Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[marjoram]

Sorry. This is petty and very autistic, I know.

Spoiler: Culinary Kiwis only

This constant ‘dill’ talk bothered me. Dill is not a Middle Eastern spice. At all. It isn’t a widely used herb. It’s used really only used in Scandewegian cooking, some other European dishes, and has an odd taste that doesnt go with many things. Fish is what is accompanied by dill, mostly.

So I just checked 10 different Middle Eastern Cabbage Roll recipes to satisfy my curiosity. Nope. No dill anywhere to be seen.

There is, however:

• Mint
• Cumin
• Allspice (no dill there)
• Garlic
• Ginger
• Tumeric
• Cardamom
• And Seven Spice…….contains cloves, coriander, nutmeg among other things that aren’t dill.

Chantal was not in delight over dill. She was not eating it.
So what was she mistaking for dill?
Possibly the coriander. I can’t believe she doesn’t know mint, although maybe in combination with other spices it might be that she is tasting mint. It’s in half the recipes I found. They all have coriander….seeds. Not leaf. Ground, roast coriander seeds could be mistaken for a dill taste….maybe. Especially if there was ground clove. Clove is a strong, unusual taste and might be giving hints of that sort of petrol-like (gasoline) taste like dill has. (Sorry dill enthusiasts. I don’t like dill. I find it just tastes like gasoline smells.)
Anyone have any thoughts on her weird assumption she was eating dill?
Am I wrong and there’s a rogue branch of Kuwaitis who even know dill is. Arabs don’t eat dill.

I’ve never had to dye the word ‘dill’ so much or even ever before….anyway. Sorry. Thank you for indulging my petty, autistic Dill obsession "

And I’ll let you get back to your usual Chantal programming.

Dill has a gasoline taste? Never heard that before. Perhaps it's a genetic thing like some people finding cilantro tastes like soap?

Anyhow--I don't think it's all that deep. As Gunt doesn't know what *anything* is I figure Nads tried to teach her a thing or two, which Gunty promptly fucked up. Nads cooks with dill a lot (mostly in things that shouldn't have dill in them), Chins remembers "dill", so now everything has dill. In trying to sound "smart" she shows herself to be the idiot she is. This is not a new phenomenon.

Besides the fact she can't taste anything anyway due to a ruined palate and her usual speed eaiting.

 

[tato fairy]

The contrast between the Canes video and the Passsata video is disturbing. In public she’s still trying (badly) to act like a dainty lady and eat accordingly. But even then she can barely stop herself from shoving it in all at once, as her FPM (fries per minute) kept rising as the video was progressing. But the passsta video? Eyes darting around, minimal speaking because she has to prioritize eating. It’s almost manic.

she didn't even chew the cabbage rolls as it went on. maybe one or two chews and she just swallowed, a whole roll at a time. it was mesmerizing.

 

[PunishedCostanza]

 

[3-2-1836]

Coriander is the seed of the cilantro plant. They’re considered different culinarily since fresh cilantro and the dried coriander seeds are totally different to taste.

American Kiwi living between Arab North Africa and western Europe, on this side of the ocean the whole plant is called coriander even in the UK which greatly confused me when as I was craving Pico de Gallo and Fajitas so badly I homemade it.

 

[NoExcuses1]

I’m a little behind so please forgive me if it has already been mentioned. My God, she is HUGE! I was always under the impression that abayas were to fit loosely, as to cover the tempting female form. Every roll is on display. She must not understand that when you wear something that fits, you look better. Now, I realize her looking better is subjective, but at least with a bigger one she wouldn’t look like she’s sized herself out of anything off the rack that would fit.

There as been no mention of Howie. I wonder if the sewer rat got him or he died of neglect. I hope that stray calico kitty had fleas and they migrated onto her obese self.

Salad Boi is such a poor actor.

 

[tato fairy]

I’m a little behind so please forgive me if it has already been mentioned. My God, she is HUGE! I was always under the impression that abayas were to fit loosely, as to cover the tempting female form. Every roll is on display. She must not understand that when you wear something that fits, you look better. Now, I realize her looking better is subjective, but at least with a bigger one she wouldn’t look like she’s sized herself out of anything off the rack that would fit.

here's the fun part, she's told us that is the largest size available in the stores there, at least that she's found. so yes she has literally sized out of anything off the rack!

chantal is so lazy and often didn't get the right size, always too small, so i doubt she'll look online or to tailors.

