Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[The Taco Santo!]

@TerribleUser09's ancestors were rock farmers and the rest of Europe's midget punching bags. Now their rock-troll genetic lineage has given birth to a person, assuredly short and stocky, defending pedophiles online.

Fucking polacks.

I knew he was a Pollack when I saw the horribly groomed body hair and the sucked-in gut photo.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

This is the ideal hacker body. You may not like it, but this is what peak obese faggotry looks like.

I'm sure my boi YTCracker (who actually did start learning how to use BASIC at the age of 4) is jealous of that epitome of man

 

[Spunt]

Shane doesn't want to post here for several reasons - he can't block people and declare himself the winner, he can't grandstand in front of his public audience of exactly nobody, he's a coward, but the main one is this: we will ask him questions that he can't answer in a way that doesn't humiliate him. His bluster and grandstanding is a very transparent mask of his deep feelings of shame and inadequacy. Staying on Twitter means that he can cherry-pick the questions he answers to avoid the difficult ones. What a pussy-ass bitch. So allow me to both ask and answer the questions Shane won't.

Q: Why does Shane lie about being a super-hacker in order to win Twitter arguments?
A: Shane is embarrassed by his life and has overwhelming feelings of failure, so he pretends to be the person that he always wanted to be. He's LARPing a Mary-Sue idealised version of himself to live, however briefly, a fantasy where his life actually turned out the way he wanted. As an example, note that he describes himself as "retired" rather than being fired and then going on disability - he's not trying to convince others so much as he is trying to convince himself, he chose to leave MS, he has control over his life. Shane is very distressed that he doesn't have control over his own life. He is someone who was convinced at a young age (possibly by his parents) that he was destined for success - that he subsequently failed is a fact that he can't bear to think about, hence the fantasy life.

Q: Why does Shane pick fights with strangers and try to intimidate and bully them?
A: Shane was bullied at school and possibly at work. He carries deep rage and resentment about this so he lashes out at people online to vent his anger. He projects the identities of the bullies who made him miserable onto the people he attacks. He also uses liberal political ideology to dehumanise his victims so that he can convince himself that he's a brave warrior fighting the ebil Nazis rather than just a fat, cowardly bully abusing cancer survivors and mocking people grieving for murdered children on Twitter to distract himself from his own inadequacies.

Q: Why does Shane block people at the end of arguments and declare himself the winner?
A: Shane is extremely insecure about his intellect. He was at pains to point out that his literal brain damage didn't affect his "cognition". The idea that Shane Is Very Smart is fundamental to his ego, his self-conception and his self-esteem. His way of coping with failure includes the idea that "my body let me down, but I'm still a super-genius". He tells himself this constantly to reassure himself of his superiority, it's also why he's so entitled and condescending. Sadly, Shane isn't really very smart. A lot of his behaviour since he came on KF's radar has been extraordinarily stupid, blundering into self-own after self-own. As we saw in his last argument, when he started to lose he resorted to ad-hominem attacks, strawmanning and just hurling insults in lieu of being able to counter the points the other guy made. Shane convinced himself that he didn't need to deploy his vast intellect against a Nazi Chud, not that he didn't have an answer. The idea that he may be of, at best, average intelligence, terrifies him. We're talking real fear. He couldn't get away with the tactics he uses on Twitter here, he knows that, and he really frightened of not being able to win arguments here. Not so much because he'd be embarrassed or that the evil Kiwi TERFs might win, but because it will hurt his ability to lie to himself and maintain the illusions that are at the heart of his self-esteem.

Q: Why does Shane not stand up for his partner when her appearance was mocked?
A: Fundamentally Shane is a coward who only cares about himself. He doesn't respect his girlfriend enough to defend her. His wife left him, after all, he thinks that women are disloyal bitches who don't appreciate what a genius he is. Shane lost his virginity late in life, probably to the woman he married (who subsequently walked out). He is very insecure about his sexual performance, hence it is something he lies and brags about (Daddy Cum Cannon indeed). I'm willing to bet that he flirted with Incel ideologies before he finally lost his virginity, and they've never quite left him. He has nothing but contempt for his girlfriend - she willingly had sex with Shane Nokes after all, she can't be a very classy broad to do something that debased. She's all he can get, he feels like he's feeding off scraps from the feasting table when he feels entitled to the prime cuts. But no, he has to make do with the gunt, and that makes him rage deep inside like the Incel he is at heart. When we point that out, he has no comeback because he believes that too.

