Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

We missed another Dylan in Sinfest:
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eggnog fan #83 said:
I still just can't wrap my head around all of these sponsorship deals. They're all way too on the nose, and clearly an exploitative cash grab for everyone involved. Yet, because they're inclusive, they're unabashedly celebrated. I just don't understand it, beyond the obvious (corporations gonna corporate.)

A Bud Light deal for someone whose claim to fame seems to be trooning out on TikTok, the flavor-of-the-year social media app for tweens, who really shouldn't be having beer endorsements and gender reassignment slung at them.

An Olay deal for a "woman" who has a face covered with ingrown beard hairs and blackheads. (Edit: to be fair, I suppose covering that shit up is the whole point of Olay products.)

A Nike deal to put sports bras on unathletic guys with absolutely no tits.

I can't even imagine how much more nonsensical the future brand deals could get. Maybe a company that makes power tools? It's a humorous distraction from life I guess, and everyone's getting paid, so win-win?
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The interesting thing will be to see how the brands are affected as a whole. Budā€™s sales have apparently gone down in rural areas, but are they picking up among the target audience? If so, it may be worth the gamble, even if itā€™s just the controversy getting the name out there.
Mayor Cody Travers said:
This jells with what I posted earlier, and itā€™s now clear for anyone paying attention that Bud Lightā€™s execs are behind-the-scenes-panicking over what a dumb move this was.

Iā€™m calling it that weā€™re seeing normies clearly getting tired of woke crap between this and other stuff like - off the top of my head - Disneyā€™s latest animated diversity junk losing to better films like Mario at the box officeā€¦ the kicker is, the powers that be are gonna keep pushing it. So unfortunately, even when individual incidents like Dylan and Disney can get punished by the power of voting with your wallet, and solo scapegoatsā€™ heads can rollā€¦ the elites and corpos will keep on trucking on this, overall, till they canā€™t or a new fad crops up. Sadly that may be a whileā€¦.
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The trouble is, corporations move slowly and they tend to be out-of-touch. By the time it becomes clear that a trend has passed, it may be too late to stop the latest cash-in from going out.

Itā€™s also easy to blame other factors for the get-woke-go-broke flops. Ghostbusters 2016 was pushed as a feminist thing, but it would have been a bad film even without it. Anheuser-Busch clearly already thought their sales needed a shake-up, hence hiring a troon in the first place.
Croppered said:
Until they remove all plausible deniability and literally say "if you don't spend money on this thing like we want you to, you're a bigot", they lose.
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They tried that with the recent Charlieā€™s Angels film. It flopped hard.
Raven Rainbow said:
the weirdest part about Dylan is how they're keeping the name Dylan
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Itā€™s a big reason why I donā€™t think heā€™s really committed to the troon thing. Itā€™s all so minimal. He could detransition with ease. Ride the wave until the fad dies down, reinvent himself as NB or even go back to being a man.
 
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Lucille Bluth said:
That said, I think it's just more proof that Dylan is mentally unhinged, but not troon crazy. Just attention-starved and smart enough to look at what's trendy now.
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Dylan's a twink hitting the wall. Twinks have a use-by date, and it's around the mid 20s. One crow's foot or deepening of the nasolabial fold and it's curtains. The twink chasers will find someone younger and cuter. There are three exits from twinkdom. You get fat and depressed (and likely Foreveralone. From here you can graduate to a bear if you aren't too sloppy by the end). You desperately cling to your twink identity, chasing surgeries and skincare routines and desperately claiming that your hair isn't thinning, it's just a vitamin deficiency! Or you go to the gym and graduate to being a hunk.

Dylan is trying a variant of option two. He got picked up by the modern version of a circus freakshow and thinks it means his attempt is working. His desperation says it's doing fuckall for his sex life. Stay tuned for even more cryptid looks. Twink clinging has some stamina to it.
 
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sheepworldvizor said:
Mid 2022 Anomaly won the Bud Light ad contract.
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Canā€™t see any troons though - can you?

For a company that sticks the word ā€˜diversityā€™ on every page they sure look like a normal evil non-diverse place.

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It can't be overstated how much people in marketing hate themselves. They come from liberal arts backgrounds, usually majored in graphic design with the hopes of making progressive, society-changing art and entertainment. But then they got into the real world and realized that no one wants to pay for their art, besides corporations who need people to design billboards and direct commercials.

