Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 293 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,180 96.1%

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    7,473
I was able to trace them back to Hila's instagram
Severely autistic sperging ahead:

My jimmies are rustled because of how easily cuckolded, simpish behavior is rationalized by guys. It's both frustrating and fun seeing how Ethan (and Destiny) reacts in the most predictable, pathetic and cuckolded manner possible when a kid who clearly knows what's going on states that if your girlfriend, and especially wife, posts lewd pictures of herself online, you have every right to react negatively and claim that it breaches the terms of your relationship. Your partner can deny it all she wants, but she is effectively advertising herself for prospective guys to fuck by doing so.

In a healthy relationship that wouldn't have happened in the first place. I was going to put in the caveat that it would be alright if you both agree to such a relationship, but that would take me down the cuckolded path of Ethan Klein and Ian Jomha. Agreeing to your womans desire to advertise her sexuality online (she will argue that she doesn't, but is rather enjoying herself by celebrating her femininity or something) is agreeing to be an emasculated man she can run over, and she will respect you infinitely less for allowing her to do so. It might seem ironic, but putting down boundaries stemming from wanting to protect your investment and love in your partner — i.e. so-called mate guarding — leads to a happier, healthier relationship for both involved, provided the rest of the equation falls into place. The same applies to the man, of course, but guys don't advertise on the sexual market place; they put in their pitch, from which the women judge, compares and choose their partners. As such, flexing your meaty biceps holds no sway whatsoever in comparison to if a woman jumps around in skimpy clothes, much to the delight of dudes everywhere, provided she's actually hot.

We're not talking about putting burkas on women in a relationship, but merely asking for them to be faithful to their monogamous commitment. If that doesn't fly, just break up with her. Protect your value as a partner for fucks sake.

The last sentence if important: an actually desirable man wouldn't have to say anything, since his wife wouldn't do that shit in the first place. If she did however, in order to test the waters and perhaps push the boundaries by conducting a shit test on her man, the clear answer would be to put down your foot immediately. Don't be a whiny bitch about it, but just calmly state that if she continues doing that then there's no future for the two of you together. If that doesn't cut it, then the relationship was doomed to fail anyways, and you can both happily carry on into the sunset in search of your next respective partner.

If you have no life like me, and want to see someone break it down more thoroughly, I'd say that this guy nails the points down during the last two hours in his very long video (he starts at 3:23:17):

I guarantee that Hila is looking for something better, which wouldn't exactly be hard to find, if she hasn't found something better already. As is stated in the video I linked, the reason Ethan isn't "insecure" or worried about his wife cheating on him, is because he simply isn't competetive against other guys anyways; he can't compete even if he wanted to. He could in the past, as is evident by him and Hila hooking up in the first place, but now he holds no value as a desirable man whatsoever, and Hila knows this. Deep down, Ethan knows this as well, but as he is wont to do, he's having a cuckolded meltdown instead of bettering himself.

Sorry for the rant. It just breaks my heart how normalized it's become for men, and young guys in particular, to allow themselves to internalize the feminine imperative that holds sway in our society. Having bugmen like Ethan Klein act as the arbiters of morality, and dictate how one should conduct themselves in a relationship, or even in general, is even more grating: imagine having your son take cues from the revolting goblin.
 
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But the bank statement when paying for a membership is billed as “google subscription”. Wouldn’t that make the part in the contract “google subs” valid. So Ethan was right?

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Seems pretty straight forward that a membership is a subscription that renews for access to content.
You can only pay Disney+ through the google play store. It shows up as a google play fee.

I'd hate to say she doesn't fit the requirements for an onlythot/'fashion' social media professional. She's ugly, dangly, non-white, abnormal looking, "shy" yet probably a ruthless bitch. Like, I can't imagine her lisping insecurity getting her through "I want a divorce". Ethan isn't weak nor a soyboy but no way he'd enact straight-up dominance over her either.

She probably just stashed away enough money and took ownership of her 'brand' to at least get a modest place in LA. The onlyfans thing just seems like brainrot: "Something all successful women do". Yeah, but not with a fucking kid..
 
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I implied this earlier in this thread, but it seems clear to me that Ethan just signed a bad contract and didn't watch his money as they stole it from under his giant stupid jew nose.

Now he is just milking it for all the sympathy and donations from his fanbase that he can.

What a fat, dime store pseudo heeb.

Can’t even Jew right, is too lazy to read contracts and get out-shnozzled by some Iranian chick.

Oy vey it’s embarrassing!
 
Is he really asking for donations? Does he have no shame? I’m surprised if he’ll get as much as before considering that even redditor normies don’t like him anymore and he fanbase only consists of fags and teen girls
 
He is rich and famous. Uglier men than him have scored hot 20 year olds. Hilla on the other hand is a ugly jewess. Comparatively very few men want a sugar mama and even fewer women are attracted to such men.
That is true; Hila doesn't have many options, and her kids with Ethan are definitely "weighing her down" in the sexual marketplace, so to speak.
Still, even marriage doesn't curb participation in the dating scene in our age, no matter how tacit and covert, and I bet there are tons of guys willing to throw themselves at Hila. I don't quite believe that Ethan commands as much power in the dating scene as her, no matter how many shekels he tries to jingle in front the naive and unsuspecting teenage girls he lusts over. He is beta bucks, and I do believe Hila would want a little alpha fucks at this point in time. Who wouldn't with that whiny, pathetic manchild around?

