Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter


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@102 I was in the process of typing up a highlights comment when you posted yours, will you add these links/this image to it?
 
Oh jeez, is this really happening?
May I postulate a theory to explain the extreme frequency of SWATings?
Fatpig ordered one SWATing, and didn't pay up. Torswats got pissed off and continued to hit him free of charge, and Patirck decided that it was good PR for him, thinking that Torswats couldn't snitch on him, because it'd be snitching on himself. Now that Torswats is already on the news, he's doing scorched earth and puts everything into the open, and that's gonna fuck our beloved Man of Pig.
 
I'll go all in on believing the Telegram post. Why not - I think he faked most of them anyway. It also leads to the fun possibility that Pat continues the fake swattings, starting with just lying like he's done a few times, but then trying to do his own attempt at it and getting caught.

Or however he learned of this swatting service he could do to find another one, perhaps even bothering to pay this time.

My hope - beyond all the consequences of his idiotic actions - is to find out exactly which ones were real and which were paid for. Because I've long had a suspicion that he set up one of the swattings when he was away at a convention - but Niki was ostensibly still at the house. It never seemed like the sort of thing I'd ever find out, but if this turns out to be true, we could see how careless he was about his wife's welfare.

If this isn’t another wind up then Fatrick really is hopelessly stupid.

Not paying someone who he knows is capable of swatting and won’t think twice about doing it for payback is just plain foolish.

That’s like hiring some convicted criminals to kick the shit out of your neighbor while you watch from your house, not paying up, then being surprised that they kick the shit out of you next.
 
Looks like hoggy’s brain is breaking from stress. Like a broken Chatbot.

BTW, strange that as soon as TorSwats posted about him on their telegram, the SwaTTings stopped. That’s very convenient timing.
It’s not as good as it seems. Piggy may use his tiny daily brain activity allotment to state that the real culprits lost access to the service and that’s why the “swaTTing” stopped.
 
SWATcall dropped.
 
I would have thought it was some a-log, he was really butthurt at the cops when they swatted him, clearly he's a better actor than I give him credit for.
 
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