Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[prolapsed_cranium]

Especially since it takes like 10 minutes to boil eggs in an insta-pot, and you KNOW that Nick has an instapot in the pantry collecting dust.

Never thought of doing it that way

 

[Pomniman]

she's an old woman. old women try and turn wherever they post into the_donald or conservative treehouse.

She seems like more of an antifa wannabe hag than a qboomer type hag with how she sees use of the nigger word or faggot slur or kike pejorative as deeply disturbing and uses lexicon like "the work" which is more common among liberal/leftist activist types. Though I guess both types of terminally online wine grannies are different flavors of the same shit in a lot of ways so it's something of a distinction without a difference.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I believe it’s more about who’s coming up with the content and producing it not the frequency.

I don't know what cutting down on the shows would do. I mean Nick has straight up said that he doesn't want to bother doing research for shows anymore.

Nick's primary goal appears to be able to do shows where he talks about cooming and get super chats for it. He is also prepared as a backup option to do shitty knockoffs of already shitty current-events streams, where he looks up the top story on CNN or The Hill and riffs on them. When he realized the bulk of his audience wasn't willing to go along with the former all the time, he's mixed it up with the latter. However, he is not prepared to do any show where he has to do original research and he is not prepared to do trial streams.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Her ha

She seems like more of an antifa wannabe hag than a qboomer type hag with how she sees use of the nigger word or faggot slur or kike pejorative as deeply disturbing and uses lexicon like "the work" which is more common among liberal/leftist activist types. Though I guess both types of terminally online wine grannies are different flavors of the same shit in a lot of ways so it's something of a distinction without a difference.

Her handle was 'CynthiaLibtard'. I thought she was a funny addition to Nick's chat to play the contrarian. She definitely marched to the beat of her own drum then as now, but she could take jokes (see the handle) and knew she would be in the ideological minority.

I thought that was respectable (even if she did have a dumb take or three), but it seems ro have always been or to have transmorgrified into a bit of a victim complex with a vendetta. I hope she can take a step back and make it fun; not work.

 

[Pomniman]

Her ha

Her handle was 'CynthiaLibtard'. I thought she was a funny addition to Nick's chat to play the contrarian. She definitely marched to the beat of her own drum then as now, but she could take jokes (see the handle) and knew she would be in the ideological minority.

I thought that was respectable (even if she did have a dumb take or three), but it seems ro have always been or to have transmorgrified into a bit of a victim complex with a vendetta. I hope she can take a step back and make it fun; not work.

Yeah, it wasn't exactly a secret, but I think it's a large part of what caused the specific type of meltdown she had. Left or right politics don't have to define anyone or run their life, but she obviously let them at some point and clearly started thinking along the lines that balldo's audience being largely right leaning made them valid targets for her "work". She thought enough posters here would happen to sympathize with her crusade against the scary "angry" (in her own words) bigoted gun owning white men of balldo's locals to lend her support. At least part of it was just a personal grudge but the way she discussed these things made it clear she also used that type of agenda to rationalize what she was doing as virtuous or "important" in some faggy way when it's just a petty internet beef between retards.

 

[Swole McPole]

Nick we‘ve known for a while you’re a lazy fuck. Just look at the condition of your kitchen. Disgusting! Get off the sauce, quit cooming for 10 minutes and clean that shithole.

The man has a wife. A wife who has help taking care of the kids. What the fuck is she doing while he's engaging in his stupidity? Drex can't be boning her 24/7, surely?

Kayla, here's a tip for you: if you're worried about sick kids, instead of spunking money sending them on weekly visits to a chiropractor, CLEAN YOUR FUCKING KITCHEN!

 

[Anticipointment]

“I’m so lazy these days guys I buy pre-boiled eggs.” Blah blah blah rambling about the virtues of rubbery, shitty, water laden, prepackaged boiled eggs.

Saw the kitchen, read about pre-boiled eggs, thought I’d wandered into a deathfat thread.

 

[RotPockets]

Especially since it takes like 10 minutes to boil eggs in an insta-pot, and you KNOW that Nick has an instapot in the pantry collecting dust.

Instead of using ice cubes and waiting, just dump out the boiling water, run them under cold water until cooled, and then dump out most of the water leaving about half an inch. Cover with the lid, and panhandle shake it until they stop making a cracking noise. They will basically peel themselves.

 

[Captain Manning]

He is also prepared as a backup option to do shitty knockoffs of already shitty current-events streams, where he looks up the top story on CNN or The Hill and riffs on them.

For that extra ultra-lazy flair, he could do what Ralph does and just have a Tucker Carlson clip playing.

It wouldn't surprise me if we got to that point soon.

 

[Owlbear]

For that extra ultra-lazy flair, he could do what Ralph does and just have a Tucker Carlson clip playing.

It wouldn't surprise me if we got to that point soon.

he was pretty upset that his audience wanted to hear James O'Keefe's words from James O'Keefe rather than from a drunk coomtard. He likes hearing his own voice too much for that. That didn't stop him from reading the statement verbatim, though.