Q: Why does Shane pretend not to be bothered by this thread despite following it obsessively and announcing his plans to flag down Null's stream because it might make fun of him?
Shane desperately needs to feel in control of his life, because his illness and personal inadequacies took that control away from him and deprived him of the destiny that he felt (and still feels) he was entitled to. That's why he employs the "puppetmaster defence", desperately insisting that having Kiwis and OnA humiliate him over and over is part of his master plan. He's not owned! He planned this! Ultimately, this goes back to the common theme between all these answers - Shane doesn't tell these lies to convince others, he tells them to convince himself. If he says he's not bothered by this thread, then that must be true - look, it's written down now, Shane's word is law and if Shane says he's not bothered then that is true - at least for Shane - and that way he can ignore the mountain of evidence that says otherwise. That's why he won't come here - he can't control the narrative, he can't choose what questions to answer, and someone will say something that pierces his own illusions about himself.

Shane is fundamentally a fantasist. Someone who plays pretend about their life to avoid dealing with feelings of inadequacy, loss and failure. That alone wouldn't make him a lolcow, but what pushes him over the line from someone you could feel some degree of sympathy for to someone you can't, is that he tries to impose his fantasies on others. His vicious bullying, lying and intimidation of strangers on the internet is what people truly despise about him, but he's convinced himself (or at least desperately tries to convince himself) that he's justified in doing these things. But he knows he isn't, deep down. He knows what a piece of shit he is, and if he came here that would be exposed. That's what he's afraid of - confronting the truth about himself that he has obfuscated with lies for years.

His lies aren't really to convince other people - they're to convince himself.



Yo Shane, if I'm wrong about these, come here and prove otherwise.

Pussy.

 

[internet friend]

Very good analysis @Spunt but you're missing one key, vital question.
Q: Why is Shane so FAT?

 

[Spunt]

Very good analysis @Spunt but you're missing one key, vital question.
Q: Why is Shane so FAT?

The fatness of Shane is something that defies time, logic or causality. Shane has always been fat, the fatness is essentially its own cause, and effect, for it is so infinitely large that it becomes itself, like the serpent swallowing its own tail. Indeed, we should not be asking "Why is Shane so FAT" so much as asking "Why is FAT so Shane"? And even to consider that question is a Sisyphean task, as the closer we come to answer it, the fatter he becomes and thus the question even harder, as we fruitlessly chase Zeno's arrow across a desert of empty Twinkie wrappers and high-fructose corn syrup.

Also, I think he drinks a lot of Mountain Dew.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Q: Why does Shane not stand up for his partner when her appearance was mocked?
A: Fundamentally Shane is a coward who only cares about himself. He doesn't respect his girlfriend enough to defend her. His wife left him, after all, he thinks that women are disloyal bitches who don't appreciate what a genius he is. Shane lost his virginity late in life, probably to the woman he married (who subsequently walked out). He is very insecure about his sexual performance, hence it is something he lies and brags about (Daddy Cum Cannon indeed). I'm willing to bet that he flirted with Incel ideologies before he finally lost his virginity, and they've never quite left him. He has nothing but contempt for his girlfriend - she willingly had sex with Shane Nokes after all, she can't be a very classy broad to do something that debased. She's all he can get, he feels like he's feeding off scraps from the feasting table when he feels entitled to the prime cuts. But no, he has to make do with the gunt, and that makes him rage deep inside like the Incel he is at heart. When we point that out, he has no comeback because he believes that too.

Someone has to take her, Leroy here may as well. He wont get any better

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

That's why he employs the "puppetmaster defence", desperately insisting that having Kiwis and OnA humiliate him over and over is part of his master plan. He's not owned! He planned this!

