DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PieceofShet]

Im watching the latest anleet restream where he is watching a recent daily fap video and he noticed something which I found funny. DSP says "have a nice day off" at the end of the video. Dude. We are not having a day off, you have. Or you think its the viewers job to stay tuned to your shitty streams and now that YOU go off, they get a day off? Its a rhetorical question.

I thought it was funny.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Maybe he did confess to T, who then threatened to tell everybody? That would be another explanation of why DSP snapped and brutally murdered him.

EDIT
"I don't like your last name, change it" is peak DSP. I would say "never change", but he won't anyway.

Didn’t he drop lore that he brought a laptop on a retreat with Tee and other FGC players and they took it while he was in the bathroom and opened it up and “put” gay porn on it?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Thanks, Captain Obvious!

And yes, he did get the news from Twitter.

 

[Jasper2K]

I was watching Tevin's twitch last night and he got angry and started complaining because someone compared him to Phil in Ann's chat I think. Idk I had it playing in the background. Anyone else see it?

Yeah Tevin has a tendency to freak out at chat lately (Last couple years). Just not fun to watch anymore.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Jesus wept, man... what a retard.

• "He kind of revolutionized this entire 'get good' difficult games formula of FromSoft Games."
  
  Yeah, Phil, no shit, he fucking directed Demon's Souls, you fucking brainlet. Without that game, the Soulslike genre of games would have never happened. To say he "KIND OF" revolutionized the genre is absolutely insulting, considering the man spent almost 20 years with FromSoftware and directed the devlopment of some of the most memorable RPGs ever created.
  
  
• "Why did they name him for 2023? Elden Ring came out last year..."
  
  Was Phil in cryogenic stasis when Armored Core Last Raven, Armored Core For Answer, Demon's Souls, Dark Souls 1, 2, and 3 were out? Did he have some kind of out-of-body experience when he played Sekiro and Elden Ring? Phil, the man has been directing games since 2004, you fucking brainlet. He's being recognized for his ENTIRE body of work, not just Elden Ring.

I looked that up with a Wikipedia search that took me all of ten seconds to research. And yet, DSP (a man who has been false claiming to be a pro gammer since 2008, by the way) can't be bothered to look up a game developer whose games he's consistently played on his channel. For fuck's sake.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Remember how Phil said that he never learned how to swim, and how chat reamed his ass over him saying that he could just "figure it out"? Apparently, he's an expert now.

Big ups, Phil Kahllins.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Remember how Phil said that he never learned how to swim, and how chat reamed his ass over him saying that he could just "figure it out"? Apparently, he's an expert now.

Big ups, Phil Kahllins.

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If you have to "stay horizontal with the water and maintain motion" then how do you dive?

Fucking retard.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So according to Phil, if you bitch about him constantly stalling, YOU'RE the one with the problem. It's YOUR fault for showing up early to his stream, because you have "control problems".

If only a brick flew through his window when he said that.

 

[myone]

Remember how Phil said that he never learned how to swim, and how chat reamed his ass over him saying that he could just "figure it out"? Apparently, he's an expert now.

Big ups, Phil Kahllins.

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This mongoloid take on swimming is exactly the kind of thing a retard, who's surprised when he drowns in an open body of water, would say.

If you are wondering who these people are who make the news each summer, because they think they can easily swim in a river or lake even though they are terrible swimmers. Here we have one of them. DSPs only saving grace is that he's a hermit.

Absolute lunacy.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I was watching Tevin's twitch last night and he got angry and started complaining because someone compared him to Phil in Ann's chat I think. Idk I had it playing in the background. Anyone else see it?

Totally unfair comparison. DSP makes a lot more money.

 

[Rockerverb]

I can't find the clip of him saying he can't swim, and I could be wrong, but I swear his reasoning for being able to figure it out if he ended up in the water was that fat floats. So, it should be easy.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Im watching the latest anleet restream where he is watching a recent daily fap video and he noticed something which I found funny. DSP says "have a nice day off" at the end of the video. Dude. We are not having a day off, you have. Or you think its the viewers job to stay tuned to your shitty streams and now that YOU go off, they get a day off? Its a rhetorical question.

I thought it was funny.

He's been doing that for a long time now. Right before his breaks, he tells his viewers to enjoy their breaks. It's very autistic.

 

[PieceofShet]

Remember how Phil said that he never learned how to swim, and how chat reamed his ass over him saying that he could just "figure it out"? Apparently, he's an expert now.

Big ups, Phil Kahllins.

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HOLY FUCKIN SHIT THIS CLIP!

Is he pigsplaining how to swim when we have him on record that he never learned how to swim?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT THIS CLIP!

Is he pigsplaining how to swim when we have him on record that he never learned how to swim?

Well, he did just explain YET AGAIN how he's not a lolcow, and that his content is meaningful, so...

 

[Elbe]

'Some people think it's complicated....I always figured it out within minutes'

No words.

 

[myone]

Is he pigsplaining how to swim when we have him on record that he never learned how to swim?

Everyone who believes "DSPs mental decline isn't real" should be shown this clip. He's dead serious. His mind is fucked.

 

[Taube]

DarksydeGout can't fucking swim either?!
Kids competiting in the Special Olympics would bury him alive.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Mature adult right here. Totally straight, by the way.
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as the biggest believer in phils closeted homosexuality im disappointed this picture isnt loading and i cant see it

 

[JimiHendrix]

phil talking about swimming to me is hilarious, because just like anything else in life, it's a skill, and if you don't do it for awhile, you might lose the ability.

as a kid I grew up in a house with a 16 foot deep pool, I swam quite a lot, but that was over 20 years ago, and honest to god I don't know if I can still swim? it's been that long. but the fat boy, who has apparently never done it, thinks he can get it down if we drop him in the deep end, which personally I'm fine with testing?

 

[Lazycunt]

Remember how Phil said that he never learned how to swim, and how chat reamed his ass over him saying that he could just "figure it out"? Apparently, he's an expert now.

Big ups, Phil Kahllins.

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Omfg thank you, fuck I have not laughed so hard in a long time how can one guy say such retarded shit like this.

Dude needs some friends or outside people to bail him up on saying this shit and thinking it's profound or correct in anyway.