Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

What the fuck is happening right now?

Just realizing that the torswats account is run by a massive sperg.

 

[GrimPortents]

Until I see receipts between the SWATTer and Fat, this is 100% false and homosexual. Also, Patrick S. Tomlinson is fat and I would not have sex with him.

Edit: false and homosexual that it is Fatrick

 

[Sugriva]

I think the swat for hire guy is a lying faggot, and I think Patrick S. Tomlinson is a fat faggot.

 

[AnOminous]

What the fuck is happening right now?

I believe that Pat remains extremely fat. He's obese. He has incredibly obvious weight. He's corpulent. People who see him walking down the street say "wow that guy is one fat motherfucker."

Just saying.

He's fat.

Did I point out he's fat? Because he is. He's a giant fatso.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Even if the torSWATTer guy is lying and this was all a bunch of gayops (like, from a rogue element of ONA or KF), Fatrick will eventually find a way to turn a potential W into an L that's fatter than he.

And that's a lot of fat to begin with.

 

[Meat Target]

Until I see receipts between the SWATTer and Fat, this is 100% false and homosexual. Also, Patrick S. Tomlinson is fat and I would not have sex with him.

Edit: false and homosexual that it is Fatrick

I don't think we need receipts, even if we get them.

1. Only Patrick benefits from getting swatted. It gives him sympathy points, grounds for a potential lawsuit against MPD, and with that, a potential way out of the Quasi debt.
2. The timing of the swattings have been convenient for him. "Coinciding with the first pitch?" Only Pat would know that.
3. Both Kiwis and Rascals have unanimously condemned the swattings. Anyone who would hate Pat to the point that they'd spend hundreds of dollars trying to use the cops as hitmen would eventually show up here or there to brag about it.
4. Pat is a compulsive liar. He has lied about everything else, even in the teeth of evidence. Why would he be telling the truth now? Suck one cock, you're a cocksucker for life.
5. Rather than be smug about torswats being outed, he's being defensive about getting namedropped.
6. There's no proof that someone stole his name and used it to create a falseflag of a falseflag.

If I were MPD or the Feds, I'd be applying for search warrants of Pat's bank accounts and electronics. I'm not saying this as a Patposter; I'm saying this because the case against Pat, while circumstantial, is pretty apparent.

And that's probably the only way we could find out either way.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

In all fairness, most swatting services are all alike. This is a common itinerary of services they offer. I guess it's probably ran by a younger teenager which would explain why they're acting fairly brazen and are charging a relatively amount of money.
He definitely has some affiliation in the right places whether he's legitimate or not, no one would specifically accuse someone else of "beaming" them otherwise.

Can you elaborate on what the context is for “beaming”? I looked it up and only found this

 

[Ophelia]

I believe that Pat remains extremely fat. He's obese. He has incredibly obvious weight. He's corpulent. People who see him walking down the street say "wow that guy is one fat motherfucker."

Just saying.

He's fat.

Did I point out he's fat? Because he is. He's a giant fatso.

Might we say he’s Rubenesque?

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

hat tip to @Ralphamaniac


this picture is what throws the whole torswats angle into uncertainty, in my opinion. i don't read or care about OnAforums so i only know that this joke has come up in this lolcow thread. it makes no sense that the torswats guy would accuse fatrick of attempting to defame his local PD, sue them, and pay quasi off with whatever money he potentially won from it unless it's super fucking gay ops coming from inside the farms, because i certainly don't believe he was looking for a patsy.

disclaimer: i also don't use telegram but since it has t.me . 12m there i think this is from the torswats guy? feel free to label me dumb and stupid if this wasn't torswats guy posting it. but if it was, then i stand by my point that we're back to square one.

i also echo other users in the last ten+ pages (and myself from before that): it would be very easy to prove or disprove Patrick S. Tomlinson's culpability with transaction history from either side. in my experience, this is where all the ragebaiting comes to a head, as was most recently the case with the GTA6 leaks - someone allegedly possesses critical material that'll cause massive ructions if released, teases releasing it... and never fucking releases it. then we're all left wilting blue-balled once the faggot successfully extracts their narcissistic supply from all the drama they roused.

the torswats fag needs to dump transaction histories, or the MPD needs to bring Patrick in, obtain all his financial records, and settle the matter. there's no excuse for either not happening at this stage. it's mind-boggling that we can have a man allegedly swatted 30+ times - be the most swatted human being ever - and nobody appears to give a flying fuck even when there are very simple methods to get to the bottom of it.

