Katja Grace's Dating Resume - WANT MAN

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There currently isn't any discussion on this right now but this is too small-time to warrant an entire exposé on Katja Grace, so I figured a simple Lolcow General thread on the fallout of this mini-drama would work. To keep it short and simple, Katja Grace is a woman who froze her eggs to focus on her career of professional blogging about pointless topics. Now at the age of 36, she decided to post a literal dating resume for any potential partners.

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To save you the precious calories you would expend clicking two links and also your right to privacy, here's the entire resume as included in the Google document she shared along with an archive link of it (which is safe to open).


To summarize:
  • According to male commenters, her appearance is a weak 4/10 at best.
  • She doesn't include any expectations for any prospective partner.
  • Despite being a professional blogger, her writing skills in this resume don't leave the best impression.
  • Comes out of the box with mental health problems.
  • Her only skill is typing words onto a computer.
  • She included a graph gauging her own ability to predict unknown events (???).
  • Her partner will enjoy sharing fun activities such as using her like a living fleshlight and otherwise just being in the same vicinity as her while she occasionally says something.
  • Is bisexual and polyamorous, and although she says she is willing to act monogamous, one of her interests includes seeing other people during an active relationship.
  • Wants kids using her frozen eggs.
  • Any long-term relationship amounts to adopting her to fund her expensive habits in exchange for an openly unfaithful partner.
Make your expected "sounds like most women these days" comments as necessary.

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A few early reactions were...supportive.

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Yet, needless to say, the general reactions later were not particularly positive. In fact, many of the responses are pretty hilarious and point out that this reads like a robot attempting to emulate human emotion. The main reason for posting this thread is to catalogue the various comments that I thought were funny.

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I can't say if this will develop into something more, but it's an amusing distraction of nothing else. However, the early signs of some whiteknighting at least alludes to future drama if this continues getting as much attention as it currently is getting.

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The line about her enjoying riding electric bikes amuses me. Where I'm at, lots of the people riding electric bikes are fatties who are too weak to pedal a normal bike up to 15 mph and keep it there.
 
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"I am an autistic narcissist that has never developed a theory of mind. Prepare for me to refuse to understand anything about you and then blame your limited worldview if it bothers you."
legend :story:
 
What an absolute hilarious shitfest!

But to bring disappointment to no one, I, as a humble man, will address her dating resume (or at least what @0 2 summarized).
To summarize:
  • According to male commenters, her appearance is a weak 4/10 at best.
  • Comes out of the box with mental health problems.
  • Her only skill is typing words onto a computer.
  • Includes a graph gauging her own ability to predict unknown events (???).
  • Her partner will enjoy sharing fun activities such as using her like a living fleshlight and otherwise just being in the same room as her while she occasionally says something of little insight.
  • Is bisexual and polyamorous, and although she says she is willing to act monogamous, one of her interests includes seeing other people during an active relationship.
  • Any long-term relationship is basically adopting her to fund her expensive habits in exchange for an openly unfaithful partner.
I'd be more generous and give her a 5.5/10. I have too many problems many of them mental but any one of those are a chick who is mental. She has one of my skills. Hope her predictions are accurate, I have an evil agenda to fulfill. Even recognizing myself as a cheeky wanker sometimes, I'd still not treat my girlfriend like that. No. Hard no.

I'd date her if she was the last option, but I've read this from her words.
Moloch in whom I sit alone
What!? Moloch‽ I hate GOD DAMN MOLOCH! I'm not a fan of Moloch and if I see Moloch around I'll KILL HIM RIGHT AWAY!

TOTAL MOLOCHIAN DEATH

I'll never date her in my life, also she probably not good when fat.
 
I wish her luck in finding her girlfriend-free boy from the ground up. Maybe she should try printing out her attraction sign dating resume and bring it with her to Fashion Square Mall.
 
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The last one in this screencap has me agitated.

There’s no such thing as “the inexpressible,” there’s only insufficient skill in articulation.

This is lefty brain-rot shit and a massive cope covering all the stuff people like this swallow without attempting to quantify, qualify or basically understand what the fuck they’re talking about. It’s a self-induced, literal mental illness.
 
I can feel the autism and puzzle pieces radiating from the screen just by looking at the document. As if just by being exposed to it, the puzzle pieces are traveling directly through my skull and into my brain :story:
 
I truly feel pity for those women that swallowed the lie that they could "have it all", have a career then start having children when they're 40.
They're going to be very miserable women and it's not pretty to witness.

There’s no such thing as “the inexpressible,” there’s only insufficient skill in articulation.
You haven't done enough drugs my man, one metric of effect for tryptamine-assisted therapy is "ineffability".
But I don't think this is what this lady was talking about.
 
I truly feel pity for those women that swallowed the lie that they could "have it all", have a career then start having children when they're 40.
Perhaps I'm being too negative when I say this, but even in a perfect world where having children when she's 40 was in its ideal state, what is her career? She participated in one research paper and writes blogs about Minecraft. Her real resume would look even more bare than this thing.
 
She looks horrible in those pics that she selected for herself, but in this video posted 3 weeks ago she looks like Keffals. This is going to be hilarious.

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