Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Boolean Bitch]

Our Gorl's current ADMITTED Weight is 523.6 el bees. Thats only 267,400 calories away from 600! Thats only 6,000 McNuggets!

Or in more rational terms. If she eats just 1000 more calories a day than she needs to maintain weight she will be at 600 pounds by New Years! 600 EL BEE 2024 here we go!


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Just a reminder our Gorl was claiming she lost 100 pounds, and back in August 1 2022 she claimed she was 476.0, the lowest she had been "in years" to quote her.

She claimed that 466 (when Jade pointed out she was "16 lbs away from 450" was the lightest that Amber had ever been while in Kentucky.
So, who feels like reminding Amber of her goal to be 399.8lbs by 2024?

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Plot Summary with Commentary, readable in 2 minutes (or less)! Not a reeecap, I lack the attention span to focus on everything sh- SQUIRREL!!! Um.. what was I saying? Bah, doesn't matter... ENGAGE!

Spoiler: trolling consequences, tortillagate, & kitchen amazon haul | vlog

AMAZON MOLMENT!! (these items were 'NEEDS'):

1. Yet ANOTHER copy of "A Child Called 'It'". She read it multiple times in foster care (I guess it's been 'research material' for her fabricated/exaggerated sob-stories), and now she wants Jade to read it.
2. Another Kitchen scale for all of the food portions Amber's pretending to weigh.
3. New drinking glasses and straws for her lemon water and iced coffee.
4. MORE plastic containers for the fridge.

WEIGH-IN MOLMENT!!
Amber knows when she's doing things right, her weight will drop. Despite this, she's gained a pound. LYMPHEDEMA! LIPEDEMA! This setback makes Amber want to restrict more. Amber feels she may have to talk to her dietician again if this continues.

Amber takes a break to yell at Jade that she's still vlogging. "What, you think I'm just talking to the ceiling?!" What a cunt.

Talking about her creamer with a touch of coffee, and her water. "Lemon water, for me, is so detoxing". You have no idea what that even means.

[Next Day]

Applying makeup - while she cries about tornadoes. Tornadoes are so scary she poops. She brings this back to childhood trauma where her parents fighting made her poop.

"Tornadoes are another reason I want to move out of Kentucky" Ah, everything else has failed, so now she's going to clickbait moving out of state again.

Amber insists her hair isn't dirty when it's in the poop-bun. WE HAVE EYES.

Riddled with anxiety today. NO ONE CARES!

Oh, Amy Slaton reached out to her the other day. NO ONE CARES!

[Welcome to Tortillagate]

Keto tortillas with salsa and 'Mexican' shredded cheese, melted in the microwave like a savage. EATING ON CAMERA. Bitch is getting desperate. It smells bad. "It lidurally tastes like a dog treat". How would you know? And why are you still eating it?

Oh, Jade's food actually tastes good because she put INGREDIENTS in it and cooked it on the stove instead of being lazy.

Amber continues to talk about tortillas while watching Jade eat. She's really pissed that she had to cook her own when Jade could have cooked for her. "Jokes" that Jade is going to have to cook all of Amber's meals.

[Tortilla Gate Officially Ends]

Update: The scale moved a lot for an 'overnight molment'. I guess she finally had her 'tornado-poop'. You want the weight? Tune in next time: same FAT TIME, same FAT CHANNEL! NO ONE CARES!

IF you lose a meaningful amount of weight, we'll be able to see it, regardless of what your 'wonky' scale says (just look at Tammy Slaton).

Amber gives weight loss and diet advice.
[PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Don't take ANY weight loss or medical advice from Amber]

[7 Hours Later]

PO BOX TIME!
A Lottery Ticket, and a Toddler scavenger hunt cards with the note 'fuck you'.

BEING INTERVIEWED BY YOU!
Amber definitely still would have started a YouTubel channel, even if she didn't want to do one on weight loss.
Amber was just TROLLING when she said she was diagnosed with ASMR. She can't believe people couldn't tell she was trolling. Now she has to live with people thinking she's a liar.

