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Got one more about my former employer:

So this past Monday, I was coming home from an employment seminar (more or less, we went over how to make resumes, and I was there mainly to fix mine). And I stumbled upon one of my former co-workers. From what she told me, the situation I was in is much, much worse than I ever could imagine.

See, while I was still laid off, the supervisors apparently got all fire-happy and shitcanned a lot of their staff (which included myself after some period), and often unwarranted at that. The employee I talked to was one of these unfortunate victims. Having been only one day away from having her probation period lifted. She's now planning to sue them for wrongful termination. And you wanna know the best part: She was fired for suspicion of being too social. I find that a little hard to believe personally. Especially so, since I also found out one of those supervisors was rude as all get out towards yet another former employee whilst firing her.

It's amazing anyone's still working there given the high turnover rate they have. The only solace I can take pride in is that the laundry room attendant that shoved my head into a bin of towels was among those fired (though why he wasn't sooner is a mystery to me).

Also @Old Blighty, when did Barb leave Frank? Because that story was horrible (referring to his treatment towards the animals). If she didn't leave after all that pet nonsense, what did?
 
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This made me laugh pretty fucking hard. Never mind that someone who claims to be so crippled they ended up in pants shitting pain after picking up a bottle of coke wants to play a game where you have to walk around...
 
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Disappointed to say, but one of my brothers is the stereotypical overweight, socially awkward mid-20s anime obsessed virgin that has a room filled with a library of manga, wall scrolls of naked 2d anime girls, boob mousepads, body pillows, anime figurines, video games, and a bunch of other unnecessary shit that was all purchased by his parents (still lives with them). Never had a job, never had a girlfriend, and is in 30k debt for going to a shitty college that got shutdown already. Truly, truly pathetic.

His room is basically Chris Chan's, except replace everything with japanese shit.
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How does a college get shut down? Was it one of those for profit places?
 
A story about N

I've wanted to post this for a while so here is a little story about a guy who I will call N. I'd met N back when I was 17 on a beyblade forum and we lived in the same town as me so we met up and have a few games. We started to hang out more and had other things in common such as a like for anime and tcg's. Fast forward a few years and the guy has gone full douche bag, to give an example he nicknamed his first car the clitorous mobile even though it was a 1 litre Nissan.

One day he was out drinking with my best friend and a few people he worked with and a girl was texting him to hook up. The thing about N is he isn't the most attractive guy or the thinnest and would usually eat a loaf of bread a day to himself. He had his reservations but the others told him to go for it and he did. This girl told him she was a virgin but doubts were raised by him when he found her dildo which was as wide as a can of Cola.

A few days later the girls step dad goes around where N works telling everybody exactly what N and his step daughter did. The cherry on the cake was he mentions that N suffers erectile dysfunction which has since been confirmed by 2 other girls.
Now after getting wrecked in such a way any other guy would just call it quits but not N. He would still hook up with this girl he worked with despite telling others he no longer had anything to do with her.

Eventually this girl and her step dad quit their jobs at the shop as it had been discovered that they had been sleeping with each other the whole time and N was getting the sloppy seconds.
 
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Alright so my personal Lolcow is an extremely delusional tranny prolific in kink scene:
(will greentext because fuck paragraphs)

>Will call her transcat or TC for short
>TC is a long term tranny who makes literally no effort to pass whatsoever (has gotten surgery and that's it)
>thinks they pass completely as a cis woman
>posts themselves on kink sites, one of which is female only but harassed admin to allow them on
>"I promise admin, no one will be able to tell"
>guess what, people notice
>shit loads of comments asking why a trans person is updating posted in comments section
>admin is forced to delete the plethora of negative comments, leaving a handful of nice comments
>"see? I told you admin"
>TC literally looks like an early 30's banker who discovered crossdressing fetish and cat ears
>OH GOD THE FUCKING CAT EARS
>IN EVERY PHOTO
>They literally think being a woman is wearing cat ears in public, signing off every message with a =^_^= or a meow
>also creeps on other female posters on site
>if asked about whether they are trans, they will deny and claim anorexia or have some rare blood disease and that's why she looks masculine
>OH, the admin is a beta cuck and can't boot her off, so he's forced to moderate TC comment sections despite the fact the majority of site users ain't having TC's shit.
> TC: "Oh admin is worried I will make my own site with my pics and steal all of his users teehee"
:story::story:

tl;dr: possibly autogynephilic, definitely delusional tranny with a fetish for cat ears stalks women on kink sites and irl because fetish and boundaries.
 