 

[repentance]

she didn't even chew the cabbage rolls as it went on. maybe one or two chews and she just swallowed, a whole roll at a time. it was mesmerizing.

She eats like a dog resource guarding it's food and would probably snarl if you got too close.

 

[3-2-1836]

Sorry. This is petty and very autistic, I know.

This constant ‘dill’ talk bothered me. Dill is not a Middle Eastern spice. At all. It isn’t a widely used herb.

So I just checked 10 different Middle Eastern Cabbage Roll recipes to satisfy my curiosity. Nope. No dill anywhere to be seen.

Am I wrong and there’s a rogue branch of Kuwaitis who even know dill is. Arabs don’t eat dill.

Are you seriously saying, Dill, a plant that is grows natively in nearly every area inhabited by Arabs and has been found in 3400 year old Egyptian tombs, isn't an Arab spice?

And I found several recipes for Malfouf Mahshi (Lebanese/Syrian/Palestinian) and Mashy Crump (Egyptian) cabbage rolls that called for dill

Malfouf - Every Little Crumb Stuffed Cabbage Rolls- Every Little Crumb

An easy and delicious recipe for malfouf (malfoof), Middle Eastern stuffed cabbage rolls. Healthy, full of flavor and so comforting!

everylittlecrumb.com

Lebanese Stuffed Cabbage Rolls (Malfouf)

Lebanese stuffed cabbage rolls (malfouf) - stuffed with rice and meat or vegetarian/vegan mince or mushroom mixture for a hearty, wholesome, healthy dish.

www.alphafoodie.com

Egyptian Stuffed Cabbage Recipe on Food52

Egyptians love to stuff almost any vegetable -- grape leaves, of course, but also zucchini, potatoes, eggplants, peppers, and even tomatoes. Most local Egyptians have never met a stuffed vegetable they didn't devour, although everyone has their personal favorites. Each recipe has slight...

food52.com

Stuffed cabbage leaves (malfoof or mahshy Kromb)

One of the best dishes to originate from the Middle East, this fragrant and savory blend of rice, fresh herbs and tomatoes wrapped in a juicy cabbage leaf

sugarandgarlic.com

Egyptian Mahshi Crumb (Stuffed Cabbage Rolls)

These vegetarian stuffed cabbage rolls, known as mahshi crumb in Egypt are stuffed with herbs, rice, and a homemade tomato sauce.

thematbakh.com

A Gutsy Gourmet Printed Recipe

Stuffing cabbage Egyptian style: Maashi Kromb

abissadacooks.blogspot.com

 

[Twisted Slick Again]

Just had a quick check in with Playboard and Social Blade. According to PB she is averaging about 10K views per day, and her current release, featuring the inhalation of a shit lasagne by paw, has under 10K views. What this suggests is that her historical views (people watching old videos) have slowed DRAMATICALLY, and of course these views in conjunction with her live streams are what brings home the bacon carbs. Or should I say, brought.

Social Blade has her maximum estimated income at 34 of your English pounds per day, with a minimum of just £2. This does not include zooperchatz of course, but there are none as PB confirms, because there are no lives. Remaining VIB income also not included, but how many can there be now? I assume (unless any Kiwi can interpret this better) things are looking pretty bad.

A return flight from Kuwait to Bangkok in May for 4 nights for one person in Economy with Qatar (whom she would use as a) Avios points and b) have accomodated her girth before) would be about 260 KWD, so let's say 520 if they both go. At today's exchange rates that is £1,365 of your English pounds, or almost exactly $1700USD.

Assuming she is making the maximum of £32, she would need 40 days wages to buy two tickets to Bangkok.

If on the otherhand she decided the heat at the Equator in June doesn't suit her physique and she wants to buy a single to Canada, this will set her back about 350 KWD, or $1250 USD, about a grand for the Brits. I have a feeling that, whilst my tuk tuk dreams have probably perished, it is worth hanging on until her visa needs renewal. A car trip to Saudi on limited resources with tempers a-fraying could be the double cream I'm baying for... I think she possibly only has one more payday before the visa expires. Spend it wisely Chins, no splurging for Eid, or sell a ton of Febreeze in Poundland.

