Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[Mayor Cody Travers]

Not sure if this has been noted yet but the woman who cooked up this marketing disaster, Alissa Gordon Heinersheid, has deleted her linked in profile. I’d post something but there’s nothing to post. It’s gone.

This jells with what I posted earlier, and it’s now clear for anyone paying attention that Bud Light’s execs are behind-the-scenes-panicking over what a dumb move this was.

I’m calling it that we’re seeing normies clearly getting tired of woke crap between this and other stuff like - off the top of my head - Disney’s latest animated diversity junk losing to better films like Mario at the box office… the kicker is, the powers that be are gonna keep pushing it. So unfortunately, even when individual incidents like Dylan and Disney can get punished by the power of voting with your wallet, and solo scapegoats’ heads can roll… the elites and corpos will keep on trucking on this, overall, till they can’t or a new fad crops up. Sadly that may be a while….

 

[Croppered]

the powers that be are gonna keep pushing it.

Corpos can never stop scaling. Eventually they scaled to the point where in order to keep scaling, they need to rely on investment. Not taking investment means they stop scaling. Which they can't do, or else their investors will revolt. And since the money is controlled by politics, politics control these companies.

It's not hard, but mostly hilarious. If someone is a closeted Trumper, they can vote red in the voting booth, yet lie to your family to keep their cover. With movies and beer and other shit, there's enough plausible deniability where you can just make up some bullshit as to why you drink other beer (unless you're such a big consoomer that everyone knows you as "The Bud Lite Guy") or don't see a movie. Unless you're manipulated by people you think you can trust to say what you really think — opening yourself up to social consequences as a result — you're safe.

Until they remove all plausible deniability and literally say "if you don't spend money on this thing like we want you to, you're a bigot", they lose. And will continue to lose money as their investors lose money. Unless they somehow trick the government into saying that a portion of tax revenue goes to companies with ESG scores high enough, they'll continue to lose. I stopped buying Adidas because of their woke bullshit; there's no way that anyone who knows me can prove it.

 

[Cotton]

They just end up looking like dudes who got elfification surgery.

An Olay deal for a "woman" who has a face covered with ingrown beard hairs and blackheads.

This one has people talking. It is totally unthinkable that a woman would be get a deal with a major mass market skin care brand while being prematurely aged and having a painful, itchy looking skin condition. As usual, Dylan is being given yet another toon boon from the powerful people who hate us. The egregious favoritism and blatant misogyny here is getting attention. Are you ready for your close up Dylan?

 

[Raven Rainbow]

the weirdest part about Dylan is how they're keeping the name Dylan

 

[LimeRikki]

the weirdest part about Dylan is how they're keeping the name Dylan

I've seen Dylan used as a female name before, only once though.

ETA: the weather lady

 

[Idi Amin II]

Dylan is really funny. i just looked this up apparently she just started transitioning really. that kinda makes sense since she is still a twinkhon. give her 5 years +ffs and she will be nice to look at.
anyone whos like 10+ years hrt just looks like a girl if they transitioned before 25. I only think she is so popoular because you people keep talking about her. companys are like "whos that fag everyones talking about" and then they give her 500k for a commercial

You are stone cold fucking retarded.

 

[LateNightMuffin]

I don't know if this is true or meaningful on a larger scale, but I was at Walmart and chatting with one of the employees, whom I didn't know prior to this conversation. One or the other of us made fun of the Bud Light shit with Dylan, and then the employee said, "No Budweiser products are moving right now." Maybe there is a bit of an informal backlash to this shit.

Give me all the rainbows you want. I would give one to myself over this. But one can always hope.

 

[Chickenpolar]

I don't know if this is true or meaningful on a larger scale, but I was at Walmart and chatting with one of the employees, whom I didn't know prior to this conversation. One or the other of us made fun of the Bud Light shit with Dylan, and then the employee said, "No Budweiser products are moving right now." Maybe there is a bit of an informal backlash to this shit.

Give me all the rainbows you want. I would give one to myself over this. But one can always hope.

It's fox business (a) So probably nonsense, but it might be happening. (Quoted part because uploads aren't working):

He cited a nightmare scenario for Bud Light sales reps in Texas, where the brand has for years has sponsored a large weekly dart league with 100-plus players each Thursday night.

The bar typically sells though three kegs of Bud Light at the event — a total of 495 12-ounce pours.

The bar sold only four 12-ounce Bud Light bottles this week, as the dart players held a mass protest against their league sponsor.

There are a lot of anecdotes in that article but that one is probably the best.

Maybe everyone ended up drinking other Annheiser-Busch beers so the company won't care but it only takes one dude sitting at the bar with a phone to direct people pissed about Bud away from the other brands they own.

If women could do something similar with Nike after that ridiculous sports bra Tiktok we might start to see the beginning of the end of this madness.

 

[JULAY]

Not sure if this has been noted yet but the woman who cooked up this marketing disaster, Alissa Gordon Heinersheid, has deleted her linked in profile. I’d post something but there’s nothing to post. It’s gone.

The internet never forgets:

https://archive.ph/hN2Xn

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

I honestly doubt this will hurt the Bud Light brand in the long run. That's not to say having a demented tranny shill cheap beer was a terrible decision (it was), it's just that boycotts tend to be notoriously hard to maintain in the long run, especially for cheap consumer goods. Chick Fil A and Nike didn't suffer in the long run when people tried to boycott them. The Hogwarts game might have actually gotten a boost from its boycott.

