Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Kane lives in death]

Idk if the swatter really had pat as a customer and wanted to ruin him because Fat scammed him out of hundreds of dollars woudnt he give something else, idk maybe conversations with the "client" who apparently is Pat or part of his transactions.
Its just so weird for the swatter to namedrop him saying how "Patrick has been swatting btw" and just fuck off providing nothing else to fuck with him.

 

[bile demon]

Pat looks good in that mugshot, no homo. Yet another proof that prisonmaxxing is the way to go when it comes to efficiently and reliably improving your aesthetics. I bet he's gonna get fucking shredded when he's locked up for not paying Quasi, comes out a sick cunt in a couple years and gets himself a 3rd (the best) wife.

 

[Abowaffen]

Opie and Anthony sub-forum when?

 

[whale roads]

One of the pests' most time-honored gags is impersonating Pat to start shit with other people. How many dozens of times have they written racist or insulting emails to people signed "Patrick Tomlinson?" It seems likely that some troll just used Pat's name, maybe for his own swatting or maybe even for one unrelated.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I dunno, I guess the bar is in hell. Knowing to pay a SWAT service and not do it yourself isn't a standard retard thought but then scamming the guy kind of wipes out everything. Either way, Rick is fat & Simon would not sex.

Don't give him credit, Piggy probably learned about it from his Twitter troon buddies.

 

[happeningsviewer1]

It's all too good to be true. Don't get me wrong, it would be hilarious if it turned out to be right (and I will eat my words if it is), but the timing just feels off. I am calling gayops.

I think so too. I'm not 100% on the situation, but it seems like the proofs is this guy who sells swattings saying, "trust me guys". How do we know someone didn't just throw him a bit of extra cash to say Patrick did it? It's not like this guy's got some kind of strong ethical foundation stopping him from taking money to lie about something like that, and it's definitely something that the right someone who doesn't like Fatrick might want people thinking.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

One of the pests' most time-honored gags is impersonating Pat to start shit with other people. How many dozens of times have they written racist or insulting emails to people signed "Patrick Tomlinson?" It seems likely that some troll just used Pat's name, maybe for his own swatting or maybe even for one unrelated.

That sounds like the lame defense Pat’s going to come up with.

Either way, shit’s funny af.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

To be fair, all torswat said was "Hail Patrick S. Tomlinson". Most are interperting this as Fat Prick was the client, but it could just as easily mean Fat Prick was the target OF the client or he could be both. It's a pretty ambiguous statement.

 

[TheGuntinator]

Another online-n-word-sayer turned turbolib. Many such cases. I guess I missed when this woman entered the picture. Did she just interact with fat on twitter and get hooked, like shane?

Call it a hunch, call it optimism, but I think she's a stalker child double agent. This reeks of old-school trolling, which we know from that WaPo hit piece she has a history of doing. Either way the results will be hilarious, so it's win-win for me whether I'm right or wrong.

Jackie, my girl. You could go to Onlyfans and post your gunt there and you'll get more views and the guys over OnA will happily donate to you. There seems to be a market for fat, ugly street shitters with personality disorders.

Ummm bros...? A girl? And she's a hostile-poster too? Am I dreaming? Think this pajeet princess is singhle? Jackie, hit me up gurl, I can save you from these trolls . My trailer is big enough for two. We can get SMASHED AND SLAMMED and spend the night Patposting with Tyrese <3

 

[Meat Target]

One of the pests' most time-honored gags is impersonating Pat to start shit with other people. How many dozens of times have they written racist or insulting emails to people signed "Patrick Tomlinson?" It seems likely that some troll just used Pat's name, maybe for his own swatting or maybe even for one unrelated.

It's not out of the question, but we don't have evidence of it. The Pests are also condemning the swattings as gay and unfunny. Like us, they don't want the Patposting to end with Pat being killed.

I know they mention having a "secret forum", but I don't know what that's about. Could just be a bit. I don't think they'd admit to something like having a place to plot gayops, if it could get them in legal trouble. The funsters are smarter than that.

Cui bono? Who benefits? The tea leaves all point to Porque Squealer.

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

That sounds like the lame defense Pat’s going to come up with.

It probably will be, but if Pat gave his real name to this swatter-for-hire then that would be orders of magnitude dumber than anything else he has done. Don't get me wrong, Pat is dumb (like 1.2 GPA dumb) but this takes it to a whole new 'effing level.

To be fair, all torswat said was "Hail Patrick S. Tomlinson". Most are interperting this as Fat Prick was the client, but it could just as easily mean Fat Prick was the target OF the client or he could be both. It's a pretty ambiguous statement.

I thought this too at first but when I re-read the message it states that Pat is a customer. So either Pat gave his real name to this guy or the true & honest customer used it as his alibi.