TL;DR: Amber eats food. Amber talks about eating food. Amber stares at Jade's food while Jade eats it. Amber has been following the dietician's instructions, yet is still gaining weight. Amber feels that she'll need another dietician appointment if this keeps up. Oh wait, no, the scale is moving. Scary things make Amber poop.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

This bitch. Three possibilities:

1. She's been drinking
2: She's high on something MG,W gave her.
3. She's pretending to be manic

Or all three. The forced jolly fat person routine is getting old, Hamber. Just go back to your bitchy, crusty fatbody victim routine. It suits you way better.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

2: She's high on something

Just look at her pupils. If history has anything to say, she gets drunk and pops all of her pills when she feels as if her caretaker may not be around for a day or two.

 

[Hippy Dippy]

I must have missed the part where the dietician suggested that she eat keto.

 

[ADHD]

Just do meth already there's literally no reason not to at this point.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

She's going to start claiming she's been through similar things she reads in that book. I guarantee it. She'll start dropping not so subtle hints about new trauma that's not quite as bad as the book but close enough to claim more victimhood.

Still can't shut the fuck up about ''wahh I'm fat 'cos of water retention, waahhhhh''.
It's not your body working differently to everyone else, it's you choosing to be a greedy cunt and nothing more. Lemon water is ''super detoxing''? What does that mean?

Making the threat of a serious storm about herself. Stop it. It doesn't make you seem dainty, it makes you look like an attention seeker. Muh anxieteee, muh anxieteee, muh anxieteeeeee.

I feel like she's told Wipey to do more lovey dovey shit for the camera. Everyone has noticed her not being interested and now it's all back to ''baybuuuuh''. Nah. The act is weak as fuck.

HA! She's pretending the ASMR self diagnosis was trolling... You fucking idiot. You're not a believable liar, you wanted to add another illness to the list and it backfired because you're braindead.

It’s like when Christina Phillips on My 600 Lb Life claimed her weight gain was water retention and Dr Now shut her down. They’re all delusional about how weight works, how calories work etc.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I must have missed the part where the dietician suggested that she eat keto.

Remember her "dieticians goals":
30g fibre
75g fat
80-90g protien
180-220g carbs

Sure looks like keto macros to me /sarcasm. Or maybe her dietician suggested keto and Amber refused because "mah sludgey gallbladder can't handle a keto diet"

 

[StrawberryDouche]

She can't believe people couldn't tell she was trolling. Now she has to live with people thinking she's a liar.

She's also going to need to live with people thinking she's stupid.

 

[Xenomorph]

@Chef Autism

 

[that blue peach]

"i edited amberlynn reid while stoned" by a channel named "what cereal is that", with a following of 319 subscribers at the time of posting this.

Thanks for directing me to the channel, the edits are hilarious. They definitely deserve more subs

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Hamber thinks she's a master troller, buys more shit she'll use once, and tries to start a Thing, but as usual, it's stupid and lame and will never amount to anything. She's got the uber, over the top corky, funny, laughing fat gorl thing going on, and as we know from her past, this usually means she has pissed off whatever the current caretaker gf is, and is now trying to get them to think that at heart, she is not that nasty, smelly, fatbody who does nothing but shop, sleep, eat, and shit while hoarding up the living space and screeching 24/7 we all know her to be.

SO. Let's get this done.

Spoiler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp3HqaagFU0 - April 13, 2023

Thumbnail: staring at herself eating some kind of tortilla monstrosity.

"YouTube picks my thumbnails!" Gorl, there ain't no shame in making a living using whatever actual talents you have. Get that feeder coin while there are people willing to give it to you.

