Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[NotFatChild]

I can't believe the police didn't listen to him when he screamed 'LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN.'

Alexa, play a sad song.

 

[siegemeister675]

I think the funniest thing that could realistically happen next is that fats story gets picked up by CNN or some other big media org. So many people would be introduced to his plight but then they’d immediately see how retarded he is on twitter. We may get some more members who join just because they know fat and want to tell us stories about him. We may get some more totally factual and unbiased articles about the farms. We may even get some insight into how the MPD is handling all of it if they’re put under scrutiny for continually SWATTing a poor innocent pepperoni artisan.

However, we will still never get an admission or acknowledgement of this man’s obesity, so I will do it. He’s fat.

Too bad they'll never report on the fact that he sued an anon site admin and lost and now owes the guy $52K in court fees and counting, it would be great if somehow we could make https://payquasi.lol/ more widely known.

 

[TollBoothWilly]

27th time now? What the literal fuck is up with you, MPD? Sort this shit out.

Here's an idea, maybe start taking note of where the calls are coming from? I'm sure if you had any brain cells in your fat pig heads you could triangulate 27 FUCKING PHONE INS.
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They call him and tell him he's been "swaTTed". The police don't show up anymore and if they do they knock on the door and tell him why they are there. He's obsessed with saying armed police come to his house. What cop isn't armed? Last week he said they left him a note in his mailbox and he considered that swaTTing number 21 or whatever. He's never actually had the swat team at his house. Him oinking and whining about it for sympathy is the ONLY reason it keeps happening.

 

[NotFatChild]

Could they still apply to a retarded a-log?

swatting is never funny, but even people who hate pat don't care anymore and havent for quite some time. the fact that they seem to be ramping up as pat's debtor's exam approaches really makes me

 

[grapeshark77]

So Pat's either trying to get this story picked up by media (which won't make him money) or he's going to try to sue the MPD (which will cost him money and he'd also lose). I think the cops are reading his tweets which is why he's quickly deleting the replies to "stalkers" so it looks like he's not engaging - the other forum was archiving them which was good.

I don't know if they're being dumb or not but making the cops the bad guy instead of the person making the calls is strange and will raise a lot of questions - in these latest tweets Pat sounds angrier at them than this mysterious "SWATTer".

 

[Path Wanderer]

Starting to become more and more convinced of my crackpot theory that the PD simply hates Pat and just doesn't care to investigate the culprit. Which would allow even someone as dumb as Pat to swat himself with impunity.

I can imagine a big monthly “to do list” with “Deal with Swatlinson” written in big capital letters. No doubt the PD has tried to get credible information from Patrick about this at least semi serious threat to public order, but Pat probably just shoved his Twitter exchange with Tolietson in their faces saying “LOOK AT THEM AND HELP ME”

 

[Empress.]

I agree with the brotherman, I don't think Fatrick is doing this.

He was totally setup.

 

[Maude Snew]

I think the funniest thing that could realistically happen next is that fats story gets picked up by CNN or some other big media org. So many people would be introduced to his plight but then they’d immediately see how retarded he is on twitter. We may get some more members who join just because they know fat and want to tell us stories about him. We may get some more totally factual and unbiased articles about the farms. We may even get some insight into how the MPD is handling all of it if they’re put under scrutiny for continually SWATTing a poor innocent pepperoni artisan.

However, we will still never get an admission or acknowledgement of this man’s obesity, so I will do it. He’s fat.

I had the boys in the lab take a crack at it.

 

[President Tonald Drump]

Could they still apply to a retarded a-log?

swatting is never funny, but even people who hate pat don't care anymore and havent for quite some time. the fact that they seem to be ramping up as pat's debtor's exam approaches really makes me

over on onaforums, seems like the brothermen find swatting at at least a little funny:

https://onaforums.net/threads/i’m-going-to-call-in-the-29th.33795/

https://onaforums.net/threads/patrick-i-can-assure-you-that-you-will-enjoy-the-30th.33796/

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

over on onaforums, seems like the brothermen find swatting at at least a little funny:

https://onaforums.net/threads/i’m-going-to-call-in-the-29th.33795/

https://onaforums.net/threads/patrick-i-can-assure-you-that-you-will-enjoy-the-30th.33796/

unrepresentative of overall sentiment. They’re tired of this shit.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

have we heard from Torque Wheeler in a while? i'm hoping those dirty SWATTers didn't get to him. i've been wanting to hear more about how his mother sewed upholstery for cars.