 

[Shaye]

Move over Tom Cruise, there is a new action star on the set.

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Actual footage of Gunt waddling away from the bathroom after getting the shits from her passsta meal*

*Not actual footage.

 

[Lovelady]

One thing I am grateful for that has come out of the incredibly boring Sally/ Kuwait arc- we haven't had to hear Chantal say "sexercise" even once.

 

[Suspicious Activity]

Allspice is a spice, it’s not a spice mix. It’s like a type of pepper berry.


Coriander is the seed of the cilantro plant. They’re considered different culinarily since fresh cilantro and the dried coriander seeds are totally different to taste.


Clove is more like a Christmasy-peppery spice. Think anise, cinnamon, or nutmeg. It isn’t similar at all to dill.

Dill is used in Mediterranean cooking and shows up in middle eastern recipes as a consequence. Dill rice is definitely a thing. Dill pairs well with fish, cucumbers, eggs, and soups to give it a “fresh” flavoring, it goes well with mint as well.

Rag on Chantal all you want but you kinda showed you ass a couple times here, made me perk up my ears realizing you didn’t know what you were talking about.

I welcome critique. It’s fine, but I need to defend myself on some points.
I’m British, so I don’t use the word ‘cilantro’. We use coriander seed and coriander leaf and I know they taste completely different.
I’m aware of what clove tastes like and to me it has the same chemically backnote of dill…but no. It’s not really similar. I was speculating that it may have been confusing her when combined with the other spices.
Allspice is a single ingredient. Yes. But since seven spice is also included I wanted to indicate that neither were a potential source of dill.
Dill in Middle Eastern cooking has apparently managed to escape me, even though I was eating it out there for a decade, but I will bow to your experience and thank you for the teaching moment.

 

[repentance]

Youtube is introducing a new policy on eating disorder related content.

An updated approach to eating disorder-related content

YouTube is updating our approach to eating disorder-related content to create space for community, recovery and resources, while protecting viewers

blog.youtube

It sounds like it will initially be aimed at content promoting anorexia and bulimia, but it wouldn't surprise me if that gets expanded to include mukbangs.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

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Hank and Peggy at least had:
1. A loving relationship with support from each other
2. A child who they love
3. Sex

 

[Dona Morte]

 

[Nader's Branch]

Youtube is introducing a new policy on eating disorder related content.
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An updated approach to eating disorder-related content

YouTube is updating our approach to eating disorder-related content to create space for community, recovery and resources, while protecting viewers

blog.youtube

It sounds like it will initially be aimed at content promoting anorexia and bulimia, but it wouldn't surprise me if that gets expanded to include mukbangs.

Funny enough, I think you could turn this around on the Fat Acceptance crazies as well since they go hard on anyone that inadvertently 'triggers' them by dieting. As for Chins, if she were smart-ish, she could probably use this on some of her nastier reactors. But she's not.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

ALR is looking svelte compared to our Gunt.
I know Chantal's fat goes to her abdomen (s) and Amber's goes to her laygs. And Amber is about 2 inches taller, but I really think Chantal is about 500lbs these days. If she's not, she's closer than ever.

Chins is looking almost as horrifying from the front as from the side now, so she's definitely fatter than she was when she admitted to being 402. I'm thinking about 450 (and that's being kind).

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Late and gay on this, but I finally fast-forwarded through the Live, Love, Laugh Peace and Love video , and I can't help but notice she sits there with her hand (Jesus, that hand) on her gut in nearly every shot of them sitting awkwardly together. I remember she used to do that "cradle the lower belly" thing a lot, but this shit looks like she's cosplaying a fat but heavily pregnant woman - which she could absolutely pass as considering her weight distribution. Is she doing this subconsciously because she's trying to hide it somewhat or is she trying to make the people around her think "aw, pregnant lady" instead of "Run, it's The Blob!"

Some scenes here almost look like they're filming a pregnancy shoot or something with their awkward head leans and belly shots.

 

[Say What Now?]

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Morel Orel is less disturbing than The Chantal Show

 

[Tiresome]

Hank and Peggy at least had:
1. A loving relationship with support from each other
2. A child who they love
3. Sex

4. Husband actually sold product
5. Wife worked outside the home
6. Citizens of the land in which they resided
7. Actual friends.