The way he flails taking own after own saying it's all part of the plan is hilarious in how delusional it is. I'm almost positive deep down he knows he's a fucking idiot but is trying to save face and what little pride he thinks he has. But I like to think he is like the rival karate guy from Kung Pow, who thinks losing is winning and a child could beat him. "Face to foot style, how'd ya like it." "I'm bleeding, making me the victor."

Q: Why is Shane so FAT?

Because he likes cake and Mountain Dew.

 

[A Sunset]

Shane doesn't want to post here for several reasons - he can't block people and declare himself the winner, he can't grandstand in front of his public audience of exactly nobody, he's a coward, but the main one is this: we will ask him questions that he can't answer in a way that doesn't humiliate him. His bluster and grandstanding is a very transparent mask of his deep feelings of shame and inadequacy. Staying on Twitter means that he can cherry-pick the questions he answers to avoid the difficult ones. What a pussy-ass bitch. So allow me to both ask and answer the questions Shane won't.

The last time I saw a fat pig get roasted this well, I was having Texan-style slow-cooked BBQ with the boys. A Kingly analysis. Someone give @Spunt a raise.

However, looks like Shane has either woken up early, or more likely not gone to bed yet, to step up to the plate and respond. This is Shames chance to put Spunt in their place, so let’s see what kind of retort we have to so many points.



Buddy….it’s fucking tough.

There needs to a name for this kind of thing. Where you are completely unable to respond in any substantial way to someone’s claims or arguments, so you simply fling strange unrelated insults and then act like you’ve won, despite have fled the argument like a bitch. Then write

Pulling a Nokes? “Shame pulled a Nokes.” I’m up for suggestions on this one.

 

[Spunt]

That's his answer? Just a couple of weak insults? He can't address any of what I said, just attack me.

Come here and explain why I'm wrong, coward.

 

[Black Cat2]

The last time I saw a fat pig get roasted this well, I was having Texan-style slow-cooked BBQ with the boys. A Kingly analysis. Someone give @Spunt a raise.

However, looks like Shane has either woken up early, or more likely not gone to bed yet, to step up to the plate and respond. This is Shames chance to put Spunt in their place, so let’s see what kind of retort we have to so many points.

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Buddy….it’s fucking tough.

There needs to a name for this kind of thing. Where you are completely unable to respond in any substantial way to someone’s claims or arguments, so you simply fling strange unrelated insults and then act like you’ve won, despite have fled the argument like a bitch. Then write

Pulling a Nokes? “Shame pulled a Nokes.” I’m up for suggestions on this one.

Literally all his posts read like a bad movie script for generic high-school badass from the 90s. It really is amazing that Shane is an actual living human being and not a satirical take on chronically online Twitter users.

 

[Spunt]

Literally all his posts read like a bad movie script for generic high-school badass from the 90s. It really is amazing that Shane is an actual living human being and not a satirical take on chronically online Twitter users.

His dishonesty and belligerence is 100% Twitter, but his unearned smugness, edgy-teenager atheism, delusions of genius and inability to argue any point without resorting to logical fallacies and personal attacks is pure, unfiltered Reddit. There's also just a sprinkle of 2003-era Something Awful in there as well, just a little neckbeard of Goon on the bloated fat head of Twitter and Reddit.

 

[A Sunset]

That's his answer? Just a couple of weak insults? He can't address any of what I said, just attack me.

Come here and explain why I'm wrong, coward.

I mean, if he had a retort he would have given it. He doesn’t. Why? Because Shame is a fat, embarassing, and transparent dim-witted retard. This is turning into the pedophile accusations all over again.

BTW, when it comes to Shame being asked to just join the forum instead of autistically responding on Twitter beyond the point of logical benefit….this isn’t the first time. Here’s how he responded to an ONA Funster asking him to do the same:


L/A
Remind you of any interactions lately? He pulled a Nokes and just insulted and ran when he had no answer.

The answer being in this case, of course, that he’s a coward. A Fat one.

