Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Lone Outsider]

If Schadenfreude was a drink we'd all be plastered right now.

 

[pajeetprideworldwide]

Is she a pick me?
She's just a dumb zoomer.
She's not as manipulative and malicious as her older sister.

Bortez lost? Another W for the event.

Spoiler: context

For those familiar with Aella’s thread you’ll know she’s an insufferable ‘pick me’.

would love to hear more about the botez sisters lore

 

[johnny dollars]

-Chris Raygun getting toyed with by Last Minute Negro-- who apparently lost 13 pounds in 3 weeks-- until LMN eventually got bored and just pummelled him LMAO x2

You gotta feel bad for Chris Ray Gun. The professional boxing managers Ian and Anisa Jomha couldn't find a boxer his size and he gets destroyed in front of everyone.

Seeing him walk out to the Reese's Puffs song was very bittersweet ngl.

I'm surprised he would do that. His old fans may appreciate it too much.

I WANT KRISPY KREME - best girl is loyal.

Based based based based.

Ian cries and lets himself be bullied into another fight by his exceptional opponent.

"I know I'm not everybody's cup of tea." I believe he deserves every bit of the punches he got from Alex in this evening.

There's something so pathetic about iDubbbz's post-loss speech. This is a man who used to be an Internet badass. A man that couldn't be roasted because he was so cocky and confident that anything you could say he had already said. Leafy and RiceGum made complete jackasses of themselves when they tried to roast iDubbbz back then. Now, he's lost his second boxing fight, and he's crying about it.

He literally is so whipped by both his wife and society that he feels the need to apologize for saying naughty words 5 years ago after getting his ass handed to him publicly. Pathetic.

 

[BigUUUU]

Ians gonna get turned into a troon after he gets buckbroken by his girl like Digibro

 

[cumster]

guy organizes two boxing events, boasts about his supposed boxing skills on the down-low, makes fun of the first opponent that kicked his ass, is part of the main event each time, has his ass handed to him both times
if you ask me i'd say he has a knack for taking a beating

good on you idubbbz, hope there's CC3 where you get fucked up again!

 

[Vect]

I came to the fight late due to time differences but I'll add my two cents;

1. Turns out I was completely wrong about Chris Ray Gun - I thought his months of training would have been enough to destroy his last-minute replacement, but no, the black man crushes him, fair play to him. Anisa is the only logical person to blame.
2. Leonhart and TheCrankGamePlays' (apparently his other name is 'Soft Boi', for fuck's sake) fight was like watching a scuffle between William Shatner and a stunt double in a rubber suit from the old Star Trek films.
3. I don't like Amouranth, but watching Harley act like a methed-up truck driver towards her was weird and cringe and he deserved his shit-kicking for that alone, if not for his laughable entrance and simping for Anisa like a circus-trained turd.
4. MoistCritikal is an incontrovertible midge of the first order. I seriously thought he was sitting down when the three commentators were shown together.
5. Chills is dressed like he'd sooner shoot up a mall than fail to sell you a used convertible.
6. Despite hopes, the show was fairly full, at least from what I could tell in the darkness. Only the third level seemed sparsely populated. I expect it was successful, even if that wasn't the point.
7. iDubbbz acts like a hyperactive girl during the pre-fight interview - it's actually unnerving to watch. Honestly, it actually reminded me of Chris Tyson trying to act girly after he trooned out. He makes Leafy look like a red-hot paragon of masculinity. He expends precious energy dancing during his entrance and I wonder, combined with his honestly impressive endurance and subsequent abrupt breakdown, if it's because he's on drugs.
8. Even as a non-American, Supermega performing that faggy rendition of the Star Spangled Banner felt genuinely offensive. Bonus points for iDubbbz with his gloved hand on his heart like he's a candidate at a presidential debate in a way I do not think is ironic.



9. Alex Wassabi (who despite the name, is Filipino) I feel was technically the more competent fighter who knew how to stay on his feet, but he was kind of cheesing it after the first round; almost every time iDubbbz backed Alex into the corner, Alex pulled a hug and prevented further attacks. It did kind of look like he was using every trick in the book to play for time and exhaust iDubbbz's higher stamina, and to be fair it could have failed if iDubbbz wasn't attacking so recklessly. It was at least an entertaining fight.
10. iDubbbz has been interested in boxing ever since his Jinx Content Cop, but I think now it's sunk in that's he's just not cut out for it. I don't think Anisa will allow him to embarrass her again. I will be amazed if there is a Creator Clash 3.
11. Anisa herself looks like utter shit, and her tattoo saturation has reached 'pig who's rolled in dry algae' levels. I had some disagreement in the Telegram chat about whether this Hila Klein phase or the bald graffitti phase was better.
12. Froggy Fresh sportingly encourages Harley on his defeat and Alex on his victory.

13. I do feel a little bit bad for iDubbbz getting emotional at his loss, if for no other reason than it was him and not his airheaded prostitute fuck-up of a wife that actually undertook the effort to train for the fight.
14. In the pointless post-match discussion, Markiplier and Jacksepticeye throw shade at the other moderators for leaving early and tell curious spectators/fans to fuck off, even as the stadium is empty and the boxing ring is being dismantled behind them.

All in all, Mr and Mrs Johma successfully organised a smoothly run, polished, well-attended event that perfectly showcased just how fucking useless they are.