When I catch up with reaction channels and this here web site after watching her bullshit, somewhere among those, there is always at least one person asking WTF is up with her camera angles. That's mainly because her massive head and shoulders take up the entire frame, and we're always looking at her multiple chins. Now we have further proof - as if we needed even more - that despite her protestations to the contrary, Hamber watches every reaction video made about her, and reads any forums or blogs about her, including the Farms: instead of looking up at her fat head, now we're on the side, looking at her terrifyingly fat fucking arm and her fat head.

She's opening yet another box from Amazon. A food scale, because her current one is glitchy or whatever and nah, we know you probably sent it to Goodwill, just like you will with this one after using it once. Ess-tetic glasses with cute little lids and a cute little hole in top for her to use a straw that she's supposed to stop doing for WLS (wink wink). What happened to those Pieneer Woman glasses, Ham? Oh, right. Goodwill. A container (box) of other containers (plastic storage boxes) so she can put shit already in containers into new containers. And, best of all, one of her FAVE books, A Child Called It, because she wants MG,W to read it. Why? It, like Hillbilly Elegy and your tales of your soccer- and softball-playing, dancing solo and in groups, Disney-going, horrific foster time, contain nuggets of truth but are otherwise massively embellished. MG,W already has you, live and in person, as a guide for that.

Hamber claims she's been following the dietitian's plan but weighed herself and gained a pound. Sigh. We've been over this numerous times. Daily weighins are USELESS. Much like yourself.

But guise, she KNOWS WHAT WORKS FOR HER. When she's "doing the right thing", she drops weight. Blames water retention and her *demas. Gaining is frushtrating, and makes her want to restrict more. Bitch, you DON'T restrict yourself. That's the whole fucking problem. Says that after a week if the scale is not moving - much like yourself, Ham - she'll have to talk to the dietitian again. Yeah, just like that one bitch on MSHPL who said she couldn't possibly lose weight on a 1200 calorie plan because it was "too much" and she had to eat 700 calories or some other absurd figure. You are not following the plan, and you are not trusting the process, and you're going to find out that this is not a tv show. They are not going to just keep you on the rolls indefinitely. If you're not going to be compliant, they're going to dismiss you. As they should. But why the fuck do you care? You're not really invested in losing weight anyhow.

Apparently MG,W yelled at her, asked her who she was talking to, as Hamber yells back at her, "I'm vlogging! Do you think I'm talking to the ceiling?" Then realizes what a fucking bitchy cunt she's being and that MG,W could easily toss her Jordans, watches, and clothes into a duffle and walk out in ten minutes flat, yells "I love you." Sure, Ham. This explains the extra peppy, happy fat girl thing she does later. She was pissy with MG,W, but MG,W isn't Becky and se isn't going to be happy about that shit.

Claims the "lipidemia specialist" told her she isn't going to lose weight like other people. What, did she mean AT ALL? Did she say your entire body is lipidemia? Come on, Hamber. Could you put at least a tiny bit of effort into your lies? You have mounds and mounds of fat on you. While you'll definitely have to have lipo and probably even some slice and dice on your fat ass to suck out/carve off your whale-like self, you can, at 600 pounds, certainly lose some weight. just like other YouTubers people. So don't give us this bullshit. But, speaking of the specialist: why aren't you doing any treatment for either of your *demias? No compresses, no wraps, no nothing. Dumbass.

Says she's been weighing all her food, logging her food, etc. And nope, don't buy it. Now it's time for lemon water. Whatever it takes to get hydrated, Fatty. Oh, in the super cute new glasses, even, after washing them - or, more likely, just the one she's using here. "I know some people don't wash new dishes before they use them, and I'm like ma'am!" Says the lardass who doesn't wash new clothes before she wears them. If there is a hell, part of it is no doubt mandatory appearances at film speeches from Hamber, Hitler, and Mao.

OK, lemon water. And also "coffee" with her creamer in it - it's basically creamer with a drop of coffee in it, based on the color of it. Just dink the cramer if you don't like coffee. WTF are you drinking coffee is you don't like it? If you want the caffeine from it, even though you claim you're "sensitive" to caffeine, which is another lah, given how much is contained in all the sodas you've sucked down over the years, just buy caffeine. Or have green tea. Hamber's mental train runs only one way: into retardedness.

