad old man rock?

I mean Dylan is legitimately a woman as much as kid rock is «straight out the trailer”

He reminds me of J-Rock from the trailer park boys.

In the earlier seasons he looked like a typical trailer park/white trash wannabe wigger youth.

When they came back from hiatus, he looked like a very sad middle aged man who hasn’t noticed he is no longer a teenager.

 

[Skookum Jim]

I can't be the only one who upon first witnessing the True Man of Genius, was taken aback by what appeared to be Andrew Garfield in drag, then came to the horrifying realization that he had to get surgery to look that way. Imagine paying all that money for facial "feminization" surgery, only for someone to still assume you're a man and immediately start drawing comparisons.

 

[scathefire]

I can't be the only one who upon first witnessing the True Man of Genius, was taken aback by what appeared to be Andrew Garfield in drag, then came to the horrifying realization that he had to get surgery to look that way. Imagine paying all that money for facial "feminization" surgery, only for someone to still assume you're a man and immediately start drawing comparisons.

Yeah FFS never seems to have a convincing end result, at most you'll just look more androgynous. With Dyldo I don't even know what the differences are between then and now, that's how ineffective it was. Trans surgeries in general range from pointless to barbaric.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Yeah FFS never seems to have a convincing end result, at most you'll just look more androgynous. With Dyldo I don't even know what the differences are between then and now, that's how ineffective it was. Trans surgeries in general range from pointless to barbaric.

You have to have a more androgynous face before to get decent results. From what I understand, the only good doctor is the one in San Fransisco. Dechamps Braly. He was trained by the doctor that lived in Mrs. Doubtfire's house. The house was burned down by a tranny because Doctor Ousterhout took their money and left them mangled.

 

[Asmobaby]

He was trained by the doctor that lived in Mrs. Doubtfire's house. The house was burned down by a tranny because Doctor Ousterhout took their money and left them mangled.

Wait, for fucking real? That was my favorite movie as a kid. I even visited that house back in 2006 to get a picture in front of it, I was such a stupid fan of that flick. Breaks my heart if that's true.

Stupid trannies ruining everything, as usual.

 

[JT Marlin]

 

[afternoon_tea]

From what I understand, the only good doctor is the one in San Fransisco. Dechamps Braly. He was trained by the doctor that lived in Mrs. Doubtfire's house. The house was burned down by a tranny because Doctor Ousterhout took

Ousterhoutt and Deschamps-Braly are overrated in my opinion. They give everyone the same Who from Whoville face. They just end up looking like dudes who got elfification surgery.

I think they're just a meme like Suporn was for stinkditches. You see some flattering pictures of 3 or 4 of their patients and people think they all come out as good, but I think those good results just got lucky that the only face they know how to do worked with their natural features.

I have a personal lolcow who went to Deschamps-Braly and he looks ok with highly curated photos, but if you see candids...woof, just a chinless dude with a too-pointy nose.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Ousterhoutt and Deschamps-Braly are overrated in my opinion. They give everyone the same Who from Whoville face. They just end up looking like dudes who got elfification surgery.

I think they're just a meme like Suporn was for stinkditches. You see some flattering pictures of 3 or 4 of their patients and people think they all come out as good, but I think those good results just got lucky that the only face they know how to do worked with their natural features.

I have a personal lolcow who went to Deschamps-Braly and he looks ok with highly curated photos, but if you see candids...woof, just a chinless dude with a too-pointy nose.

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[OttoWest]

Does the name Julia Alison mean something to female Kiwis?

Julia Alison was one of those early 2000s It-Girl columnists who flocked to NYC thinking they were going to be a real-like Carrie Bradshaw. Old school Gawker mocked her mercilessly.

 

[Nagatoro]

Why does he keep getting sponsored, do companies not like money anymore

 

[Franz Joseph]

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Dude looks like Ben Shapiro in drag.

 

[eggnog fan #83]

I still just can't wrap my head around all of these sponsorship deals. They're all way too on the nose, and clearly an exploitative cash grab for everyone involved. Yet, because they're inclusive, they're unabashedly celebrated. I just don't understand it, beyond the obvious (corporations gonna corporate.)

A Bud Light deal for someone whose claim to fame seems to be trooning out on TikTok, the flavor-of-the-year social media app for tweens, who really shouldn't be having beer endorsements and gender reassignment slung at them.

An Olay deal for a "woman" who has a face covered with ingrown beard hairs and blackheads. (Edit: to be fair, I suppose covering that shit up is the whole point of Olay products.)

A Nike deal to put sports bras on unathletic guys with absolutely no tits.

I can't even imagine how much more nonsensical the future brand deals could get. Maybe a company that makes power tools? It's a humorous distraction from life I guess, and everyone's getting paid, so win-win?

 

[anti SJW]

I can't even imagine how much more nonsensical the future brand deals could get. Maybe a company that makes power tools? It's a humorous distraction from life I guess, and everyone's getting paid, so win-win?

Dylan Mulvaney official Fleshlight. "It's a fake pussy, just like Him."

 

[GettrGriftr]

Why does he keep getting sponsored, do companies not like money anymore

They absolutely need their Blackrock- and Vanguard-imposed ESG scores more. Without a sufficiently high ESG score, maybe Blackrock or Vanguard pull their massive investments. If that happens, wheee, stock price go down.

 

[the last eunuchorn]

I’m putting money on Mattel sending Dylan an exclusive Ken Barbie doll. The new movie is coming out, and that one can of beer has had everyone talking about Bud light.

 

[William Tyndale]

Not sure if this has been noted yet but the woman who cooked up this marketing disaster, Alissa Gordon Heinersheid, has deleted her linked in profile. I’d post something but there’s nothing to post. It’s gone.

 

[GettrGriftr]

Not sure if this has been noted yet but the woman who cooked up this marketing disaster, Alissa Gordon Heinersheid, has deleted her linked in profile. I’d post something but there’s nothing to post. It’s gone.

Now, if only she'd delete her job and her total way of thinking