The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[anliteralidiot]

One more Pepe tweet I didn't catch the first time

Actual rare Pepes...

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

Oh Christ they kept the rapist vicuña.

 

[Ghostse]

Oh Christ they kept the rapist vicuña.

Birds of a feather gotta stick together.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Oh Christ they kept the rapist vicuña.

I’m not sure they did, those are old pictures?
Which is a shame, I’d like to see a showdown between it and the new emerging superpower- the goats.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Wait nevermind Bonnie still owns it.

Speaking of Bonnie, he actually posted this the other day. [A]

Don't stress too much, it's probably already buried with the other couple of hundred alpacas they killed. Great posts though!

You say that in literally any other context, it’s somehow even worse.

Oh Christ they kept the rapist vicuña.

No, that post was from a while ago. I don’t know if Pepe survived.

Are there any pictures of the flooring at the new Tranch location?

I went through my updates I wrote for Kevin and have some photos with details about the place they’re in. And it might not be the house from the photos @Temperance XIV posted, which means that Fedposter J could still be with them.
Here’s some of the windows with distinguishable curtains, in a bedroom:

Spoiler: Kevin clothed moobs

I spoilered this just for everybody’s sake

More bedroom:

This ain’t in the bedroom but idk where these are

I forget if they put the shelf in it if it was already there. I do recall him talking about there being a shelf perfect for his toys, though.

A chair (may have been from Westcliffe tranch tho)

Floor/main living area

Yet another curtain

(you know for sure this was at their place because the unicorn portrait+curtain)
Outside:

One of the doors

Notice how Penny’s parents’ place doesn’t have wood floor in what we saw

 

[BoobWhiskers]

If you sort of mentally erase all of Kevin's infantile bullshit, it looks like this was (yet again, as it tends to go) a really lovely house. It's really sad watching them hop from property to property like fat parasitic cuckoo chicks, destroying formerly nice homes as they go.

I wonder what Tranch 1.0 looked like by the time they were done with it? It seems like they didn't yet have the livestock to turn the exterior into a moonscape, but we've seen what they do to buildings...

 

[Oxyjen]

It seems clear that they (Kevin and Penny, possibly Jen) are living in the parents’ house. Whether the parents are still there or not.

Fedposter J is somewhere else. It’s not impossible that the vegetables photo he posted was from inside his trailer. It had that grimy, worn, low quality materials vibe.
Whereas the house seems pretty plush, high quality, well looked after until now.

 

[Meiwaku]

Hopefully the proceedings are public so we can have a Colorado based Kiwi give us a live report on what toy Kev Kev takes with him to the stand.

It would be Civil court and that's generally not how they work

 

[AGPinochet]

I have attempted to write this post two other different ways but have finally settled on doing it the most direct way,

It's Over
The Tranch has fallen
Billions Must Dilate.
-Phillip "Chewin' Side" Logue, 2023.

 

[Temperance]

Patreon videos:

Spoiler: Vids

The larger food containers get knocked over too. The Tranchers end up wasting so much hay/pellets!

And then, of course, the food gets trampled and peed on:

Gee... if only there was some kind of simple & cheap contraption that could elevate food off the ground, provide access for multiple animals to stick their heads in to eat (so they don't have to compete with each other), and would be difficult to knock over... Too bad nothing like that exists!

Btw, the goats aren't the only ones bullying the alpacas. The sheep does as well:

Unsurprisingly, the Tranchers have been all over the baby goats. It doesn't matter to them that the goats don't like being manhandled.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

It’s so frustrating, we know that the tranchers are aware of this thread and probably read it. They cannot set their pride aside and just… take our advice with the animals. Clearly if they fucking died at the last location, something went wrong.

 

[glass_houses]

It’s so frustrating, we know that the tranchers are aware of this thread and probably read it. They cannot set their pride aside and just… take our advice with the animals. Clearly if they fucking died at the last location, something went wrong.

That's the thing about animal hoarders. Their animals are starving, disease ravaged, offspring are born with massive defects because of uncontrolled in line breeding, standing in twenty centimetres of compacted filth, crammed fifty to a space that's not even suitable for five... but no one, no one, can love and care for those animals the way the hoarders can. Penny isn't breeding for a purpose, or for a hobby. He's not a rare breed enthusiast, or a rescuer of pets in trouble, or raising organic lamb and kid for his personal freezer, or even merely keeping a toe in the fibre market. He's a hoarder who consooms just like his harem of fellow eunuchs... unfortunately he consooms animals, and not in the conventional way.

 

[Procopius]

Patreon videos:

It's all starting to look like both the inside and the outside of the old tranch. How hard is it just to clean the fucking place up just one tiny bit. There are at least three fully grown men living there, and they've only got a 'field' the size of a suburban garden to take care of, but still the rubbish keeps piling up. This bit of purple strapping was in the last video they posted:


It's now got a friend.

and there's a bit of bale twine in the middle just big enough to bung up the gut of a hungry goat.

