AB (H3H3 producer) VS Dad:
Dad has no defence, but he does know how to do the body head hook switch up, which is all you need at this level. Everyone is shit scared of being punched in the face that the ribs can be roasted for free. Do hope he fights someone who will chin him as he's going low though.
Chris Ray Gun (Anisa's crush) Vs William Hayes:
You can hear those right hands by Hayes in that second round. IDK whether it's nigger genetics and frame or if his coach really drilled it into him how to throw that 2 with pop, but he smacked the manlet hard. The moment of Cuck Ray Gun doing a shitty flurry and it looking like that clip from Space Balls sent me.
Harley Morenstein (Ian and Anisa's attack dog) vs John Hennigan:
Harley is a tall man fighter in all the wrong ways. Basically if you swing at him and get in his face and go, he has no defence. Just a high guard that you can work around. Hennigan basically just trained to slip outside the jab and then throw the overhand as he Harley pulled his jab back, and it worked.
Idubbbz (cuck who also supported the kiwi farms being taken down by keffals) Vs Alex Wassabi:
Ian is someone who fights like how he thinks he is. He thinks he's slick by pawing out a jab and doing head movement and juking left and right in open space. However, the moment either Alex does something, or Ian himself tries doing something, he just gets hit. Like for example, round 1 he's going to double jab into right hand into a 1-2...fucking nowhere close to Alex. Then when he gets into punching range, his head is static and you can punch him for free. He's tough, that's very clear. He clearly is desperately holding onto that need to prove that he is a man, but it's not working.
Alex is good technically, but tries to be too cute, especially in the middle rounds. Letting this easily hittable zombie walk him down and trying to defend and back off. Sometimes you just have to bite down, throw up the guard, accept that you might get hit, and hit this idiot as hard as you can to get him to fuck off for a bit. Coach told him that in round 4, and he did it a bit, which won him the round.