Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Whatever Nick's collaboration with Joe was on Mondays seems dead in the water.

Listened to the first 30 seconds of Nick's stream last night on Rumble (because my beloved YouTube Vanced died yesterday), where Nick said he'd already missed the last two weeks, was going to miss next week because of Philadelphia and canceled last minute on Joe tonight because he was "getting ready for Philadelphia".

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Whatever Nick's collaboration with Joe was on Mondays seems dead in the water.

Listened to the first 30 seconds of Nick's stream last night on Rumble (because my beloved YouTube Vanced died yesterday), where Nick said he'd already missed the last two weeks, was going to miss next week because of Philadelphia and canceled last minute on Joe tonight because he was "getting ready for Philadelphia".

who's Joe? Pretend everyone has given up even watching Rekieta.

 

[SargonF00t]

Whatever Nick's collaboration with Joe was on Mondays seems dead in the water.

Listened to the first 30 seconds of Nick's stream last night on Rumble (because my beloved YouTube Vanced died yesterday), where Nick said he'd already missed the last two weeks, was going to miss next week because of Philadelphia and canceled last minute on Joe tonight because he was "getting ready for Philadelphia".

Joe better smarten up and learn to coom, if he wants a collaboration with Nicky Rackets.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Latest food stread highlights:

- Nick forgot to make the stream exclusive for about 45 minutes. He realized then said 'bye! Join Locals it's fun!' basically and switched it over. Really good grift and care for your audience

- Nick restates he is done with absolute freeze peach when someone brings up HydroPX who was banned. Apparently he is making a lot of comments on Nick's YT stream replays.

Nick claims that he tries reaching out to HydroPX and likes him a lot, but he won't answer.

He also claims Hydro e-mailed LOCALS calling his community 'hateful, racist, misogynistic, and bigoted'. How would he know?

He doesn't understand why people watch things they don't like. Then he launches into talking about the Murdaugh trial and how he only did it for views and money. Does he assume everyone is as lazy as he is or as fortunate in employment?

- Nick also claims that he and LR were at an even in the last day or two where Dave Schneider was the emcee. He joked that it was a 'drag show'.

- No show Thursday and maybe no show Friday this week

EDIT: missing words

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Whatever Nick's collaboration with Joe was on Mondays seems dead in the water.

Listened to the first 30 seconds of Nick's stream last night on Rumble (because my beloved YouTube Vanced died yesterday), where Nick said he'd already missed the last two weeks, was going to miss next week because of Philadelphia and canceled last minute on Joe tonight because he was "getting ready for Philadelphia".

What a piece of shit Rackets is. This is definitely one area he's changed, he would give lip service to helping others around him in the past, trying to do collabs, certainly on his own channel. Now, unless it's COOM talk, he can't be assed to do a damn thing, certainly not more than once.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Nick claims that he tries reaching out to HydroPX and likes him a lot, but he won't answer.

You know what would be a really good way to keep in touch with your audience, Nick? Locals.

"I don't understand why all these people I ban for criticism are so hard to reach to discuss their criticisms. It must be the YT Algorithm and the media hating black golfers."

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He doesn't understand why people watch things they don't like. Then he launches into talking about the Murdaugh trial and how he only did it for views and money.

It was the only half-watchable content he's produced for the last 6 months (evidenced by the fact his subscriber decline stopped and even reversed while he was doing it) but it was very obvious he hated every second of it. And if you didn't pick up on that, there was that demented rant he went on about how much he hated the trial where everyone on the stream with him was visibly uncomfortable.

I'm guessing that will be the last trial stream we get.

Listened to the first 30 seconds of Nick's stream last night on Rumble (because my beloved YouTube Vanced died yesterday), where Nick said he'd already missed the last two weeks, was going to miss next week because of Philadelphia and canceled last minute on Joe tonight because he was "getting ready for Philadelphia".

I'm presuming that it is this weekend? So Nick has to prepare for a full week to leave for a weekend? What a fucking joke.

What a piece of shit Rackets is. This is definitely one area he's changed, he would give lip service to helping others around him in the past, trying to do collabs, certainly on his own channel. Now, unless it's COOM talk, he can't be assed to do a damn thing, certainly not more than once.

Joe is less willing to play along with Nick's bullshit on that front than basically all of the other orbiters, so he should expect to be on the outs in the future.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It was the only half-watchable content he's produced for the last 6 months (evidenced by the fact his subscriber decline stopped and even reversed while he was doing it) but it was very obvious he hated every second of it. And if you didn't pick up on that, there was that demented rant he went on about how much he hated the trial where everyone on the stream with him was visibly uncomfortable.

I'm guessing that will be the last trial stream we get.


I'm presuming that it is this weekend? So Nick has to prepare for a full week to leave for a weekend? What a fucking joke.


Joe is less willing to play along with Nick's bullshit on that front than basically all of the other orbiters, so he should expect to be on the outs in the future.

He will do trial streams. His wine mom audience and need to bring in fresh blood will demand it when he feels the financial pinch. Paying Randazza might even be enough motivation.

Just expect it to be 'New and improved Nick! With 200% more whinging!'

 

[Pomniman]

He was on for all of 20 minutes.
On a total random sidenote: I have no idea how Hunley got popular with these lawyer shows. He's not a lawyer, he just sits up there in the top corner staring blankly the entire time while lawyers talk about lawyery stuff.