 

[NotFatChild]

It's not out of the question, but we don't have evidence of it. The Pests are also condemning the swattings as gay and unfunny. Like us, they don't want the Patposting to end with Pat being killed.

I know they mention having a "secret forum", but I don't know what that's about. Could just be a bit. I don't think they'd admit to something like that where they plot gayops if it could get them in legal trouble. The funsters are smarter than that.

Cui bono? Who benefits?

he used his real e-mail for both telegram and bitcoin account. now why would patrick have a telegram account, when its for "evil far-right trolls"? and why would he have a bitcoin account -on gemini i think- when he shits on crypto every chance he can?

im not saying i'm 100% sure he did it, but we do have evidence, even if it isn't concrete. so far.

edit: also, if the swatting stops now - that means that this pay-for-swatting group which name dropped pat WAS swatting him. the only question then is if pat was paying for it himself.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

the best mystery novels always maintain more than one possible solution. this thread is top tier.

One of the pests' most time-honored gags is impersonating Pat to start shit with other people. How many dozens of times have they written racist or insulting emails to people signed "Patrick Tomlinson?" It seems likely that some troll just used Pat's name, maybe for his own swatting or maybe even for one unrelated.

this is entirely plausible. did the robo calls start before or after media coverage of the issue? was there a twitter thread about robo swat calls? if pat isn't spoonfed info on social media idk how he'd have found a robo swatter in the first place.

One of the OnA guys pointed this out. Is this Fatrick slipping up that he knows more about the calls than he should?
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if cops didn't share these details with him it would be extremely and obviously damning. but it's also possible they told him this stuff because he's calling every day bitching that we haven't been sent to a concentration camp yet.

I thought this too at first but when I re-read the message it states that Pat is a customer. So either Pat gave his real name to this guy or the true & honest customer used it as his alibi.

or pat used a method of payment that wasn't anonymous because he fucks everything up.

If he actually did it the feds should literally execute him by firing squad (after due process ofc)

felony due process posting, child.
normally I wouldn't have faith for police to solve anything this complicated, but then I remember the time he screamed at a bunch of cops faces. cops are like a gang and will remember that shit forever.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So either Pat gave his real name to this guy or the true & honest customer used it as his alibi.

If I had to bet I’d put money on it being a funster. But it’s so much more enjoyable to imagine the consequences of it being Pat himself.

Cue another 50 pages of speculation.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

It seems odd piggy hasn’t made mention of the Vice article on his twitter.

Seems like he would latch onto it and shout far and wide that this is likely the method his swatters are using or at least how this type method may be related to his case.

But as of now it’s crickets on his twitter.

 

[NotFatChild]

It seems odd piggy hasn’t made mention of the Vice article on his twitter.

Seems like he would latch onto it and shout far and wide that this is likely the method his swatters are using or at least how this type method may be related to his case.

But as of now it’s crickets on his twitter.

this is the other big thing.

he never stops oinking when cases like this make the news. a pay for swats service would be a HUGE thing for him to get virtual asspats about, which is what he lives for. yet he hasn't squealed a single word. curious, very curious.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

TIL female Pat = Janeane Garofalo’s twin

 

[AnOminous]

If you think he isn’t above this you don’t know Pat. He’s a chronic delusional liar and mentally ill.

But he's also so absolutely fucking insufferable he could probably have inspired someone even crazier than he is to do this. I look forward with fascination to a resolution of this issue. Is there going to be a prison arc in Pat's future?

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

I thought this too at first but when I re-read the message it states that Pat is a customer. So either Pat gave his real name to this guy or the true & honest customer used it as his alibi.

Was there another screenshot I missed? The one I saw said Torswats had been stiffed by a customer for $250 in one message, followed by a second message saying "Hail Patrick S. Tomlinson." Did I get that wrong?

he used his real e-mail for both telegram and bitcoin account. now why would patrick have a telegram account, when its for "evil far-right trolls"? and why would he have a bitcoin account -on gemini i think- when he shits on crypto every chance he can?

im not saying i'm 100% sure he did it, but we do have evidence, even if it isn't concrete. so far.

I definately missed that. Can you link it, this thread is moving too fast to try and find it by scrolling.

edit: also, if the swatting stops now - that means that this pay-for-swatting group which name dropped pat WAS swatting him. the only question then is if pat was paying for it himself.

I really wish TorSwats would open a kiwi account.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

In my eyes that makes Pat stupider, because the swatter ended up outing Pat as a customer as payback for getting scammed.

I agree. When one is doing some gay retarded illegal shit they should make sure it remains a secret. If the story is true it means Rick is so dumb that I wonder how he's so fat because he shouldn't be able to eat without assistance.