Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

[Dust & Bones]

FYI on the "Reborn" dolls: There are quite a few companies that put out baby dolls with the company name and "reborn" in the title.
I am certain that the "reborn" dolls the Rodrigues girls received are NOT the very expensive, beautifully hand painted memorial dolls that grieving families choose in memory of a loved family member.
These kind of baby dolls can be found on Amazon starting around 20.00 with full vinyl bodies appropriate for 3 and up.
I also suspect Jill's post stating "Reborn" is deliberately misleading. I too initially thought of those memorial dolls. Took me a moment to remember the children's play dolls.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

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Edited "Oliva?" to Sofia when confirmed by @Melankia

Underlapping toe, usually caused by an imbalance of the small muscles in the foot. Can also be genetic.

 

[brooky]

You know the abstinence-only teaching thing they do where they stick tape on your arm, then take it off and stick it on someone else? It's a metaphor for sex, that every time you stick your tape on a new person it gets less sticky. The stickiness is the love, and the love wanes with every person you stick it on.

How is the same not true for multiple kids?? Not in terms of tender emotions, but just energy and resources and fucking hours in the day. Sometimes I'm surprised she even remembers some of her kids' names.

 

[LonesomeDud]

You know the abstinence-only teaching thing they do where they stick tape on your arm, then take it off and stick it on someone else? It's a metaphor for sex, that every time you stick your tape on a new person it gets less sticky. The stickiness is the love, and the love wanes with every person you stick it on.

How is the same not true for multiple kids?? Not in terms of tender emotions, but just energy and resources and fucking hours in the day. Sometimes I'm surprised she even remembers some of her kids' names.

Generally speaking, having sex with your kids is frowned upon by most of society.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

You know the abstinence-only teaching thing they do where they stick tape on your arm, then take it off and stick it on someone else?

No I don't, but that's kind of funny. We just had a public health nurse give us science based sexual health info in grade 5, then health classes that discussed it after that. The tape thing is probably more true for having so many children compared to sex partners.

 

[For The Internet]

Reborns are more commonly an adult collector thing than a grief/memorial doll thing. Your typical reborn owner is a middle-aged or slightly older woman with kids who are enamored with the newborn stage of childhood and miss it with their kids being older and more independent now, or who just find newborns really cute and might enjoy a cuddle with one sometimes. I'm not in the hobby at all but I do like following the reborn cringe subreddit.

Those don't look like OOAK hand-made reborn dolls. They were either bought as-is from a company like Amazon or were maybe put together from kits where they come pre-painted with pre-rooted hair. There's none of the super intricate detailing that you get with OOAK reborns, and the bodies look stiff instead of being weighted and floppy.

I'm not a parent, but in most of those photos it looks to me (from my limited experience with newborns) like the girls are holding the dolls pretty much correctly, supporting the body and head. For some reason it makes me sad that kids that young know how to do it, probably because I know they're used as substitute mothers and are from a broodmare family that produces more broodmares, and that they're expected to be broodmares too. If it was a kid from a normal family doing it because mum and dad taught them how to hold their baby sibling correctly for cuddles I'd think it was very sweet.

 

[Android raptor]

You know the abstinence-only teaching thing they do where they stick tape on your arm, then take it off and stick it on someone else? It's a metaphor for sex, that every time you stick your tape on a new person it gets less sticky. The stickiness is the love, and the love wanes with every person you stick it on.

How is the same not true for multiple kids?? Not in terms of tender emotions, but just energy and resources and fucking hours in the day. Sometimes I'm surprised she even remembers some of her kids' names.

That's assuming Jill ever had the capacity to feel love in the first place.

I'm not a parent, but in most of those photos it looks to me (from my limited experience with newborns) like the girls are holding the dolls pretty much correctly, supporting the body and head. For some reason it makes me sad that kids that young know how to do it, probably because I know they're used as substitute mothers and are from a broodmare family that produces more broodmares, and that they're expected to be broodmares too. If it was a kid from a normal family doing it because mum and dad taught them how to hold their baby sibling correctly for cuddles I'd think it was very sweet.

Yeah that's another thing about the situation that doesn't sit right with me. Did Jill get the dolls because it's what the girls genuinely wanted, or did she get them to help groom them into broodmares? It's like the pretend wedding with brooms, it might be cute if it wasn't a family deeply entrenched in a cult that believes women exist solely to pop out as many babies from as young an age as possible.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

That's assuming Jill ever had the capacity to feel love in the first place.

You mean besides herself?

 

[multiverse]

So what's JillPM been up to?

She dragged the kids to a four day tiny Baptist revival, where they performed music and David preached, and other people paid their way. You know, the usual. Tessie's eyebrows are officially Jill-ified.

I wonder who Jill has declared NOT her true friends. Probably someone who told her to take her grifting game and get.



Making the four youngest girls sing together seems to be Jill's newest act. Please note that Sohpia, second from the left, is eight years old. She is barely taller than Janessa, who is three years younger. To Sophia's right is Sadie, who is not even two years older than Sophia. Look at the difference in height between Sohpia and her sister Sadie. That child is ill, and I wish her lazy parents would take her to a fucking doctor.



