Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
Just tuned back in, why the fuck does he have a portable propane burner on top of his stovetop burners? Is his stovetop broken or are we watching extreme levels of autism?

EDIT: He put water in the pan to test how hot it was, then proceeded to put oil in the same pan, now its popping all over the place
This faggot shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a kitchen.

3 hours to make carnival food? Its not that hard. Get the batter, pour it into the mold, drop in a piece of octopus and ginger and stuff and when it's done cooking you flip it over. Shouldn't take you than 20 minutes from start to end.

EDIT: stupid site is dropping the end of the sentence.
 
I can't describe what I'm seeing. Does this guy have Parkinson's? The level of fidgeting is legit unnerving. He can't use chopsticks without uncontrollable shaking and then he just gives up and uses his fingers instead, and then goes back to the chopsticks, and then rubs the chopsticks and then uses his fingers, and then rubs the chopsticks some more. For real what is this, medication?
He probably has motor issues due to autism.
 
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Give me attention! He could have easily just kept these thoughts to himself, requested to retake the test, compose himself and THEN post progress but no, it's immediately to the begging for asspats. Last week it was his cat, now this. Is he in eternal crisis mode or what?
I just lose it at the fact that this happened after he was constantly bragging about all the Japanese he knows, posting google translated shit everywhere, and dreaming about starting a family with a big titty anime waifu

BTW Did he really spend 4 hours making fucking takoyaki???
 
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More than 4 hours for cooking fast food, and when the stream started all the ingredients were already prepared in bowls/cups. It easily took him 5 hours to make something one could whip up in 20 mins.

Did he talk about anything noteworthy? I skipped all the way to the end where he did somewhat of a Q&A, interesting stuff I caught:

1. He describes the cost of living in Japan as considerably lower than in the US. According to him, food is cheaper, people don’t use cars and walk/bike everywhere, rent is cheaper and caps out at around 250.000 (what ever that means, but he calls it “honestly reasonable”). Good luck with that, Adam, when you English Teacher salary averages out at 10% of the money you make in your current job.

2. Is he moving to Japan? He is giving the “No” so quickly that it comes across as a reaction to us/his weens constantly making fun of him for it. He immediately proceeds to explain that he will in fact look for a job opportunity and move it comes up (never).

3. Adam lists why he is so into Japan. Starting with his great interest in Japanese Architecture, the temples, the shrines, the landscapes, the trees, “a lot of that stuff”. Video Games and Anime are missing from this list, and we believe every word he says about his profound and mature interest in the country and its people.
He follows this part up with a tangent into the beautiful and pristine nature in Japan and contrasts it with the lack of anything past a few green and not so green trees in North America.

4. The man who doesn’t speak a single second language gives advice on language learning. His most important message after engaging with language learning for not more than a few weeks at best: “Should you learn Japanese? Fuck no! It is too difficult.”
 
3. Adam lists why he is so into Japan. Starting with his great interest in Japanese Architecture, the temples, the shrines
That reminds me, he did a prayer and said thanks in Japanese before digging in.
This is the same guy who bitched out his mother for trying to get him to go to church.
How embarrassing for her, if only she knew all it took to convert Adam was to call the Bible a written manga.
It's okay Adam, each religion is as implausible as the next, you don't need to hide your search for meaning behind weebism.


ETA: Yea the caveman face every time he read chat is unnerving. It's like somebody looking at you like "Why are you still here??!" Put your glasses on dickhead
 
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Couldn’t attach this to my bigger post above, so to add I present Adams caveman face that he made whenever he tried to read from the tiny chat on his phone. If he wants to play professional streamer, he should atleast get the appropriate equipment for it.
 
Couldn’t attach this to my bigger post above, so to add I present Adams caveman face that he made whenever he tried to read from the tiny chat on his phone. If he wants to play professional streamer, he should atleast get the appropriate equipment for it.
I've noticed he always does this squint whenever he is trying to focus hard, or read his chat. The best ones are the over exaggerated and ambiguous facial expressions he makes whenever someone asks him a basic question in chat. I remember a few months ago someone asked him if he had kids and he acted like it was the most outrageous question to ask, and his face got all screwed up in a look I could only describe as confused lol. Also let us not forget the absolute face of disdain and irritation he had when those roomies turned the lights off at like 11pm whilst they were in Japan and Adam was up streaming as others were going to bed.

PS It's good to see he's still wearing that sonic t-shirt he had on in karaoke tiktoks a year ago, and that fucking Roxas wristband. This is a grown man ladies and gentlemen.
 
1. He describes the cost of living in Japan as considerably lower than in the US. According to him, food is cheaper, people don’t use cars and walk/bike everywhere, rent is cheaper and caps out at around 250.000 (what ever that means, but he calls it “honestly reasonable”). Good luck with that, Adam, when you English Teacher salary averages out at 10% of the money you make in your current job.
Dude stayed there for 10 days and thinks he knows everything about Japan. Nothing that he said here is right especially if he decides to relocate to Tokyo.

Food is expensive depending on what you buy and where. I mean would you pay $50 for a melon? Sure it's a special melon that has an incredible flavor but it's still $50. For fruit. There's so many cars that Tokyo always as this brown haze in the air. I used to love it when a typhoon would pass through because the air would be clear the next day and I could see the mountains from my apartment. Can't do that on a regular day. Rent can be cheaper if your idea of an apartment is a small studio and you need to purchase your own appliances.

Japan has a lot to offer. It's convenient as hell for just about anything. You pay your bills at the convenience store. Literally you bring in a bill for your phone or even your taxes, they take the money, stamp it and it's done. 100 yen shops carry actual stuff you'd want to use in your home. And the food there is great. But unless you have a good job waiting for you I don't recommend heading out and hoping for the best.
 
Japan has a lot to offer. It's convenient as hell for just about anything. You pay your bills at the convenience store. Literally you bring in a bill for your phone or even your taxes, they take the money, stamp it and it's done. 100 yen shops carry actual stuff you'd want to use in your home. And the food there is great.
WTF? I live in basically thirld world country and thought this was the standard. Food sure might be great but I believe every country can has great food. Maybe because US has so many fast food chains and is known for them arouond the world they get bad reputation for it but surely even they have something that is original and good.
School shooter arc when?
Columbine anniversary is soon and he does have a trench coat from Roxas "cosplay" so....
 
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