💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

[Robust User]

Sitting around, eating ramen, not speaking. This is kind of sad, and boring.

 

[Tren Shapiro]

Conceptually this is really well done. Entertainment-wise we'll see. The success of this experiment now completely lies with the contestants. Could turn out to be really boring and uneventful

You can't leave the success of a show up to the retards that agreed to be on it which is why all reality tv is scripted/directed. Luckily for us, the geniuses behind this project are experts at creating entertainment by mentally torturing retarded people.

 

[nut butter]

They need to enable the tts, holy shit.

 

[SFINAE]

Sitting around, eating ramen, not speaking. This is kind of sad, and boring.

It literally just started, and Sam hasn't even arrived yet. Fucking zoomers man.

 

[Demonslayer1776]

I'm hoping to see people play with the hvac a good bit. I could see tensions rising if they turn the place into a giant sauna

 

[Total Annihilation]

I wonder if one of them will just start fucking with the appliances, couch, beds, etc.

 

[Grift Garrison]

Someone in chat posted Sylvia's Soundcloud and its the worst shit Ive ever heard:

Dream Substance

Ambien induced horror

soundcloud.com

 

[12345678901]

Vance's incel suffering is amazing he can't possibly survive this show. I thought he'd be the chad even though balding.

 

[Merry]

Someone in chat posted Sylvia's Soundcloud and its the worst shit Ive ever heard:

Dream Substance

Ambien induced horror

soundcloud.com

She was a cute trad goth 5 years ago, someone needs to make her go to the gym

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Someone in chat posted Sylvia's Soundcloud and its the worst shit Ive ever heard:

Dream Substance

Ambien induced horror

soundcloud.com

This is embarrassingly bad even for experimental noise music. Sounds like a little girl screaming over random noise.

 

[Coolio55]

Someone in chat posted Sylvia's Soundcloud and its the worst shit Ive ever heard:

Dream Substance

Ambien induced horror

soundcloud.com

I didn't know that "stock audio for your creepypasta screamer" was a genre of music.

 

[Robust User]

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She was a cute trad goth 5 years ago, someone needs to make her go to the gym

Is that G.G. Allin?

 

[Tren Shapiro]

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She was a cute trad goth 5 years ago, someone needs to make her go to the gym

They're a lot less cute in real life when you can smell the cigarettes and cat piss on them.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Is that G.G. Allin?

Definitely looks like it. Nothing says classy like a man screaming and rolling around in his own shit on stage.

 

[dankogrg2]

you need to delete every message you post in chat, bc it stays after you post it
wtf?

 

[Paul Atreides]

JFC I fucked up my registration and now it won't let me logout or try another one. Site is jaaaank.

Literally what happened with me. My name was "SamHydeFuckedMarkyWhenSheWas15" so I thought Sam saw it and banned me immediately

 

[Chongqing]

We need a fishtank thread.

 

[Merry]

They're a lot less cute in real life when you can smell the cigarettes and cat piss on them.

I've only experienced the cigarettes and hello kitty branded perfume

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

They be hustling in chat

 

[Nottafed]

They are banning for token begging and spam now. Thats going to be an expensive lesson for someone