 

[siegemeister675]

over on onaforums, seems like the brothermen find swatting at at least a little funny:

https://onaforums.net/threads/i’m-going-to-call-in-the-29th.33795/

https://onaforums.net/threads/patrick-i-can-assure-you-that-you-will-enjoy-the-30th.33796/

Maybe unpopular opinion but although I would watch and enjoy the public execution of whoever is SWATTing Fatrick he's such an unpleasant and loathsome character I still laugh that it's happening to him. Ultimately whether it's a Kiwi, Pest, someone he pissed off IRL, or random Twitter alog who's doing it Fatty brought it on himself by pissing off so many thousands of random, often anonymous people through being the biggest, most disgusting piece of shit on the internet.

 

[Spunt]

I’ve always been convinced it was someone in his orbit - a neighbor with whom he’s had words, some former friend or family member he’s offended, a person who just simply dislikes him because he’s so thoroughly unlikable or even someone who stumbled across information about the failed SFWA-funded LOLsuit and remembered him as “that fat doofus from high school who argues with fence posts”.

At this point it doesn’t even feel like it’s a keffals-adjacent person or an anti-farms person [not that I ever believed he had the saavy to be part of a self-swatting campaign].

What really amazes me is that the person[s?] responsible hasn’t yet screwed up and gotten caught.

Chad Patrick reminds swat that they are sissy little bitch boys who couldn't even kick his door down properly.
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I really hope whoever is swatting fatrick gets fucked by the law. The people over at the ONA fourms suspect either fatrick or a kiwi is behind it.
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Which sadly aligns with what I was told by an ex kiwi moderator vetti. He told me an Aussie methhead named @I Grew Up On a Couch was behind the swattings. Personally it sounded like gay interpersonal drama to me but vetti is a pretty reliable source of info.

I think MPD are struggling to find the culprit because the first question they would ask is "who has a grudge against this guy?" and that only narrows down the search to every single human being who has ever had the displeasure of interacting with him.

 

[Teknorat]

have we heard from Torque Wheeler in a while? i'm hoping those dirty SWATTers didn't get to him. i've been wanting to hear more about how his mother sewed upholstery for cars.

Last post was April 7th. 45 views, no likes, all replies hidden.

 

[President Tonald Drump]

unrepresentative of overall sentiment. They’re tired of this shit.

i dont know what the overall sentiment is, but a decent amount of them find it funny and its clearly more than 1 or 2 users.

A few other examples:

https://onaforums.net/threads/patrick-you-have-the-28th-to-look-forward-to.33787/

https://onaforums.net/threads/im-going-to-call-the-fire-department-today.33656/

https://onaforums.net/threads/tonight-i-shall-be-introducing-patrick-to-the-police.33654/

 

[grapeshark77]

Remember when they were leaving notes and showing up like "we know it's fake, but we have to be here" and Pat acted like they were friends? I wonder what happened to change his story to "they're idiots who keep barging in with weapons and won't call us first".

His documenting of this on Twitter is a terrible idea - posting Ring photos of cops, complaining - even him saying the one guy read the note and called is bad. He's a white man who has had almost 30 calls and has not been in any danger - he's even yelled at the cops to their face! No media outlet wants to run a story about white privilege in action.

 

[whale roads]

unrepresentative of overall sentiment. They’re tired of this shit.

It doesn't really matter what the "overall sentiment" is because it doesn't take a unified forum to make a prank phone call, it just takes one retard. It's obvious that various OnA and Kiwi lurker dipshits are really swatting him. People can joke that Pat is so abrasive that the police don't care; but its eating up resources and wasting response visits, they are likely pissed off. One of those unlucky retards is gonna slip up and they're gonna pin all 27 calls on him

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

With all the whodunnit speculation, I would like to just say that it's pretty gay and retarded to say stuff like "oh well it couldn't be a kiwi, we have rules here." It could be anyone, lurking kiwis included, and none of us have any fucking clue.

 

[President Tonald Drump]

i dont know what the overall sentiment is, but a decent amount of them find it funny and its clearly more than 1 or 2 users.

A few other examples:

https://onaforums.net/threads/patrick-you-have-the-28th-to-look-forward-to.33787/

https://onaforums.net/threads/im-going-to-call-the-fire-department-today.33656/

https://onaforums.net/threads/tonight-i-shall-be-introducing-patrick-to-the-police.33654/

The joke about the fire department got 27 likes:

https://onaforums.net/posts/739172/reactions

That'ss a lot considering that thread had under 400 views and I think the forum only has like 200 active users at a time.

 

[Meat Target]

So they did what Pat instructed them to do, and it's still a SWATTTTTTTTing.

Like Patrick, whoever keeps doing his is also a fat faggot with bitchtits.