DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

@Surly Muppet:
Someone says "Crisis Core is collecting dust" because Phil is clearly avoiding playing it.
Phil mocks them saying it's sitting in the closet and he can see it collecting dust right now.
You were given that by a fan, asshole. But I'm sure they're jacking off that you're withholding the game they gave you for free to play, so you're probably right to mock them.

You would think that after the Untitled Good Game incident that his dents would've finally stopped giving him stuff. And the Stream Deck. And the capture card...

 

[Crooked 16th]

If Phil wants I can get him into Disneyland/World for free. The only catch is I would have to stay with him the whole day and you bet your ass I'm recording every single moment.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

I know it sounds cringe AF but I want someone to record him while he's out and about interacting with strangers. I want to see what he's like in the wild. It's been forever since we've seen him interact with people in person and his social skills are worse now than they used to be.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

I know it sounds cringe AF but I want someone to record him while he's out and about interacting with strangers. I want to see what he's like in the wild. It's been forever since we've seen him interact with people in person and his social skills are worse now than they used to be.

His lolcowness is coming out in front of the camera in his streams.
His irl behavior, i believe, isn't far from what we saw is side scrollers.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

I know it sounds cringe AF but I want someone to record him while he's out and about interacting with strangers. I want to see what he's like in the wild. It's been forever since we've seen him interact with people in person and his social skills are worse now than they used to be.

I thought up a good plan in hiring a PI Detective and taking a tour/stake out following him on the Day Off© and just following him on that single day

I would usually advise to get a 10 day holiday which is enough time to warrant staying in the Seattle Air and explore the city and use his day off stream to scope where he exactly goes

A bit of a Gay-Op but best to make it like a documentary with hidden cameras and shit, post it on YouTube after the fact and see how it goes

We all need to see Phil in the wild and get confirmation how much FhetKhet has put on the pounds

 

[Schmeckel]

His lolcowness is coming out in front of the camera in his streams.
His irl behavior, i believe, isn't far from what we saw is side scrollers.

Aside from the couple of old vlogs he did while having several people over (or being around a bunch of people) where they played street fighter and drank shitty beer, the only time I can remember seeing him interact with anyone in public was when he took Panda to that hoaht doahg place. Looked meek and feeble, stared at the ground while waiting for his doahgs, and only opened up when he sat down with Panda and began to wax poetic about his favorite thing in life (next to gin): Food.

 

[Balr0g]

His lolcowness is coming out in front of the camera in his streams.
His irl behavior, i believe, isn't far from what we saw is side scrollers.

I don't know. the IRL videos that are still out there show a more reclusive Phil when he is among others. And remember when Panda left him he went shopping in the late evening. This "man" is too afraid to go shopping alone in the "rush" hours.
It's more like when he is in front of his little cult he is Mr Big dick energy but as soon as he leaves his bubble he becomes this small dick pussy who nods at every suggestion given to him

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I know it sounds cringe AF but I want someone to record him while he's out and about interacting with strangers.

He seems like the guy who would hardly talk to others. Like, if he would go to the check out, he wouldn’t talk to the clerk. Just grunt and run as fast as he can back to his car.

 

[Lurker at the Threshold]

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[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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[TheLastFrogger]

Seems like Mr. Views is caring a lot more about viewer numbers lately. He stalls out every night stream not starting gameplay until he has at least 200 viewers and if he dips under 200 he gets really mad until the number goes back up.

you're not allowed a life while the pig streams

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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Seems like Mr. Views is caring a lot more about viewer numbers lately. He stalls out every night stream not starting gameplay until he has at least 200 viewers and if he dips under 200 he gets really mad until the number goes back up.

He should know by now that most of his viewers are “hate viewers” and are only there to make fun of him. I know he’s an idiot, but he should know this by now.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

He should know by now that most of his viewers are “hate viewers” and are only there to make fun of him. I know he’s an idiot, but he should know this by now.

this is the guy who thinks that each game he plays has a totally different viewer base. awareness isn't his strong suit

 

[Sup3r]

Seems like Mr. Views is caring a lot more about viewer numbers lately. He stalls out every night stream not starting gameplay until he has at least 200 viewers and if he dips under 200 he gets really mad until the number goes back up.

Gee whiz, maybe "curating an audience" (aka, driving all the normal people away to scam degenerates) might not have been the best idea to appease the almighty (and fucking retarded) algorithm.

He should know by now that most of his viewers are “hate viewers” and are only there to make fun of him. I know he’s an idiot, but he should know this by now.

I believe that he is aware of this fact, it's just that he's in complete denial over it. He's regularly shown he is aware of many of the "oddities" of his audience, like how his biggest whales don't give a shit about his "meaningful content", that all of the true believers are genuinely mentally handicapped and derich's behaviour outside of his streams, he doesn't want to accept it like if he doesn't acknowledge it, it doesn't exist. It's a big part of the reason he constantly lashes out at his chat at every opportunity, they constantly remind him of just how much of a fuck up he is.

The hate watchers in paticular irk him so much because they're a constant reminder that he's the bottom of the food chain. They remind him of how much he's lost, that (in his own head) he used to be respected.

 

[Iron Father]

And remember when Panda left him he went shopping in the late evening. This "man" is too afraid to go shopping alone in the "rush" hours.

Hol' up nigga. Who the fuck would want to go shopping during the busy hours if they don't have to?
Please don't make me defend Phil lmfao. Shopping during the late morning/afternoon is fucking aids. I'd shop in the late evening too if I could.

 

[Schmeckel]

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It's the Lynks disease creature from This House Has People In It!

 

[Iron Father]

He seems like the guy who would hardly talk to others. Like, if he would go to the check out, he wouldn’t talk to the clerk. Just grunt and run as fast as he can back to his car.

Cashier: "Hello sir, how's your day going so far?"

Phil:

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Cashier: "Hello sir, how's your day going so far?"

Phil:
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I love how in hindsight you can clearly see that Rambo is laughing his ass off listening to this.

 

[Robust User]

Cashier: "Hello sir, how's your day going so far?"

Phil:
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This is complete bullshit. No doctor said this to him. He may have had a pulled muscle or nerve like sciatic, but no doctor told him that he'd either need surgery or stop lifting heavy things for the rest of his life. People with disc injuries and deteriorating vertebrae can hardly walk let alone all the nonsense clown shit he pulls on his streams. Fucking liars like this need to be called out on their bullshit without hesitation at all times.