I think Hunley got popular among that crowd as a byproduct of Robert Barnes being a fan of that "America's Untold Stories" channel where Hunley discusses boomer era 1950s-70s conspiracy and subculture shit with Mark Groubert. Barnes has namedropped that channel and Hunley on his own streams on multiple occasions.

 

[Maraschino]

He doesn't understand why people watch things they don't like.

We used to like Nick's content, then it became content that we didn't like, Nick became a more despicable person, and when we explained that Nick's content became something we didn't like, he called us incels faggots and prudes. Now his channel is tanking due to shitting on the audience that made him successful.

It can't be more simple than this.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

“I’m so lazy these days guys I buy pre-boiled eggs.” Blah blah blah rambling about the virtues of rubbery, shitty, water laden, prepackaged boiled eggs.



Nick we‘ve known for a while you’re a lazy fuck. Just look at the condition of your kitchen. Disgusting! Get off the sauce, quit cooming for 10 minutes and clean that shithole.

I can’t believe people pay any amount of money to watch this locals exclusive garbage. The lowcows have to be the dumbest people imaginable.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He will do trial streams. His wine mom audience and need to bring in fresh blood will demand it when he feels the financial pinch. Paying Randazza might even be enough motivation.

Just expect it to be 'New and improved Nick! With 200% more whinging!'

I don't know. In fact, I doubt it. Nick has patted himself on the back recently about how expertly he changed the focus of his channel.

He also has been more blatant with the obviously stupid reasons to cancel streams or appearances he's not interested in. Nick was "dehydrated" for Null and with Joe he was busy because he had to prepare for his weekend trip that's five days away. That's not counting the appearance he was late for and said he overslept.

“I’m so lazy these days guys I buy pre-boiled eggs.” Blah blah blah rambling about the virtues of rubbery, shitty, water laden, prepackaged boiled eggs.

This is absurd.

You would think at some point Nick would ask himself "What the fuck am I doing?" but I guess not.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick we‘ve known for a while you’re a lazy fuck. Just look at the condition of your kitchen. Disgusting! Get off the sauce, quit cooming for 10 minutes and clean that shithole.

Holy hell, I haven't noticed how bad his kitchen is. I get it, it's tough out there, with 5 kids and what have you, but sheesh. (No wonder he usually shoots his kitchen segments at a weird, up-nose angle.) In the words of JBP:

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

“I’m so lazy these days guys I buy pre-boiled eggs.” Blah blah blah rambling about the virtues of rubbery, shitty, water laden, prepackaged boiled eggs.

...I'm at a loss. They're fucking eggs. You literally just boil them and set a timer. THEY'RE EGGS.

NICK! You used to smoke meat for your family! You used to take pride in your cooking! THEY'RE EGGS. Why are you like this Nick! We wanted you to pull up! INSTEAD YOU'RE BUYING PRE-BOILED EGGS.

 

[Strix454]

Holy hell, I haven't noticed how bad his kitchen is. I get it, it's tough out there, with 5 kids and what have you, but sheesh. (No wonder he usually shoots his kitchen segments at a weird, up-nose angle.) In the words of JBP:

He doesn't work. His wife doesn't work. They have a nanny.

These people don't have a tough life.

I'd put the mess down to a husband who is alcoholic and a pill-head wife.

 

[Thugnificent]

I wonder if the quality of his content would improve if he just stuck to streaming once a week or something. He's been online nearly every single night for the past 4 -5 years straight with few breaks in between.

 

[Kopasea]

“I’m so lazy these days guys I buy pre-boiled eggs.” Blah blah blah rambling about the virtues of rubbery, shitty, water laden, prepackaged boiled eggs.

Especially since it takes like 10 minutes to boil eggs in an insta-pot, and you KNOW that Nick has an instapot in the pantry collecting dust.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Especially since it takes like 10 minutes to boil eggs in an insta-pot, and you KNOW that Nick has an instapot in the pantry collecting dust.

Judging by the state of that kitchen, it's more likely collecting dust on the counter (maybe still in the original box).

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

I wonder if the quality of his content would improve if he just stuck to streaming once a week or something. He's been online nearly every single night for the past 4 -5 years straight with few breaks in between.

I believe it’s more about who’s coming up with the content and producing it not the frequency. People who work real jobs (and really any task) become better at it with frequency and repetition of the task. Experts in a task have repeated it hundreds if not thousands (or more) times and as a result perfect their craft. Look at welders for instance, someone who has worked a million days welding creates art with their work almost without thinking about it. It shows in the final product. To get that good takes, work, discipline, pride, and a desire to perfect the craft. Nick fits none of these qualities, that’s why his content is shit and will always be shit.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

...I'm at a loss. They're fucking eggs. You literally just boil them and set a timer. THEY'RE EGGS.

NICK! You used to smoke meat for your family! You used to take pride in your cooking! THEY'RE EGGS. Why are you like this Nick! We wanted you to pull up! INSTEAD YOU'RE BUYING PRE-BOILED EGGS.

I am now doubting that he actually cooked as much as he said he did. He had better content back when he claimed to be cooking, and if anything, he should have MORE free time now.

Someone tell me I am wrong.

I wonder if the quality of his content would improve if he just stuck to streaming once a week or something. He's been online nearly every single night for the past 4 -5 years straight with few breaks in between.

I was saying 2 years ago that he needs to cut to 4 days a week. 3 when he day streams to dl proper research