Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[breadandcircuses]

What is the next tour supposed to be?

Pizza Wars?
Taco Wars?
Wing Wars?

Guh.

He NEVER FUCKING LEARNS!

As for all the losers that talk about Jack, they need to talk about Fat on the Go. They think Jack is too much like Kay, he isn't. He's a rude, gluttonous man toddler yelling at the servers, his mommywife, and his faggot son.
Only Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man show the true side of Jack, when the Wendigo warps his brain and makes his demand more meat from the minimum wage fast food worker, because it must FEAST AND FEED!

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

TBH I'm starting to think the post-stroke postings were done by Tammy or Jr. Jack's voice is even more slurred, he can't see, and does his "good" arm even work well enough to hold a phone?

ETA a big LOL at a "tour". Hope your scootypuff has good batteries.

I wonder if he was 'fine enough' when he was sent home after what was still for him a 'strict' diet, but since he went back to his full old glory of grease and mayo, he's degraded significantly again. Stroke recovery and spiking blood pressure don't often go well together. He might be all kinds of fucked up now.

 

[Sonic T]

Guys he's just working hard on his cookbook.

I thought he said working from home doesn't count?

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

What is the next tour supposed to be?

Pizza Wars?
Taco Wars?
Wing Wars?

Guh.

He NEVER FUCKING LEARNS!

As for all the losers that talk about Jack, they need to talk about Fat on the Go. They think Jack is too much like Kay, he isn't. He's a rude, gluttonous man toddler yelling at the servers, his mommywife, and his faggot son.
Only Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man show the true side of Jack, when the Wendigo warps his brain and makes his demand more meat from the minimum wage fast food worker, because it must FEAST AND FEED!

The future of Fat on the Go

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Guys, guys, guys, just calm down. Everything is alright, okay? He's just chilling with da family, just like last time! Totally not having life-threatening health issues or anything like that!

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What are you all doing this weekend?

Another fucking tour? This faggot really doesn't know when to stop does he?

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He lives.

It's because of his fat fingers, loss of coordination, inability to see anything but a blur and trying to use voice to text that he's dialing the wrong people. But no. Just blame the phone.

 

[Whaler]

Another fucking tour? This faggot really doesn't know when to stop does he?


It's because of his fat fingers, loss of coordination, inability to see anything but a blur and trying to use voice to text that he's dialing the wrong people. But no. Just blame the phone.

That tweet was posted in January. It was from Tammy trying to cover up Jacks fourth stroke.

If I was Tammy, I would honestly ask a doctor about Jacks seemingly unending appetite (Wendigo jokes excluded) since hyperphagia can be a symptom of a number of things ranging from anxiety to thyroid problems or even brain damage (not caused by strokes).

 

[Cherry Dude]

The Wendigo gives power to Jack's flesh once more! More gud meat must be consumed!

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Guys, guys, guys, just calm down. Everything is alright, okay? He's just chilling with da family, just like last time! Totally not having life-threatening health issues or anything like that!

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What are you all doing this weekend?

Posted at 4:20 PM. "Taking a break" alright.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

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He lives.

But Jack, your iPhone is just like your MacBook. It's an expensive Apple toy that's not supposed to fail.

What is the next tour supposed to be?

Pizza Wars?
Taco Wars?
Wing Wars?

Guh.

He NEVER FUCKING LEARNS!

As for all the losers that talk about Jack, they need to talk about Fat on the Go. They think Jack is too much like Kay, he isn't. He's a rude, gluttonous man toddler yelling at the servers, his mommywife, and his faggot son.
Only Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man show the true side of Jack, when the Wendigo warps his brain and makes his demand more meat from the minimum wage fast food worker, because it must FEAST AND FEED!

The next tour? Stroke Wars, or, if anyone's interested in irony, Stroke Wars: The Embolism Strikes Back.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

It occurs to me that Jack can't use even eye-tracking software now, because that requires two working eyes as far as I know. I wanted to write that he could die like a normal person, at least, but that's also clearly not true. He should go ahead and die, though; his life is looking increasingly like some morality play and, if he doesn't stop soon, perhaps an episode of The Twilight Zone.

 

[AnOminous]

his life is looking increasingly like some morality play

Or a mortality play.

 

[SandyCat]

At this point I'm rooting for Jack just to see if he can outlive DSP

I believe in you Jack, don't let the Wendigo take over just yet

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

I hope he makes "Keto Tacos" which is just the stuffed bell peppers again but with the overly salty taco seasoning. Just seems like a "Jack" response to everything.

 

[Poutine It Here]

Guys, guys, guys, just calm down. Everything is alright, okay? He's just chilling with da family, just like last time! Totally not having life-threatening health issues or anything like that!

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What are you all doing this weekend?

But who's family was he hanging with.... We know his family doesn't like him.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Honestly since he lives, I think Jack probably had issues with his internet or something like that

Yeah or maybe fatty was just incapacitated by some severe and self-limited medical condition like a gout flare or something but I kinda doubt it since fatty would have bitched about it on boomerbook for asspats.

Im putting my chips on Tammy finding out how fucking difficult it is to make adjustments for a fat retard who wont do anything to help. Jack makes it worse in this case as he is actively making his situation worse whether he knows it or not and his wife is gonna start letting it slip how much she hates this situation. Look at parents who have severely disabled or handicapper children. They might love them to death but they also deeply resent the burden caring for their children can be and some wish it never happened. Tammy is falling into this zone. Im sure she bitched at him and shut off the tv or internet and all Jack can do is just sit there.

I think it's about time we consider that Tammy is legit stupid like Jack. I think we give her too much credit sometimes when we joke that she is overfeeding Jack in hopes he kicks the bucket soon. In reality this lady is making major concessions for fatass even now that he can't do anything by taking him home and continuously supporting him. I'm thinking that she is living in an alternate reality like fatass where the fact he has been rendered disabled by 4 strokes is nothing more than a tragedy with no explanation. Maybe she came up with a dumb cope that it couldn't be anything related to diet because she eats as much as Jagoff and has never had a stroke.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I hope he makes "Keto Tacos" which is just the stuffed bell peppers again but with the overly salty taco seasoning. Just seems like a "Jack" response to everything.

There's a "keto taco" recipe where shredded cheese is melted and shaped into a "taco shell." I want to say that Jack has attempted it before, but I could be wrong.

 

[Tiresome]

I think it's about time we consider that Tammy is legit stupid like Jack.

I mean, we have prima facie evidence that Tammy is at the very least well below normal cognitive standards. She married Jack.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Tammy really isn't that different from Jack. It's similar to all those YouTube reactors that think that Jack is an incompetant yet pleasant home cook. She simply doesn't show her ass as often as Jack does. You don't kick out your stepson for no good reason if you're a nice person. Tammy is also a bitch and glutton on Jack on the Go. They were made for each other.

Only thing is when Jack finally croaks, Tammy better hope that Qali will volunteer to take care of her. Given what a lazy piece of shit they raised, though...

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

There's a "keto taco" recipe where shredded cheese is melted and shaped into a "taco shell." I want to say that Jack has attempted it before, but I could be wrong.

I've actually done that. Was really good, and I didn't need to add any cheese to the meat.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

There's a "keto taco" recipe where shredded cheese is melted and shaped into a "taco shell." I want to say that Jack has attempted it before, but I could be wrong.

He's done "keto ravioli" like that. He's also done "keto cheese crisps" which were just cheese and I think he did something similar with cheese and pepperoni which he then rolled up and dipped in marinara sauce. But the sauce had to be warm. It's imperative that marinara sauce HAS to be warm.