DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Martys_not_smarty]

Speaking of silent does anyone remember that video someone made where it was what it sounds like when Dave is streaming but with it's all muffled due to the door being closed?

 

[Corpun]

I fucking hate these segments so goddamn much. DSP bitching about having no time is such a fucking trigger for me. NIGGER YOU MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING SCHEDULE, BLEED YOUR DENTS OUT MORE 5 DAYS A WEEK THAN 6. This fucking fake ass wop has to bitch and moan all the time about no time for muh waif or other things and having to do errands all day on his day off but can't put time in to go sell shit or whatever to totally not feed his gacha.

What a lazy fucking piece of shit, though this greedy fucker would probably demand more than what he paid for for everything he could sell and act like an absolute piece of shit like Nick mentions here. For someone who is so autistic about schedules, DSP can't schedule actual shit that matters if his life depended on it. This moron could be dying of cancer and have an all-expenses paid treatment but wouldn't go if it was in the middle of his streams.

Like his schedule autism has to be so set in stone on his day ahf that he can't derive from it slightly in any fucking way whatsoever.

 

[Freebird]

Speaking of silent does anyone remember that video someone made where it was what it sounds like when Dave is streaming but with it's all muffled due to the door being closed?

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

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That's good but it's not the one I'm thinking of, the one I'm thinking of is just a still image of a closed door with some faggy stickers and a "do not disturb gamer in progress" door handle and it's excerpts from him getting his ass handed in fighting games.

 

[Hungrymandinner]

What does Phil need to do on his day off that can’t be done by his un- / underemployed wife on a weekday?

 

[Dona Morte]

What does Phil need to do on his day off that can’t be done by his un- / underemployed wife on a weekday?

Khet cannot walk a bowl of Ramen over.
Do you want that woman driving?

 

[Hungrymandinner]

Khet cannot walk a bowl of Ramen over.
Do you want that woman driving?

I am aware of Kat’s mental limitations. My question was merely rhetorical. Too bad the Side Scrollers couldn’t touch on the subject. I feel like Kat will remain a mystery as Phil is too ashamed to reveal any further details about her, and she is more of a shut-in than Phil at this point.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Went back a few pages to see if anyone reported this but didn't see it so yeah it seems like Catroller's channel bit the dust. He put out some of the best tihydp-style content in a long time. Fuck whoever's doing this copyright claim shit.

 

[Iron Hamster]

If Phil wasn't such a weirdo hermit I could see him filling in random people at the grocery store on his whole backstory, helicopter company, fatal car crash, murdering T in cold blood included.

Speaking as someone with disc issues, it's very easy to picture the doctor saying IF you don't exercise and take care of yourself, you could end up not being able to play sports or lift heavy objects, and Phil just took the "grain of truth" and ran with the story. I'm sure he has zero memory of what the doctor actually said.

My current dented theory is that Phil and his remaining paypigs are trying to prove a point. For years, he's said that if there were no detractor channels everyone would watch him. Now most of them are gone. So, the theory is that the word is out to tip as much as possible so Phil can claim he was right. Because in late 2022-early 2023 his tips dropped for six months straight to their lowest-ever totals, but suddenly he's regularly beating the tips goal again. But it's not more people tipping, just random huge (by 2023 standards) tips out of nowhere. So we'll see if he can sustain this newfound "organic support".

We've already seen that the views are remaining the same.

his wife is silent so why wouldn't he believe all cats are silent too?

Absolutely no way with the size of her.

What does Phil need to do on his day off that can’t be done by his un- / underemployed wife on a weekday?

As proven the last 2 weeks of him not even leaving the house - nothing.

 

[Corpun]

Went back a few pages to see if anyone reported this but didn't see it so yeah it seems like Catroller's channel bit the dust. He put out some of the best tihydp-style content in a long time. Fuck whoever's doing this copyright claim shit.

Very coincidental considering some of Cat's videos were linked here not too long ago. Must just be a coincidence though, I'd be a nudnik insane moron if I thought DSP or any of his dents lurked here.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Man DSP is a real role model isn't he?

Late reply as fuck due to site down but

He sure is to his son and all dents

 

[One Quick Post]

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You cannot convince me that he doesn't have some kind of problem with his mouth.
This droop has been exceptionally bad the last two days. It use to just really show when he did his clown face, but it seems to be consistently visible now.

 

[Spirelord: Downfall]

Khet cannot walk a bowl of Ramen over.
Do you want that woman driving?

Phil is legally required to wear glasses when driving and yet probably threw them away before moving into the WAKhando, with vision so bad he cannot see bright arrows trying to guide him in racing games.
Are you implying The Guy driving would be better?

 

[Balr0g]

Phil is legally required to wear glasses when driving and yet probably threw them away before moving into the WAKhando, with vision so bad he cannot see bright arrows trying to guide him in racing games.
Are you implying The Guy driving would be better?

And from the picture we have from Phil and fat Khet he wasn't driving with glasses. This guy doesn't give a fuck about anything but himself

 

[Mr Clark]

Question: Do you guys think Phil keeps track of tips close enough to realize hes on a downward slope, and therefore tarding more out with copyright strikes than usually?

I’d imagine that Phil lives from paycheck to paycheck, spending whatever money he has after bills, whether it’s 500$ or 5000$.

The only question is whether his gout brain can keep track of “Hmm… Only had sushi three times this week and not five like the month before!” Or “Last year I could have a pull night twice a week and not just once!”

But his mental faculties seems to have diminished, so I wouldn’t be surprised if the days just turns into one long, monotonous stream for him, and he lost the ability to clearly remember last year.

100% he finances with 'the feel'. He spends around the same and if spending ticks up whilst tips trend down, that brings out begments.

Given he gets 2 paychecks a day and has a spending addiction (gacha, gin, consooming) that is a recipe for disaster.

 

[hector85]

Are you implying The Guy driving would be better?

yet after all this time he hasn't managed to get himself killed or hurt in any major automobile accident... sure he only goes out once a week, but there have been plenty of opportunities over the years.

 

[Corpun]

Phil is legally required to wear glasses when driving and yet probably threw them away before moving into the WAKhando, with vision so bad he cannot see bright arrows trying to guide him in racing games.
Are you implying The Guy driving would be better?

He actually does have them, or at least did when he moved. Why do we know this? Because he bitched on a prestream about needing to wear them and get his vision checked out to get a Washington State license. Retard endangered his friends because he doesn't like wearing them for some reason.

 

[soulless guarantee]

I’d imagine that Phil lives from paycheck to paycheck, spending whatever money he has after bills, whether it’s 500$ or 5000$.

What's the point in saving excess money for a rainy day when it's a well known fact that it never rains in Seattle (but not  in Seattle)

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

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Never knew Derich enjoyed The Documentary. Maybe he isn't so bad after all...

 

[Piece of Peace]