Animal Breeding Horror Show - Featuring trendy bulldogs, exotic bullies and the dog cum cartel

[Waffle Stompin' Waffen]

Bookmarking this as an example of how to write a solid OP. Sadly these horrors were within my comprehension from spending an abundance of time around nigs but it was still a good read.

As for the poll:
Yes, I'd milk the mutant dogs. Slide me over some Bag Balm, because that's the only way I'm making $120K

 

[Rhodian]

Nothing aggravates me more than those live feeding channels. As someone who keeps snakes, it just makes my goddamn blood boil. It's a risk to the snake, it costs significantly more than buying Frozen pre-killed, and if your snake decides it's not hungry today, you now have another animal that you have to deal with until your snake decides it's hungry. My stupid hungry bastard of a milk snake (I love the lad but he ain't the sharpest crayon in the drawer, despite being the prettiest) will still decide not to eat about one in every 4 to 5 times, because he's a fucking snake.

Now this isn't to say that I think that live feeding is wrong 100% of the time, as some wild-caught specimens have a hard time acclimating to pre-killed prey (wild caught imported reptiles deserve their own post) But it is imperative that you as a keeper try to get them onto pre-killed prey as soon as possible. The vast majority of snakes I see at my local reptile rescue (mainly ball pythons) have all kinds of scars from nitwit owners that this that just think "oh let me just go to Petco and feed it this mouse" and then proceed to drop a live animal in the enclosure and just walk away.

Don't even get me started on people that insist on feeding a monoculture diet, use those god-awful stupid fucking retarded useless red bulbs, rackfags, or people who say that a 20 gallon is totally fine for an adult ball python. Those people belong in a gas chamber.

Honestly a reptile community thread could be very productive; given how many insane people are involved with it. You have the live feeding internet channels, the rackfags like Mccurley and Barczyk, and their shills. You've got the Spider and Enigma breeders and you also have the consistently horrifying animal hoarders who decide to keep Iguana's and Savannah Monitors in 40 gallon aquariums.

 

[Grundlejungle]

Honestly a reptile community thread could be very productive; given how many insane people are involved with it. You have the live feeding internet channels, the rackfags like Mccurley and Barczyk, and their shills. You've got the Spider and Enigma breeders and you also have the consistently horrifying animal hoarders who decide to keep Iguana's and Savannah Monitors in 40 gallon aquariums.

Animal hoarders are the fucking worst. Reptile enclosures are so goddamn cheap in the long run. its normally a 1 time purchase (Unless you are a dumbass)
One of my lizards (I wont say the exact species, as its a fairly unusual one, and I don't want to get doxed), is normally suggested for having a 40gal for one, and a 60 gal for 2. I got my lad an 80gal, with a front opening. It was $250 AFTER tax/shipping (cheaper than the lizard, that's for sure). if I get him a mate, I plan on making a custom 120gal.
keeping an iguana/savanna/tegu in a 20gal is the equivalent of Mike Tyson trying to live in a bathroom stall .

The ball python breeding has total gotten out of control. Fucking everyone and their grandma (I literally found an aquantences grandma selling BPs) tries to breed them, leading to a glut of boring, bad, and genetically garbage snakes.
Currently on morphmarket (one of the biggest online reptile markets), there are 44,869 ball pythons for sale. that is more than Triple of all the other categories of snakes available on the site combined .

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Fucked up dog at the local animal shelter. They described her as "6 year old Remi’s personality is as silly as the shape of her little body."

It just makes me sad. She probably can't do any normal dog stuff because someone decided it would be fun to breed pitbulls to look like this.

 

[David Glowie]

Poor little inbred thing.

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

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Fucked up dog at the local animal shelter. They described her as "6 year old Remi’s personality is as silly as the shape of her little body."

It just makes me sad. She probably can't do any normal dog stuff because someone decided it would be fun to breed pitbulls to look like this.

Pittbulls don’t need to be bred, period. Literally the best thing for the ‘breed’ would be BSL banning the dogs from ownership and forced sterilization of existing dogs.

 

[Spiny Rumples]

Pittbulls don’t need to be bred, period. Literally the best thing for the ‘breed’ would be BSL banning the dogs from ownership and forced sterilization of existing dogs.

What are the odds that the people breeding these dogs will just start again with other kinds of dogs?

 

[Slap47]

Toads be gettin stolen and shiet. Hide yo toads.

 

[Crex Crex]

Toads be gettin stolen and shiet. Hide yo toads.

AW SHIET DA PYRAMID SKEEM BE COLLAPSING

 

[Trombonista]

Toads be gettin stolen and shiet. Hide yo toads.

PETA might actually be justified in stealing these toads and euthanizing them.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

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These are all supposed to be the same breed.

Not to be nit picky but those are separate breeds and variations of AmBully, there is Ambullies, couple of frenchies, olde English Bulldogs and an English Bulldog (center bottom row).

Came across this monstrosity on IG today, this is apparently a foundation of the “big rope movement” from China. A lot of the weird shit is coming from there.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Pittbulls don’t need to be bred, period. Literally the best thing for the ‘breed’ would be BSL banning the dogs from ownership and forced sterilization of existing dogs.

Pitbulls are hunting dogs they were bred specifically for hunting wild pigs which are extremely dangerous and also bears so take this extremely dangerous dog that can rip the throat out of twice the body weight
Don't know how to train dogs to begin with it's not that you can't be mold to death by a golden retriever it's that they're not hunting dogs
So it's much harder for them to kill you.
Same reason that the vast majority of people shouldn't own Pitbulls is the same reason most people shouldn't own Burmese mountain dogs they're extremely hard to train and if you don't know what you're doing you're going to end up with an aggressive killing machine that can kill a human very easily.