Generally speaking, people's deep seated political beliefs aren't strong enough to make them consume their second favourite type of chicken sandwich, or consume their second favourite beer. The outrage will die down and people will go back to Bud Light if that's what they're used to drinking. It's not like any of the major beer brands are any less pozzed anyway.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

Mid 2022 Anomaly won the Bud Light ad contract.



Can’t see any troons though - can you?

For a company that sticks the word ‘diversity’ on every page they sure look like a normal evil non-diverse place.

https://www.anomaly.com/people-culture

 

[Cure Milquetoast]

I've seen Dylan used as a female name before, only once though.

ETA: the weather lady
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This made me check Wikipedia for this name "Dylan" and I've gathered two things.

1) there's a little bit of an edit squabble (nothing on the talk page yet) regarding Mr. Mulvaney and whether he should be under the male or female category.
2) A recent edit puts the name as unisex then defines the name as meaning "Son of the Sea". Hm...

 

[OttoWest]

Ironically Drew Barrymore’s character in the Charlie’s Angels movies is named Dylan.

 

[Bookwork]

Dylan Farrow

 

[Bob_]

It's fox business (a) So probably nonsense, but it might be happening. (Quoted part because uploads aren't working):


There are a lot of anecdotes in that article but that one is probably the best.

Maybe everyone ended up drinking other Annheiser-Busch beers so the company won't care but it only takes one dude sitting at the bar with a phone to direct people pissed about Bud away from the other brands they own.

If women could do something similar with Nike after that ridiculous sports bra Tiktok we might start to see the beginning of the end of this madness.

I think women will be less likely to call out a flat chested man flogging a sports bra, openly at least. Wheras someone dumb enough to drink bud light won't be scared of being cancelled by woke lunatics.

The massive uptick in discussions regarding Nike must equal more sales, especially if any disent against the message is quickly silenced as being transphobic.

Shit I don't even know point I am trying to make here, I'll just note some things other people have said that I agree with:

• Dylan is a reptile
• Dylan will be replaced in 3 to 6 months by the next thing, probably sooner
• This controversy will be forgotten in 2 weeks
• Long term Bud sales will be fine
• Dylan will never be a woman

 

[Lucille Bluth]

the weirdest part about Dylan is how they're keeping the name Dylan

I've seen Dylan used as a female name before, only once though.

ETA: the weather lady
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I thought troons usually have mental breakdowns looking at their birth name as it is a constant reminder that they will never be a man/woman... hence the legal or stage name changes.

I think Dylan might be more "unisex" among the under 30 crowd (useless fact: most "unisex" names are basically just boy names that parents began forcing on girls because of the often negative connotations that stereotypically feminine names have. So much for fighting sexist stereotypes!).

That said, I think it's just more proof that Dylan is mentally unhinged, but not troon crazy. Just attention-starved and smart enough to look at what's trendy now.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

It's even less thought about than that imo. Companies are catching on to the fact that playing "woke" every once in a while with a gay thing is overall good for business. See: pride month cans and bottles.

Dylan is the ONLY troon to ever exist who is not only mostly palatable to normies, but also can act and has an incredible agent. He's really the only one. So if a big company is like hmmm how do we cash in on the current troon wave and seem supportive for the sake of optics only? Hire the only troon on the list of course! Dylan has a total monopoly on this niche right now, so companies full of 55+ year old men who don't know any better are just going to trust his agent and hire him.

I honestly do not get this I mean you guys are all going to want to kill me but fk it I like trannies sexually and they could a put up vanity or something at least a decent looking girl. Not this skinny ass twink

But who is it for? Whether you support trans rights or not, this objectively looks terrible, HE looks terrible. The product they're advertising, a female sports bra, is literally being promoted not performing the function it was designed for. Marketing people would know this. I guess this was just to bolster their ESG scores?

For real they couldn't get gia darling up there? Or something?

 

[Cotton]

That's not to say having a demented tranny shill cheap beer was a terrible decision (it was), it's just that boycotts tend to be notoriously hard to maintain in the long run, especially for cheap consumer goods.

Bud Lite is bad beer and its biggest selling point is its low price. I do not think there is strong brand loyalty; customers will find it easy to drop the same way they would if it went up in price. This beer now brings up too many anger inducing topics and buying Bud Lite is going to feel like getting cucked. Besides, how can you kick back and relax with a demonic faggot and rich bossy jewess on your mind? Customers will be much more open to trying out different brands and (given the quality of Bud Lite) this can only hurt sales. Also, I think there will be a lot of peer pressure; this seems like something men would enjoy roasting each other over.

 

[Randy Facalding]

For real they couldn't get gia darling up there? Or something?

Someone like Hunter Schafer could have worked. Someone who both passes enough for drunk boomers not to care and is actually popular with the zoomer women they were trying to target with this campaign.

 

[luigismanslave]

Someone like Hunter Schafer could have worked. Someone who both passes enough for drunk boomers not to care and is actually popular with the zoomer women they were trying to target with this campaign.
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idk if "the weird tranny from the weird pedophile show" would've flown over much better.

edit: with regards to how conservative people view this shitshowery, if that wasn't clear