Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

Since The Guntess is apparently monitoring the thread as well I thought I might as well say hello! Congratulations, madam frontbutt. You got yourself one hell of a man there.
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Maricón de Mierda said:
@I'm Just A Worm quit cybering with Mr. Nokes's cum trough. You can do so much better, honey.
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I do what I have to do for the content. Plus, I’m teaching Shame relationship basics. And he’s choosing to re-post all my insults and ugly drawings of him for everyone on his wall to see, because he’s just that “special”.

Shame, waiting at that ranked tier list of my drawings of you from your forever-girlfriend. What’s her fave?
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
Shame is pulling the Secret Service card again. My fucking sides dude. I thought being made fun of for this schtick by thousands of people would have made him too embarassed. Clearly I underestimate his lack of Shame - appropriate.
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Who has this fat mentally disabled faggot ever put away in the history of anything? I defy him to name a single person.
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For one thing the logistics of fucking her are difficult to work out.
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Just roll in her in flour and go for the wet spot.
 
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suspended animation said:
I would need to see a current pic of Shane and his gf, otherwise his screenshot convos sound like Shane talking to Shane. Not buying it (that he even has a current gf.)
And like Worm pointed out, did he really just try to goad Worm into making a hideous depiction of his gf? WTF?
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There's literally no way that Shane has a GF with or without a gunt. It's impossible and I do not believe it.
 
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Wait this retard actively reads his thread and posts about it on Twitter? Is he an attention who’d or just stupid?

Hey Shame, how does it feel to leech off your spouse like a parasite? Knowing that you could probably put in minimal effort improve both your lives and instead you lie on Twitter about being an Xbox Live Janny.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
So Shane's GF calls him 'Daddy Cum Cannon', and he calls her 'Daddy's Slut'? And they both look like this?

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Fucking nauseating.

Also, hi Shane! As the OP of this thread I'll admit that I've really neglected it after it got moved and featured. I'm glad that alleged pedophile Jackie Singh has brought you back into the OnASphere again. I'm sure her PG thread will be moved soon enough, then you can both enjoy reacting to your threads together.
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Ugly people tend to be sexually perverted because they rarely get laid unless they go for other ugly people. Pictured above are two ‘swingers’ I would bet.
 
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TheSockiestSock said:
Ugly people tend to be sexually perverted because they rarely get laid unless they go for other ugly people. Pictured above are two ‘swingers’ I would bet.
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When you can't get off by actually being attracted to your partner you gotta make it about other shit. They definitely look like a poly couple you'd see at a ren faire.
 
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The only positive thing Noaksy has going for him is that he isn't a cuck.

Only because no one else in the world is desperate enough to fuck his hambeast girlfriend.

Edit: post here you coward. Replying to the forum on your twitter that no one but trolls interact with is something that only makes sense to a retarded person.
 
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suspended animation said:
I would need to see a current pic of Shane and his gf, otherwise his screenshot convos sound like Shane talking to Shane. Not buying it (that he even has a current gf.)
And like Worm pointed out, did he really just try to goad Worm into making a hideous depiction of his gf? WTF?
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You ask and the dude provides
Can't fucking attach anything.
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Shame, I’m not sure this is owning me. She thinks I’m funny and she can banter. “Worms in my pussy”, that’s a good one. Also, I love cheese but I don’t like obese man-children who smell like it when they raise their arms.

Shame, you’re too autistic and bad at reading social cues to know when a girl is getting into another guy. This woman knows she can do better, I can tell. You better get your ass to the employment line and prove you’re worth that Queen’s time, ya fawkin bum.
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Sorry to double post. Top left of the left image is a DoorDash icon. This unemployed layabout on disability can't even be bothered to pick up his own. Incredible self own Shame !
 
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