The problem is, as you say, that she is a hard sell for the kind of men she wants, which is probably why she settled for Ethan in the first place. She lucked out with him something fierce. If she gets some new action, she will get just another whiny cuck like Ethan, but without Ethan's resources. Ethan is probably in the same boat as her: even if his misbegotten resources are desirable for women in the dating market, he is still a less than stellar specimen himself. At best, he will get a woman who disrespects him but stays together with him for the money, whilst possibly cucking him, i.e. a new Hila.

They're stuck with each other. Poor kids.
 
That is true; Hila doesn't have many options, and her kids with Ethan are definitely "weighing her down" in the sexual marketplace, so to speak.
Still, even marriage doesn't curb participation in the dating scene in our age, no matter how tacit and covert, and I bet there are tons of guys willing to throw themselves at Hila. I don't quite believe that Ethan commands as much power in the dating scene as her, no matter how many shekels he tries to jingle in front the naive and unsuspecting teenage girls he lusts over. He is beta bucks, and I do believe Hila would want a little alpha fucks at this point in time. Who wouldn't with that whiny, pathetic manchild around?

The problem is, as you say, that she is a hard sell for the kind of men she wants, which is probably why she settled for Ethan in the first place. She lucked out with him something fierce. If she gets some new action, she will get just another whiny cuck like Ethan, but without Ethan's resources. Ethan is probably in the same boat as her: even if his misbegotten resources are desirable for women in the dating market, he is still a less than stellar specimen himself. At best, he will get a woman who disrespects him but stays together with him for the money, whilst possibly cucking him, i.e. a new Hila.

They're stuck with each other. Poor kids.
I forgot about the kids and yes you are right. There is a big difference between Ethan(looks at least 10 years older) and a old and fat rich guy that commands the respect of others. Ethan is a clown and the higher class of gold diggers would never be interested, even if he had Mr Beast level of wealth and fame. Would be funny if he hooked up with a hot BPD basket case. A fate worse than death.
 
Ethan is a lecherous kike and I wouldn't be surprised if Hila being the retard she is, is thinking this will bring some spice back into the relationship. Ethan is obese and on anti depressants, she's lucky if that fat sack of kosher shit can get a semi. Add on top of that his habit of liking E-Thots online and you'll get this sad middle aged woman trying to compete in a game she's too old to play.
 
Add on top of that his habit of liking E-Thots online and you'll get this sad middle aged woman trying to compete in a game she's too old to play
I know LA induced brain rot is usually the primary culprit for the mutilation of ones self respect, but that thing with Ethan right there is what's mainly going on here. I've limited sympathy for her cause she's a grown woman at the end of the day, but it's clear as day that Ethan is obsessed with e-thots, especially the Belle Delphine variety of whored up Hello Kitty girls, and this is the only way she's able to keep his dick out of the first 18 year old he can find.

I mean for fuck sake just look at her, it's hardly subtle:
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I know LA induced brain rot is usually the primary culprit for the mutilation of ones self respect, but that thing with Ethan right there is what's mainly going on here. I've limited sympathy for her cause she's a grown woman at the end of the day, but it's clear as day that Ethan is obsessed with e-thots, especially the Belle Delphine variety of whored up Hello Kitty girls, and this is the only way she's able to keep his dick out of the first 18 year old he can find.

I mean for fuck sake just look at her, it's hardly subtle:
All jewesses want to look like White Shiksas.
 
That is true; Hila doesn't have many options, and her kids with Ethan are definitely "weighing her down" in the sexual marketplace, so to speak.
Still, even marriage doesn't curb participation in the dating scene in our age, no matter how tacit and covert, and I bet there are tons of guys willing to throw themselves at Hila. I don't quite believe that Ethan commands as much power in the dating scene as her, no matter how many shekels he tries to jingle in front the naive and unsuspecting teenage girls he lusts over. He is beta bucks, and I do believe Hila would want a little alpha fucks at this point in time. Who wouldn't with that whiny, pathetic manchild around?

The problem is, as you say, that she is a hard sell for the kind of men she wants, which is probably why she settled for Ethan in the first place. She lucked out with him something fierce. If she gets some new action, she will get just another whiny cuck like Ethan, but without Ethan's resources. Ethan is probably in the same boat as her: even if his misbegotten resources are desirable for women in the dating market, he is still a less than stellar specimen himself. At best, he will get a woman who disrespects him but stays together with him for the money, whilst possibly cucking him, i.e. a new Hila.

They're stuck with each other. Poor kids.
I disagree, a little while back there was talk about some football player or athlete guy flirting with Hila and people were calling Ethan a cuck. She's going to leave him any day now. That's why she started working out and thirst posting.

Last time idubbz and Anissa were on the show the 3 of them were on Ethans case about how shitty he looks and how he doesn't put any effort into his appearance. Guarantee all of Hila's girlfriends are telling her she can do better than that fat impotent porn addicted slug.

Ethan won't try to get back into the dating game after she leaves because his dick doesn't work anymore due to the medications he takes. He will drown his sorrows in pizza and onlyfans subscriptions.
 
Lawtube personality and Canadian lawyer Runkle goes over the Ethan Klien situation.

Tldr, Ethan may have a case to get the money back but could lose it in a counter suit for defamation.
 
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