Sex Toy General - We all have them. Even you.

[Aunt Carol]

Circumfort goes in the ass, it has tabs on the sides its soft so so it should be easy. it clips to your walls and is ready for vigorous thrusting. Depending on your stamina the Circumfort will rupture so all the juice seeps out
making it all wet, slippery smooth; the juice is absorbant to the dick, it makes it orgrasm at the touch; fuck viagara, this will get there once it drenched in it.

So it's like those hollow butt plugs, except with a juicy center? You could just get a Pighole from Oxballs and fill it full of lube like you're squirting EZ Cheese into a Kong.

I wanted to see a picture, but apparently the SEO for "Circumfort" is trumped by a South African post-circumcision garment with a dead website.

 

[ryuichi]

So it's like those hollow butt plugs, except with a juicy center? You could just get a Pighole from Oxballs and fill it full of lube like you're squirting EZ Cheese into a Kong.

Pretty much. But its soft and the juice is not lube is something that make dick happy and tingly.

WTF, I literally just made that word up; the shit South Africans post.
The circumference of the dick and the comfort of pleasure

 

[Cringe newfag]

Introducing,
Circumfort サーカムフォート (meaning Circumference and Comfort)
”You used in inwards inverse.”
what the hell does it do?
Circumfort goes in the ass, it has tabs on the sides its soft so so it should be easy. it clips to your walls and is ready for vigorous thrusting. Depending on your stamina the Circumfort will rupture so all the juice seeps out
making it all wet, slippery smooth; the juice is absorbant to the dick, it makes it orgrasm at the touch; fuck viagara, this will get there once it drenched in it.
i.e. self-lubricating toy for the ass. gives the dick a euphoric tingling feeling on contact
nothing better than 6 tablespoons worth of cum from a single busted nut. You daily protein for the day.

Does it say what the chemical is.

Also there are these things for the mouth too you know. And the vagina (really).

 

[0ctober lust]

my husband bought me a nice dildo for anal as one of my christmas gifts, it's the perfect size and thickness (kinda close to his) and I really enjoy how it hits my prostate.
Speaking of which, what's the appeal with big huge dildos?

 

[Betonhaus]

I got one of those things that have nubs all over the cavity which spins, and one that cradles the dick and balls that vibrates. Both are pretty nice.

 

[Cringe newfag]

my husband bought me a nice dildo for anal as one of my christmas gifts, it's the perfect size and thickness (kinda close to his) and I really enjoy how it hits my prostate.
Speaking of which, what's the appeal with big huge dildos?

I think it's mostly two things:

1. Cringey retards who want to show off their "huge" dildos. Like the Discord Femboy version of how all the people CNN or MSNBC interview will have rooms full of books they never actually read. A rack of XL Bad Dragons is the furry/troon equivalent.

2. People who actually use them and for them it's basically an extreme physical hobby. They build up to it over years until they can take an XXL Bad Dragon. It might not even be about pleasure, but they just want to be able to do it (for both men and women). Apparently most of the Bad Dragon staff are like this. Everyone shares tips and encourages eachother like it's some sort of fitness community.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

People who actually use them and for them it's basically an extreme physical hobby. They build up to it over years until they can take an XXL Bad Dragon. It might not even be about pleasure, but they just want to be able to do it (for both men and women). Apparently most of the Bad Dragon staff are like this. Everyone shares tips and encourages eachother like it's some sort of fitness community.

I feel like they might need pelvic floor physio after all that...

 

[Betonhaus]

Oh yeah some of those dildos get really big. Makes me a bit envious that my dangly bits aren't one of those 18" monsters with two apples down below. I'm aware they are useless except for people who've trained on them, and yet...

 

[0ctober lust]

one that cradles the dick and balls that vibrates. Both are pretty nice.

those things are awesome, love the way they feel.

 

[Coelacanth]

what's the appeal with big huge dildos?

Depth, girth and bragging rights. Some women have birthing canals that go deep, meanwhile the anus and colon need a considerable amount of length to process food. Neither of these things stop giant dildos from doing extreme amounts of damage. Pride is the only thing furries seem to gain from this and unless they live in places like San Fransisco it's not a talent that one should be proud of.

Speaking of absurdly insane sizes - I wonder what Bad Dragon's been up to lately? Well...

Spoiler: If there are any GWAR fans browsing this thread then boy do I have the sex toy for you!

This is officially licensed and approved by GWAR btw.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

It was a mistake to go into this thread.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

P

It was a mistake to go into this thread.

I just read the titles and know better.
I can only imagine what the "funny stories about your period" thread is like.

 

[Coelacanth]

P
I just read the titles and know better.
I can only imagine what the "funny stories about your period" thread is like.

The stories aren't funny at all.

 

[Cringe newfag]

Neither of these things stop giant dildos from doing extreme amounts of damage.

I've never actually heard of someone dying from a giant dildo, only from sex with real animals. Like that horse guy. I guess it's because a person will stop once the first tear happens, while an animal will keep on pounding

 

[Coelacanth]

I've never actually heard of someone dying from a giant dildo

There have, but not in the way you'd expect. There've been cases where robbers have been bludgeoned to death with XL Bad Dragon dildos. You'd be surprised at how heavy silicone can be.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

There have, but not in the way you'd expect. There've been cases where robbers have been bludgeoned to death with XL Bad Dragon dildos. You'd be surprised at how heavy silicone can be.

Now I need links.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There've been cases where robbers have been bludgeoned to death with XL Bad Dragon dildos. You'd be surprised at how heavy silicone can be.

I want to believe, but more than just being heavy, erotic silicone art also bends and flexes. People can have good/bad luck, but it doesn't seem like there would be multiple deaths with a dildo as the weapon.

It does make sense from a "improvised weapons you can reach from your bed" standpoint, though. And I'm assuming meth was involved.

 

[Betonhaus]

Dildo - GTA: San Andreas Wiki Guide - IGN

This guide will detail where to find a specific weapon, the Dildo, as well as the steps required to unlock it in GTA: San Andreas. By unlocking all Special

www.ign.com

How to Find The Dildo Weapon - Cyberpunk 2077 Wiki Guide - IGN

Cyberpunk 2077 includes a lot of weird and wild types of weapons and gear, but perhaps none compare to a rare iconic "club" weapon that just happens

www.ign.com

it's a reocurring theme in games

 

[0ctober lust]

Dildo - GTA: San Andreas Wiki Guide - IGN

This guide will detail where to find a specific weapon, the Dildo, as well as the steps required to unlock it in GTA: San Andreas. By unlocking all Special

www.ign.com

How to Find The Dildo Weapon - Cyberpunk 2077 Wiki Guide - IGN

Cyberpunk 2077 includes a lot of weird and wild types of weapons and gear, but perhaps none compare to a rare iconic "club" weapon that just happens

www.ign.com

it's a reocurring theme in games

you forgot the manhunt 2 pc execution one and the vibroblade from stick of truth

 

[Betonhaus]

you forgot the manhunt 2 pc execution one and the vibroblade from stick of truth

I can't believe i forgot the vibrabalde, I liked that game