 

[Meriasek]

There is no real point in trying to analyse Shane too much, unless you focus on the first four letters and use a butter knife.
Gonna say though, he's a great reminder that there's always someone worse than you. Reminder, fellas, at least you're not Shane Nokes.
Whenever I read this thread I feel better about myself. Thank you for your service.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

There needs to a name for this kind of thing. Where you are completely unable to respond in any substantial way to someone’s claims or arguments, so you simply fling strange unrelated insults and then act like you’ve won, despite have fled the argument like a bitch. Then write

I think 'pulling a Nokes' is a great way to describe the bitch made tactic of responding to a social media post then blocking so the person being responded to can't read the response or retort.

"This bitch pulled a Nokes and blocked me after he made fun of my kid who died of leukemia."

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Master FBI Detective Shane "Disabled/MS" Nokes has cracked the case on the kiwi hierarchy!

Why would Spunt do this long write-up? He had just been given a bronze star yesterday, why would he sacrifice that only to be replaced by the dunce cap?
The truth comes out: It's @I'm Just A Worm ! He is the mastermind behind this betrayal!
Worm sold out Nokes simply for something warm (get it? worm/warm?) to crawl inside of.
Obviously Worm slays mad puss, and Shame finds this repulsive (but is very jealous).

Also, sorry to say, but I think he has discovered Kiwifarms real source of income: wine fraud.
He cracked the case pretty quickly, that we take wine from New Zealand and relabel it as if from Champagne, France.
We're going to need a new scheme, boys.

 

[Black Cat2]

Like what some of you have said, Shane really is a relic of the past. Like, his entire personality is trying to be an early Internet era badass, but not understanding that if it was cringe in 2003, it's extremely cringe now.

 

[A Sunset]

The truth comes out: It's @Im Just A Worm ! He is the mastermind behind this betrayal!
Worm sold out Nokes simply for something warm (get it? worm/warm?) to crawl inside of.
Obviously Worm slays mad puss, and Shame finds this repulsive (but is very jealous).

I’m amazed that the day has come where Mr. Porkins has put on his big boy pants and said my name directly.

However instead of addressing my questions about his supposed Jewish ancestry, his weight, his international retail empire, etc……we’ve got Shane pulling a Nokes.

Shane, I’m not sure how to tell you this, but I”m not actually a worm in real life. I”m a human person, like you. I realize my avatar and name might confuse you. So even if I wanted to, I wouldln’t be able to crawl inside @Spunt ’s shit. They would have to have an anus the size of a truck to generate the necessary volume.

Now that we’ve addressed this bizarre autism, are you actually a Jew or did you make this up for an Internet argument?

Here was your claim.



@a hapless toad seems to think otherwise.

He is not Jewish.

His mother was a Christian, as were her mother and grandmother (and all the other ancestors that don't count for Jew points). Claiming to be a Jew seems to be a relatively new thing for him to use for internet victimhood.

So Shame, at this point we’re going to need proof of your Jewish heritage. Unless you just made up being a “real Jew“ to gain victim points in a one-sided Twitter argument like some kind of faggot. I’m giving you the chance to let the record be CorrecTed.

I’ll expect a prompt response on your Twitter or, sadly, I’ll have to assume the worst, Goyim.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Hey Shane: you do realize that literally responding to us, by name even, is the exact same thing as posting here, just with a single flimsy degree of separation? You are literally giving us exactly what we want you fucking retard. Please, keep it up though, I'm thoroughly enjoying it!

He's too cowardly to come here directly but too pathetic to not feel the need to prove himself. It's frankly hilarious.

 

[Black Cat2]

I just realised why I find Shane's style of typing so familiar. He literally types exactly like how Classic Chris used to talk. Using extremely cringey and childlike euphemisms that he thinks are bad ass, constantly saying that he's not bothered despite being unable to detach himself from the Internet, etc.

Is this a look into how Chris chan would have turned out if he wasn't discovered by 4chan?they're around the same age too, right?

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

I will delete immediately if this has been posted but Shame has managed to find someone who might be an even bigger loser than he is: would-be KF enemy and total hysterical degenerate Rubin Remus.

Predictably, they are gayopping, specifically against MATI.



Their “banter” is utterly retarded. I have no idea what Shame is trying to do with the nickname stuff. Hilariously, Rubin Remus doesn’t either. Shame was left on read by RR!
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