Shows us the goddamned lemon water, and WE GET IT ALREADY, goddamn. She squints at her glass. "Is that a seed?" A slice of real lemon has a seed? Now that is useful info, Hamber, thanks for passing that along. MG,W put mint in hers, so it's more ess-tetic. LEARN TO PRONOUNCE ESTHETIC, BITCH. And learn to use it when appropriate. For you, that would be never.

JFC. "Lemon water for me, I don't know about anyone else, is super detoxing." No. No, it isn't. Because "detoxing" in the way you mean is not a thing. At all. Anyone with functional kidneys and liver has all the "detoxing" the body requires, DoctorLynn Medicine Woman. her goal is to have lemon water every single morning with her drop of coffee. Oh yummy. It will be like drinking OJ after you brush your teeth.

New day. Once again in the middle of makeup. Could you show up at your job looking put together like you claim to do for your appointments? Blah blah, makeup shit. Trying to get her mind off the "tornado outbreak" that's heading their way and what? There are tornados on the ground, in your area? No, didn't think so, DramaLynn. Says she poops when bad storms are in the area or some other nonsense. Claims it's from her muh trauma of watching her parents fight when she was young. Sure, bitch. More nattering about tornados that would have a hard time picking her fat shelf ass off the ground. Blah blah, hair and necklace and I do not care.

Today is just a boring day - what days do you have that are not boring? - and she's been "riddled" with anxiety. Whatever.

We're now in the kitchen for a "taste test". How about you clean up all that shit on the counter behind you, you fucking pig. Sun-dried tomato tortillas that are tiny as hell. "Keto certified." What? There isn't any entity that certifies food as keto, bitch. This isn't like people choosing halal or kosher products, Lardbrain. And why are you eating keto anyway? That isn't what the dietitian said to do. So, we're not actually following what the dietitian said to do. Got it. Se says, in her normal, stupid way, of the tortillas, that she will be having three, and that they are 25 "calories per one."

This drives me up the fucking wall just like her "25 proteins" or "100 sodiumz" or "a THING" of ayygs." It's 25 calories EACH, retard.

She put the tortillas in the microwave and says they smell like dog treats. But, she's going to eat it anyway. She threw cheese on them before she threw them in the microwave. She takes a bite and clearly hates it. But she eats it anyway, tells people not to listen to her laziness and do it the way MG,W made hers: with actual ingredients, on the stove. She also took the first bite of MG,W's quesadilla, which she points to as a better job. Also says she hasn't had takeout in a hot minute, and nobody believes that, Ms I Gained 15 Pounds in Two Months.

Blathers on about how she loves quesadillas in the micro because she did that as a kid, and blah blah. And now it's a side conversation with MG,W. If you want her IN the videos, then put her IN the fucking videos. Otherwise, cut this shit out.

Next day. Says she doesn't know what happened, but when she stepped on the scale today, her scale really moved, guise, except she's not going to give the numbers. Why, because people will hold you accountable? They have the a/c off because today it's supposed to be 80 but tomorrow is supposed to be 60 and what the fuck does that have to do with anything, you dim shit?

PO Box: Stupid scratch off from Florida. Toddler scavenger hunt cards with a note that says fuck you. LOLOL. Good job, troller! Hamber ilariously says "If you think I'm not gonna go outside and do this..." Yeah, Ham, that's what we think because you don't fucking go outside. Basically says anyone telling her to vlog outside is a troll.

Q&A:
1. If you started your channel all over would you still have made it a weight loss channel? No, she says, although she fails to mention any topic/subject/thing she would have used instead of whoring her body out for coin.
2. What's with the ASMR thing? She thinks it's funny, because she was trolling when she tweeted that. Those of us who remember way back in the Krystle era know you included, in a x things about me video, a shot of yourself saying "I have ASMR." You were completely serious, too, so fuck your obvious attempts at retcon, and fuck your trying to make "tortillagate" a thing - especially since you gave zero reason that it would be. It's just you being a moron, and it doesn't take any "gate" to see that.