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This is what he honestly thinks, for the record.
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He's incapable of feeling empathy for someone, without relating it to himself.
 
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
Also @Old Blighty, when did Barb leave Frank? Because that story was horrible (referring to his treatment towards the animals). If she didn't leave after all that pet nonsense, what did?
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They emotionally split years ago but their finances were a mess and she couldn't leave without having almost nothing. But that was all fixed last year and then he took off for Florida (with the maid). The financial details were always sketchy to me (one of the few things they did not share with us). But apparently things were sold and it made enough cash for him to take off. Barbara just had no safety net until last year.
 
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I am going to powerlevel so hard. But here goes.

I spent most of K-12 in a special ed school for autistic kids. Okay, it was supposed to be autistic kids, but at some point around 2005 the funding dried up and it became a school for any disabled kid.

So, the school levels went like this: There were the lower-functioning kids. Mostly harmless, aside from a couple of violent ones. Then, the gifted kids, and then the kids in the middle who didn't really fit into either.

I have SO many stories to tell, but I'll just tell you one: The tale of CoolSauce. (Not his real name, but that's what he called himself)

CoolSauce was a grade-a bullshitter and perfect embodiment of the Dunning-Kruger effect. At various points, he said that he was an orphaned gypsy from Romania who grew up in Sweden, another time he said that he was Hungarian, and another time he said he was half-Japanese. And another time, he said he was part of a secret government project by North Korea. As far as I can tell, the Swedish orphanage bit was true, but I have no idea about anything else.

Everything that came out of his mouth became an in-joke to me and my circle of friends.

  • At one time, he said he had a "brain of fire" and was able to use all 100% of his brain. As it turns out, "Brain on fire" actually refers to a rare auto-immune disorder that causes inflammation of the brain.
  • He said that Sweden had nuclear weapons. When I pointed out that it wasn't true, he said "Yeah they do but it's top secret and only my family knows about it"
  • He never fucking showered. At all. He had zits everywhere and his hair was so greasy it actually shined.
  • Thought that you could become gay through an allergic reaction to a cold medication (I still have no idea how he got that)
  • He was completely obsessed with trying to be better than anyone. Once, during P.E. class, the coach actually pulled him aside to tell him to cut it out, and that there is always someone out there who is better than him. He sperged out and said "But then I can get better than the other guy!"
  • At the beginning of English class one year, we were asked to write about what we believe in. CoolSauce said that he doesn't believe in fear or pain, only power and strength. Somebody next to me passed a note: "This kid sounds like an anime villain"
  • He boasted to the teacher that he'd never have to work, because his mom had become a salesperson for a company selling "herbal remedies". After he explained how it worked, the teacher commented "That sounds like a pyramid scheme"
  • He fancied himself to be a "hardcore hacker". While talking to a friend of mine who actually was a programmer, he declared that "source codes are obsolete". My friend asked him "how the hell can you work without a source code?" and CoolSauce just shouted "The same way that there is a full movie of Star Wars in your computer".
  • He claimed that there was a language called Christian. No, not Latin, or Greek, or Aramaic, or Ge'ez, or Old Church Slavonic, or Coptic, or Armenian...just plain "Christian". After further probing, it turned out by "Christian language", he meant "the type of English the King James Bible was written in"
  • Speaking of Christianity, he claimed that Jesus wasn't Jewish.
  • In art class, we watched a documentary on street art. He then declared that it should be legal for store owners to shoot Graffiti artists, and then went on a paranoid conservative rant about Obama (who he called "the black man in the white house")
  • Once declared that he found the cure for autism. His formula? "Autism + cure = normal"
  • Was not autistic, and had little understanding of what autism was. (He thought the school was supposed to "cure" autism)
  • Got incredibly butthurt when anybody contradicted him. Like, so butthurt he tried to get me and my friends expelled once.
  • Was absolutely obsessed with the Jason Bourne movies. Like, he signed his name as "Jason Bourne" on all his homework assignments. I think he was "fiction-kin" with Jason Bourne.
I have no idea what he's up to now. Last time I checked, he was trying to become a professional bodybuilder and had started to look like some sort of malformed werewolf.
 