So instead of pushing progressive messaging or waking people up from their corporate hellscape, they're now a cog in the machine. Selling poison to the masses and trying to fool them into thinking they need it. The only way marketers can convince themselves that they're not using their talents for harmful means is to stick interracial couples in liquor commercials, or imply that two roommates buying laundry detergent are gay, or find spokespersons that's guaranteed to piss off right-wing boomers on facebook somewhere. Because 'representation' is the laziest form of activism, it's an acknowledgement that we can't change the real world, so the next best thing is to hire black women to play the role of doctors and engineers on TV and we can at least pretend that progress is being made

Guinness made a similar move 10 years ago, only it didn't involve troons:

 
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Chickenpolar said:
If women could do something similar with Nike after that ridiculous sports bra Tiktok we might start to see the beginning of the end of this madness.
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To be fair, I donā€™t know of any women who buy Nike womenā€™s sports wear. Itā€™s not popular or cute. I buy their tennis shoes/sneakers (they hold up well and I walk a lot, although next time I need a pair hopefully I can find something thatā€™s not Nike). If a woman is going to buy sports wear and she can afford to spend more than Walmart, sheā€™ll go for something like Lululemon. I personally buy from Old Navy because I feel like their workout clothes are good quality and comfortable. Now if they start sticking ugly men in Lululemon, you might see a bit more hostility from women.

Someone posted a screenshot of the comment section from Dylanā€™s tiktok and I canā€™t stop thinking about how the positive comments have the same tone as comments women say when theyā€™re hyping up an uggo or someone who is special needs (or in Dylanā€™s case, both).
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
The interesting thing will be to see how the brands are affected as a whole. Budā€™s sales have apparently gone down in rural areas, but are they picking up among the target audience? If so, it may be worth the gamble, even if itā€™s just the controversy getting the name out there.
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The idea that there is no such thing as bad publicity is simply untrue. Any marginal gains that Bud Light might make with the alphabet mafia crowd are going to be offset by cannibalizing their core market. Gen Z might be "more tolerant" than older generations, but most guys in their early 20s, which is a large part of that core market, are still going to rip on one of their bros for drinking the tranny beer.

The other part of that core market are blue-collar rednecks, and I have had two people in the last week who are in that demographic bring up to me totally unsolicited that they won't drink a beer they've literally been drinking since high school anymore because they don't want to endorse a brand that endorses a faggot.

This is get woke, go broke in action, and it's pretty awesome to watch happen.
 
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JULAY said:
The idea that there is no such thing as bad publicity is simply untrue. Any marginal gains that Bud Light might make with the alphabet mafia crowd are going to be offset by cannibalizing their core market. Gen Z might be "more tolerant" than older generations, but most guys in their early 20s, which is a large part of that core market, are still going to rip on one of their bros for drinking the tranny beer.

The other part of that core market are blue-collar rednecks, and I have had two people in the last week who are in that demographic bring up to me totally unsolicited that they won't drink a beer they've literally been drinking since high school anymore because they don't want to endorse a brand that endorses a faggot.

This is get woke, go broke in action, and it's pretty awesome to watch happen.
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got a friend who works in a gas station in rural wv and she said that all the rednecks talk about rn is that bud light is the tranny beer and that they're switching to pbr. will it keep momentum? dunno. but the rednecks ain't into it.
 
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LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
Billionaires that drink the effective altruism kool aid also believe they are working for the common man when they donate to a Trans NGO or give a few million to a startup that grinds roaches into baby formula. Not everyone is evil and twirling their moustache but they are still far up their own asses and projecting exactly the opposite of what they think.
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I'm imagining like, rich but not billionaire NYC Twitter libs doing a socialism because Jeff Bezos is trying to raise their taxes to pay for cockroach milk and pod-homes for his slaves workers. Stupid enough that it could happen tbh.
 
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DJ McHamfist said:
What a load of shit. Alcoholics don't drink Bud Light. Why are people so fucking stupid as to believe this shit. I can only believe some do, otherwise these morons wouldn't continue to post it.
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She's just a fat sack-of-shit genderqueer munchie. They're the same people who think being weird makes you autistic. Their dad "drinking" makes him an alcoholic.
 
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the hustler cat said:
Him Petras is getting hit by twink death, he's aging like a eunuch. You're right that he doesn't appear totally male like at first, but that's because he's a modern day castrato, who's bound to gain weight because of his fucked up hormones

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Twink death and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race. Gay men pawning off their rejects on drunk straight guys at bars smh.
T.E.R.F said:
This really canā€™t be emphasized enough. I think a lot of well-meaning guys donā€™t understand that men start leering at girls the moment they have even a hint of breast growth. It is a very normal experience for a 12 year old to wonder why that creepy old guy in the grocery store is staring at her.

Beyond that, literally every interest/hobby/piece of media aimed at young girls is seen as vapid and worthy of ridicule just by nature of existing. Young girlsā€™ self esteem plummets starting in middle school. The biggest increase in trans nonsense is among teenage girls wanting to identify as boys.

Yet we have fat, gross troons and fetishists like Dylan bemoaning how they missed out on this experience like itā€™s one big, sexy slumber party.

Fucking Kevin Gibes unironically passes better than Dylan.
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I've seen more than one girl that age with he/him pronoun pins and baggy sweaters and I think I know why that is now. Eww.
 
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