 

[Meat Target]

hat tip to @Ralphamaniac
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this picture is what throws the whole torswats angle into uncertainty, in my opinion. i don't read or care about OnAforums so i only know that this joke has come up in this lolcow thread. it makes no sense that the torswats guy would accuse fatrick of attempting to defame his local PD, sue them, and pay quasi off with whatever money he potentially won from it unless it's super fucking gay ops coming from inside the farms, because i certainly don't believe he was looking for a patsy.

disclaimer: i also don't use telegram but since it has t.me . 12m there i think this is from the torswats guy? feel free to label me dumb and stupid if this wasn't torswats guy posting it. but if it was, then i stand by my point that we're back to square one.

i also echo other users in the last ten+ pages (and myself from before that): it would be very easy to prove or disprove Patrick S. Tomlinson's culpability with transaction history from either side. in my experience, this is where all the ragebaiting comes to a head, as was most recently the case with the GTA6 leaks - someone allegedly possesses critical material that'll cause massive ructions if released, teases releasing it... and never fucking releases it. then we're all left wilting blue-balled once the faggot successfully extracts their narcissistic supply from all the drama they roused.

the torswats fag needs to dump transaction histories, or the MPD needs to bring Patrick in, obtain all his financial records, and settle the matter. there's no excuse for either not happening at this stage.

Assuming torswats isn't just trying to stir shit, it's possible he's not releasing any receipts because they'd contain something that would blow his cover.

What would that be? Hell if I know. Just spitballing.

ETA: a curiously-specific denial from Rick.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Assuming torswats isn't just trying to stir shit, it's possible he's not releasing any receipts because they'd contain something that would blow his cover.

What would that be? Hell if I know. Just spitballing.

Patrick's own stubbornness in this matter is what makes this so frustrating. he'll choose to do what he's always done: deflect, and spit soy on twitter. it's like he doesn't realize that it would strengthen his position and, in fact, earn him a lot of respect to pursue truth and justice in this matter by providing his details to the authorities, being cleared of any wrongdoing or involvement in these felonies, and then posting their statement alongside the information he provided to warrant said statement. i see no reason why he can't do all of this without "pleading the 5th" or giving away shit he doesn't want to in regards to his other antics.

why was he so keen to share his journey to New York(?), where he retained legal counsel for $5000 solely to get his twitter account unbanned... but he can't snatch the easiest W ever from this situation? it only makes him look worse, and potentially opens him up to criminal investigations. all headaches stemming from this can be easily resolved. i would wager that if the authorities were so incompetent they refused to hear out this corpulent manbaby, who is experiencing very real attempts on his life, then tubby would have all the ammunition he needs to score a huge legal settlement.

but he won't do the smart things like stay silent and work things out logically, because he's a fat pig with an adipose substitute for a brain.

 

[A Sunset]

ETA: a curiously-specific denial from Rick.

He’s lying, they’re not trying to set up wallets in his name. They’re testing to see if he has a crypto and/or Telegram account by resetting the password or other tricks. Pat denied ever using Crypto, saying it was for criminals, and also denied have a telegram account. Yet there seem to be accounts ALREADY set up under his personal email and phone number.

As usual he’s just blowing smoke and lying like he lies about everything else. You can’t trust this guy’s word for dogshit.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

So, here is a summary of the major events as I understand them:

1. Patrick is fat.
2. In his fatness, Patrick is SWATted 30 times.
3. Someone- either Patrick or a troll- used Torswats to SWAT Patrick, who is still fat, by the way.
4. Torswats is exposed by Vice. Patrick remains fat.
5. Torswats namedrops Patrick, claiming Patrick fatly refused to pay for 30+ SWATS.
6. Torswats drops one recording as proof of him SWATting Patrick. It's obvious Patrick isn't making the call because it's not fat enough.
7. Patrick, fat with rage, childs everyone on Twitter.

A couple of facts leap out from this. The first is that Patrick Sean Tomlinson is fat. The second is that it's proven beyond a reasonable doubt someone was using Torswats to go after Patrick.