 

[*sigh*]

The first row is full, the second row is sparse, but the third row at the top is completely empty. This whole thing looks incredibly expensive and compared with last years attendance makes this turnout incredibly embarrassing

It’s Florida and it is a college arena, so it’s cheaper than you might think. But, yeah, it’s still expensive.
And Taylor Swift was in town, so that didn‘t help either. “Taylor Swift or ShoeNice420 vomiting on EpicJewBacon. Hmmm.”

 

[Slimy Time]

I trained in boxing from the ages of 18-27 and did a lot of sparring and amateur matches for fun. Every single one of them that I saw need a LOT more training.

Got to love seeing it where they have apparently trained for months on end, and then they get into the ring and they stand completely square with the ICarly guard. Most of the women and Cuck Ray Gun had this shit.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Says the person who organized this match up;

 

[Commandant Swordfish]

I'm sure it's not radical to assume that he doesn't even like boxing, he does it because of a mixture between his seething anger against Sam Hyde (because he's the one that got him into boxing that faithful day underneath the bridge, don't let him tell you otherwise) and because Anisa wants to be """married to a boxer""" and play girlboss. So he gets dragged around like a monkey on a leash, completely broken, to do some shit he doesn't even like and that he knows he will not succeed at-- because otherwise he really doesn't have anything at this point. And he is painfully aware of it too... "I know I'm not everyone's cup of tea". He truly is in hell.

A compelling theory, but he had mentioned about watching boxing in previous videos, I believe it was in the the Jinx/Reaction Channel Content Cop where he made reference to pirating a Mayweather fight and it being basically in the corner of the screen with some cam whore taking up most of it.

 

[Just_A_guy]

I trained in boxing from the ages of 18-27 and did a lot of sparring and amateur matches for fun. Every single one of them that I saw need a LOT more training.

Im pretty sure it was of such low quality that anyone who has taken even a few boxing lessons knows its bad.

 

[TVB]

It’s Florida and it is a college arena, so it’s cheaper than you might think. But, yeah, it’s still expensive.
And Taylor Swift was in town, so that didn‘t help either. “Taylor Swift or ShoeNice420 vomiting on EpicJewBacon. Hmmm.”

Or possibly either a dumb Asian college intern that has a very rich family lifestyle from the western front (i.e. Amy Wong) or some smelly burntout college dropout dude weed lmao young adult who still lives with her family (i.e. Hayley Smith).

 

[*sigh*]

I suspect that Anisa is into castration/cock and ball torture and having her wife Ian and her girlfriend Raygun pummeled is as far as she can go on humans. Her dogs are probably castrated too.

 

[RedZaku]

Welcome back! Did anyone else notice the Amouranth Curse? Almost Every fighter she "interviewed" took a huge L. I think that when she kept asking why the fighters were*so sweaty, that was the codeword that they were to take a fall!

 

[cumster]

Im pretty sure it was of such low quality that anyone who has taken even a few boxing lessons knows its bad.

one look at their stances/form and it's clear as day their training was dogshit
the kickboxing school i went to had a really, really good coach with over 100 fights under his belt, so he whipped people into good fighting shape in about 6 months - i remember seeing people with no experience at all get better and better at a surprising rate
meanwhile here? people talked non-stop about how they've been training for months and months yet have SHIT to show for it - classic mcdojo shit
fuck man, this makes me want to get back into kickboxing again

 

[Just_A_guy]

fuck man, this makes me want to get back into kickboxing again

You and me both, the little boxing I did kicked my ass but was very enjoyable.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

Everybody’s talking about what a shit show the fight was but nobody is talking how financially fucked they are. Nobody was there, they even posted a photo to their Twitter which you would think they would make look as good as possible but nope it was empty as fuck.

<assuming there was a ppv live stream, didnt watch>

Who would go out of their way to fly out to see a bunch of youtube skinnyfats fight in person when you could just watch it on a big ass 75" hdvt from the comfort of your own home while eating and drinking reasonably priced food and beverages?

This isnt Anderson Silva's return to the octagon. Its a bunch of dweebs with minimal training taking out their frustrations on each other because they cant type out niggerfaggot in the comments on kiketube without getting the permab&.

EDIT: forgot to ask, what were the ppv metrics? How much money did they pull in from online viewers?

 

[Clancee]

Genuinely thought Anisa was a troon in the pictures. That's how awful she looks.

Ian's desperate hope that he would win and regain his lost respect and manhood was shattered for the second time. Dude breaks out in tears and STILL gets strong-armed into another fight?


Can't wait for the inevitable part where Anisa bitches that Ian's opponent was somehow cheating on the H3 podcast. Lol, lmao, even.

 

[cumster]

You and me both, the little boxing I did kicked my ass but was very enjoyable.

i had a moment of "i'm not sure if i like it" after my 10th visit and was about to quit, but stuck with it and kept going for 3 years - the best decision i've made since it changed my outlook on life in a very, very positive way
never quit martial arts if you get into them, it's worth it for the mental health benefits alone, get back into it, man!

 

[Lowercase I internet]

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I still don’t understand how this fight passed in the eyes of everyone involved in this event. The only way it could have is of Anisa is genuinely a dictator in regards to hosting this event. It’s either her way or the highway, and if she says you’re going against a man 6 inches taller than you you better fucking thank her.

It’s a lose lose. Either she looked at this matchup and thought it was genuinely ok, which shows she’s retarded and knows nothing about boxing, or she knew it was a fucked up matchup and went through with it, showing she doesn’t care about the people she claims to check up on during their training.