He hates people and is lazy enough not to be punctual and show up on time, so any kind of retail is out. Fast food means standing a lot, and maybe also dealing with people, so in spite of the potential for free food, he wouldn't or couldn't do that. Office work? Well, maybe, but he's such a lazy fuck up he'd be surfing the net all day and not getting work done. I don't know what he'd be suited for, honestly, other than a night shift janitor or something. But there's his health again, he probably can't walk for long before having pains or being out of breath. Swabbing out toilets and cleaning up after gross people doesn't seem like something he'd want to do, anyway. And delivering vendor stuff like soda, bread, or potato chips and stocking that on store shelves would be too much work and too much lifting for him. He couldn't be a salesman, not with that personality of his. And a call center would stress him out too much. There's really nothing I can see him doing that he wouldn't either get fired from during his trial period, or even hired for in the first place. And with his online reputation, anything Internet related is probably out, too. Webcomics. YouTube. Podcasts. Blogs. He'll never be an influencer. He'll never grow a fan base, and consequently, he'll never make money online. I mean, dude's got nothin'. Nuthin' but us.