The only thing in contention is who. Who is SWATting Patrick? We several possibilities:

1. Patrick. Somehow, his single brain cell cut through the fat and learned about Torswats. He then bought himself a few SWATtings to get sympathy and updoots on Twitter. As always, he did not think of the consequences, and may have the three letter agencies as well as Quasi riding his ass. The argument against this is Patrick's innate stupidity. He simply isn't smart enough to come up with this plan, let alone find Torswats and engage his services. There was also that recording where he belligerently woke up the neighborhood when the cops cuffed him. To my ears, he definitely seemed upset that this happened, which may rule out Patrick doing it himself.
2. Torswats. Torswats mentioned that Patrick stiffed them a couple hundred dollars. As was mentioned earlier, Patrick could've contracted the SWATtings and refused to pay the stalker child behind Torswats, resulting in Torswats providing a free service. The argument against this is the same as above: Patrick is simply too dumb to find and contract someone like Torswats.
3. A random troll. This seems the most likely, and the timing aspects Patrick mentioned are simply a coincidence. The problem would be who this troll is. Who would hate Patrick enough to do this? Neither the Pests nor the Kiwis want to see the prize pig killed. Perhaps someone he ticked off on Twitter? Someone from /b/ having a laugh at our expense? Fredrick Brennan trying to get revenge on Null? The problem with this argument is the timing. The SWATs were timed on several occasions for maximum impact, including occasions known only to Patrick (e.g., when he was at the Brewers game.)

At this point, the only thing to do is wait and see. Alternatively, if Torswat's Telegram was archived, we have a whole weekend to comb through it.

It's time to put that famed autism to work, Kiwis.

 

[Octavia]

"Enjoy prison, atalker"
"wait for the knock, child"
Porque Squeeler not having a good time right now. You love to see it.

Just remember though, as crazy as this happening is, it doesn't change how fucking egregiously FAT Patrick is, and I would still not have sex with him.

 

[Spunt]

Theory: what if Patrick first paid Torswats to Swat someone else - a stalker child or one of his many enemies. Torswats sees how stupid and fat he is, and quotes him 500 dollars just to see if he'd fall for it which he does. The Swat happens but Pat has figured out that he's paying ten times what Torswats charges non-suckers and refuses to cough up the other 250. So Torswats swats Patrick to make him pay up and Patrick, being Patrick, digs his heels in and continues to refuse to pay, resulting in an escalating swatting campaign that only ended when Torswats started attracting too much attention and went on hiatus.

Plausible?

 

[Irene and 22 others]

I don't know how all of this is going to shake out or what's actually true, but Quasi better get his money fast, because the city of Milwaukee has dumped tens of thousands of dollars into the various emergency service calls to the Tomlinson stye over the last several months and if they can find someone to pay for all of this, they're definitely going to wring it out of the person's hide.

Even if this is someone running a gayop, hats off to them because it's pretty damn successful and has everyone guessing. I think there's a strong possibility that we're really on the darkest fattest timeline.

 

[FinnSven]

Theory: what if Patrick first paid Torswats to Swat someone else - a stalker child or one of his many enemies. Torswats sees how stupid and fat he is, and quotes him 500 dollars just to see if he'd fall for it which he does. The Swat happens but Pat has figured out that he's paying ten times what Torswats charges non-suckers and refuses to cough up the other 250. So Torswats swats Patrick to make him pay up and Patrick, being Patrick, digs his heels in and continues to refuse to pay, resulting in an escalating swatting campaign that only ended when Torswats started attracting too much attention and went on hiatus.

Plausible?

It is certainly not impossible.

As I said before, Fatrick thinks he is a tough guy not to be messed with.

 

[Ophelia]

Funny thing is, none of us is quaking in our stylish yet affordable boots. We want to know who’s behind this bullshit as well. Maybe more than Patrick does. Cute threat, Patso.

 

[Meat Target]

Breaking
BREAKING

Dan and SpaceEdge are reporting that Pat's debtor exam is scheduled for Tuesday the 19th.

Could be a bit, legit, or some combination thereof.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Breaking
BREAKING

Dan and SpaceEdge are reporting that Pat's debtor exam is scheduled for Tuesday the 19th.

Could be a bit, legit, or some combination thereof.

That is all Space Edge, I believe, using Dan’s name for a loff. In any case, date and time confirmed. Admin speculates that SE’s crazy ass called every commissioner fishing.

Crushingly, no public attendance and likely no record of the goings-on.