To some people who are dog breeders who were literally sell dogs to anybody instead of telling certain people they have no business owning pit bulls or other hunting dogs to f*** off

 

[fishercat]

Pitbulls are hunting dogs they were bred specifically for hunting wild pigs which are extremely dangerous and also bears so take this extremely dangerous dog that can rip the throat out of twice the body weight
Don't know how to train dogs to begin with it's not that you can't be mold to death by a golden retriever it's that they're not hunting dogs
So it's much harder for them to kill you.
Same reason that the vast majority of people shouldn't own Pitbulls is the same reason most people shouldn't own Burmese mountain dogs they're extremely hard to train and if you don't know what you're doing you're going to end up with an aggressive killing machine that can kill a human very easily.

To some people who are dog breeders who were literally sell dogs to anybody instead of telling certain people they have no business owning pit bulls or other hunting dogs to f*** off

Any dog can bite. Any dog can be poorly raised and develop terrible behavior. (Also goldens, like all retrievers, are hunting dogs. They were bred to hunt and retrieve birds.)

The big difference is sort of like you said. Pitbulls are pretty much hardwired to be more aggressive, but that also has to do with them being bred to fight. I don't think it's impossible to train that kind of behavior out of one, but you'd have to start when it's really young.

Personal anecdote but I have a stupid uncle who owns a pitbull. She's sweet with people but really violent towards other dogs. Could've been trained out of her but he didn't care, and now it's too late.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

Pitbulls are hunting dogs they were bred specifically for hunting wild pigs which are extremely dangerous and also bears so take this extremely dangerous dog that can rip the throat out of twice the body weight

No. They were bred be blood sport dogs (bullfighting first, then dog fighting) that found use in hunting wild pigs much later.

 

[omori]

I don't think it's impossible to train that kind of behavior out of one, but you'd have to start when it's really young.

Im afraid to say this isnt the case.

Pups of other breeds have the sense of mind to stop rough housing the moment a playmate expresses pain. This isnt even remotely innocent puppy roughhousing.

Edit: This cant even be said to be trained behavior either. These pups barely look old enough to start being house trained.

 

[Equal Rights for Androids]

Im afraid to say this isnt the case.

Pups of other breeds have the sense of mind to stop rough housing the moment a playmate expresses pain. This isnt even remotely innocent puppy roughhousing.

Edit: This cant even be said to be trained behavior either. These pups barely look old enough to start being house trained.

All of these puppies need to be euthanized. That is not appropriate nor tolerable behavior. It's not being cruel, either; other breeds are culled for showing aggression, especially Great Danes, where an aggressive Dane at their full size can be lethal.

 

[fishercat]

Im afraid to say this isnt the case.

Pups of other breeds have the sense of mind to stop rough housing the moment a playmate expresses pain. This isnt even remotely innocent puppy roughhousing.

Edit: This cant even be said to be trained behavior either. These pups barely look old enough to start being house trained.

Yeah, there's no salvaging that. Best you could do (without euthanasia) would be keeping them separated from other dogs their entire lives.

Weird how comments are turned off on that video.

 

[omori]

Yeah, there's no salvaging that. Best you could do (without euthanasia) would be keeping them separated from other dogs their entire lives.

Weird how comments are turned off on that video.

Its far crueler to let these guys live. They’ve got nothing ahead of them except to be ripped apart in a ring or overbred to death if they belong to a fighting ring.

If they’re being bred by a byb it’s a lifetime of being chained up in a dog run, being bounced from owner to owner or being cooped up in a shelter cage. No dog regardless of its temperament deserves that.

I’m pretty sure comments were turned off because pit mommies couldn’t handle proof that no, it’s not how you raise them. Sometimes these dogs come out of the womb ready to go.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Yeah, there's no salvaging that. Best you could do (without euthanasia) would be keeping them separated from other dogs their entire lives.

Weird how comments are turned off on that video.

Other pitbull puppy fight videos have the comments on.

 

[TheGuntinator]

EVERYTHING MOVES PERFECTLY, I SAID IT SO ITS TRUE

textbook dysplasia, look at the jut in those legs

"My dog will not spontaneously die for no reason GUARANTEED" Is there anything more suspicious than a salesman specifically mentioning an issue you won't have with the product after you buy it? Like when a restaurant advertises their cleaning standards, you'd think it went without saying, but now that it's said you have to wonder why they're focusing on it.

Its all awful but the shit I hate most is how dog owners will cut off their dog's ears or tail because they think its necessary for a breed or makes the dog look cuter since its not exclusive to just bullies. That's mutilation you sadists.

You are not a real dog. You have no ears, you have no tail, you are an innocent creature twisted by inbreeding and surgery into a grotesque mockery of nature's perfection.

All the “popularity” you get is retarded and disingenous. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are incapable of loving you, your “friends” bark at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Dogs are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed dogs to sniff out genetic dead ends with incredible efficiency. Even frogs who “survive” look uncanny and unnatural to a dog. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get an owner who loves you he’ll turn tail and opt for euthanasia the second he gets a whiff of your hospital bills.

You will never be happy. You desperately gasp for breath every morning to go for your walk, but deep inside you feel the weight of your own bones, creeping up as you mature, ready to crush your legs under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll gasp for breath, bark for help, and see the world go dark. Your owners will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable hospital bills and your special needs. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your genetic history, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an retarded incest baby is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably fucked beyond recognition.

This is your fate. This is what was done to you. There is no going back.