Says goodbye, but then does that stupid rewind noise so she can assure us that the tornaders didn't get 'em! No shit, bitch, you uploaded this YTBux assignment and have been active on IG.

TL;DW/R: Hamber whines about gaining a pound before telling us the next day about the scale moving, and she was happy, but wasn't sharing numbers for us. Unless there's independent confirmation, any weights she gives should be treated as lies. Gets more crap from Amazon. Eats a microwaved tortilla with cheese on it like a heathen instead of making it on the stove because, as she says herself, she's lazy. PO crap. Q&A crap. Tries to claim she was trolling wen she said she had ASMR, but we know she sucks at it, no nope, no one is buying that. The "tornado outbreak" that was heading their way did not, in fact, get them, and she just had to let us know she was ok. Of course you were all thinking about this intently, shitlords, and you're relieved that Hamber is completely unharmed.

 

[Suspicious Activity]

Just do meth already there's literally no reason not to at this point.

Meth is gnarly and very addictive, but they say coke actually isn’t quite as bad. Plenty of people can handle it, recreationally. She could afford some good coke and you’re not convincing me that JFoNY can’t rustle up a contact.

Yeah, there’s the cardiotoxicity but I reckon that may be a reasonable trade off for some decent appetite suppressant qualities, energy inducing/weight loss progress.
Not a doctor/don’t play one on tv but I would look at Chantal and the weight loss she experienced during her Crackhead Olympics period and see the move as an overall net gain.

Jade, get your girl a little bit of the good stuff. If you’re as under Amber’s fat thumb as we assume, you can be the canary and test it out for fentanyl first. If you drop dead, I’m sure she’s got another carer on speed-dial.

Even if she eats through the effects, we might get some entertaining vlogs from the experiment. She’s been monumentally boring lately and I feel we need her to throw some excitement into her content.

 

[Miltank]

this poor man

 

[Dylan]

Meth is gnarly and very addictive, but they say coke actually isn’t quite as bad. Plenty of people can handle it, recreationally. She could afford some good coke and you’re not convincing me that JFoNY can’t rustle up a contact.

Yeah, there’s the cardiotoxicity but I reckon that may be a reasonable trade off for some decent appetite suppressant qualities, energy inducing/weight loss progress.
Not a doctor/don’t play one on tv but I would look at Chantal and the weight loss she experienced during her Crackhead Olympics period and see the move as an overall net gain.

Jade, get your girl a little bit of the good stuff. If you’re as under Amber’s fat thumb as we assume, you can be the canary and test it out for fentanyl first. If you drop dead, I’m sure she’s got another carer on speed-dial.

Even if she eats through the effects, we might get some entertaining vlogs from the experiment. She’s been monumentally boring lately and I feel we need her to throw some excitement into her content.

Meth is indeed very gnarly, but if you dose it right you can get just the appetite suppression, obviously you can't expect gorl to not indulge in this very addictive drug. All drugs are cardiotoxic, but so is being morbidly obese.
Coke... I can't really imagine how it would do any more harm than her current lifestyle

 

[goat sneed]

She really received an expensive cake in the mail, and somehow managed to twist it into abuse. Actually had the nerve to compare it to giving heroin to recovering junkies. I guess her point is this is triggering her, but I’d like to know how? She’s now claiming she never binged, her BED was misdiagnosed and she’s doing fine with her diet these days.
So what’s the problem? Just give it away. Unless she’s a big fucking liar, there’s no reason why a coffee cake would cause her this much stress. Fatty is acting like she’s Bjork in 1996.

