Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

That nigger lady on the phone is a trooper, i'd be laughing my ass off listening to this goofy fuck. I get he's playing it up that's he's high as all hell, but good lord. lol, lmao even.
Yeah, she’s quite good at teasing info out. A real professional. I bet she has some stories from her time on the phones…but it’s also another reason (not that we need more) why SWATting is such cancer. Wastes so many people’s time.

Re: the torswats stuff, the only definite thing that we’ve got is that at least one of the calls was done through that service. I want whoever was doing it (multiple people, Pat, whoever) caught so the fact that there’s a place to investigate is a positive.
 
Any way to disprove it's not just a stalker child impersonating Fatdick?
If I was a stalker child, I would impersonate Fatdick to inflict the most damage possible.

Unless we get something rock solid, Patrick can still deny this.
I don't know how crypto works, but short of patrick being dumb enough to actually call this guy to setup how he wanted the swatting - and the guy recording it, is there any way he could conclusively prove it was patrick who sent him a crypto payment?
 
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If Patrick ends up in Jail he'd speedrun through Chris' arc. He'll troon out to get sympathy and he's never denied having sex with his mother
 
All this faggot has to do is show their communications. I personally think it'd be hard to Photoshop because Fat has such a particular way of typing that it's next to impossible to replicate in earnest. Alternatively if it was via voice chat I can only hope this guy records for posterity. I mean he's a swatting service he definitely should be tracking all his shit.
 
Yeah, she’s quite good at teasing info out. A real professional. I bet she has some stories from her time on the phones…but it’s also another reason (not that we need more) why SWATting is such cancer. Wastes so many people’s time.
Didn’t the guy say in the post that he called a crisis hotline and they’re the ones who call the cops? Pretty clever way to be one degree removed from the action tbh.
 
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This guy needs to drop some actual receipts. I get that he wasn't claiming the call was of Fatrick actually ordering the SWAT, but it doesn't really prove anything, and the weird accusing of him trying to hack his account and hold it ransom is making me nervous. I definitely think this is the triggerman behind the SWAT's themselves, but there's nothing concrete at all about porky being the one calling the shots.
 
I'm on the fence about this. At this stage there's no smoking gun that points to Pat.

Even if the Swats stop now, that may just mean that a third party was using TorSwats to Swat him. The telegram hasn't dumped something that would 100% connect Pat to the crime, such as payment details or correspondence. At the moment, to believe that Pat is responsible based on what's come out of Telegram is to believe the word of a professional criminal. If putting people's lives in danger doesn't bother them, then lying won't bother them either. I would assume that if it's Pat, they would have some clear evidence of same. If they want to fuck Pat up for scamming them, why not release it and watch his world burn down around him rather than just make an unverified claim. Shit or get off the pot.

On the other hand, the question remains as to why they would name Pat as the Swatter and claim that he stiffed them if he's innocent? The only set of events that I can think of that would explain such a thing is that a third party posed as Pat and provided the "sue the MPD" motivation as the reason for someone attempting the world's least efficient suicide-by-cop. Pattycakes is stupid enough to do something like that, but he's stupid enough to do lots of things, doesn't mean he has.

Frankly if I was going to do something that spectacularly illegal and engage the services of a criminal organisation who could target me next, blackmail me, extort me, or just Swat me for shits and giggles I wouldn't give those people anything that could identify me. Just say the name and address of the target and fork over some BTC, not tell them who I am and why I'm doing it. They don't need to know anything else and providing that information doesn't benefit me at all and puts me at risk. Maybe other people wouldn't do that? I dunno, I'm not in the habit of employing criminals to send armed police to people I have internet beef with so I'm just speculating.

Tl ; dr, based on the information I've seen so far, the false flag hypothesis is the only one that fits the facts. But if there are new revelations, that could change.
 
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Pat has royally fucked himself this time. I knew he was a fat retard, but this is just fucking yikes. Good job pat. You put yourself in a position to be charged with a legit federal crime because you * checks notes * conspired with dark web fags to get yourself swatted and sue the police?

Can't wait for this to crash down on his head. Fucking fat retard
 
This guy needs to drop some actual receipts. I get that he wasn't claiming the call was of Fatrick actually ordering the SWAT, but it doesn't really prove anything, and the weird accusing of him trying to hack his account and hold it ransom is making me nervous. I definitely think this is the triggerman behind the SWAT's themselves, but there's nothing concrete at all about porky being the one calling the shots.
On the other hand, why would a swatter (we all can hate him but we can admit is a dangerous ¨job¨) expose himself publicly, dox one of his clients (making new clients more hesitant of using this services) and just take so many risks in general unless this was really personal to him.
I think the swatter is, for one reason or other, truly mad at Pat, no other reason to do all of this because the swatter doesnt get any benefit of doing all this sperging.

pd: the swatter said not long ago that he was going into hiding for a few weeks because some heat was getting to him, and yet in a few hours HE STOPPED HIDING and started this shitshow, bringing more heat into himself, then DOUBLED DOWN by posting the swatting call, all to hurt Pat, it just all looks so personal to him tbh.
 
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Interesting but ever more questionable scenario. Although if he puts up enough receipts regarding Pat it might prompt a situation where the local law enforcement might wish to examine all of his electronic communications type devices. For a single swatting probably not. But for such a repeat customer? They might. Imagine what fun things they might find on the hard drives of the SWA's loudest most supportive pedophile champion?
 
On the other hand, why would a swatter (we all can hate him but we can admin is a dangerous ¨job¨) expose himself publicly, dox one of his clients (making new clients more hesitant of using this services) and just take so many risks in general unless this was really personal to him.
I think the swatter is, for one reason or other, truly mad at Pat, no other reason to do all of this because the swatter doesnt get any benefit of doing all this sperging.

Has the alleged swatter for hire identified himself properly?

New clients might be hesitant, but they know he is good as he made Fatrick’s life hell.

Plus they won’t not pay him now.
 
I’ll still await some solid proof that this is real and Pat has been SwaTTing himself.

I swear I am not married to the position that he isn’t doing this, but I’m still not convinced. This person running the swatting service is motivated by money and, as others have mentioned, isn’t exactly a trustworthy source.

If anyone has the ability to draw this level of trolling and getting fucked with down upon themselves, it is Fatrick. I think someone may have paid this Swatter to lie about Pat using his services (and not paying) initially but once the Swatter realized how fucking insufferable Pat is he just continued on with this story for fun.
 
On the other hand, why would a swatter (we all can hate him but we can admin is a dangerous ¨job¨) expose himself publicly, dox one of his clients (making new clients more hesitant of using this services) and just take so many risks in general unless this was really personal to him.
I think the swatter is, for one reason or other, truly mad at Pat, no other reason to do all of this because the swatter doesnt get any benefit of doing all this sperging.

pd: the swatter said not long ago that he was going into hiding for a few weeks because some heat was getting to him, and yet in a few hours HE STOPPED HIDING and started this shitshow, bringing more heat into himself, then DOUBLED DOWN by posting the swatting call, all to hurt Pat, it just all looks so personal to him tbh.

Has the alleged swatter for hire identified himself properly?

New clients might be hesitant, but they know he is good as he made Fatrick’s life hell.

Plus they won’t not pay him now.
If his story about Pat trying to scam him is true, it wouldn't really drive away customers, but it would sure as hell scare his other customers into making sure they pay on time.
 
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