His "creative" process has recently been:
1. Don't react when the news happens, and make some dismissive comment if the audience asks about it
2. Wait for someone to send you a news article you agree with to read out and repeat verbatim
3. Read sections of the news article on stream, repeat the sections you don't read as though they are your own opinion, and pretend to have had great "lawyerly" insight

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I don't know what cutting down on the shows would do. I mean Nick has straight up said that he doesn't want to bother doing research for shows anymore.

I had the impression, back in the old days, that he worked during the day and streamed a couple of nights during the week. If he had kept that schedule I feel like burn out wouldn't have happened. It's really not a good idea to turn a fun hobby or side hustle you find fun into your full time job.

 

[AnOminous]

Are they ALL just lolcows in lawyer's clothing? These people should be embarrassed to listen to this nonsense.

Or they figure it would be better to sit there in stone-faced silence than engage with something that radioactive.

 

[TheButcherknight]

I think @Himedall All-seeing Waifu said he's compiled brief bios on the various Nick orbiters.

With as much as a hard on you have to alawg spectre, Id have to assume your on that list

 

[AnOminous]

As long as he says the right things, and continues to cultivate Nick's thot farm, he's got job security. I think most people are in agreement Nick doesn't need the money.

He will if he keeps spending the way he is. I get the impression he was kept on a budget by whatever family member was funding his comfortable but family style life up until he came into a huge chunk of change, and he bitterly resented it. But now the instant he comes into a chunk of change he's like FUCK YOU DAD (or whoever) and is blowing it like a wigger, thus showing that treating him like a spendthrift up until now was probably entirely justified.

With as much as a hard on you have to alawg spectre, Id have to assume your on that list

Telling the unvarnished truth about a massive lolcow isn't A-Logging.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Never thought of doing it that way

It’s one of those things where you can do it, but boiling in a pot on the stove doesn’t really take any longer and it’s easier with less to clean up.

Personally where I find the instapot shines is prepping dried beans to cook, it takes about an hour vs soaking them in water overnight. I’m shit at meal planning so it’s been an ass-saver many times.

 

[Captain Manning]

With as much as a hard on you have to alawg spectre, Id have to assume your on that list

LOL. Okay. You clearly don't understand what alogging is.

Funny enough, Spectre shouldn't really be a topic of discussion concerning Nick and his lawsuit, but for the fact he inserted himself into it. Start here, and keep reading, if you missed out on how we got to this point. Nobody would talk about this if there wasn't a reason.

If you're upset I and others mock him for that, I'd recommend taking it up with moonface himself. Or don't. I don't really care.

Telling the unvarnished truth about a massive lolcow isn't A-Logging.

Yeah, that's just SOP around here.

 

[RotPockets]

It’s one of those things where you can do it, but boiling in a pot on the stove doesn’t really take any longer and it’s easier with less to clean up.

Personally where I find the instapot shines is prepping dried beans to cook, it takes about an hour vs soaking them in water overnight. I’m shit at meal planning so it’s been an ass-saver many times.

This recipe is great if you want a Thanksgiving dinner but don’t want to cook an entire Turkey for a day.

How to Make the Juiciest Instant Pot Turkey Breast

This step-by-step guide explains making turkey breast in an Instant Pot.

www.tasteofhome.com

Chop up the leftovers and toss them in the broth and it becomes soup.

 

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This recipe is great if you want a Thanksgiving dinner but don’t want to cook an entire Turkey for a day.

How to Make the Juiciest Instant Pot Turkey Breast

This step-by-step guide explains making turkey breast in an Instant Pot.

www.tasteofhome.com

Thanks, but I'll take mine prepackaged, precooked, and freezer burned.

 

[Captain Manning]

I had the impression, back in the old days, that he worked during the day and streamed a couple of nights during the week. If he had kept that schedule I feel like burn out wouldn't have happened. It's really not a good idea to turn a fun hobby or side hustle you find fun into your full time job.

I think that the streaming thing paid better than the lawyer thing so he gravitated heavily toward the latter. Other people have also pointed out that "old Nick" was probably a better streamer than he was a lawyer anyways. It makes a certain amount of sense that there would be a priority shift, but he also might have way overdid it.

It's difficult to say how much lawyering Nick did back in the day, because while we can find something of a case history through court records, lawyers frequently do other things that wouldn't show up in said records. Like consultations, contract work, etc. In fact, that's usually the bread and butter of most lawfirms. Not trial work.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

who's Joe? Pretend everyone has given up even watching Rekieta.

Not sure if this is facetious, but Nick was talking about Good Lawgic, the Orthodox Jew in the NYPD cap from New Jersey.

I think Hunley got popular among that crowd as a byproduct of Robert Barnes being a fan of that "America's Untold Stories" channel where Hunley discusses boomer era 1950s-70s conspiracy and subculture shit with Mark Groubert. Barnes has namedropped that channel and Hunley on his own streams on multiple occasions.

I feel like Hunley's lawyer streams precede his collaboration with Groubert.

His America's Untold Stories channel was created October 2021. Although I believe Hunley has had a few YT channels deleted and one hacked by crypto scammers.

Hunley's streams were actually how I was first introduced to Rekieta. It was pre-Rittenhouse and he was on a panel stream with Viva Frei whom I followed at the time.