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StarvingAutist said:
  • He claimed that there was a language called Christian. No, not Latin, or Greek, or Aramaic, or Ge'ez, or Old Church Slavonic, or Coptic, or Armenian...just plain "Christian". After further probing, it turned out by "Christian language", he meant "the type of English the King James Bible was written in"
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I almost :briefs: from laughing at that one
 
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I am a firm believer that any gaming website's forums are a cesspool of autism. Back in my dark times in the Gamespot forums, I remember seeing numerous cringey posts and members, of course I didn't realize it at the time.

One common symptom of forum autism is that you come to believe that the members of the forum are your best friends. People that you can share every intimate detail about your life. One individual loved to talk about his high school crush.

Like I said, he seemed to think that the other members were really close to him, so he would constantly talk about this girl he liked on his blog and the off-topic sub forums. Other members simply responded with "k, lol" so I guess that was enough for him to continue. He kept asking everyone for tips on how to impress her or ask her out. I really don't know what he was expecting as a response since whenever the others gave typical relationship advice like "why not talk to her?" or "what does she like to do?" he quickly dismissed it by claiming it's too haaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrd. He once said to have tried to get her attention using his rad dancing skills :lol:. Things reached creepy levels when he posted her yearbook photo, as if it would help us come up with better advice. Then he posted a picture of her from faraway while stalking her. I don't think he ever mentioned if she even knows him so chances are, he's never even spoken to her in a normal conversion. In that regard, he really was my first look into the world of loveshys. And it wasn't just him either, plenty of members had that "nice guy" mentality when it came to relationships.

I guess it really pales in comparison to the retard-wars that took place in the best hero/villain/sidekick/etc. contests.
 
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Many years ago, I dated someone who was accused of being a rapist and Nick Bate levels of fucked up. Spoiler, they were, and they were incarcerated.

This post isn't about my ex. It's about the people who I have met/heard about through them.

First, my ex's wife. Absolutely bats hit insane, and married my ex years ago after I said I wanted nothing to do with him anymore as she wanted some sort of victory over me, or something. She's now living with a boyfriend, and recently had a kid with her boyfriend. My ex is still married, and still in jail and now is a full cuck. Makes my heart sing. Anyway, she likes to post on Facebook about how in love she is with her boyfriend, when everyone knows she's married to someone else. It was pointed out to her once that she wasn't married to the boyfriend, and she went apeshit. The meltdown was hilarious.

Next, my ex's former best friend. She likes cosplay and would post about how she's doing all these things.. including going on dates while married, has chronically unemployed, and recently she announced that she's getting a divorce not even a year after getting married. She will probably be homeless by the end of the year if her family left doesn't take her in. She's recently shot her best friend in the foot, so this is going to go well for her.
 
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About two weeks ago, I street passed a fedora wearing euphoric atheist and a furry. The euphoric atheist was dressed in all black, fat (especially in the face), had this rat of a jew beard made of pubes put together with Elmer glue & a light green woolly pulled over the fedora to compliment his thick glasses. He was also wearing mardi gras beads that were gold, green and purple. The furry was just this blonde chick wearing an animal tail attached to the back of her skirt and she flashed me this "say something, I fucking dare you" look at me. I broke out into laughter as soon as I was out of ear shot.
 
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