 

[beansoup]

On the topic of recreational drugs being used for Amber to use as an appetite suppressant resulting in weight loss. I'd just like to remind everyone this fat fuck ate thru Metformin, Ozempic, and any other kinds you can buy in the store. I'm sure she's tried them all to no avail.
Amber's hunger isn't physical, I dont believe she's ever experienced actual hunger pangs or even a half-empty stomach. Bitch is always eating or snacking so there's no time for her to be hungry.
She eats out of habit and because she's a greedy glutton.
Why she portrays signs of food insecurity I have no idea, because she's always been fat. It's not like she was ever starved even a little bit (except the extra scary skim milk and yogurt omg). Her entire existence is just surreal and hard to believe honestly. Hard to believe people like this exist. I know they do, but to put it all online unironically is just insane and, frankly, embarrassing.

 

[Salvador Dali]

I'm done & come shopping with me | vlog​

Spoiler: April 15, 2023 Archive

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Plot Summary with Commentary, readable in less than 4 minutes! ENGAGE!

Spoiler: I'm done & come shopping with me | vlog

"Hey Guize, welcome to a new vlog". She's talking to us while eyefucking herself in the viewfinder again. You know, you can fix your hair and admire yourself in the viewfinder BEFORE hitting the record button.

Storytime: How Amber taught herself to braid - NO ONE CARES! [SKIP]

Conversation with a disembodied voice - NO ONE CARES! [SKIP]

Desktop Mini Fish Lamp Setup. Jade put the batteries in for Amber (as the instructions likely said to keep batteries away from small children), but Amber sets up the rest on camera. Amber can't get a real fish because Jade doesn't want to care for another pet, I mean, because Rarity likes to jump on the desk.

Amber spends WAY TOO LONG talking about this stupid fake fish tank.

[NEXT DAY]

AMBER'S IN THE CAR picking up the PO Box items.

[DISCLAIMER]

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! FAT SHAMING! A HATE MOB! She's not speaking to EVERYONE, guize - despite EVERYONE hearing her bitching and no one receiving any genuine appreciation for their support of her. Her eyes are red because she's been crying. LONG STORY SHORT: she got her XXXXXXXXL yoga pants in a twist up her cavernous asscrack because a 'haydur' sent her a delicious looking coffee cake and loaf of bread.

"This is what happens when my YouTube channel, 7 or 8 years ago, ends up on a fat-shamming website. And all of you guys decide to come follow me". KIWIFARMS SHOUTOUT!! (And no, Ambo, The Farms had nothing to do with this shit you've gotten yourself into)

"Here I try to do something nice, and..." What exactly have you done to be "nice" to your audience? Do you expect praise for being so gracious as to ALLOW your fans to spend their hard-earned money to send you free gifts? You know, after you ALLOW them to watch you acting like a greedy, gluttonous, manipulative, snotty, lazy, self-centred SHITBAG of a human being in order to earn a VERY comfortable living off of adsense revenue? If you don't like it, stop e-begging.

She said A LOT of bitchy things, but my favourite two things were:
1) "You're giving alcohol to an alcoholic", and
2) "I hope you have fun sitting next to Trump in hell".

Oh, but Amber wants to make sure you know that she's not an angry person.

I thought you didn't believe in God or heaven? According to you, when Becky was grieving and trying to cope, you said Norma was gone forever as there was no heaven. So if there is no heaven, why do you think that there would be a hell? And why would you think the criteria for admittance to hell would be people that you don't like? I'm no expert, but I do remember "Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness" (lying) being one of the TEN BIG NONOs. Also in the TEN BIG NONOs is "Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Goods" (striking channels, taking Becky's half of the streaming money, taking Krystle's money, etc). I also remember one of the deadly sins being gluttony. If you believe hell exists, you should worry about your own actions first.

And I've looked again, but I STILL can't find "Thou Shalt Not Mail Snackypoos to Lardbutt Gaslighters" in the bible. Is it in Leviticus? Deuteronomy? ... The (Lost) Gospel of Thomas? Regardless, I don't think that's a sin which warrants eternal damnation.