But, no. They'd rather fondle the growing lumps on a baby goat. I suppose they feel more natural then Kevin's tits ever will.

 

[FinnSven]

It’s so frustrating, we know that the tranchers are aware of this thread and probably read it. They cannot set their pride aside and just… take our advice with the animals. Clearly if they fucking died at the last location, something went wrong.

That’s why they want to keep a narrative that they were under attack from hostile people, be it Earl or Bonnie.

They can’t accept that their own incompetence killed the animals, so it must have been foul play and bad actors working against them.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Unsurprisingly, the Tranchers have been all over the baby goats. It doesn't matter to them that the goats don't like being manhandled.

I'm only a hobbiest animal person, but that's too many bodies on an animal at once. Three grown ass men, one FAT, one holding it, and a ghoul filming it, that's too many people up in it's space. Even domesticated animals who are social like dogs get nervous in crowds with no way out. It takes a special personality even among animals to be the center of attention like that, I'd hate to even hold it as one person if I wasn't checking on it's health. Let animals choose to confront you at their own pace, don't pick them off the ground and make them nervous. They'll like you much better if they feel they can trust you.

Penny has terminal baby animal fever and it has melted his brain, yet his body still keeps going. I'm glad that one dog of theirs was given to another family in Penny's circle, I wish more animals were given away. Hope the goats injure their asses.

 

[Näkki]

Keeps reminding me of some alp tourist places in Europe and their Haflinger ponies. Great publicity to have young foals over the summer for all the tourists. That they end up at the sausage factory in autumn, no-one's really aware of.

At least they're used for food and not incredibly overpriced fertiliser and photo ops... Still fucked but the difference in life quality for that time is worth noting.

 

[FinnSven]

Keeps reminding me of some alp tourist places in Europe and their Haflinger ponies. Great publicity to have young foals over the summer for all the tourists. That they end up at the sausage factory in autumn, no-one's really aware of.

At least they're used for food and not incredibly overpriced fertiliser and photo ops... Still fucked but the difference in life quality for that time is worth noting.

That is a petting zoo resulting from a side effect of a meat business.

The tranch was just a totally ridiculous failure dreamed up by some idiots with no idea of any long-term plan, nor even a mid or short term plan.

These things are not comparable.

 

[Näkki]

That is a petting zoo resulting from a side effect of a meat business.

The tranch was just a totally ridiculous failure dreamed up by some idiots with no idea of any long-term plan, nor even a mid or short term plan.

These things are not comparable.

Hmm, no that's sadly really a thing here, but mostly I was comparing the aspects of cute baby animals on posters or in this case Twitter and whatnot. I meant to say I view part of it as a marketing strategy. ("cute" = more likes or attention)

I should also mention that there is barely any horse meat market in those countries. People here draw lines between meat and pet quite religiously. For those farms too though it's a gimmick. Most foals are sold off at like 5-8 months, which doesn't even give you a good profit margin in regards to meat and care. It's just easier and does net you at least something. Fuck taking care of it forever, the moment the "cute" is gone, so is the foal.

Also why you can get that breed pretty damn cheap around here and find at least five in every riding school. Tough and stubborn little fuckers to be honest.

Eta: also applies to noriker which I truly admire as a workhorse breed, they're amazing . They're called "schlachtfohlen" here, and are considered a side effect of the tourism industry, not the meat industry.

 

[FinnSven]

Hmm, no that's sadly really a thing here, but mostly I was comparing the aspects of cute baby animals on posters or in this case Twitter and whatnot. I meant to say I view part of it as a marketing strategy. ("cute" = more likes or attention)

I should also mention that there is barely any horse meat market in those countries. People here draw lines between meat and pet quite religiously. For those farms too though it's a gimmick. Most foals are sold off at like 5-8 months, which doesn't even give you a good profit margin in regards to meat and care. It's just easier and does net you at least something. Fuck taking care of it forever, the moment the "cute" is gone, so is the foal.

Also why you can get that breed pretty damn cheap around here and find at least five in every riding school. Tough and stubborn little fuckers to be honest.

Eta: also applies to noriker which I truly admire as a workhorse breed, they're amazing . They're called "schlachtfohlen" here, and are considered a side effect of the tourism industry, not the meat industry.

Well in either case it still sounds more like it is at least managed by people with some expertise and competence, rather than a bunch of looney Troons trying to create an alternative society.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

Can't quote right now but @Procopius - There's been a lot of plastic trash and fiber like twine mixed into their food in these photos. The fact that they think that these pictures are cute enough to post on Twitter tells me that they don't even see the problem. I wonder how many alapca died at the old tranch from ingesting trash combined with a complete lack of veterinary care. I'm surprised nobody on Twitter is saying anything about it. They'd lose their minds if someone posted a picture of a dog's bowl with yarn mixed into the kibble, and yet nobody seems to care about the same situation with livestock animals owned by gross trannies.