More church grifting. Jill clearly knows how to cut bangs for her daughters; Janessa has bangs. So how can Jill just leave poor balding Sophia looking like that with an eight head? Cut this child some bangs, Jill. But also - TAKE HER TO A DOCTOR.



Next up, a trip to a local historical monument! And it wouldn't be a Rod family trip if they weren't defacing a monument; it's kind of their thing.


By the time I got around to making this post, Jill wised up and deleted the video of David carving up a monument with graffiti. The video is captured on reddit here.


Lastly, it is Mahmo's pur-esh-us golden child's birthday. Jill actually managed to make most of this post about her daughter, which must have taken every last ounce of humility Jill had.

 

[Plague Flea]

Samuel is looking progressively less robust than he did. He was a bit of an outlier before, but he’s definitely getting the standard Rodlet gauntness.

 

[Android raptor]

Samuel is looking progressively less robust than he did. He was a bit of an outlier before, but he’s definitely getting the standard Rodlet gauntness.

Wonder what their food situation has been like lately?

How does Jill even find these churches willing to put up with her shit? Does she just pick a random church and show up unannounced with her litter of starving children?

 

[multiverse]

Samuel is looking progressively less robust than he did. He was a bit of an outlier before, but he’s definitely getting the standard Rodlet gauntness.

Yeah, now that Jonathan is married into the family, Jill seems less motivated to pretend she feeds her kids more than a thousand calories per day. The Rodlets started to gain a bit when Jonathan moved to Ohio and up until his wedding - many speculated that he was buying groceries.

We haven't seen the young Hill family as much because Jill is using them as 24/7 in home health aides while she gifts and travels, and then they go back to their own house when Jill and Co get back. Jonathan might be done supplementing Jill's grocery bills now that they have a child of their own on the way.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Samuel is looking progressively less robust than he did. He was a bit of an outlier before, but he’s definitely getting the standard Rodlet gauntness.

He's at the age where boys need the most calories. Those things eat like crazy from 15-20 so he honestly may be literally starving these days, even if Jill favours him over other children.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Next up, a trip to a local historical monument! And it wouldn't be a Rod family trip if they weren't defacing a monument; it's kind of their thing.
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How many people in this pic have their seatbelts fastened? Jill +1?

 

[multiverse]

How many people in this pic have their seatbelts fastened? Jill +1?

Lol, Jill isn't concerned with man's laws - only ghads laws. And at least the van has seat belts.

The RV situation is a family annihilation waiting to happen. The only people who have seat belts are Shrek and Jill. The remaining nine to ten* children who are regular participants in Jill's Travelling Grift-a-Thon are crammed in the living area, completely unsecured (no child is allowed in the bedroom now that they've outgrown the baby cages.) It's a minor improvement over when all thirteen* of them were crammed in there - including four fully grown adult children - but it's still basically a potential murder mobile whenever they hit a bump.


* updated child numbers. I briefly forgot they have thirteen, not ten, kids. Just wishful thinking I suppose.

 

[slut4TempleOS]

I think that Jildo having a pregnancy at her SEVERE age, could be very milky. A downy child, unable to comprehend fundie nonsense, with the gift of exceptional tard strength and rage? Now that would be a blessing from the Lord!

Also the way Jill corrupts eyebrows, is demonic and we should all pray for those poor follicles.

 

[Melankia]

Yeah, now that Jonathan is married into the family, Jill seems less motivated to pretend she feeds her kids more than a thousand calories per day. The Rodlets started to gain a bit when Jonathan moved to Ohio and up until his wedding - many speculated that he was buying groceries.

We haven't seen the young Hill family as much because Jill is using them as 24/7 in home health aides while she gifts and travels, and then they go back to their own house when Jill and Co get back. Jonathan might be done supplementing Jill's grocery bills now that they have a child of their own on the way.

Another thing is the SNAP covid supplement has ended nationwide. You know Jill has her family signed for food stamps. Idk how much one gets in Ohio but with all those kids they were bringing in a fair amount each month for food.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Another thing is the SNAP covid supplement has ended nationwide. You know Jill has her family signed for food stamps. Idk how much one gets in Ohio but with all those kids they were bringing in a fair amount each month for food.

The P-EBT program is in effect now. I believe Ohio is participating, so that means she'd get an extra $120 per child (of school age) for the summer.

 

[Melankia]

The P-EBT program is in effect now. I believe Ohio is participating, so that means she'd get an extra $120 per child (of school age) for the summer.

Thanks for the info. I got curious and looked up the requirements and saw the program Specifically called out children who are eligible for free lunch in public school are eligible for p-ebt.

Would they normally not qualify for EBT since the kids are homeschooled? (I have limited experience with these things)

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Thanks for the info. I got curious and looked up the requirements and saw the program Specifically called out children who are eligible for free lunch in public school are eligible for p-ebt.

Would they normally not qualify for EBT since the kids are homeschooled? (I have limited experience with these things)

Ah, I never thought of that. I looked it up and in a few states they'd be eligible but for the most part, only kids that have been home schooled since the pandemic started in 2020 are eligible.