Well, in response, I say that I hope when a vessel in your heart/brain inevitably ruptures, that the emergency responders put their own health and personal safety over yours. And instead of permanently injuring themselves by trying to carry your fatass out of that smelly hovel to get you to the hospital ASAP, they instead wait until a tow truck arrives with a chain to winch you out like a rotted tree stump.

I'd also like to add: GO FUCK YOURSELF, AMBER! You AREN'T ENTITLED kindness and unconditional love FROM ANYONE, and NO ONE is OBLIGATED to give it to you - no matter how fat you make yourself get, or how 'traumatic' you claim your childhood was. Maybe a little fat-shaming is required to drill into your head how selfish and burdensome to society your lifestyle truly is. I (and I'm sure many other people) know firefighters who have ended up pretty much disabled from trying to get fatfucks like you onto a stretcher. Or suffer from REAL PTSD because a child died in a house fire, but they couldn't save them in time because it took too long to lug some lardo out of their Lazyboy chair.

I'm also not an angry person (: (: (: (seriously though; not angry, just stating facts)

Donate the food to your local shelter, Amber. Oh wait, she won't do that because this was sent to her "in malice", so she's throwing it out instead. Amber declares that YOU are the ones wasting food by sending it to her (and not Amber by throwing out perfectly good food, or by eating 3x what her body requires EVERY DAMN FUCKING DAY).

I do have to agree with Amber here; sending ANYTHING to her is a waste. Even my dude Matty-boy thinks so (7:6)
"Give not that which is holy unto the dogs,
neither cast ye your pearls before swine,
lest they trample them under their feet,
and turn again and rend you."

[NEXT DAY]

FOOD!!!! Paper plate with 3 "sausage egg muffins" (mini quiche-thingies) while still in bed (served by Maid-Jade).

Some sort of makeup thing - NO ONE CARES! [SKIP]

Amber went to 'HomeGoods' for more stuff she "needed". Amber plays in the hanging rugs like a child. Want to see the haul? Tune in next time: same FAT time, Same FAT channel!

She claims the next video will be tomorrow (4/16), but I doubt that.

TL;DR: ANOTHER ATTEMPT TO GET RAGE CLICKS WITH 80 PROOF CUNTINESS. Amber set up her toy fish tank. Amber goes into a RAGE that someone sent her food, and spends 2/3 of the video blasting her audience for it. Amber hopes you have fun sitting next to Trump in hell - but she's not an angry person. Amber hurples around at HomeGoods, but is saving the haul contents for another video.

UPDATE (4/16):
Some fan comments have identified these products as coming from a very expensive bakery (possibly $100 USD with shipping). This could very well have been a well-intentioned gift (or a brain-dead haydur with too much money)]
I think this is what she got: https://strawberryhill.com/coffee-cake-povitica-combo/

 

[burntgrilledcheese]

Ooooeee, in this episode, martyr-socialjusticlynn confronts cruelty, booleyin, and fatphobia for the sake of future generations via gifts sent to her PO box. She is no longer showing food gifts!!!! And she teases us with the tiniest clip at the very end reminiscent of the good ol' years, when she used to leave the house and be a moron in public instead of just online in private.

 

[that blue peach]

This last video made me MATI. I'm pressing X to doubt that she actually threw away the baked goods she was given (most likely stashed them in the kitchen and stuffed her face once she turned the camera off), but on the off chance that she actually did, fuck you, fatass. So many people going through food insecurity and you have the audacity to throw away those expensive food items - or at least say that you would do so, since we all know you're a filthy liar. What happened to GivingLynn? If you're not gonna eat it, donate it, give it away to someone. I know you don't have friends you could give it to but there's always the homeless shelter.

This entire segment she was absolutely fucking insufferable, much more so than usual. Claiming fatphobia because someone sent her some expensive baked goodies. I fucking can't.