Sam Hyde

[Tren Shapiro]

Conceptually this is really well done. Entertainment-wise we'll see. The success of this experiment now completely lies with the contestants. Could turn out to be really boring and uneventful

You can't leave the success of a show up to the retards that agreed to be on it which is why all reality tv is scripted/directed. Luckily for us, the geniuses behind this project are experts at creating entertainment by mentally torturing retarded people.

 

[nut butter]

They need to enable the tts, holy shit.

 

[SFINAE]

Sitting around, eating ramen, not speaking. This is kind of sad, and boring.

It literally just started, and Sam hasn't even arrived yet. Fucking zoomers man.

 

[Demonslayer1776]

I'm hoping to see people play with the hvac a good bit. I could see tensions rising if they turn the place into a giant sauna

 

[Total Annihilation]

I wonder if one of them will just start fucking with the appliances, couch, beds, etc.

 

[Grift Garrison]

Someone in chat posted Sylvia's Soundcloud and its the worst shit Ive ever heard:

Dream Substance

Ambien induced horror

soundcloud.com

 

[12345678901]

Vance's incel suffering is amazing he can't possibly survive this show. I thought he'd be the chad even though balding.

 

[Merry]

Someone in chat posted Sylvia's Soundcloud and its the worst shit Ive ever heard:

Dream Substance

Ambien induced horror

soundcloud.com

She was a cute trad goth 5 years ago, someone needs to make her go to the gym

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Someone in chat posted Sylvia's Soundcloud and its the worst shit Ive ever heard:

Dream Substance

Ambien induced horror

soundcloud.com

This is embarrassingly bad even for experimental noise music. Sounds like a little girl screaming over random noise.

 

[Coolio55]

Someone in chat posted Sylvia's Soundcloud and its the worst shit Ive ever heard:

Dream Substance

Ambien induced horror

soundcloud.com

I didn't know that "stock audio for your creepypasta screamer" was a genre of music.

 

[Robust User]

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She was a cute trad goth 5 years ago, someone needs to make her go to the gym

Is that G.G. Allin?

 

[Tren Shapiro]

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She was a cute trad goth 5 years ago, someone needs to make her go to the gym

They're a lot less cute in real life when you can smell the cigarettes and cat piss on them.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Is that G.G. Allin?

Definitely looks like it. Nothing says classy like a man screaming and rolling around in his own shit on stage.

 

[dankogrg2]

you need to delete every message you post in chat, bc it stays after you post it
wtf?

 

[Paul Atreides]

JFC I fucked up my registration and now it won't let me logout or try another one. Site is jaaaank.

Literally what happened with me. My name was "SamHydeFuckedMarkyWhenSheWas15" so I thought Sam saw it and banned me immediately

 

[Chongqing]

We need a fishtank thread.

 

[Merry]

They're a lot less cute in real life when you can smell the cigarettes and cat piss on them.

I've only experienced the cigarettes and hello kitty branded perfume

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

They be hustling in chat

 

[Nottafed]

They are banning for token begging and spam now. Thats going to be an expensive lesson for someone

 

[Burd Turglar]

Literally what happened with me. My name was "SamHydeFuckedMarkyWhenSheWas15" so I thought Sam saw it and banned me immediately

Nah, just a poorly put together apparatus. I mean it's pretty good for not having big money behind it but still...seems like they launched way too early.

Cleared cookie and got in easily but christ is it ugly and glitchy. I'll probably randomly drop in here and there but I'm just praying for good clips.

Everybody remember to directly archive and upload because Sam will strike every damn thing he can.